What's the most heinous thing you have ever cooked?

>>38177562
i make ramen using vitamin water.

so simple. so fucking disgusting.

I had no clean pots or pans so I cooked a tin of minestrone right on a hot plate and added beef jerky and an oxo cube. Utterly grim. The jerky never got soft and the minestrone was almost solid.

>only substantial food i have left is two large onions
>decide to just slice them and put them in the frying pan with some oil, because how bad can it be
>maybe this needs some flavor
>put a shitload of mustard on top
>now it has a sauce but maybe it needs even more flavor
>add soy sauce
>try one bite
>it is abhorrent
>throw most of it away

>>38177562
It would have been better to just eat the pasta plain. With a little salt or oil it's perfectly satisfying.

Uhhh one time I tried to make chicken flavored iced cream and I accidentally used salt instead of sugar.
It was still pretty good

>>38178238
I know that now. But I was an idiot back then. I somehow got it into my head that it would be more nutritious and filling.

Also made a banana and cheddar sandwich once that was actually kinda nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyCWtRZuRuA

>>38178445
What's wrong with spam and pasta?

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>>38177562
Made a jelly out of agar-agar with melon juice
My stomach died that day

>microwaved banana bread that turned into little bread crumbs
>bitter banana bread