Fellow Neets

say you do bitcoin trading or someshit like that, when asked to explain, respond that it is to complicated and not very interesting, or just get a job

Say you walk cats or some shit.

>>38172935
"I work from home"
"what do you do?"
"oh just some computer programming shit, it's boring I'd rather not talk about it"
jesus christ it's not that hard

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>>38172935
>Be me
>23
>KHV, NEET
>Been pretty much a recluse throughout latter high school and into college.
>Start lifting, jogging, getting /fit/
>See qt barista at Starbucks
>We hit it off -- she laughs at my jokes, etc.
>Find out she's studying to become a nurse
>Her Facebook page has all kinds of Wojak, Kek, and Pepe-related material
>About to friend her when my Dad knocks on the door.
>"Hey, champ, your mother and I think it's time you got a job. I'll drive you around to look for one today, and I won't take no for an answer."
>Me: "But, dad, it's all online nowadays."
>"Champ, it's all about taking the initiative, showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you want the job. Simple as that."
"Besides, we've got four places to visit. If one turns you down, there are three more that might snag you for a job. What've you got to lose, champ?"

FML

"I'm between jobs"

>>38173030
maybe its time to go to normiehood? at least your dad is trying to help you, some times you need to be pushed a little further to do something you know

>>38172935
>I leech off the government and contribute nothing to society
It's that fucking simple.

>>38172971
yeah good idea, i think i can build on that, thanks senpai

>>38172976
>walking cats
kek, that might actually work as a joke

>>38173013
well i am a bit autistic desu, the hard part is making it sound believable.

>>38173030
>>38173098
This, i wish my parents would push me like this. be grateful anon. You can make it.

>>38173101
>leeching off the government
I'm currently leeching off my parents, doesn't make things better, i know