Ideal partner

Me
> horny
> male
> very lonely
You
> girl
> want me

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I have incredibly high standards for personality, I don't think my ideal even exists in fiction.

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>>38172813

me:
> 24 years old, from Europe, male
> enjoy learning and watching documentaries
> like space stuff, science
> like playing all kinds vidya. Really dived deep into Stellaris right now.
> Like writting long messages to someone and talking about anything and everything
> NEET, but started fixing that, because im tired of it
> 5'8", slim
> Really enjoy cuddles. Hand holding
> would love to roll around the grass together and have picnic dates
> Love animals, would love to have a dog again
> prefer to stay inside when possible, to snuggle up in a warm blanket, play vidya or watch something, but can go out if there's a reaso nto
> don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs
> Enjoy having discussions about stuff if the other person is interested
> like shitty memes and all kinds of humor
> enjoy banter
> Like spending my time talking with people and listening about their problems. Spending time with them if they're lonely until they feel good
> Prefer to have fun in games and dick around with people, do stupid shit than go full competative
> like to cook
> clingy

You :

> From Europe, between 18 and 29 years old.
> female
> like to cook and try different weird recipes
> Would like to either play together, play and have me watch or watch me play
> would like cuddles and being snug
> enjoy horror movies
> like pets
> could either spend the whole day inside or outside
> don't like crowded places
> want to better yourself, always try to improve yourself
> accept yourself for who you are or work on doing it slowly. Focus on your strengths
> Enjoy being motivated and to motivate
> clingy
> love to laugh
> would like to have cheeky banter together while playing
> enjoy reading spooky stories
> would want to play Stellaris multiplayer or any other game together
> same size or shorter than 5'8"
> would feel comfortable to talk for a very long time and would feel fully comfortable in complete science while together

Doesn't have to be perfect, but atleast some.

>>38173036
Disgusting autism. Will never find someone to fit that. Not on r9k. It would be some disgusting landwhale who is into that stuff.

>>38172994
Second this.

Me
> male
> play vidya
> bitter about life
> no motivation
> neet
> drink a lot
> never know what to talk about
> people say I have a good body

You
> female
> want me to orbit you
> will send me nudes and give attention

>>38172813
These threads are dumb and belong on /soc/. Please stop reposting the same exact thread every time it does.

>>38172813

Me:
> depressed
> no real life accomplishments
> nice sense of humor
> act like Cynic, but deep down Im a romantic
> obsessed with the tipical: vidya, books, tabletop, history, cooking, etc...

Her:
> depressed
> no real life accomplishments
> nice sense of humor
> act like cynic, but deep down is a romantic
> obsessed with the tipical: vidya, books, tabletop, history, cooking, etc...

>>38172813
>short
>insecure
>I like art, Making it and viewing it
>I enjoy memes
>I enjoy vidya
>I have dogs
>I enjoy cooking and eating food, especially with others.
>f
Nothing else really comes to mind.

Ideal partner:
>18-23
>taller than 5'5
>human
>likes animals
>enjoys talking about deeper subjects
>willing to stay up all night on the phone talking
>preferably employed but we've all got our own thing going on
>somebody I can trust

>>38173293
But anon, how else will you find a virgin robot girl to love you? Everyone who posts here gets one. There are non on /soc/

>>38173382
How old are you and where are you from? I'd like to talk

>>38173420
18, Canada. My kik is rikqa if you wanna talk there

Me:
>Fembot
>Short
>Curvy
>tattooed
>into vidya and fantasy bullshit
>horny 24/7
>into bdsm
>snarky, loud, witty
>smoke and drink
>want to die

Him:
>into vidya
>abuses me in bed, fuqs me good
>taller than me
>smart, witty
>will get drunk with me and do dumb shit

>>38173529
Oh. Seems like she already ghosted me.

>>38173655
How tall are you? Just curious

>>38173959
I'm 5'2! Hhhhgg

>>38172813
Someone who likes anime, likes playing fps campaigns together, likes playing RTS games together, also if they like the outdoors that would be cool. Also they have to try my cooking and give me a 100% truthful opinion so I could improve. Sadly I'm too autistic to talk to grills.

>>38174001
What region are you from?
Would be perfect, I just never take the fire jew into my system.

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>>38173655
>>38174001

Chad here
>27
>6'6"
>ivy league grad
>top 1 percenter (self made)
>convicted felon
>alcoholic
>spend spare time shitposting and playing battlegrounds

Do you want to be my gf?

>>38173655
>wants a witty and smart partner
>describes herself as witty only

Is this the classical robot lack of self esteem?

>>38174001
That's nice. It's just hard for me to be spontaneously funny though.

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>>38173382
You sound uber nice
Me:
>reasonably tall (5'11")
>Relatively comfortable with people
>Want to be a zoologist
>Have dogs
>Enjoy vidya, memes, anime
>Just want someone to talk about deep stuff with
>I love talking to people, but I'm not too forward
Don't judge my user names, I made them when I was like 12
kik: SuperSaiyanSwagger14
sc: sharpancake14
email: (I'll use my fake one for privacy I guess) [email protected]
pls be friends

>>38174074
I'm from Northern Europe. That's cool though, I don't mind!
>>38174075 What level of chad though? You're doing me a frighten,,

>>38174108
Yes, definitely. Hhhggjj

Me
>19
>6'1
>Enjoys Vidya
>Reading
>likes animals
>Likes TV shows
>Loves Philosophy
>Entire life planned out already
>a lot of other things but can't think of anything rn cause I just woke up

Her
>Loyal
>Compassionate
>Enjoys similar things
>Loves to cuddle
Not really picky desu

>>38174258

I'm not actually a chad, but I know I kind of sound like it. (felony was for selling weed to friends)

>>38174258
Well then maybe we can click. I don't mind it when others ingest the stuff, I just literally can't do it. Not because I don't want it. When it comes to other stuff, I basically fit everything. If you also enjoy a good banter session while playing that's even better.

Have quite a few kinks aswell. Starting with gentledom, petplay, ropes, deprivation of the senses, collars and leashes and into other stuff.

If you're interested, slide yourself over to my DM on discord : Sernyl#3557

>>38172813
Me
>male obviously
>19
>NEET
>white british/ ashkenazi jew (one parent from each background)
>6'0
>spend all day on 4chan or playing vidya, occasionally I'll watch anime
>I wait for other people to invite me to do things
>will only get a job when all other options disappear
>mood swings
>sex drive completely goes away every few weeks
>virgin, no sexual experience
>insecure and needy

Imaginary gf
>pretty
>anything other than jewish or black
>slim or skinny
>pretty
>clingy/ yandere
>will make all of the effort to make the relationship work
>pretty

>>38172813
me:
>Male
>18
>White
>186cm/6'1
>78kg
>Klutz
>KV, Autism incarnate, not very good at judging social interactions or what people want from me.
>Generic robot hobbies like vidya or animue
>Hobbies consisting of /diy and /k
>enjoy long discussions about a variety of random subjects, I may have no knowledge of or prior interest in.
>recreational use of some drugs.
>ISTP????
>Sub, attraction is more based upon personality and how the person treats me rather then aesthetics, Never had a crush because of this
>UK

you:
>Female
>Enjoy spending time with me
>18-25
>Have your own persona while being able to express it rather then basing personality completely of friends or me
>trust worthy and loyal.
>Dom
>honest with me
>mutual interests
>Loves cuddling,petting and affection in general

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Me
>5'9"
>Out of shape
>Depressed, no drive or energy to do anything besides shitpost/whack it/play vidya
>halfway decent music taste, I guess
>Doesn't drive
>Probably autistic/sperg

Her
>Loves me
>Will magically rescue me from my shitty, dead-end life

I have no hope left

>>38174316
Lel you gave me a laugh there Anon. Would buy some kush from you 8/10

Me
>22 years old, United States, male
>OCD about games to the point I shitpost to avoid touching them
>OCD about music to the point where I mostly just listen to the few bands I like
>Spends most of his time collecting.
>This can take form in just taking pictures from websites to trying to get everything in every game to the point of disappointment
>If I make a decent collection, I destroy it to start over. Literally zero progress to show for it.
>I also write constitutions when horny about an ideal gf being my sex slave
>Delete this as well as soon as not horny
>Forget where I am every morning. Have to ask people what year it is like some insane time traveler.
>Probably will forget who you are and verbally threaten you due to sharing a body with other less kind souls.

Ideal partner:
>female
>has long hair, specifically with hair over one eye and with no part of the forehead exposed
>has a nose that is relatively short, must not look like a witches' nose
>Is a normal human, no three eyes or fourth hand. Must speak English and not be able to crawl on the ceiling.
>Must be around 5' 4", average female height. Can be modified, just not a midget or bigger than me at 5' 10".
>Must not be fat.
>Must have a head still attached to a body.
>Must be tangible.
>Must be a nymphomaniac to the point we will have sex like bunnies
>Must be degenerate to the point anything is possible
>Must be prepared to kill any other female that tries to contact me.
>Must be trained in deadly arts. Ideally has throwing knife experience and uses them without remorse.
>Must not be afraid of the law. Must be above it for her own pleasure. Must be willing to rape a school of orphans simply to get off.
>Must not be born a male.
>Must be a worshiper of me who bows to my presence and offers her body as sacrifice as her God.
>Must worship me even when I am but a loser.

>>38174462
Age and location? Original

>>38174494
Don't toy with my emitions, Anon ;_;
18, Burgerland

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Me

>5'8
>Chubby but losing weight
>24
>Software engineer
>Witty

You

>Has vagina
>Not morbidly obese
>Honest
>Talks to very few people
>Responds relatively quickly
>Doesn't hate vidya
>Not tattooed and pierced out the ass

I don't really have a strict set of requirements, I'd just like to chat to more people.

Me
>18
>6'2'' 150 lbs
>curly black hair
>avrg face (6-5/10????????)
>glasses
>listen to music a lot
>like drawing, learning guitar, interested in art in general.
>started getting /fit/ a couple weeks ago
>speak arabic, learning japanese
>biomed major
>no religious affiliation
>not sure but think im an actual aspie. sometimes i say offensive or stupid things without realizing then i regret it.

you
>girl
>azn
>short
>skinny (im ok with just a little bit chubby)
>5/10 avrg face or above
>don't care about tits or ass, just don't have the body of a literal man.
>be clingy
>open minded to new ideas
>likes traditional gender roles

>>38173036
Im from the US and dont fit everything, but you sound very interesting. Have a throwaway or discord?

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Me:

>24
>White
>6'2"
>Fat
>KV
>Can be funny
>Easygoing, unambitious
>Like 50's/60's music and Nintendo vidya
>Enjoy discussing history/culture/anything not math

Her:

>White
>Blue or green eyes
>Thicc butt/hips/thighs
>Good sense of humour, can keep a joke going
>Nice but can give/take bantz
>No major mental issues
>Emotionally available
>Won't cut contact without warning
>Doesn't drink much or do drugs
>Enthusiastic about some things, generally optimistic
>Virgin
>Indoorsy
>Shares my taste in music/vidya or at least accomodates it
>Takes some initiative in conversation, asks what I'm up to, etc.

>>38173655
Redflags everywhere

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>>38174919
Sure. Don't mind just finding friendos to chat with.

Sernyl#3557

Doesn't even have to be a female to be honest if you just want to hang out.

>>38175083
She's an orbit gatherer so you got that right

>>38174587You'd rather she toyed with your emissions instead?

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I'm Male
Me
>25
>5'10"
>Chubby, Losing Weight
>Dark, Short Hair
>Glasses
>Virgin
>Affectionate
>I enjoy physical contact like hugs, and cuddling
>I'm kinda shy,but I like to talk to people when I get to know them.
>I'm passionate about the stuff I like (technology, programming. philosophy, hobbyist stuff)
>I also like anime and video games but I'm not a huge gamer anymore, like I was when I was younger
>I'm always trying to learn more stuff and self improve on what I know
>I have anxiety disorder and depression


Female (Female)
Ideal:
>18-25
>Loyal
>Petite, Shorter than me (I'm 5'10")
>Caring/Affectionate (Being Clingy is fine)
>Virgin like me
>A bit subby but still willing to speak her mind
>Attractive to me even if she's not conventionally cute/attractive
>Passionate for her interests,something nerdy is cool but I don't really mind what she's into.
>Some shared interests, reading fiction, some video games and anime
>Shy, but talkative when you get to know her, and talks to me throughout the day
>either has a mental illness or is sympathetic to them because I have some.
>I don't care if she thinks she's a mess or is at a low point in her life I'm willing to be there for her and help her up
>To elaborate on earlier, I want us to help each other make it together
>Open Minded, and truly open minded and we can talk about deep subjects

Bonus:
>Pale
>Green or Blue Eyes
>Dark Hair
>Thinish, like under 130

This is just my ideal, I don't think I'd ever meet a girl like this exactly but yeah. The physical characteristics aren't even that important besides not being too overweight.

The most important thing to me is loyalty. I want to give myself to a girl and I want her to give herself to me. I figure that we might give each other the love and support we need to help ourselves, we improve our lives together and can build a happy life together.

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Myself
>18
>Lad'
>179cm
>64-67kg
>Europe
>Serious, aloof and reserved unless I warm up
>Hopeless romantic, chaotic melancholic, quite the idealist, somewhat of a perfectionist
>Mostly into philosophy and digital art, used to play games more, singing is lovely, read once in a while, anime once in a russian year
>Striving to become a polyglote, aside from native language and english, currently learning german, go figure russian after that
>Quite the devoted tease, used to be clingy, don't know about that anymore
>Fairly dignified, suave or charismatic about passions, values, virtues, things and fellow worthwhile folks

Thyself
>Gal'
>Europe/Asia
>Enough familiar similarities and complimentary differances
>Admireable virtues, values and ideals
>Lives a philosophy of own
>Artistic spirit

>>38172813
Me:
>American
>5'10"
>White
>Thin
>Working I.T.
>Studying International Relations/Armed Conflicts
>virgin
>I can come off as tense and robotic sometimes, but underneath I am pretty chill and very understanding/contemplative
>Cooks, cleans, outdoorsy, indoorsy, really want to explore the different experiences of life (Physical/Metaphysical) has to offer with someone
Her/You:
>American
>not extremely unhealthy
>Relaxed
>Patient
>Okay with being held randomly
>If more experienced in the sex department than myself, then you're understanding and willing to practice

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>>38174462
i hope im not too late
contact info?

>>38175211
You have some very good taste anon.

me:
>chubby
>shy
>leaves the house approx. twice/week
>no drinking or recreational drug use
>muh illness

him:
>mean to everyone except me
>virgin

>>38176373
Thanks anon... I just hope someone sees it and wants to get in contact one day

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me:
>Scandinavian
>21
>F
>KV
>45kg and losing
>158cm
>Flatchest
>Blonde
>Dresses fashionably
>According to others i have a nice face but i hate it.
>Christian
>Asexual sadist
>Terrible personality
>Mood swings because eating disoder
>High standards
>Likes animals, especially birds and insects
>Draws
>watches animu and reads manga and webcomics
>Plans to get a forest releated job

He
>Pretty much male me
>Scandinavian
>Preferably my age
>Underweight
>Around same height
>Blonde
>Androgynous
>effay
>KV
>Christian
>Asexual or some kind of masochist that is happy with me touturing him
>Also has a eating disoder(so he understands me hurr durr)
>puts up with my bullshit
>good at drawing so we can make a webcomic together
>likes animals
>makes up for the things i suck at, in a way that doesn't make me feel useless
>Does housework together with me
>Likes taking long walks
>wants to cosplay with me

>>38176555
Don't fit anything really, but if you're true and not just roleplaying, some anon is gonna have his day made by finding you.

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Me
>5'5"
>4 inch dick
>young sounding voice that makes me pretty much sound like a dyke or a 15 year old autistic kid
>fat
>hairy
>neckbeard
>long hair in a ponytail
>deep apathy towards ever fixing my life
>uninteresting personality
>4/10 face
>bad skin

Ideal Partner
>loves me
>I love her

gg

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>>38172813
Not even going to happen ever.
NEVER EVER...Fucking want that gun.
The girls alright though.

ME:
depressed
(sort of) decent job
rotating ego (either huge or withering)
artsy-fartsy
read classic novels so i can boast about having read them
never owned a fedora
write prose and plays in my spare time
only listen to xiu xiu and canadian post punk

HER:
depressed
decent job
does not listen only to xiu xiu and canadian post punk
reads classic novels out of passion and not with ulterior motives
actually smart and not fake smart like i generally am

guess that's it.

>>38173330
That sounds like me although I'm a girl (male), good luck on your search, hope this didn't give you false hope.

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>>38172813
Yall like the biggest faggots out there.
Like suck a cock covered in shit gay.

>>38176485
That sounds ok desu
Where u from?

>>38176123
You're not too late, I'm still wasting my life, vro
You got kik?

Me

> 6'1
> 220
> Male
> Does nothing but sit in room all day
> Doesn't like going out
> Just wants someone to talk to


You

> Redhead
> Available to talk
> Not total hamplanet

>>38174998
These are incredibly high standards my dude.

>>38176782
it's not a lot of detail, but i think getting the worst stuff about myself out of the way is the most honest
USA

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Me
> 6'5"
> overweight
> 18
> 7"
> austistic beta fag
Her
> loves me for who I am
> not a thot
> japanese
> some sort of Independence so that I don't have to baby her
> redpilled
This will never happen to me

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me
>chub
>like baking/gardening/crying
>easily made jealous but will hide it forever, big mental issues though
>turbo aryan
>try my best every day to be kind

ideal gf/bf/gf(male)
>chub (also somewhat thicc for gf)
>5'8+
>will put up with me and help me calm down sometimes
>likes flowers and will let me read to them
>dominant in the bedroom

idk friends

>>38176684

Some companies build FALs from both original and newly fabricated parts. They're like $1,000 though. If you want something that shoots 7.62x51 just get a VEPR, PTR, Springfield M1, or something. AR-10s are also an option. But that 7.62x51 is expensive nigger. Just get a rifle in a intermediate caliber. Cheaper to shoot and just as accurate.

>also this thread is some gay fucking /soc/ shit

>>38176934
Want to talk about your illness a bit more in-depth on a contact or something, senpai?

Me
>chubby
>plays vidya
>wanna be /out/
>computer science major to be
You
>redhead
>tomboy
>likes /out/ or /k/ things

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>>38176640
Haha I doubt anyone would roleplay as such a boring special snowflake.
I've given up on finding someone similar, but I'll try to keep my hopes up.

>>38176925
Read the OP again.

>your ideal partner
>I D E A L

My minimum standards are like

>Okay-looking face
>Nice
>Some sense of humour
>Not a slut
>We get along

>me
>male/23
>drunk
>angry
>live in nowheres ville nowhere
>pretty alone
>professional cook
>professional driver
>professional many things stop doxxing me
>cut trees
>cut grass
>cut meat
>cut bread
>poverty general
>good looking desu


>you
>cute
>brown eyes
>big brown eyes
>dark hair
>long hair
>small
>like 5'2 and down
>thin
>like petite
>small chest, flat is justice
>super autismo
>hyper as fuck
>cute
>into J-stuff
>girly
>likes ebin dank lememes
>part asian
>pale as fuck


I still miss you goddamn it

>>38176555
Have you spoken to Oscar yet?

>>38172813
Me
>Male
>18
>Southern California
>Someone to talk to
>5'8'
>Enjoy video games, music, film, and anime
>Helluva cook

You:
>female
>Enjoy talking
>is a bit clingy
>around my age range
>enjoys playing games and watching stuff together
>don't mind not going out

me:
> ugly male
> programmer
> love fastfood, sushi and homemade pasta and rice dishes
> love movies and cartoons
> good relationship with parents but live by myself
> more conservative than liberal
> enjoy art and nature
> below average sex drive but kind of perverse
> not into sporty activities but like to go on adventurous trips to cool places
> don't smoke, drink socially, use drugs occasionally
> a little spiritual
> would like to publish a video game one day

partner:
> ugly female
> similarly independant but still in touch with inner child
> monogamous
> very chill and carefree but with some ambitions
> similar sex drive and level of perversion
> able to get along with my family and friends
> kind and respectful
> not politically correct

>>38175222
ehm... hi

>>38177572
Haha not even close.
The only this we have in simailar is being swedish and racist. He tried twice but I hated him from the start. Besides he's unattractrive and too old. He really doesn't know his place

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>>38177960
Are you this girl? Post some logs. I'm sure he loves the shitty way you treat him. How is he racist?

>>38177879
Ah, evenin'
Vemn#2871

>>38172813
Me:
>No redeeming qualities worth mentioning
You:
>You possess some combination of traits that makes me want to spend time with you, and you like being with me too. Honestly, I'm not sure what that would be or if it's even possible. How do people even have a template of what they want in a relationship? I must be defective.

>>38178066
I'd like to keep my conversations private, Oscar.
He doesn't like girls that treat him like shit. What he likes are kinky girls that give him attention.

He just talks a lot about being racist. Mostly because he likes pictures of blonde models wearing dresses on wheat fields.
What a poser

>>38178249
>>38178066
>>38178066
>>38177960
Guys, don't spill drama over to this thread please.

>>38176555
>asexual
>mood swings
Christ.

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>>38178249
>He doesn't like girls that treat him like shit.
He actually loves it. He is really into femdom and did degrading shit for some known slut with many orbiters called Hanna.

>He just talks a lot about being racist. Mostly because he likes pictures of blonde models wearing dresses on wheat fields.
He was just trying to appear to your looks. He does this with any girl from here.

>>38178309
This thread belongs on /soc/

Me
>24
>5'7"
>130 lbs
>look young, apparently, also p childish in general
>huge faggot in all senses of the word
>NEET
>I like music, don't really like anything else atm
>I'll love you more than you thought was possible
>I have really stupid superstitions that shape the way I think and act
>no skills or whatever
>more submissive than I enjoy admitting but not into degrading shit

Imaginary Cutie
>I don't even fucking know, you'd have to be something outside of the sphere of what I know is possible, which means I can't accurately describe you from my current vantage point
>But you'd have to be pretty understanding and gentle

>>38178399
do you have schizotypal anon? you sound kinda qt tho

>>38173529
Where abouts in Canada would you be?

>>38178331
ikr shoot me
>>38178396
Even more reasons for me to not like him. Such a manslut. The only thing i would do for him would be to castrate him to do the world a favour

I don't care what ugly people think about my looks.

>24/m/MA
>5'9" sorta fat
>software engineer
>not a kv, but not good at talking to grils either
>likes magic the gathering and anime and cuddling and cooking
>good relationship with family
>good hygiene, keep my apartment clean and my laundry folded and hung up
>slow to anger, quick to forgive, generally laid back
>kind of right wing but also a liberal
>starving for physical affection

the female
>younger than me
>i don't care about height, but I like thicc/chubby girls with a big boobs
>cute face
>introverted
>bookish
>traditionally feminine (caretaker personality, wants children)
>Christian
>isn't completely estranged from her family
>likes staying in but will also enjoy going out for stuff
>physically affectionate, maybe even a little clingy
>likes things that grow
>not super far away

>>38178513
He enjoys cockball torture and would love to have you trampling all over it. He has an anal fixation and wouldn't mind you stuffing anything up his ass.

>>38173655
>Fembot
>Short
>Curvy
>tattooed
>into vidya and fantasy bullshit
>horny 24/7
>into bdsm
>snarky, loud, witty
>smoke and drink
>want to die
This reads like someone making fun of the notion that "fembots" exist

>>38172813
Me
>19F
>bookish, I love classics and philosophy and history
>Martial artist, I have a black belt in Karate and Aikido and do Muay Thai
>love animals
>misanthropic
>agnostic Atheist
>At university for combined biology and philosophy degree
>musician, I play saxophone, cello and piano
>pessimistic
>anitsocial/introverted
>likes travel
>no friends
>never had a bf or gf
>like true crime, cryptids, conspiracies etc. but don't believe in the latter two- they're just interesting
You
>me in terms of interests but a man or even a woman, I don't care
>kind, intelligent, compassionate
>NOT traditional
>NOT religious

>>38178804
post...contact? ffff

>>38178691
Why do you know and care so much about him?
Gee I sure wonder who this could be.....

>>38178804
What does not traditional means
Also what location

tfw love window shopping but too despondent to 1. post ITT 2. contact someone from this thread 3. even browse this thread

>>38178804
did your parents sign you up for all those things as extracurriculars? I get a picture of someone who has always been too busy to make friends.

>>38178880
what's the problem, despondent anon?

>>38178880
i know this feel, I'm trying to change things about myself and I think I'm too unappealing to the girls I'd want to date to even try at this point.

>>38178897
too many people

>>38178918
this has been me for the last decade; dont put things off anon

>>38176555
>>Asexual sadist
>>Asexual or some kind of masochist
This should be swapped. TFW no asexual gf that gets fucked anyway and tortured and beaten up

>>38178804

I smell a feminist and NUmales in here..

>>38178872
As in, not believing in dominant male provider/submissive female support.
>did your parents sign you up for all those things as extracurriculars?
My mum made me do Cello, and piano, but sax was my choice. I chose karate because my dad wanted me to do a sport, and fell in love with it (hence doing Aikido and Muay Thai). Everything else I like because I like it. It's not a question of being busy, so much as not being interested in teenagers because I didn't have anything in common with people at my high school, and thus never learning to make friends.

>>38178731
>>horny 24/7
Tell me more. If you're always masturbating surely you must have evolved some weird ass kinky fetishes.

>>38178918
>>38178936

im not really sure what i can do to get a gf,
since i never dated anyone.

i feel like i tend to get scared when i encounter girls.

>>38178151
Sorry for you giving false "hope" but i just realized that i'm too awkward for this shit, i have no idea what to say...

>>38178955
>I smell a feminist and NUmales in here..
I'm not a feminist, I just don't want to be a housewife, and want an equal partnership with a man, not a master/supporter dynamic.

>>38178983
Not him, but look...Anon..just say hi. See what goes from there. Don't be afraid. We're all awkward people here. Don't worry.

>>38178990
>i want to fit my female self into a male derived identity
women in the workforce will never be more than an imitation of a male who demands less for his work

>>38179018
>women in the workforce will never be more than an imitation of a male who demands less for his work
And you're EXACTLY the kind of man I avoid like the plague.

>>38178990

I have a question for you. What do you mean by this exactly? I kinda want this myself, like I want a partner in life but I want it in a way where I own her and she owns me mutually and like..w are on equal ground but we both give a bit in the relationship to accomdate each other cause we love each other.

>>38178870
Just an anon upset that Oscar ruined so many girls on here. Many robots lost their chance at a gf because of him and other mansluts on here.

>>38179041
>please oh please let me contribute to a system that commoditizes all the time in my life i can offer, its not like i have any divine goals or anything! i love devaluing myself so that others are also forced to devalue themselves so they can compete for living space!

>>38178983
I can understand it can be a bit intimidating or overwhealming, but the least I'd ask of you is a bit of trust in yourself. Words will come by themselves, and besides, sometimes there's only so much that can be expressed through words. You've replied nontheless, and that I'd say is both meaningful and hopeful. Either way there'll be no harm in seeing where it goes from there, and you probably know yourself that it'll be what it'll be and only time will tell.

>>38179071
Basically negotiating around who does what, depending on who's work is more flexible, who likes doing what etc. so you both end up with roughly 50/50 in the relationship both in earning and in doing the housework/childrearing. Basically treating each other as equal partners.

>>38179092
>Many robots lost their chance at a gf because of him
This is stupid. Oscar only revealed the roastie whores for what they are. If they send nudes or become attached to some nameless face on the internet, they were NEVER EVER gf material to begin with.

>>38178990
USA or European?

Are you fit?

>>38172813
Me
>boy (male)
>trust issues
>annoying
>blunt
>math/electronics nerd
>likes nature, hiking, camping, backpacking
>have job, apartment, car, money
you
>girl (female)
>likes banter
>also likes hiking, or at least walking
>likes debate-oriented discussion

>>38179094
>>please oh please let me contribute to a system that commoditizes all the time in my life i can offer, its not like i have any divine goals or anything!
Divine goals? What are you talking about?
> i love devaluing myself so that others are also forced to devalue themselves so they can compete for living space!
Devaluing myself, how?

>>38178978
if you've got the balls for it i'd tell you to take the shortest distance between 2 points, just start opening your soul shamelessly to people

>>38179142
English. Yes, I'm fit. I do 9 hours of martial arts each week.

>>38179121
Hrm that sounds. Okay. This is me:
>>38175211

Do you think we'd be compatible?

>>38178969
I have indeed. Wouldn't mind being someones private pet/toy. Kind of always wanted to be punched for some weird sexual reason. Bloodplay is also hot af.

>>38179134
>gfs that fall hard and will do anything for the person

Sounds like gf material to me. Most of them won't talk shit about Oscar because they are still infatuated with him.

>>38179179
Well, I'm not petite. I'm 5'9. I don't know if I'd fit your physical criteria.

>>38179041
how about
>some women are as competent as most men at things and should definitely have careers if they want them, but women have been sold the meme that a career will fulfill them when most of the time women spend their prime years chasing a career that leaves them unsatisfied and with far fewer dating options than if they had prioritized having a family in their twenties
>all these women flooding into the workplace where they are not happy drive down the price of labor making it harder for men to put themselves together and be attractive to women

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>>38178942
This is why I can't have nice things
>>38179092
That's nice to hear. Well I've just had a few conversations with him. He blocked me because I didn't care enough to reply.
>>38179134
Anyone that would find someone like him appealing is trash

>>38179201
What about personality? Thats more important to me that physical appearance honestly.

>>38179191
Where do you live? Please say Europe and be my gf.
Weren't you in a similar thread yesterday?

>>38179179
Are you neet? She needs a career guy.

>>38179204
I do find work fulfilling. I don't have a grown up job yet- I'm 19 and in University. But I love what I'm studying and want a career in it badly. I don't want a family in my early 20s anyway.

Also, I find men who aren't sexist attractive. So you're already off the list for me anyway. I also find men who see me as their equal attractive, and who I see as my equal.

>>38179010
It's not everyday one gets to see genuine kindness indeed.
My gratitude, hopefully they'll feel more comfortable.

>>38179232
>What about personality? Thats more important to me that physical appearance honestly.
Pretty much what you describe, but I can be super negative.

>>38179199
Yea the yandere types I get it. But they got attached for a reason. Oscar had the charms, the charisma, the wit and the looks to make girls fall in love with him. He mirrored the person he was talking to so it'd seem as if they were a perfect match with similar interests. Plus some social engineering and mental illnesses and bam. You have 'punished Chad'.

A mere robot couldn't do the same. We never had a chance with those girls.

>>38179250
I live in Europe, yes! Heehee, I'll be your weekend waifu Anon. Yee I think I was!

>>38179253
Well, I just quit my job a week ago, but I don't plan on being jobless for long. I provide for my family younger siblings and my mother who cant work. so yeah.

>>38179228
>This is why I can't have nice things
Break your own mind to become masochistic. Then I'll be your sadist bf.

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>>38179152
>jumping headfirst into corporate society intentionally

divine goals, like, anything that doesnt involve the mountains of societal scams to which you're going to be contributing

>>38179298
Were you the one that liked body fluids? Piss and puke etc?
Also where in yurope are you at?

>>38179317
>divine goals, like, anything that doesnt involve the mountains of societal scams to which you're going to be contributing
Why divine then? I don't believe in God. I do believe in seeking some form of 'Enlightenment" for want of a better word, and philosophical contentment.

>>38179307
castrate yourself first

>>38179176
Sounds very nice but I'm fucked (5'7). Good luck finding someone else.

>>38179266
>that post
>sexist
you gotta be kidding me. I'm not even trying to be on your list, but if all you have to say to that sentiment is calling it sexist, then your philosophy professors are really letting you down.

maybe you'll be a really good biologist, and society will owe a debt of gratitude for your contribution to the field, and even then my post would not have been wrong.

>>38179343
well i can definitely tell you that believing in the corporate system might let you be part of the biggest, most complex human structure in history but it's definitely not enlightened. human humility is divine

and now i will stop replying

Me
>6'4"
>Like vidya
>Music taste changes a lot (on new wave right now)
>Like camping, hiking, kayaking, and fishing
>lots of stories
>Bike every day
>1st patent at 16
>NEET right now but going to college in August (18)
>175lbs
>American
Her
>Human
>Not fat
>Not too lazy
>Likes the outdoors

>>38179343
Not the guy your talking to but it's culturally symbolic language nothing more . Spend a little less time getting triggered by gods and more time concentrating on the subtleties of language.

>>38179377
No no no. You, being the sub, should undergo sterilization. That way your body becomes useless and I can keep cumming inside you and other better fertile women.

>tfw no infertile cuckquean gf tho

>>38179322
Nope, not me. Finland!

>>38179283
I mean I can be negative too. So can everyone. Well. If you like my personality and you think yours fits and I think yours fits my for the most part, want to talk? I just want to be friends first and see what goes from there

>>38179392
>some women are just as competent as men
>SOME
>as in the majority of men are better than ALL women
>all men have to do to attract a woman is be successful
>not sexist
That has nothing to do with philosophy. You reduced women down to only being good for baby making housewives and imply that they're incapable of being actually good at things- the best they can aim for is "competent".

>>38179399
>well i can definitely tell you that believing in the corporate system might let you be part of the biggest, most complex human structure in history but it's definitely not enlightened.
I don't believe in it, I just don't fancy being poor my whole life. One has to sacrifice to pragmatism. To me, nothing is "divine".

>>38179442
Are you wow-playing finnish anon?
The fuck is going on with Finland and weird fetishes man.

>>38179499
Anon, dont feel the trolls and respond to the people who are actually interested in you.

>>38179282
Everyone should be kind to each other. At least in this thread. Were all just looking for people

>>38179714
same senpai, although I haven't put an ideal person thingie down cuz mine wasn't answered last time

>>38179731
Put one down anyway. You never know who answer

>>38179470
At 130+ IQ there is a gender ratio of 20:1 favoring men. I'm not going to ignore statistics and say men and women are equal in general because they aren't. I'm also not a sexist because I'm not going to judge individuals based on statistics, because you could be a genius woman, how would I know whether or not you are.

>majority of men are better than all women
the first handful of philosophy courses I took were logic, since philosophy is about constructing logical arguments. This does not logically follow from anything I have said, so it's more likely something you're touchy about.

>all men have to do to attract a woman is be successful
didn't say this either. Included in the things a man must do to attract a woman is be successful. You play several musical instruments, have mastered several martial arts, so you're pretty successful. You want a man whom you can see as an equal, so he probably has to be at least as successful as you are.

>reduced women down to only being good for baby making housewives
you're completely off the rails

>the best they can aim for is "competent"
you shouldn't take competence so lightly if you want a career, because that is literally the only thing your superiors will care about.

Me
>24
>asian male
>USA
>5'8", lil chub
>timid, chill, loyal, virgin
>good work ethic
>enjoys vidya, anime, manga, old movies, horror, japanese gameshows and comedy

Her
>christian or would be willing to be for me
>can be shorter or taller than me
>long to average length hair
>white/latino ideally, asian is fine too
>curvy/thicc (some chub is ok, obese is not)
>busty
>shares my interests
>no drugs other than alcohol
>kind, loyal, friendly, doesn't mind me, can be clingy or not
>traditional or not doesnt exactly matter to me, but I do have a job

>>38179010
>>38179103
You're both right... Thanks for reminding me. Social anxiety made me his bitch and yet here i am. Replying 2 hours later.

Btw do you have skype or teamspeak? Or any other socialmedia thingy where we can talk?

>>38179517
Am not. I don't fuck with online stuff that much,,, It's cold and dark here for 50 weeks a year. Could explain why were all fucked up alcoholic mongoloids.

>>38179935
Aye, used skype back at the time.
Look up Vvvemn, if I'm not mistaken.
Perhaps just Vemn.

>>38179857
>men and women are not equal at all
>I'm not sexist

>>38180015
Are you the 19yr old girl from earlier

Me
>20 F
>studying medicine
>into video games and reading
>not unhealthy- I love swimming and swim everyday
> I love going outside and hiking etc.
>introverted and misanthropic
You
>must believe in equality
>not religious
>not into 'traditional' relationships
>not an asshole
>not really muscly
>proud of not reading
>has a job that actually has a career path, or studies for one

>>38180015
>sexism
>prejudice or discrimination based on sex

>facts about average characteristics of each sex
not sexist

>concluding that you as an individual are X because of your sex
sexist

>learning that you are stupid from this interaction, your sex notwithstanding
also not sexist

>>38180097
No, I'm just pointing out the logical inconsistency.

>>38180124
You are already in medical school? If so, a state-wide one or island med school?

>>38179857
Look, I'm sorry but I find it impossible to believe you aren't sexist if you believe that men and women aren't equal at least in capability or respect. Plus, you post on here, believe 4chan statistics and are a patronising ass.

Why does it matter if you're called sexist? Pretty much every man on here is and proud.

>>38180124
So you're into reading but you want someone who is proud of not reading?

>That's deep

>>38180198
Not American dude.

>>38172813
Me:
>18, male
>Texas
>White, 6'1, 23.7 BMI, <20% body fat percentage (so mostly muscle. Yes, I'm Chad tier, I lift and use protein powder, ree all you want)
>Enjoy documentaries and older movies
>Brown hair/blue eyes
>I like strategy vidya like Civ V but I don't play often
>I walk several miles most days to prevent myself from getting fat
>No smoking/drugs/etc, I don't even drink coffee actually
>Enjoy banter
>Hate high population densities
>Prefer colder, mountainous climates even though I live primarily in warmer plains
>Want to live in the middle of nowhere
>If you want to know most of my beliefs then just go to /pol/ for a few minutes
>Enjoy hiking
>Hate urban and suburban areas
>If I had to have a dog it would be a golden retriever
>INTP (or ISTP, it changes)

You:
>21 years old or younger (this is just an ideal depiction of a mate so if you're younger than 18 get off this board blah blah I can't talk to you in a sexual manner blah blah insert more legal stuff here)
>Female (no traps), this is mandatory
>White (also mandatory)
>Enjoys learning
>Christian of some variety other than Calvinist or equivalent
>Don't really care about height
>Clingy
>Enjoys some type of vidya, not mandatory though
>/pol/-tier beliefs
>Reads some stuff
>STEM major (or would choose a stem major if forced to go to uni)
>Innovative
>Good with money
Bonus points for being blonde haired+blue eyed, extra bonus points for being fat

>>38180214
There should be a "not" somewhere in there. I'm tired. It's late where I am.

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>>38178804
>agnostic atheist
Get on the pagan train, brah, it's the hip new thing

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>>38172813
Me:
>18, American "unfortunately", male
>Bi I guess, would say I'm almost 100% gay.
>NEET, still trying to finish HS
>5'8 slim, good trap/twink material
>Looks are about a 7, as I've been rated that, I have long goldish red hair, stone dead grayish blue eyes. Very pale, skin is as white as snow.
>am of German/Swedish stock
>Hobbys would consist of playing horror rpg maker games, or anything horror related, huge horror fan, I like gardening, and exploring ruins and the such.
>I love WW2 and anything related to it, I take a big interest in human conflicts, and love history and geography, also biography.
>I drink and smoke, don't do drugs all though I have a big interest in LSD and it's properties.
>personality would be kinda boring, I have no sense of humor and look down on people a lot, I'm not afraid to say no and have been told I have a bad temper. I'm not very empathetic or romantic, And I'd say I'm pretty much dead inside. also 16 personality is ENTJ, and my Chinese zodiac is a tiger.
>I'm a atheist "not trying to sound to much like a fedora edge lord", and religion is a subject that I don't much care for.
>am not into really kissing, or hugging or cuddling, and don't really like being touched, all though I have a very high sex drive and have many kinks and fetishes, some of which are very painful and sexual.
>And last things about me is I suffer from great social issues and have very bad depression, my life has not been an easy one and I have not had many friends and have been alone for most of my life.
Him/"maybe" her.
>White
>would prefer him to be a qt boy, but I guess I'd be open to a woman if she was qt enough and not a cunt.
>blonde, blue eyes, tanned, thicc and short.
>out going and social, is always happy and will cheer me up when I have one of "those days".
>is a weeb/cosplayer, I like the hipster look.
>is kinda loli/shota
>is a lot younger or older then me, "not below 16 I'm not a pedo, and not over 21"
>likes dying his/her hair

>>38180204
Anon. I'm the guy from earlier that asked if we were compatible. Was just wondering if you wanted to exchange contact information

>>38180204
I don't even think men are equal to men, or women are equal to women, individually. Nor do I even understand what you mean by equal. I'd never think a woman is less capable because she's a woman because I've met lots of really smart, industrious women, but I'm not talking about you or those women in particular, I'm talking about the means and distribution of whole demographics. Racism and sexism aren't characterized by acknowledging aggregate data, but by applying conclusions to aggregate data onto individuals (e.g. you are less intelligent than I am because men on average are smarter than women)

>Pretty much every man on here is sexist and proud
Isn't this prejudice and stereotyping? Someone could say it was sexist, but I'm not because you added the qualifier that I'm on 4chan. If there were an -ism for that, then that's what it'd be. It matters to me that I'm not called racist or sexist because I know I'm neither of those things.

>>38180204
>every man on here is
You what

>>38180124

>med student

I fit your criteria and would like to talk to you

I can post some stuff about myself if you want to know before

This is my first time reaching out on 4chan so here.
Me:
>male
>20
>white
>6'0"
>Skinny but not skelly. Slightly muscular
>Australia
>khv
>Currently at uni doing two degrees. Passionate about history
>Like animals, exploring nature, horror & spooky things, anime
>I'm pretty bad at describing myself but I'd say that I'm kind, reliable, down to earth, introverted, relaxed. People have said I'm funny but it'd be too pretentious of me to say that.
>Before you ask I don't play vidya

You:
>female
>18-22
>preferably living in aus or nz. May accept someone from east asia if they're in a similar timezone
>Have similar interests to the ones I've listed or interests that are compatible with my own.
>I think most people on here have a similar personality so I shouldn't have to say no extroverts.
>Intend to/currently completing a tertiary education
>IS NOT a junkie, smoker, addict, etc.
>virgin
>Is not an unhealthy weight. Just a normal weight.
>Keeps herself clean and not unkempt. Other then this and a normal weight, I don't care what you look like.
>I'm not a complainer so please don't be one as well.
>Won't flip out at me for not replying for a few hours. I always reply within 24 hours and I don't ignore people.

me:

>20/f/east coast
>severely depressed hikikomori neet
>(very pale) white, brown hair, hazel eyes
>5'9, T H I C C (chubby)
>too autistic to make eye contact with strangers
>has never been on a date or to first base
>no redeeming qualities whatsoever

IDEAL:

>older than me and male
>blond hair blue eyes
>traditional values, willing to wait until marriage for sex
>wants to secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
>willing to roleplay in an SS uniform and learn some german to yell at me (an innocent french peasant girl)
>will make me a broodmare for the master race, just literally keep me pregnant all of the time
>willing to move out to a /off the grid/ homestead with me and raise our 20 perfect aryan children in harmony with nature

a girl can dream

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>>38173330
sounds like me but im depressed so im not obsessed with the >tipical

>>38180204
>every man
it sounds like you're the one that's prejudiced.

>>38181193
I'm down for all of this. Where do I sign up?

>>38177629
ohaiyo gozaimasu
email?

>>38180295
You sound like a mixed bag to me. I partially fit the reqs. Where in general do you live in the US? I live in the north east (Pennsylvania).

>>38173001
Write a short story about her and she'll exist in fiction. Ez

>>38180861 this is me
>>38180124

In case you see the post later, here is an email you can contact me on
[email protected]

Here's a small part about me:
Me:
>20
>6'4 skinny
>Light brown hair and Hazel eyes
>Play sport a lot, so I'm in pretty good shape
> Studying in university currently
>Would like to be affectionate
>Shy and introverted
> Loyal
>good sense of humour

>>38181429
FEMBOTS!!!!! GO GOG O

>>38174075
Not her, but what's your conviction for anon?

>>38181384
Yeah here you go:

[email protected]

>>38173721
Sorry. You probably aren't here anymore, but west coast

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Me
>22
>texas
>have job
>working my way through uni for meme degree
>almost exclusively watch anime (moe and comfyshit)
>virgin but not hv, had a long time relationship in the past
>have a dog
>love cooking
>drink pretty regularly
>terrible at conversation

Ideal
>around same age
>watch anime
>maybe full on weeb
>okay with lulls in conversations
>a bit clingy
>honest
>bonus for flat chest

>>38181414
I live quite a ways from there, Texas, but I've lived in many different places in the usa though out my life as my parents don't stay in one place for long, but I've never been to the east. But I'm able to travel as I have the money and means to. We can talk more if you like, I'm interested in hearing more about you,

>>38181686
The peerfect anon for you all

>>38181313

[email protected]

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>>38172813
Me:
>22/m/Midwest
>6'0, chubby but working on it
>white
>have a bioengineering degree, going to start working on a master's degree in the fall
>play a few instruments, mostly piano (I can send you some recordings)
>like watching and criticizing movies
>big fan of 70s/80s horror because for their practical effects
>enjoy some anime/video games
>play competitive Smash Bros Melee at a local level
>introverted

You:
>has two X chromosomes
>within a couple years of my age & lives within a few hours of me
>more of a homebody
>genuinely interested in me
>will lead conversations sometimes
>shares some of my interests
>affectionate and supportive
>doesn't mind that I enjoy having alone time
>will play Melee with me
>likes taking the lead sexually

Add me on skype, don't email: [email protected]

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Me:

>20
>6'4 lanklet
>wavy brown hair and hazel eyes
>Shy and Introverted
>studying in university
>trying to improve my life

I think I'm somewhat attractive and have had girls interested in me, but I've never really been interested in casual relationship so I shy away. I can become very affectionate once you know me and I open up my guard.

I'm looking for :
>someone around same age
>I find femlet or smol very qt
>Likes to talk online and likes to message
>likes to be hugged and holding hands
>wants to do cute things with me and has some hobbies
>hopefully has some purpose in life and is working towards it

This is just a basic outline, it's not 100% that you have to fit all criteria

>>38181931
sent you a quick message, looking forward to hearing back c:

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I:
>6'0
>20
>Yorkshire UK
>self improving
>at uni compsci
>videogames in downtime mostly ow
>into music(electronic, pop, 80s), movies, politics (not trumpshit),
>do weed occasionally but not 420 obsessed

Thou:
>short
>not a raging new labour socialist
>likes dark humour
>18-25

>>38181193
can you wait for me to turn 18? only 9 more years

Me:
Male, light skin, black hair, light eyes
European
Strongfat on my way to get fit
I've been told to be a bit cold. Introverted and serious
Dislike crowds and loud noises
Don't drink, smoke or do drugs
Like listening to music, tabletop games, cooking, some anime and manga too. Also movies.
KHV obviously

Her:
Female
Not fat
Don't do drugs, can control herself if she drinks
Is not submissive
Can hold interesting conversations
Is willing to wait a little instead of having sex at the second day like most people do nowadays
Bonus points if she prefers to be affectionate in private and more serious in public

>>38182146

c:

>>38182273

really hoping this is a joke i'm too autistic to get

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>>38181193
literally perfect


oreggydeggy

>>38182125
w-what do you look like anon? you sound ideal...

>>38181193
I'm >>38175398
in MD
Blonde Hair Blue Eyes
Two years older
Actively read into Esoteric Hitlerism and other Occult practices from the NatSoc golden age
And I'd love nothing more than to have and support a large cohesive family.
Send an email to [email protected] with a question/password of some nature. From there we can connect if you'd like

>>38182392

I have longish wavy brown hair and hazel eyes with thick long eyelashes. Usually have some form of stubble, Also decent facial structure. Really tall but pretty lanky.

I would like to talk more if you want to?

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rational and passionate
cold and warm
confident and humble
light and dark
she knows everything I'm thinking and how to headgame me into doing what's right for myself
she calls me on my bullshit and cares with conviction about my improvement
she loves me for my flaws, she's seen my soul and liked it
she's someone I can let my guard down for, someone I can feel alone with
someone who only ever wants to drink or smoke when she's alone with me, entirely sober except for when we get blazed and shitfaced together
She likes weird shit and catches me off guard with her humor
She has perfect manners so that she's always able to navigate formal situations and we play really well off each other with my cheesy senior-wooing charm and down to earth wit - a proud, charming couple that is the envy of everyone in the room.
we talk constant shit but secretly worship one another
she's got long hair, perfect memory, black glasses, a mid-2000's style wardrobe of pale earth tones and deep, dark colors, and an ambiguous smile
she intimidates people
she knows how to make a plan, and how to get things done
she knows how to swallow her pride and do the right thing
she laughs silently, but genuinely, breathless every time you make a joke
someone who will keep me feeling like a part of the world, and in the best part of it
my lieutenant in my invasion of middle earth
my talking car, my sword of destiny
and she's got an ass that's somehow simultaneously small and thicc
she looks incredible in a tomb raider costume and that's her ace-in-the-hole as a person
she'll lock me into a cuddle for hours and force me to waste time for her pleasure
we fuck while watching tv
she calls my name in her sleep and fantasizes about me throughout the day
she checks the fuck out of other girls that might be after me
she's someone I genuinely admire, someone who excites me to watch, like she's the star of a James Bond film
She doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone except herself and I and a handful of others

>>38177629
date me rn immediately
contact?

>>38182527
i got high af in the middle idk if you can tell

>>38182490
yes please :3
[email protected]

>>38182544
Sure it's
[email protected]
Be glad to hear from you.

>>38180124
>>not into 'traditional' relationships
Let me guess, you're into polygamy

me
>18
>texas
>white, brown hair, average height
>anime
>vidya
>starting college in august
>socially retarded
>tried alot
>like to stay inside all day
>lonely

you
>similar hobbies
>not a hyper normie
>not a sjw
>not extremely fat

I've barely talked to anyone since school ended in May so it'd be nice to have anyone to talk to really. discord is idk#0030 or throwaway email is [email protected]

>>38182677
You were unclear as if you're into women or men, but I'm in texas and fit that bill, I'm just a guy though I'm >>38180295

>>38182356

t-thanks y-you too

>>38182431

>question/password of some nature

no idea what that means, but i said hi.

>>38182621

Sent an email originally just now

>>38182731
I've sent a response from a proton mail account

>>38181922
You probably wouldn't like me. I'm a white male, blue eyes and brown hair. Tall and thinnish. I consider myself boyish, not super masculine but not feminine either. 20 yrs old here.
Not too good at describing myslef. I like video games and anime/manga. I hate the outdoors, mostly because of bugs. I love the winter, because I love the cold and the bugs die. Not into music, which always triggers people for some reason.

>>38182712
Yeah I guess I should have clarified that I'm straight, sorry anon

Me:
>male
>22
>5'7
>black hair, brown eyes
>brazil
>skinny
>introvert but like to go out as long as if it's not to loud places like clubs
>optimistic
>head in the clouds
>too good to people sometimes
>awkward
>INFP
>studying medicine
>learning guitar
>tv series, anime, mango and vidya (though I'm growing out of it lately, the number of games I like has gotten smaller over the years, also I don't have money to buy many games kek)

Ideal partner:
>female
>22
>5'7
>short black hair with bangs
>brazil
>skinny
>has her feet on the ground to balance me being an airhead
>kind
>funny
>has a hobby or passion
>share some interests
>likes showing affection and cuddling

Seems unlikely for me, good luck to the other people in this thread though.

>>38182544
Or if you don't want email, I got some other stuff too.

>>38182333
ye is just joke :)

>>38182887
No you sound pretty qt to me desu, and I get you with the music part, It always trigger's the fuck out of normies when I say I don't really listen to it or don't have a favorite genre. and I like the snow too, I was born in Minnesota on a blizzard.

>>38182902
Nah it's fine, just seeing what you were into since you're close to me, awe well I guess.

me:

>5'9"
>girl (male)
>skinny-ish
>medium-ish length brown hair and blue eyes
>white
>young-looking
>west coast US
>still in school, not sure what i want to do yet
>very empathetic, soft, and submissive
>quiet
>introverted
>likes drawing, writing, vidya, and the internet
>likes dogs
>very masochistic
>kind of weird
>INFP
>KHV
>fantasizes a lot
>thinks too much
>likes to take walks
>likes rain


partner:

>preferably female but it's okay if you're a girl(male) or a boy as long as you're cute enough
>not overweight
>confident
>courageous
>determined
>passionate
>isn't afraid to take risks
>romantic and physically affectionate
>is protective of me
>open-minded, willing to talk about anything
>mentally and emotionally strong
>slightly intimidating
>loves me for who i am
>dominant and sadistic/masochistic (or at least willing to try things sexually)
>funny, has a weird sense of humor
>likes really weird and obscure things

this isn't going to work but i'm going to try anyways

>>38181455

Need to keep this thread alive until she wakes up

>>38183503
anything for you senpai, let's get you that qt

>>38172813

>pale
>slightly shorter than me or same height(5 9)
>slightly overweight
>long brown hair with brown eyes
>big tits
>atheist, doesn't want kids or marriage
>into technology and/or vidya

>>38182959

is bad joke :/

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Me:
>androgynous body
>tan
>5 ft 2
>extremely dark black eyes
>bisexual (or just desperate)
>ass burgers
>nerd, read books, love science and tech, etc.
>videogames are also a huge hobby, both retro and new
>virgin in every sense of the word
You:
>a not fat human being
>male or female, doesn't matter
>is willing to love me
>kind of kinky, but this isn't necessary

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>When people try to tell you that women don't ACTUALLY care that much about height, but every single female in this thread has posted a tall-ish height requirement.

Women are disgusting.

>>38184190
>what does ideal mean

Think of it like a butt. Most men would prefer a girl with a nice round ass but if she didn't have it it wouldn't be a dealbreaker unless you were shallow and in that case you wouldn't be a desirable partner and she' be better off alone.

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Nobody will respond but what the hell, why not.

Me:
>18, Male, 6'0"
>currently in central North Carolina
>pretty smart I think; consistently within the top 20% of my class at worst, scored a 34 on the ACT, going to attend a top tier uni, etc.
>fairly fit too. I lift weights and run as well as practice archery and target shooting. Wanna start doing MMA eventually
>doing Marine NROTC in college; want a military career
>have been a cellist for several orchestras (none currently though)
>have a job
>have a car
>a bit of a weeb but not obsessive
>play vidya ofc
>not particularly ideologically inclined anymore, nor particularly religious
>a virgin

Her:
>anywhere from 16-21
>was born with and currently has a vagina
>petite; ideally submissive in bed
>not too religious but not a complete animal either
>preferably a virgin too, but it's not required
>wants to take my virginity
>decently open minded, but not distant
>likes weebshit but not an obese landwhale
>yes
Again, worth a shot.
If you want contact details then reply and I'll post em.

>>38184271
Yeah, but for a shit ton of women, it actually is a dealbreaker.

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(You):
>Taller than me
>White or Asian
>Environmentally-conscious
>Vegan!
>Christian
>Conservative
>Doesn't want kids
>TRUTHER
>Not politically correct
>Would convert a van to a bio-diesel engine and live in it with me
>Likes gardening, hiking, cooking, and bushcraft
>Will let me read you poetry
>Virgin
>Dark sense of humor
>Will be patient with me when I'm stupid
>Likes being taken care of
>Has traditional values

needs to be female and a good listener. is that too much to ask for bros?

>>38184307
Then they're shallow and you're better off alone retard

>>38180295
do you have discord or any form of contact?

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Me:
>engineer
>likes the outdoors (canoeing, hiking)
>likes drawing
>likes playing guitar
>really into music
>likes period dramas, historical movies
>chubby
>pasty
>hatchet face
>black sense of humor
>seems tomboyish and laid back
>actually an overemotional, shy, sentimental mess
>wants to get married, have kids
> leftist/feminist

Husbando:
>does a job that he likes
>or wants to be a stay-at-home bf
>is better at music than me
>likes tabletop games
>likes cats
>likes kids
>likes his mother (assuming stable home life, of course)
>skeletonmode
>long straight hair
>tall
>wants to go to the renaissance faire with me
>affectionate
>funny
>doesn't kill spiders
>likes metal, prog, classical, folk
>shares my value system

>>38184527
I-I wanna be a stay-at-home bf :3 tfw no loving feminist gf. Contact info?

>>38184527
>leftist/feminist

and into the trash it goes

>>38184527
What variety of leftist?
and what state are you in

Not really looking for this person here but sure why not

me:
>female/22/third world
>tall and brown
>low self-esteem, autistic, depressed nerd
>quite sensitive sometimes
>almost a lawyer and have a job
>listen to a lot of music / like some vidya and weeb stuff
>get high and drink sometimes
>want to travel a lot someday
>kind of into bdsm (only if I'm being dominant)
>switch leaning into dominant

her:
>nice
>some similar interests
>cares about me and what I have to say
>around my age or older
>doesn't lie
>doesn't prefer cock
>goes out of her way to make me happy
>doesn't lie
>idk, actually loves me and wants to be with me and works for it if she has to like I would
>doesn't lie

>>38184567
I've met up with a couple people IRL from /r9k/ (male and female) and it always goes sour.

>>38184611
/pol/ would call me an SJW and SJWs would hit me with a bike lock.

Not American.

>>38184717
Awh, dang :/ I understand. You sound pretty great, though. It's hard to meet girls who want their bfs to be a loving, stay at home dad. Tfw that's my dream to be a homemaker and a nurturer.

>>38172813
Me
>20
>male
>manlet
>Kinda chubby, some acne scars and normal scars in face
> big nose
> balding
> My back has a lot of acne
> I am kinda boring person
> I like history
>i study a lot so I will hardly have time for you
>I don't dance
>I want a wife in future and kids
You
>need to be white
>Dont mess with my job or study
>need to want kids someday
>must like being alone and unloved
> Dont cheat on me
Pretty much it.
Yes I am aware that nobody will ever want this.

>>38184742
Honestly, I post in these threads to renew my faith that there's a decent human out there somewhere to mitigate my anxiety and validation, give me your (yous).

I agree with you that gender roles are pretty well enforced, but there are women out there who would be happy to have a stay at home spouse. A friend of mine from college has a husband who works from home, and my sister dated a guy for 5+ years who lived at home while she worked. I don't think either of us are doomed.

Best of luck anon~

>>38184809
>alone and unloved
>hardly have time
>don't mess with job or study
What is the point of having a gf, then? Do you just want to procure progeny to avenge you?

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>>38183979
i know, too tired for "good" shitpost.

Is it weird that I don't actually care about any of that stuff anymore? Besides having to be a Christian, my ideal gf would be.. I don't even know, I'd probably want to find out what it'd be like then and there. Looks, preferences, etc. can only take you so far

>qt3.14
>has to be intelligent
>has to be marxist-leninist
>has to have good taste in music/movies/art/etc
>has to be into drugs

thank god ive found her already :3

>>38184468
Yes I have a discord, it's schuldschmeltz#1414

>>38184954
are you talking about natalie?
you dog you!

>>38185022
nope. her name is eva :3

>>38184667
You seem interesting, which third world senpai?

>>38185060
the hispanic kind

>>38185098
Oh, okay, good luck though!

>>38184311
Please give me your contact info.I fit your

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Me
>19/Male/East Coast USA
>6'3 medium build
>CS Major at a shitty state school.
>Enjoys outdoorsy shit, starting to really get into hiking
>loner/introvert
>trying to learn guitar but god help me im awful.
>into indie trash, father john misty is my father.
>intro vector art/graphic design shit when im feeling artsy.
>into very mainstream anime so not really a weeb.

Her
>girl(girl), but maybe girl(male) I don't know just be cool please.
>Between 18 and 26
>not a complete normie.
>completely content with staying in and binging netflix on a weekend.
>can make me laugh
>always honest with me, no matter how much the truth hurts.
>introverted/shy
>can bring the bants.

If anyone actually wants to chat then reply and i'll leave my contact.

>>38184311
>Environmentally-conscious

>Conservative


wew