NEET thread

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>>38172712
tip #2 if you have cats that live in your room, you can dispose of your piss bottles every time you clean your cats litter box! makes it easier to not get caught

I always keep a cumrag under my bed.

>>38172924
>not having your mom steal napkins from Wendy's when she goes to get your nuggies

>>38172940
I don't live with my mother and people in my house hate me, so I have to get by on my own.

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Good day NEETs, Wagey here.

Boy, I don't know how you do it. I'd be scared shitless of being kicked out everyday. But somehow, you make it work.Good on you, I guess.

>>38172967
I'd refuse to get kicked out. You're underestimating manchild powers.

Any UK neets here?
Is social anxeity/avpd enough to claim benefits?

>>38172995
Not sure but you can buy LSD off the darkweb and overdose to get schizophrenia, easy autismbux.

Saving and investing should be top priority for NEETs, IMO. That's where most of your money should come from.

>rubbing your teeth with napkins or towels

i seriously hope you dont do this

>>38174368
It works, same principle with gum or apples cleaning your teeth but you have to leave your chair to get apples and gum ruins your NEET cave.

>>38174400
just because you're a neet doesn't mean you have to be an unhygienic slob anon...

>>38172712
No NEETbux in my country sadly, I either be a wageslave or be a hobo

Put a tiny hole in your piss bottle so that when you put your tip on the opening, the air pressure that tries to get out as you piss in gets out of the hole instead of spraying your piss on its way out.

>>38172906
if you get any of your piss in the litterbox sometimes cats stop using it even after cleaning, I know from experience

>>38172940
Tip; go to public bathrooms and pocket as much toilet paper as you can. Haven't paid for toilet paper in years using this easy trick.

>>38173856
ummm...

schizophrenia is a condition where your brain deteriorates and breaks down to the point where you fucking go insane on several levels.

Are autismbux worth it?

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>>38174400
Swallow your gum like a champ
Spitting it out and disposing of it properly is too much work

Got a script for xanny's for my panic attacks. What other pills do my fellow NEET's like