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You have been muted for thirty-two seconds, because your comment was not original edition
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>>38172179
1st for ignoring Tilde
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>>38172200
At this rate I'm going to be putting myself in a pair of frilly knickers
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alright lads. had a packet of walkers crisps before while working on the computer.

what have you lads been up to?
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>>38172213
Also a worthy reminding from our Kev.
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>>38172229
>tfw your gf will never put you in her frilly knickers
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Is it gay if you dress up in women's clothing to give a man a blowjob? Like, if you're trans, you're not gay if you go for men, because trannies are women. So what if you're like...temporarily trans, let's say? You're trans for half an hour to do stuff that would normally be considered gay, then you become normal again
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>tfw hairless chest and hairy nipples
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>>38172253
seen your wrestling show a few weeks back with the misses. seen you all wrestle must have made her wet because she wanted to fuck straight after it
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>>38172279
This forced meme is shite you batty
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Who ls this new tripfag?
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>>38172279
that is still fucking gay you bender. you're just trying to create a false personality while you do it because you're ashamed of it.

get a grip and get some fanny down you. me and the lads at work are fucking howling at this
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i love kebabs, but they ALWAYS give me diarrhea

fucking hell, why does everything i love hurt me
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Fucking normie cunt from work talked to me at the train station

He completely forgot the conversation we had two months ago and asked me the same questions
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>>38172213
Your not pm anymore mate
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I'm still trying to get over the fact that an actual human being made this lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXpffMXUcAg
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>>38172322
get on this gimp. he was not here for the mayhem last night HAHA
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Think I might have sprained my ankle running today, lads.
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>>38172334
Oh Poley, who could forget you?
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>>38172332
I'd never hurt you

Love me
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>>38172337
That wasnt Kev posting you fucking mong.
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>>38172324
alright mick mate hows it going? didnt catch you down the boozer on the weekend. hope the renos on the man cave are going well, make sure you get the sky on the go like you said so we can get away from the missus to watch the footy when the season kicks off!!! haha

Sent from my iPhone
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>>38172358
i can't love you unless you're food, a cat or a woman, or some combination thereof
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>>38172379
You can stick a cat tail buttplug in me and pump me full of hormones if you like

miaow
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alright you gay cunts
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Does staring at a computer screen all day damage your eyesight?
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>>38172391
Fuck off Dave. Where is that 20 I lent you last weekend?
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>>38172388
>pre-HRT
excuse me, but i don't people to think i'm a homo sapien

take pills and come back in a year
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>>38172391
Don't call me fucking gay you fat shite haha

Sent from my iPhone
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>>38172370
its going fucking sweet bro, hows it going with you? yeah man, it was a shame you could not make it. Smithy pulled some fat bird and she would only shag him after he bought her a takeaway.

i have been sorting out the sky fella. i need a break from the missus, she has been doing my head in lately.
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femanon here, who wants to see my boobs
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>>38172388
If you had a buttplug that secreted hormones could the body absorb it that way like it can absorb alcohol?
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>>38172454
MOMMY IM A PREMATURE EJACULATOR
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>>38172451
get off my computer you soft cunt. i got for a piss and now you're chatting this bollocks.
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>>38172332

I'm just about to get a kebab now lad. Was gonna make Japanese curry but can't be arsed, so kebab it is. Nice weather is Glasgow tonight, very mild.

I wonder if I'll kill myself or die from drug/alcohol abuse
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haha what's happening u mad cunts, just got off work for 5 mins and the wife is already on my tits, who is up fer a pint aha

Sent from Ross' iPad
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anyone remember me?

original
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>>38172519
Oi. You better give that iPad back to Ross. Dont make me get the lads to come give you a visit.
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>>38172486
>MOMMY
Get out yank
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>>38172519
eyup lad, i'm up for that, meet me down the rose, still in me work clothes i'll be out in a few
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>>38172519
>>38172537

smithy wont get off my computer the cheecky bastard. come help us out lads
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>>38172536
they still exist so yes I remember
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>>38172577
Don't worry. Smithy will be off it in a jiffy. Especially when he finds out what his missus has been up to with the lads yesterday. Haha #smashed
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>>38172179
A little bit of Cilla
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>>38172513
everybody else in Glasgows thinking the exact same thing
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13362572

Please be honest with yourself. It's anonymous after all
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>three emails today
>all job rejections
fucking hell, it's hard out there lads
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>>38172698
Didn't vote because no option for bi.
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>>38172723
Choose one you fence sitting cunt
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>>38172723
That was intentional, because then you'd have a bunch of prison gays putting down "bi" instead to assuage their guilt
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>>38172698
I always describe myself as straight, but I guess I'm technically bi since I like kissing feminine boys (not sure if I would ever have sex with one though, might be a bit too far)

There's no option for bi though, so I guess I'll just go with straight
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>>38172713
That's still three times more effort as ebin has put in to anything
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>>38172698
We need to bully the poofs out of /britfeel/
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>>38172698
I seriously doubt nearly 50% of the people here are gay.
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>>38172852
>10 gays
>only 2 prison gays

thats a lot of deluded prison fags
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>>38172860
It's bs. Most of them are prison gay but not admitting it. No way 50% are real gays
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>>38172698
>22 IPs in the thread
>28 votes
wait a minute...
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>there are people sad enough to rig sexuality polls on britfeel
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>>38172852
They should fuck off to the /lgbt/ Brit thread.
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>>38172877
I think there's rigging.

There'd be "no bf" posts all over the place if this was real
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>>38172880
has it gone to 23 now
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Straights BTFO

why was this not an original comment
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>there are people sad enough to use trips on britfeel
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Fucking hell. How many of you weak faggots are prison gay?
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>>38172982
Too fucking many

TWICE I've been "close" to someone who turned out to be prison gay.
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>>38172943
t. britfeel poll rigger

>>38172991
thats your own fault
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>>38172863
Has anyone noticed Ebin being more boisterous and aggressive recently? He's usually not this confident and brash in the way he speaks.

It's since he's gotten his trip.

You okay ebin m8? You become a hard lad now?
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>>38173008
fuck ebin, fuck his mouldy wall, and fuck his repressed transgenderism
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>>38173008
I think maybe he was always like this but before a lot of his smaller posts that weren't in a reply chain wouldn't have been associated with him
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Who's up for a cheeky meet at Warwick Service?
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who /barnsley ere
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>>38173003
Tbh I'd prefer to rig polls than be as pathetic as ebin

Glad to see people are turning against these trips.
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"H-he stuck his black glory up my desusan"

What did ebin mean by this?

>>38173008
Absolutely, it's very out of character, but he proved the trip with a pic of the wall
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>>38173028
It's incredibly degenerate but I actually wanked off to SS Anon's posts, wishing that I had the courage to do what he does. I don't think I could bring myself to do it unless I was drunk, and under those circumstances I wouldn't make it to a service station because I couldn't drive.
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>>38173067
He just thinks people actually like him
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I will be at Warwick Services at 9:00pm, I'll stay until 9:30pm then go home
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Ate two apples and a kiwi and drank two bottles of water. Doing pretty good with this fruit and water thing so far!

What have you done today lads?

>>38172698
Very surprising but most likely scenario is that it has been rigged

>tfw voted prison gay
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>>38173072
I had a bit of filthy wank to SSanons post to. The bit where he spread his arsehole and got his cock out, and it released a musk into the air really got me hard as rocks.
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>>38173091
Fuck off lad. No one really likes you. Not even the prison gays.
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>>38173091
Fuck off you lying attention whoring racist cunt
Your fake personality is disgusting
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>>38173097
Yeah I imagined what that musk might smell like. So deep and primal. I'd just love to get my nose up his foreskin and just inhale all of his homo vapours. Wot a delight!
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Gonna nip to maccy d's in a bit lads. Anyone want anything?
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>>38173091
What do you think about ebin's admission that when he has a poo he sticks his finger up his arsehole and claws any excess shit out?
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>>38173134
Would love to lick the precum and smeg from his last wank out from underneath his tight foreskin
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>>38173008
its been like this forever lad, I don't disable my trip on what used to be anon posts. I guess I want people to hate a character even more.

I got tired of people saying "ebin" to other people I guess, it'd annoy the anons they are replying to now you can just filter me
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>>38173091
Alright love, you have a naughty name. Is that picture a chinese cartoon version of you? Fancy getting a coffe with me after work

I can pick you up at half 8
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>>38173141
Can I have a vanilla milkshake please?
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>>38173127
>>38173133
Still checking the spoilers and hoping for the best haha

>>38173149
That is a bit disgusting tbqh.
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>>38173154
you are a genuine disgrace to white people and bring the race down as a whole
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>>38173165
>not chocolate
Bruh
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>>38173177
Such a disgusting fake personality. Stop embarrassing yourself
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>>38173177
>That is a bit disgusting tbqh.

Its over lads how will I ever recover
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>>38173177
What about ebin shit talking you when you're asleep saying he's not as much of an attention whore as you so he wouldn't adopt a trip but then adopts one anyway?
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>>38173200
Bloody grow up ffs
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>>38173188
Chocolate milkshakes/ice cream/cake is disgusting though.

Milkshakes should be vanilla, ice cream should be lemon and cake should be red velvet or victoria sponge.
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>>38173188
I've never actually tried the chocolate one, I just love vanilla things.
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>>38173200
When you stick your finger in, do you imagine it as a small cock, like a child might have?
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>>38173230
I bet ebin is a pedo tbqh.
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Pretty sure I may have sucked the willy of one of you lads in 2014. I had a guy over to mummy's house who was very fat and slightly stinky.

I went to suck his willy and within about 5 minutes his fucking frenulum just randomly split open and starting bleeding in my mouth. I looked up at him horrified and his dead-fish eyes hadn't changed at all, I asked him if I'd hurt him and he didn't realise it'd happened.

I said he better leave and he just sighed and said "o-okay"...
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>>38173214
>chocolate is disgusting
>cake should be red velvet
Your opinions are wrong and disgusting, delete this post right now
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>>38173240
Ebin is a pedo but he still wants to be a bottom so he wanks off to the idea of being fucked up the arse by a little boy.
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>>38173210
>takes every post seriously on 4chan

>>38173230
I didn't even bring this up, I'm not going down that rabbit hole again but I thought everyone did it, people just wipe the opening how do they know there isn't stuff lurking beyond that? wouldn't it stay in all day
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>>38173240
I could see him being a pedo in the michael jackson sense, because he's never grew out of childhood and he's so jealous of people who have the experiences that he's missed out on that he loves kids as a result
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>>38173275
No just actually bloody grow up ffs.
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>>38173160
S-sorry Mick that is not me desu! Would still be up for a drink but you really should not drink coffee in the evening when you have work the next day lad.

And an hour and a half really isn't enough to get ready

>>38173141
J-just a salad. Haven't been there in a long time so I don't remember the menu at all.

>>38173206
Desu one of the reasons I like him is because of how honest he is. Feels like I am talking to a genuine person

Mind you I will be having a word with him

>>38173214
I think red velvet is awful desu. Much better cake flavours out there. Lemon, coconut and even plain chocolate imo
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Ebin is a pedo.
Tilde is a racist.

Why do we tolerate these two?
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>>38173276
Yeah he told me in private that is exactly how he feels, he has always felt like Michael Jackson
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>>38173287
in what way? I don't get excitied for video games or toys or anything. I think i'm pretty grown up more than the average 20 something
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>>38173323
In the way of actually being a self sufficient adult.
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>>38173305
>Mind you I will be having a word with him
OOOOOOO

EBIN'S GONNA GET IT
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>>38173305
>J-just a salad. Haven't been there in a long time so I don't remember the menu at all.
I'll just get you a normal salad Tilde, think a McSalad would be too bad for you given your constitution
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>>38173323
Lad you can't even figure out how to shit properly
You use your fingers
You put them up your rectum
You fish out nuggets of faeces
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Ebin or Tilde: which is better?

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
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>>38173310
Nothing wrong with being racist, you inbred Paki bastard.
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>>38173380
thumb war?
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>>38173380
Ebin is honest to a fault and most likely autistic, you can't really fully blame him for his behaviour but he needs a kick up the backside to get him going.

Tilde is completely fake and pathetic and is obsessed with attention.
Not to mention racist.
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>>38173390
I don't think Tilde would be going anywhere near Ebin's thumbs given where they've been
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>>38173323
You play with children like they are your little toy mate.
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fucking still love them desu lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT1BuLYt2RU
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>>38173323
>I think i'm pretty grown up more than the average 20 something
Because you're a bitter NEET with an internet addicition?
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Ebin is one of those posters where you just think "I hope he doesn't have access to children." I don't think he is a paedo but I think he'd take advantage of a child's vulnerability.
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went to the beach today lads and sucked a bunch of guys off, haha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkDyPagwGe0

Ebin's theme tune
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>>38173456
He found some chinese little girl very appealing a couple of days ago. Don't let the lad go to Asia.
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>>38173460
You'll never be a writer BritNormie, NEVER!
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>>38173342
yeah but I'm trying, my whole life revolves around trying to make it work, I barely even do any entertainment activities

>>38173369
I'm going to stop replying to posts about this cause it actually upsets me haha

>>38173432
I'm not a nonce, they are always friendly and outward. the opposite of me

>>38173456
I wouldn't? I'm not inclined sexually to anything really. I don't even think of it in real life, as I said the peados are the friendly and warm ones you don't expect not people like me
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>>38173417
...except tilde isn't racist, stop perpetuating this meme
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>>38173417
I like Tilde even if he is just a persona. I don't get why everyone's arsemad that he's racist since we all complain about pakis and niggers here anyway

God forbid I ever get a trip here
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>>38173523
>I don't get why everyone's arsemad that he's racist since we all complain about pakis and niggers here anyway
It's just Poleaboo posting about it countless times a day along with a few very, very sensitive anons. Far from the majority.
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>>38173520
It's poleaboo. He's upset he's a has been so takes it out on other personalities
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>>38173520
Here's all the evidence lad:

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37489995/#37490432

He admits in that same thread he's redpilled towards diversity and that he voted UKIP and Leave. He's also admitted it's because of /pol/s influence, which as we all know isn't the bastion of progressive thinking.

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37805938/#37815137


Also the post where he says he doesn't understand how people who "weren't affected and don't even live nearby are expected to care."

Yet he somehow musters up the ability to care about every single stranger who responds to him?

He didn't care because they were mostly coloured people who were brutally burned alive.
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>>38172213
your party is in tatters mate
this is more pathetic than mummy may
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>>38173588
Fuck you Tilde. I thought you were alright. Cunt should fuck off back to StormFront.
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>>38173588
>>38173604
Funny seeing poleaboo post like this, as if butter wouldn't melt in his mouth.
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>>38173588
>ignoring the actual content of the posts
>making stuff up to justify your anger

How long until you realise nobody cares lad?
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wtf I hate tilde now
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>>38173621
>Everyone who isn't racist is a paki

This is a tired old record mate. You post it every day.
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>>38173635
Please point out anything I've made up?

Please defend the hypocrisy presented in the grenfell post, how is he expected to magically care about strangers who responds to him yet in another post says he shouldn't be expected to care about grenfell because they are strangers?
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Why does Poley hate Tilde so much? Is it because Tilde is also a tranny and gets more attention?
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>>38173603
Tilde/ebin for pm? Coalition government maybe

>>38173658
>tired old record

nah that's the tilde racism shite
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>>38173621
Amir never fails to disappoint.
>REEE why is this puking nonce getting more attention than me, I'm a tranny too!!
>I know, I'll paint him as a racist, everyone has the same feelings on the subject as myself
Such a delusional fool.
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They say 1 in 3 people live next to a racist. Not me though, I live next to some smelly fucking pakis
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>>38173699
most of britfeel voted labour, they wouldn't vote for a couple racists.
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>>38173683
Without a doubt. Despite Tilde's normal legs he's still got plenty of orbiters that give him attention. Poleaboo on the other hand posts himself in his sister;s jeans and rightly gets called a subhuman freak.
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Reminder that /britfeel/ is OFFICIALLY A NON RACIST THREAD

RACISTS OUT
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I hear you're a racist now, Tilde!
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>>38173738
pakis have always been OUT.

You have to go back
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>>38173746
I am white, why on earth would you assume that I'm a paki?
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>>38173772
For defending pakis you have to be one yourself, I don't even want to consider the pathetic specimen that would defend them otherwise.
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>>38173323
You get excited about growing up and experiencing girl puberty like a kid.
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>>38173804
t. daily mail reader
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>>38173798
Jesus tilde calm down man
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>>38173804
I haven't been excited for anything in years
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A piece of another tooth fell out today, what the fuck is happening to me? at least this one isnt towards the front like the last one
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My life is empty but at least I have original comments
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This might be one for google lads, but I might as well ask here anyway since some of you might have experience with this.

If I was on bennies until March, then got a job but left voluntarily in May, will I be able to get bennies again, or will they get funny about me leaving my job?
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>>38173840
Kill yourself lad.
Fucking do it.
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>>38172179
Wish I could watch GDQ from the comfort of my own house. The internet is shit here, I have to sit outside and watch the stream in low.
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>>38173798
You're an idiot. Let me guess, you're worth minimum wage or below, right?
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>>38173883
Bloody hell tilde what's wrong?
You're never this brash
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>>38173880
They will let you on in name but you won't get anything for a few months. Basically a sanction

Good trick is to see if you can get a fit note off your doctor by saying your anxiety and depression made your job unbearable. That way you can apply for ESA with no sanction! Best of luck lad!
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>>38173966
just leave you're a fucking stain
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>>38173843
Ebin how would you describe the posters ITT that defend pakis even when they cause fellow white people suffering? The cuck meme is overused but I can't think of a more fitting word.
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>>38173912
And I suppose all lefties are avid fans of interracial pornography hence their need to fill the country with darkies
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>>38173658
I'd never use that word you just used mate. You're the only racist here.
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Cadbury Eclairs, lads.
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>>38173995
they're probably pakis themselves
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how do i get on some of the nepalese birds that live down my way lads? i have mad yellow fever but i'm too much of an autist to approach women that are speaking a different language and are probably socially conditioned to date their own race
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>>38173966
Tilde if you're not a racist, what do you think about ebin's racism?
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Really bad tooth ache, lads. Since I've just moved to a new area I'm not yet registered with a dentist so have to wait until tomorrow 5.30 pm to get out of hours hospital treatment.
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>>38174080
Put a hot water bottle on your face to help with the pain.
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>>38174022
Good point desu. It must hurt pretending to be someone of a superior race even online since everyone knows pakis are braindead.
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>>38174080
ibuprofen will help m8
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>>38174048
Racist = Rather Annoying Communist Inspired Silencing tactic tbqh lad
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>>38173738

Racists have been posting in britfeel since 2014
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>>38174048
I agree with him mostly but I have a more favourable image of Eastern Europeans
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>>38173966
I'm not diagnosed with anxiety or depression though. I think that would hurt my chances of employment in the long-term so I don't want to be either.

Guess I'll just apply anyway and see what they say, might see if I slip through the cracks
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>>38173738
I'm a paradox. I'm racist as fuck, BUT I'm not white.
It baffles everyone.
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>>38174122
The little girls who reported being nonced in Rotherham were called racists
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>>38174131
So you are racist, that wasn't hard, was it?
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ebin was mentioned 40 times last thread
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todger
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>>38174167
>Amir smashes his mother's plates in frustration
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Doesn't poleaboo trip as moni now?
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>>38174148
>>38174157
If this makes me white hot mad does it make me a racist?
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Ebin is probably my single favourite poster in britfeel

He has his flaws, his wall is so filthy and mold infested that it is a meme in itself, but he is at least actively trying to improve his life. He has a car and a driving licence, he is trying to improve his maths, he generally seems like a nice lad and has a pretty good sense of humour.

I feel like he has 100% given up, despite there still being a lot of hope left for him, and I really hope he becomes successful and functioning one day.
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>>38174131
>>38173520

Fucking stupid orbiter
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>>38174167
13 times actually

it's okay anon, i know counting is hard
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>>38174198
Poley is known for shitting on other popular trips while anon
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Lads any chance we can stop taking about fucking tripfags for 5 seconds?
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>>38174148
My rage is eternal.
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>>38174210
thanks lad I'll do it for (you)
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>personalityposters
haha, none of you deserve cancer or anything!!
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>>38174206
>>38174229
Stop being racist. Little British girls are the sacrifice we have to pay for diversity.
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>>38174210
He needs a car and some money to get over the laziness barrier to killing himself.
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>>38174206
>>38174229
>STOP BEING RACIST I BET YOU WORK MINIMUM WAGE UNLIKE MY CALLCENTRE JOB YOU RACIST BIGOTS
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>>38174253
Please post the link to the excerpt you got this from, I went through the court system for something similar and need to read more about how the process itself is torturous for victims
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>>38174253
>>38174148
>>38174121
t. stupid racist tilde orbiter who thinks one incident means it's okay to condemn an entire race

https://theukdatabase.com/

Most of these are white lad, does that mean you're a pedo?
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What are some good animes on crunchy roll? They all look pretty shit
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>>38174253
what were the 200 boys molested by cadet leaders sacrificed for?
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>>38174289
>Crunchyroll
don't do that
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>>38174019

My teeth are hurting just at the thought
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>>38174289
>good animes
haha
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>>38174282
>one incident
Hundreds. There are paki child molesting gangs unironically around the country.
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Every so often I get this urge to start tripfagging. I do have a trip code but have used it for less than 50 posts in 3 years.

I feel like britfeel is now such an integrated community where everyone knows each other, and where people are known from the context of their post that indentityfagging is almost appropriate.

There would be a lot less bait if people weren't anonymous, although the only downside is the attention whoring aspect, although anonymous users do that here anyway.
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>>38174307
Imagine chewing on finfoil.
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>>38174324
It would take attention/anger away from the current batch, I sad do it lad.
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@38174324
Shut the fuck up you disgusting blogging nigger. If you consider tripfagging you should lay on railway tracks.
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party rockers in the house tonighttt
orig
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>>38174282
South Asians account for 7% of the total population, but are responsible for 33% of rape crime. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/02/world/in-torrent-of-rapes-in-britain-an-uncomfortable-focus-on-race-and-ethnicity.html?_r=0

Can you imagine what it will be like when they're 20% of the population? Being raped by a Paki will be common place

Also, stop deflecting
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>>38174198
He swaps it in and out depending on if he's stirring up shit or not.

It's funny sometimes you notice he's been stirring up in anon for a while then you can summon him to put his trip on and he'll respond straight away in trip if you know how to trigger it.
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>See a cat in the back garden
>Go outside
>No collar, but looks healthy
>Made the mistake of feeding it
>It's sprawled out on the lawn
Oh no, I hope it doesn't eat any birds or bats.
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>>38174298
Why do we have to import culturally backwards third worlders who are proven to commit more rape per capita than natives to add to the problem?
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>>38174404
would be racist not to innit
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>been taking acne pills for two weeks
>face is currently covered in zits with new ones showing up every few hours

I hate my face lads haha
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>>38174273
http://www.rotherham.gov.uk/downloads/file/1407/independent_inquiry_cse_in_rotherham

It's hard reading, lad. The bit where the child said "it's part of growing up around here" was heartbreaking.
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>>38174336

I dunno I'm one of the few regulars without any enemies at all, I think tripfagging alone might make people start hating me

captcha: Marko
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Anyone elses McDs got bouncers now?
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>>38174422
gets worse before it gets better, accutane is highly toxic so hope it's worth it.

>>38174429
I don't know if I should read this. Personally I was halifax. Fuck it, can't feel anymore depressed right now.
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>>38174422
yeah you should probably just end it, you'd even be left with scars when they're gone
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>>38174431
What happened to Pikeylad and Mr Cuddles? He was ok for a scummy thieving gypo
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>>38174451
>tfw you get tackled for stealing because the server accidentally gave you an extra mcnuggy
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The amount of waifu fags here and not one of you can tell me a good anime on crunchy roll?
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>>38174461
i think they cleared his site out and he's on the move again
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>>38174210
this tbperfectlyhwy

if he were a completely fictional meme character I wouldn't bat an eyelid. I like him though, would be mates with him IRL.
Not sure I'd risk going near the mould though
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>>38174479
Gingitsune.
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>>38174479
Is Madoka on crunchy roll?
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>>38174218
I know being retarded is hard
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>>38174479
Waifufags don't even watch much anime desu. I don't know what's currently on crunchroll either, it changes over the months and I'm not paying for that nonense.
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>>38174505
>1/39 results
>26 of them are Ebin himself
>13 are mentioning Ebin

what's it like having a double digit IQ, lad?
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>>38174458
Don't worry, "acne scars" is already on the yes section of my "Should I kill myself?" list.
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>>38174528
it are dusnt fell god
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>>38174528
>>38174505
/britfeels/ top minds hard at work
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>>38174479

Kill La Kill

I don't know if it's on crunchyroll because I torrent my animes like a decent person.
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>>38174479
Rezero
Look at this original comment
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>>38174528
Sorry lad no coming back from that.
>13
>it's actually 39

lmao
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>>38174479
is Himouto! Umaru-chan on crunchyroll?
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>>38174563
Support anime makers and pay for your animes
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>>38174590
He said a GOOD anime, you pillock.
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>>38174622
it felt appropriate to suggest it considering the content of this thread.
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I think it'd be good for Ebin to give us a daily update on his progress
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>>38174479
Serial Experiments Lain for the QTiest of all the 2D girls
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>>38174589
perhaps if you were smarter, you would have a job and a future that doesn't look like it'll end in your mid-50s due to cirrhosis of the liver
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>>38174499
looks alright

>>38174501
looks shit. im not into the gay waifu stuff

>>38174563
seen it but thanks anyway.

>>38174570
looks good, i will check it out

>>38174590
looks shit
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>>38174690
>you would have a job and a future
a job isn't a future
a career is a future

not the same thing
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It's too hot again
Original heat
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>>38174556
that feel when no inteligense
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>>38174716
>im not into the gay waifu stuff
what on earth did you expect asking waifu posters...
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>>38174722
What if you do that job for the rest of your life, is that not your future?
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>>38174528
why would you spend time doing that?
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>>38174716
Just watch Berserk, it's the next step from dude DBZ lmao
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>>38174739
>>38174739
ytfghwe mnobreawin
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>>38174757
that's a dead end job then.
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Early evening /britfeel/ is bollocks lads
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>>38174690
>being this upset I called you retarded online
HOWLING

Maybe you'd have a job and a good future if you stopped getting hurt by mean words online.
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>>38174766
>Recommending the Berserk anime
you evil willy
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>>38174761
i don't like it when people are wrong
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>>38172179
>tfw one of the top ten tekken 7 players on ps4
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>>38174767
uhhhhhh, wun plus wun ekwels ate
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lads i have a beer thats been sitting open for about 24 hours, is it alright to drink?
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>>38174825
Check to see if there are flies in it.
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>>38174795
Feels comfy to me . What don't you like
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>>38174766
will not have a proper ending due to how long the manga is.

most anime really does seem to be shit.

>>38174747
i thought one of you faggots might be able to tell me something half decent. did get some half suggests so there ya go, job done.
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>>38174812
>tfw really enjoy fighting games
>complete shit at them, get bodied no matter what i play

i just want to have fun
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>>38174831
there arent, its been sitting in the box that all of the beers came in
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>>38174865
Should be fine, if not completely flat.
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>>38174842
>thought one of you faggots might be able to tell me something half decent

Kaiji, monster, NHK
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Stop pressuring girls into sending revealing pictures

That is RAPE
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Evens I have a shower odds I go to sleep
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>>38174842
i really liked perfect blue

it's not a series though, just a feature length animated film
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>>38174843
Learn a decent combo, when people fuck up and give you an opening, use said combo

You'll win games doing just this.
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>it's a struggling to control my appetite episode

What I would give for a shred of self control

>>38174812
Who's your main lad?
Wouldn't mind a match if you don't mind sharing psn.
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>>38174843
Learn frame data and punishers, is the best advice I can give you, lad. Apart from that, experience is key, you'll start recognising your opponents moveset and mix ups and be able to react to them. Who's your main?

have a read of this too

https://drunkardshade.com/2017/05/27/tekken-7-top-15-moves-for-all-characters/
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>>38174881
I see your point but no
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I just burped and it sounded like the sound the Big Daddy makes from Bioshock
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>>38174904
What I wouldn't give for you to fuck off with your attention whoring bullshit you racist cunt
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>go to mcdonalds
>massive queue
>70% of the clientele are pikeys and kids, and pikey kids
>cute girl in front of me
>see her look visibly uncomfortable having to stand in front of me
>group of normies behind me
>hear them giggling and whispering every now and then
>cashier is a sheboon who gets my order wrong and forgets my sauce
>nearly bump into a 7 foot tall policeman as I go to collect my order
>s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry sir
>run out without saying thank you
>forgot to grab a bloody straw
>see cute girl from the queue walk back to her car and eat her food alone
>think about how nice it would be to join her, eating together and watching the world go by in each other's arms
Well that's the last time I go out to get food for a while. Bloody depressing and nerve-wracking.
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>>38174904
Eddy/Lucky Chloe main. Just started learning Leo. Drop your psn lad and I'll add you when I get back from the chinky. (don't become top ten everyday so I thought I'd use this as an excuse to treat myself)
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>>38174832

Not sure lad, just uncomfy feels for some reason
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>>38174946
What would you talk about with this mystery girl?
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>>38174914
i dont really have a main in games i just use the random select option in fighting games. adds a bit of fun i feel
cheers for the advice lad
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>>38174930
tilde no racist, me very good friends. buy from his gregs lots.
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>tfw want to dump my gf
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>>38174995
>h-h-h-how's your burger
>d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do you like vidya
>pls respond
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>>38174842
Just read the manga, it's great and the time flies.
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>bf still won't bum me
>won't let me bum him

This ain't gonna last. I have needs
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>>38174958
tilde_desu

Not sure if I am up for it tonight though sorry lad
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>>38175036
its 39 volumes. dont have the space. would rather read an actual book. and reading manga online is shite in my opinion
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INCREASE THE VJOLTAGE
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NEED a bf with a phimosis willy x
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>>38175094
Nice ebin bait lad
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>>38175055
>>bf still won't bum me
>>won't let me bum him

then why the fuck did he get with you? makes no sense laddy. usually their is a bottom or top in a gay relationship.
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>>38175094
y-you d-do?
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>>38175104
what did you just say lad?
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>>38175109
when are you putting your mum on for me? that tilde bird keeps playing games with me saying she is not a girl
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ALL BE SEATED FOR XI JINGPING'S NEW YEAR SPEECH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzbkGXUFaiY
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>>38175107
He loves me.

Every time there's some excuse though and it just ends up in bjs or wanking.

>usually their is a bottom or top in a gay relationship.

This is silly. A lot of people are switches.
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NEED a bf with a stinky willy x
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>friend keeps asking me to go on a bicycle ride
>agree
>he's been changing an inner tube for just over 2 weeks now

Alcoholics are the worst desu
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>Tilde not feeling well because ebin is getting more attention than him and he doesn't even have to pretend to be a femboy

Ebin gets more positive attention by being himself even after he claws shit out of his anus than tilde pretending to like everyone and lying about his racism
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>>38175187
are you the one with the autist bf who wouldn't hug you during a film?
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NEED a bf with a precummy willy x
>>
Stuck in East Devon
Going out on my moped after a quick cig. May take pics
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>>38175230
Plymouth?
Fancy meeting up?
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should i write a poem for ebins mum? ive heard birds love all that
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NEED a bf with a smeggy willy x
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NEED a bf with dickcheese xx
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>>38175187

Plenty of gay men don't do anal, don't listen to Anon, he's thick as pig shit and doesn't know what he's talking about.
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>>38175269
forgot to take your trip off lad
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Need a bf with a pissy willy x
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>>38175269
shit forgot to remove the trip haha
>>
you know where to find me if you want that smeggy willy babe ;) x
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you can take as much xanax as you want
you can smoke as much weed as you like
but you can never ever rid yourself
of your mental anguish and strife

it sneaks up onto you like a nostalgic memory
you don't believe in god, no magic fairy
but secretly you hope there is one
ready to break you from the life, your con

obsequious to others but not the one to love
you, themselves, cunts who cheep an 'alri' bruv'
is there love for you? I don't know?
but I'm at the point where I'm getting tempted by hoes
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>>38175307
>taking xanax
>memory
Uhmm sweaty?
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>>38175240
East you retard
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxHnRfhDmrk

Now I understand:
What you tried to say to me,
and how you suffered for your sanity,
and how you tried to set them free.
They did not listen, they did not know how,
perhaps they'll listen now.
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>>38175280
oi. fuck off ya cunt. most obviously either bum or get bummed. why do you think top and bottom is such a common term in the gay world
>>
Reeee hurry up and verify my account coinbase, the ETH price is crumbling and I can't sell out
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>>38175341
>bum or get bummed

sums up life innit
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NEED a bf with a pooey willy x
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my armpits fucking stink

just had a squeeze at my left armpit and this white stuff came out, no idea what it is but it was like something impacted in the pores, not at all sore or swollen though.

think I'll have to buy some special anti-bac soap to wash them with
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>>38175213
Someone remembered that I see. It was more that he got stroppy when I tried to hug him, but yea, same idea.

Never used to be like this. We have done anal a bunch of times, and it was great, but the last time was so long ago I can't even remember specifically when. Everytime I bring up issues it gets brushed off as me "overthinking".
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>>38175341
>obviously

Yeah, if you're a 4spanner with no knowledge of irl gay people.
>>
the absolute fucking state of the trips on /britfeel/
we are a disgrace
>>
Need some paint for my moldy rotten wall x
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>>38175367
can i have a lick please lad
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>>38174289
I liked Akagi. Some dude that is the beat gambler ever at mahjong.
Makes no sense but I enjoyed it.
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>>38175315

Not right now, but summer's coming up, so probably will be next month.
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HAHAHAHA. look at this tit, he does not even know how to give himselves a name. mong, go back to facebook. HAHAHAHA.
>>
What's good for back acne and scars
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NEED a bf with a [bodily fluid here] willy x
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>>38175443
why have you locked me in the bathroom? you fucking cunts
>>
NEED a bf with a sweaty willy x
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>>38175529

I can meet this requirement after I've given thee a pounding, x.
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>>38175529
the new thing in here is to give yourself a trip when you shit post. get with the times.
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>>38175557
where you at, willylad? x
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New character here, lads.
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>>38175575

Near Leeds, inneedofasweatywillylad/lass x.
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>>38175597
Awh that's not far, sweaty barnsley willylad(male) ere x
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hehe hiyyya everyone. who want to meet up for some bum and willy? hehe im sure you all want to hear about my boring and generic life hehe. tata lovelies
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>>38175658
heh, someone is MAAAAAD
>>
this will happen every time thread devolves into personalities btw ;-)
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>>38175658
>boring and generic

wouldn't say an autist who fucked up big time and is slowly getting poisoned by his wall and a bulimic tranny who works at greggs are boring

someone is jealous
>>
You know why the people here are so drawn to posting as an assumed character/personality?

You do it every day, no matter who you speak to, it's not you - you're just shitposting in your life as a character you guise only to not draw too much suspicion, too much 'spotlight'.

I'm not denigrating this, but I would like it acknowledged as a (even if slightly awkward) truth, as it is.
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>>38175729
so every day then
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need a pooey bum bf to shit all over my phimosis cock xx
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>>38175732
Which greggs? Are they northern? I want to order a steak bake from them
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>AB exit scam

THE TIME TO PANIC IS NOW
>>
Who /loveisland/ here?
>>
>looking online for ps1 games
>see one that looks good, rival schools
>check online to see how much it is
>25 quid at the lowest

fugg
>>
REFERENDUM TIME
-------------------------------
Should Ebin keep his trip?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13364195
http://www.strawpoll.me/13364195
http://www.strawpoll.me/13364195
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>>38175806
no. I'm an not a trainee beauty technician from essex
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>>38175801
the fucks an ab exit scam?
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>>38175806
I am now Iah
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>>38175823

>Ebin having a referendum

Does he really need this much attention?
>>
Why are so many people posting trips all of a sudden? I don't get it
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>>38175814
>bought 3 PS1 games on a PS4 disc last week for 27 quid

crash bandicoot
>>
Ebin removes his trip for a lot of posts anyway

Im watching you lad
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>>38175823
>No - go back to avatarposting
>5 votes
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Unless you want to get him banned for global 13
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>358 posts
>57 posters

so ebin is like 200 of these posts, right?
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>>38175867
tilde is so fuckin jealous
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>>38175899
I haven't yet, the idea was that people would stop quoting people and saying "haha shut up ebin xDD". It kept happening and its an insult to the person being quoted
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>"looking any weed anon?"
Nah m8 thanks
>"I dont care anyway im getting a new floor in my flat soon and i have plenty of weed here"


What did he mean by this?

Ramblings of a druggo?
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>>38175942
You have done a bit
>>
Everyone comment whether you are pro/anti ebin
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>>38175942
Do you wanna fuck lad? I bet you're only an hour or so away. We can go to a local, quiet area near you, you can swallow my cum, I'll give you a hug, and then part ways.
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The fuck is this board.

Who are you people.
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>>38175992
>tfw this is the mod

I think I did one post anonymously but I can't remember what it was

>>38176013
my libido has really gone missing
>>
>>38176013

Pro, ebin is /ourlad/
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>>38176006
Anti-ebin, he's done more harm than good to this thread.
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>>38176027
>my libido has really gone missing

You'll be sucking MY dick. You libido doesn't matter.

Unless you wanted me to fuck you anally and give you a reach around? But the outside is not the best place for that. Bit risky
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>>38176027

I'm pretty sure the britfeel insider janny no longer holds that status
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Only 2 more days left of work then it's relaxation time!
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>>38176041
t. waifuposter
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>>38176052

Are you sure about that shipanon?
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>>38176080

just a coincidence you guessed that
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>>38176074
Is it inconceivable to you that people might not like your presence that don't waifupost?
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>>38176112

waifuposters hate him most though. Ebin is becoming one of us (cyborg/normies)
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Listened to this anyone? I don't get the hype for these shows atm. Blasted through this today, and listened to the first season of Shittown too.
I don't get them. They don't undercover owt, quite boring. I keep expecting twists, or at least something interesting.

Recommend me some true crime pods? Casefile is my favourite by a mile.
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>>38176122
t. Ebin
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>>38176056
What do you do
Origigity
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>>38176154

Not ebin actually, but I am a cyborg though, and ebin is becoming one of us, a decent funtioning lad that can be liked by people
>>
>>38176176
call centre pleb
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>>38176183
>and ebin is becoming one of us, a decent funtioning lad that can be liked by people

soon lad, soon haha
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>>38176183
Ebin hates waifuposters most though :^)
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>>38176021
We are the robots of Britain there is a lot of gay ando trip posting in here
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>>38176201
Is that a yes or not to a random blowjob then?

You think I'm joking don't you?
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>>38176188

Just so you know everyone hates call centre plebs for harassing people with shit calls all the time. Stop ringing my phone damnit
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>>38176215
Its a no lad, thanks for the offer I guess haha
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>>38176224
It's an inbound call centre I work at. The normoids call us, they're always angry.
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>>38176235
I browse here a lot. Post if you change your mind
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>>38176201

You can drive though, and at least you don't seem mentally ill. That's more than can be said for the waifuposting pond life that inhabit this thread
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>>38176249
Do you post here often? There was an effeminate Pakistani man who worked in a call center who posted here a lot ...can't remember his name
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>>38174479
I recommend WataMote
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got an itchy bumhole lads, tried washing it but it still itches
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>>38176302
You have worms. ...maybe
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>>38176299
Fuck off nobody asked you
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>>38176299

Fuck off you little prick
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>>38176317
dunno, i never leave the house and it's only been itchy tonight
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>>38176302
probably got some poo stuck up there

try digging it out with a finger while standing up and flicking it into the bog
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dont you fucking hate not being high
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>>38176281
>and at least you don't seem mentally ill

a bit debatable but at least I'm aware of it.

my goal is to become more functioning, I don't see me adpating to the normie habits and lifestyle though. I mean becoming independent and having a job. Thats the only reason I'm still alive, I barely do anything in my time now
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back from my first Brazilian jiu jitsu lesson, lads. i never thought i'd push myself into doing something like this but i did it and it went surprisingly well. they were all very welcoming and i'm going back on friday. extremely proud of myself
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>>38176074
Don't trigger them, they'll plan another synchronized shitposting spree.
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>>38176383
>my goal is to become more functioning, I don't see me adpating to the normie habits and lifestyle though

I'm the same, although I've already reached the cyborg stage. I want to be financially stable and have a social/love life that I'm content with. I have a job and a house already, and am quite happy with that. I want to learn more skills, gain more qualifications and just generally improve my life.

Also get a gf down the line. Honestly I have a lot of respect for you trying to improve your life, you'll get a nice comfy job simple job one day and eventually your own flat. You've got a mold free future ahead of you one day lad.
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>>38176437
>I have a job and a house already
alright richie rich, no need to rub it in
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>>38176413
nice one my dude. i'm extremely anxious in ANY social setting so that's like climbing everest to me. keep it up.
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>>38176437
thanks lad, I hope so.

It doesn't seem like i'm making any progress at all considering but I've already made considerable steps from the shut-in stage last year. I don't really have much desire for a GF or anything though.

I'd rather just find a productive hobby to channel everything into if I was in a comfortable position. Just a pipe dream though desu. I somehow don't see my life ending up in a good place but you never know
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>>38176437
Lad ebin is gonna sperg at you for smug bragging
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>>38176473
>alright richie rich

In assets perhaps, but I'm still quite a poorfag in terms of income and I don't have much disposable
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>apply to work with the RNLI and then forget about it
>get an email today asking if I can come to induction in a couple of weeks
shit, this might be good
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>>38176507
I don't have them feelings right now, sometimes I wake up full of anger and triggered to use a meme and sperg out at everything. Sometimes I'm more relaxed. It really does change a lot
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>>38176504

I've started learning Chinese this year and It's been going pretty well, feels very productive. Have you ever considering speedcubing as a hobby? It's very robotic and you can make a lot of friends if you compete
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>>38176535
Do you have BPD or something?
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>>38176437
>>38176473
>>38176521
>also have a flat
>tfw only "independent" because of middle class parents
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>>38176530
>work
i mean sure, but it's not really work
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>>38176554
I don't know, I haven't been assessed since like 7 years ago and it seems to be enough to get bennies.

>>38176530
where do you live? I thought the RNLI workers were mainly volunteers
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Lads
Lads

I started watched Love Island because of the memes here

But... I think I like it
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>>38176521
do you live somewhere expensive or are you just poorly paid in general?
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>>38176573
>>38176585
It's volunteering but it is paid, I wouldn't bother if it was free desu
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>>38176593

I'm just poorly paid in general. So I have a 300k bong mortgage free house, but don't even earn enough to pay income tax
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Who /stopbrexit/ here?
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>>38176617

I voted Leave, campaigned for leave and extremely happy with brexit
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>>38176617
I voted leave just to see what happens. Fuck politics.
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>>38176617

Brexit was a mistake, CPI inflating to 2.8%, drop in USD conversion rate, BoE MPC like a frigid bitch on upping the bank rate beyond 0.25%.

All that correlates to less consumer buying power in a primarily driven consumer economy.

But the pakis have gone home so I feel like i've taken back control innit.
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>>38176692
>CPI inflating to 2.8%, drop in USD conversion rate, BoE MPC like a frigid bitch on upping the bank rate beyond 0.25%.

Meaningless numbers
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>>38176608
damn, well at least your house is only going to keep going up in value

you did good to sink all your money into it, i feel like most of us here have missed the boat when it comes to home ownership a bit
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>>38176585
Want me to teach you how to box when you can function more?
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>>38176617
We're ahead of the curve on this one. The EU will crumble like a house of paper cups
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Politicians are the tripfags of the normieverse
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>>38176692
>tfw no idea what any of this means but you voted brexit for a laugh anyway

>>38176742
I'm not sure i'd be suited to it desu
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ebin do you feel superior to non whites?
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>the majority of /britfeel/ voted for both Labour AND Brexit
Was democracy a mistake, lads?
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>>38176742
Knock ebin unconscious and post the pics la.
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>>38176796
No, it's glorious
Both of those were good choices lad
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>>38176796
I voted UKIP. I know they'll never win but I'd feel dirty giving my vote to Cuckbyn or the May-triarch.
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>>38176692

Why should I give a shit? Wow a bottle of ketchup will cost 5p more.
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>>38176787
my self-esteem is too low to feel superior to anybody. But I feel higher than a lot of normies who aren't aware that they fit every stereotype, maybe its a contradiction i'm not sure
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>>38176818
I hate him a lot. He even had the audacity to shove his political bullshit into Glastonbury.
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>>38176839
You are such a dumb dumb, you really don't understand the implications

Pretty much everyone is admitting brexit is a mistake
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>>38176659
You were used loser.
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>>38176867
There is a certain irony in calling someone a dumb dumb
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>>38176885

Used how exactly?
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>tfw Leave voter who is currently basking in remaoner salt on britfeel
>>
POLITICS
OUT
OF
MY
FUCKING
THREEEEAAAAAD
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>>38176839

These numbers benefit me, as does the scenario. I'm looking to buy a house in 2019, a financial market correction would work in my favour.

But now the poor are going to have to make a bit more of a choice as to which items to cut from the shop, as to make rent.

But England is now completely white, and pretty understaffed, so Brexit was the right idea when you put a bit of brainpower on it.
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>>38176967

Poor wages are rising, and they won't have to 'cut items from the shop' when the change will be negligable, on a scale of pennies
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>>38176930
>>38176937
Good tory boys
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>he isn't planning to live on a narrowboat

What's your excuse?
>>
I donated 5 grand to the leave campaign and am currently 19 grand richer than if we had remained. Tidy profit I rekon
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>>38177041

i get seasick

this probably wont be original
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I feel shit tbqh, nothing has changed for me, no enjoyment in life. I see people out, enjoying themselves, in love, and I come back and have nothing.
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>>38177068
I get seasick
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>>38177025
>if I just say Harrow and Eton over and over in a snarky way people will think I'm really smart and political xD
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>>38177084

IKTF, we wouldnt last 2 minutes on a canal boat
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>>38177041
it's too narrow, I was on one a couple of weeks back and 6ft of beam is not enough, however a wider seafaring vessel is not off the cards for me, most proper marina moorings offer electric, water and wifi so I'd be happy
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accidentally told my parents i don't want to live past 30 lads
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>>38177144
I accidentally told my mum that'd I'll probably commit sudoku when she dies.
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>>38177144
Normies say that. I dont want to live in general.
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>>38177113
I was actually just testing if 'i get seasick' was original or not, because he thought it wouldn't be.
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>>38177161
does it change if i say im 28?
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>>38177020

Pennies per product, accumulated over the entire shop - for a family. That's more than a few quid.
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>>38177041
too small

i'd live on a yacht though, if it were at least 60 feet long
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>tfw remembering that lad who tried to set a dinner lady on fire with a can of deo and a clipper

Did your school/area have any interesting local characters?
>>
lads rec me some ps1 games that arent the same 10 games that are on everyones best games lists
>>
I've recently signed up to match because I'm a 31 year old KHV with too much money and I was bored.

I've got some 31 year old 'curvy' woman messaging me incessently and asking me for drinks, I only sent her 1 message saying 'Hi how are you?'

How do I kindly tell her to fuck off? should I just ignore her? I've never been on a date before and frankly these women disgust me but I want to feel like a normie for a while.
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>>38177306
>31 year old KHV

Can't really afford to be picky lad
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>>38177225

What's your point, why have this argument now it's too late anyway
>>
>>38177264
Tell us the full story lad
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>>38177323
>spout lies
>proven otherwise

lol whats ur point m8 its late anyway

typical leave voter
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>>38177306
>'Hi how are you?'
>he already beta'd it up
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>>38177275
constructor
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>>38177350

I'm a winner, you're a loser, thats the end of it
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>>38177264
Some lad wrote a death threat on the bathroom walls with his own shit.
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>>38177130
Definitely see what you mean, though for me, an open plan 6ft can work as a liveable space, probably from that immunity to cabin fever I developed as a young shut-in.

>>38177253
Too small might end up being a good thing, less clutter, cheaper with more incentive to actually go outside.
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>>38177196
Not sure, I'm nearly 20 and while others my age are living life to the full and enjoying themselves I'm just doing the same things I did when I was 11 and 12. It's honestly probably better to not live at all than to live a shitty substandard life while you grow more mad and disappointed with each passing day.
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>>38177382
Again, typical leave voter treating politics like a sports match

leave it to the grown ups lad
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>>38177327
>young "troubled" lad is about 14-15
>pretty sure his dad fucked his arse
>keeps getting into trouble with this particularly cunty old dinner lady
>tells people he's going to set her on fire at lunch
>tries to do it
>ends up in the local school for little shits
>recently heard he went on his golden voyage
Not like the world lost much with him. I just had a laugh at remembering the old bitch running about in circles from him like some stupid American sitcom.
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>>38177413
>leave it to the grown ups lad

you a bit sour it wasn't left to the grown ups?
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>>38177427
>recently heard he went on his golden voyage
What do you mean by that?
>>
>>38177465
Heroin overdose mate.
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Mum's forcing me to get a wageslave job. This is it lads
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Are moths the kamikaze pilots of the bug world lads? The bastards keep flying into my head, its like they want to die. They aren't even trying to eat my eyeballs or anything wtf, there's no reason they should be acting like this. I've turned all the lights off, attached some finger lights to my toy horse to draw them in and I'm walking around with lynx Africa trying to smite the fuckers. 3 down so far but the house is full of them, and the biggest is still in my room, the doors closed though. Not even gonna bother sleeping in there tonight, guess its the couch for me. Summer eh lads?
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>>38177318

I've already accepted I will die alone, I'm simply indulging.
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>>38177517
I know that feel.

How old are you lad? It gets much worse being at NEET when you're older and live with your parents.
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>>38177264
not really anyway the same but my school's bad kid, who was basically just in that asshole stage of being a dick got expelled, when i happened to come into contact with him some years later (he didn't recognise me) he had a girlfriend and kid and was really zombie like mellow. bet they got him on some powerful drugs in whatever school he wound up in
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So i came to this thread to experience the culture from your country london but all i read is about poor people eating chips and other guys conplaining about gays
Whats the matter with this behaviour
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>>38177517
>mum forces you to get a job
>you literally cannot get a job no matter how much you try
>she becomes extremely exasperated over the months and now you barely talk
hehe
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>>38177575
18
I want to take the summer off between 6th form and uni, but my parents aren't having it. Something about pulling my own weight, even though both of them are blue collar workers
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>>38177523
I know the feel lad, I just cannot comprehend how stupid they are. I don't kill bugs if they keep their distance but moths just make it impossible to not necessitate killing them
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>>38177648
The greatest irony I've ever known is parents leaving their children to fester alone online for their entire youth, only to get surprised and exasperated when they aren't able to function properly as adults. What do they expect?
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>>38177648
>Tfw
I have a job now for 12 months now and i still dont talk to her as much
She killed the relationship and im too lazy too fix it
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My girlfriend likes to pretend she's 13 when we're in bed together.

Which I told her is weird and pointless since she'll be 13 next year
>>
Wish I was a girl, haha
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>>38177699
i don't really think it's entirely fair to blame parents for that one

i mean, they didn't have the internet growing up and didn't foresee how dependent we'd become on it for everything
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New thread lads: high quality posts only this time

>>38177730

>>38177730

>>38177730

>>38177730

>>38177730
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>>38177683
I feel so sorry for you lad. I'm also 18 and in between sixth form and uni. I was absolutely adamant that I would spend these months doing nothing because it is likely my last taste of freedom before I enter the route to wagecuckery. Luckily my mum was ok with that, but if she wasn't then I would just pay rent to her out of my savings, and if she still tried to make me get a job I would just rent somewhere else until uni.
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>>38177642
>culture
>london
The only culture you'll get there is paki culture
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