ITT: weird/normal habits that you have

>>38169796

I eat my own cum after I fap because if I use tissues my mum will smell them

I can't quit runescape

I like to rub my nipples when I talk to people. To make them less uncomfortable, I don't look them in the eye and instead in the crotch. Usually this means I can't talk to girls as I get aroused from seeing their crotch and thus start obsessing over trying to catch some camel toe.

I smell the poop on the tp after i wipe

First serious girlfriend thought that guys should always piss immediately after cumming for sanitation reasons. Still have no idea if its true or just something she got told one time, but either way she'd make me go to the toilet every time, even if I didn't need to.

I still instinctively go take a leak 6 years later, and even if I don't need to piss my body still forces out some totally clear liquid if I stand in front of a toilet for half a minute after cumming.

i have a pretty good opiate habit. my cue is being alive.

I'll be having a peaceful and quiet day when all of a sudden I'll start thinking about my ex and all the nice times which causes a major ripple in my soul and psyche which pushes me into a pit of depression which can only be fixed with drugs

>>38170144
Just do it in the shower anon, WTF

>>38170231
Gets rid of UTI's my dude

>>38170279

But I cant watch porn in the shower ):

>>38170286

I assumed it was something like that, but never bothered to fact check it because she made me do it and my body is 100% on board with it now so whatever.

Chronically masturbating even when I don't want to.

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>>38170300
what the fuck? i do it all the time. just get a small device and sit strategically so it wont get wet

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>>38169796
Whenever I poop I say my crush name I don't know why

>>38170300
Put your phone in a zip loc bag

When I'm stressed I quietly chant Hare Krishna or Om until I zone out even in public. I'm not even a poo.

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I click my teeth together and breathe in and out through my nose at the same time so it sounds like drums, my teeth being the snare and bass and my nose being the cymbals
>am I autistic?

Sometimes I dream about memes, this one time I was sleeping at a friends house and that particular day I saw a bazinga meme. Apparently I woke my friend up during the night because in my sleep I screamed 'BULGARIA'

I wash my hands at least 10 times a day, and I can't go on my PC until I have a shower

>>38169796
I floss without my hands.

>>38170300
Then flush your tissues
Origi