[sees you nervously extending your hand] Sorry, kid. You know

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Please, no more. I'm sick of coffee.

Uh...umm..Mr Bossman, may I-

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>>38169740
[jiggles mug]
(What part of no-talkie-before-my-coffee doesn't this kid understand? If only his father taught him properly...)

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B-Boss!! There's an emergency! There's a plane flying toward this buildin-

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Th-the McFlurry machine is b-broken sir, I'm sorry.

Oh, two scoops you say? Only two scoops? I'm sorry, I'm not authorized to - EEEEAAAUUUUUURGGHHHHHHHHHH

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>>38169887
Hmmm... no this won't do at all, I have to watch my figure you realize...

I need to see your boss, straighten this problem you have out between the men.

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>>38169914
Hello sir. Sorry about the inconvenience, but im gonna need you to hold all complaints and comments untill after ive finished my coffee. Im sure you understand sir, its the rules.

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>>38169709

Salve, procurator! Sunt Carthaginiensibus in in VESTIBULUM! Sit mihi mutuari gladius vester?

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>>38169986
Hmmm, well I suppose rules ARE rules, I'll just take this matter up with corporate. The customer is always right, after all.

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>>38169709
Squawk! Don't you date try to rustel my feathers before ive had my first cup of mud. Nothihg like an earl morning CAW fee.

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>>38170044
Ave, true to coffee

>>38170089
Gratias, Procurator
>The sounds of Carthaginian screams echo throughout the restaurant, with screams which can be roughly translated from Latin: THE MACHINE IS BROKEN YOU FUCKERS!

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>>38170053
Corporate will be pleased to hear your complaints and enact swift justice.

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Aaaaaaayoo, hol up, hol up, hol up bitch
*clears throat*
See this shit? This DRANK? Is it empty? Nah? Then shut the hell up and let me sip this shit bruhh.

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No revolution until I finish my cigar.

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>>38170281
But anon, lean won't wake you up like coffee does, where is the point in drinking it? I mean, how can you even talk to people in the morning without coffee, silly?

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>>38170287
Hold on there son, im gonna need to see some papers. But first let me finish my cup of joe. Then ill bring you in.

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Mmmmm *Sluuuurrrrrp* Ahhhh

If the firm handshake doesn't work.... welll *sluuuurrrp* you can always "network"

*sluuuurrp*

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>>38170328
Wait Yankee, History must absolve me first.

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>>38169709
Oy vey! Could you please keep it down. Cant you see im trying to enjoy my mashugin coffee? Shalom!

>>38169709
Man i'm loving this meme, i wonder how long it will take for normies to steal this one

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>>38170467
You haven't forgotten our little rule, now have you, anon...?
*siiiiiiiiiiip*
I'll let you figure it out

>>38170467
Fuck off you 12 year old shitter.

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>>38170459
oi gevalt, that sheckle mug is such schlock, but better that than a yiddishe cup, mazel tov

This is our lowest meme

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Lads, I'm currently on my second coffee of the day.

My specific rules are that I need here before you may converse.

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>>38170575
Not enough traps and black cock for you anon? But I digress, keep the chit chat to a min min until I finish my java. Capris?

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There seem to be alot of people here, talking before I've had my fifth cup.

Why are the rules so hard for you to understand? You just need to wait a little longer

>>38169709
Ah, I wanted to make one of these threads, but I am delighted to see that it's already here. I am brewing coffee for myself this very moment.

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Reeeeeeeeee drink the coffee already foggos

>>38169887

Why is the McFlurry machine always fucking broken? Walk into any McDonald's in any part of the world at any time of day in any point in the year, that fucker will still be broken.

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>>38170688
Listen. Understand. This cup is full here. I can't be reasoned with, I can't be bargained with... I don't feel pity of remorse or fear...and I absolutely will not talk. Ever. Until it is empty.

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Not one word 'til I finish my flick!

>>38170718

They're not actually broken. The workers just tell you that because they're a pain in the ass to make and they don't want to do it.

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The first cup of coffee in the morning is the best amiright guise?

>>38170718
I do the same thing when I worked at a movie theater, we always said our smoothie machine broke

Halfway done with my cup of Joe, friends. Feeling rejuvenated but not quite talkative yet.