Do doctor or med student robots exist?

I'm a trainee surgeon in the UK. 26, KHV, working as a trauma and oerhopaedic surgeon. Work is good but as you'd expect you're surrounded by normalfags the whole time which is less than ideal, but five years of medical school forces you to become better at speaking to people. Medical school was fucking shit though.

Before I got into surgical training in I did vascular surgery, ICU, geriatrics, psychiatry and gen med jobs, which were all not that bad desu. Orthopedics is by far and away the only thing I'm interested in though.

>>38168903
Why KHV? Are you a Pajeet?

>>38168903

Assuming you are a man, does it attract more women?

I admire your dedication anon, I always wanted to be a doctor, but never had work ethic to do it.

>>38168940
Yeah I'm a Pajeet. Born and lived in UK my entire life but first gen immigrant parents so brought up to think work and school was more important than anything else so ignored all relationships until I became a surgeon. And now they are all 'why have we never seen you with a girl' and shit, top kek. I don't really give a fuck about it despite being in the best position to not be a KHV anymore. I'd rather just work and read Manga all day.

>>38168903
Doctor anon, does it surprise you when you come across patients who are adult virgins? I hate discussing my lack of sexual history.

>>38169033
Can't you ask for an arranged marriage?

>>38169007
It does actually yeah. During school and uni I would never get any attention (as you would expect). But now I get asked out every now and then, not regularly but still more than never so still an improvement. Most people still think it's quite a good job to get into but it's lost a lot of its prestige over the last decade, but the work has become slightly better so it's a fair trade I guess.

>>38169034
This isn't going to make you feel better but I've never met an adult virgin at work. Even in psych where some of these people are too unsafe to live with other people are still not virgins.

>>38169056
There is a concern that this could happen. I don't want a relationship at all though and I definitely don't want to get married.

Currently in early med school. Not much to say, it's mostly just regular studying at this point.

>>38169073
>>38169073
Do you work with any other robot doctors? I can't help but feel like there is a bunch of awkward sperg men and women who ended up becoming med students because they didnt give a shit about social things growing up

>>38169116
Oh jeez, thank you for the answer. This might explain why my doctor looked at me like I was a sperglord when I told her that I'm still a virgin at 30+.

>>38169154
Are you male or female?
What made you want to enter med school?

>>38169197
>I can't help but feel like there is a bunch of awkward sperg men and women
Not in my experience, almost everyone's super social.

>>38169210
Male.
>What made you want to enter med school?
Basically, because I can. I don't really have any interest in anything, but since I have the opportunity to study medicine I want to try it and not let it go to waste. I just want something that'll practically guarantee you a job.

>>38168793

3rd year IM resident here. About to head off to clinic.

i'm studying for a diploma in biomedical science, does that count?

I dont know what to do with my life and it seemed interesting so i applied. Unfortunately i'm a brainlet and this is all so difficult. I just hope i can graduate

>>38169197
There are literally no other robot doctors apart from me. Not even exaggerating.

>>38169253
Interesting, is it hard to devote enough time to the study if you aren't particularly passionate about it

>>38169264
What made you choose medicine anon? What do you plan on specialising in?

>>38169277
Do you plan on becoming a doctor eventually

>>38169356
>is it hard to devote enough time to the study if you aren't particularly passionate about it
Yeah it's not going so well, I have a lot of catching up to do.

>>38169356
i wanted to become a research scientist at first, but now i'm not so sure. maybe its the depression speaking but i dont really have any goals in life besides staying alive

>>38169449
Kinda answers another question of mine. So doing a challenging course hasn't actually made you happier?

>>38169522
not really, science was an interest of mine but it wasn't until i was here that i realized it was not enough of an interest for me to enjoy all this. I still haven't found any passions that i want to pursue whatsoever

>>38169356
>Interesting, is it hard to devote enough time to the study if you aren't particularly passionate about it

I'm the surgeon from earlier in this thread and I got into med school for the same reason as the other guy because it guarantees a job (and because my parents made me). I don't find anything interesting so the course was quite boring until I started doing procedural stuff, but it's definitely possible to be a doctor even if you don't find it interesting.

Before med school I would never talk to anyone and kept to myself. I still do that know but I can at least keep eye contact and hold conversations with people now for work purposes, which i never thought I'd be able to do.

>>38169677

Really, personally I don't think I could do that amount of work without being 100% interested in it. I guess it's probably worth it in the end, as you said it's basically 100% job rate

Friendly reminder that GP doctors don't know shit.

Among the medical profession, paramedics and surgeons are top-tier for actually saving lives, and next is probably clinical psychologists. Western medicine is total garbage, and doctors are incredibly naive; they're basically a product of the big pharmaceutical industry.

Ultimately, health = nutrition. Best book on that is The Recipe For Living Without Disease.

>t. several years researching health, nutrition, etc

>>38169753

>psychologist

That's not even a medical field

>>38168793
femanon here that is the sexiest doctor

>>38169753
>>western medicine is total garbage
>t. person who didn't die to a minor childhood infection thanks to western medicine

>>38169822
Does the fact that he is a doctor add to his attraction fembot?

>>38169848
yes i feel safe/protected and i want him to inspect my pussy

Med student here. Two more years till I'm officially a doctor.

Not much to say, it's an interesting subject, and I wanted a job that requires higher education but doesn't lead to me sitting in an office all day.

So far it's pretty good.

>>38169939
Male doc or female doc?

What brings a doctor to /r9k/, I always thought it was the easiest way out of robotdom

>>38169981
Eye surgeon here.
No. Go to the campus of a medical school. It requires high grades so you will see autists from all layers of society cramming in some last minute OCD details before their next test. Litterally the cringiest gathering og people you will ever meet. Money is good, but would rather be a plumber.

>>38170158

So you're not the only robot there. Guess that's conflicting Medbots in here then

Not a doctor, but I've seen a few medical technologists here. It's a good career for robots.

>>38169981
>>38169939
Male
For one I am well below average looking, and I had almost no friends throughout high school.
Now my social skills have improved but I still drop by here every now and then.

>>38170158
I'm pretty happy with that part. I actually managed to make friends in med school. They're all damaged or have less social skills then me but I don't really mind. And they're pretty smart otherwise.

>>38169734
For me I'm not interested in anything, and that isn't an exaggeration. So when the work get hard and the hours are long I usually find myself thinking that I wouldn't be doing anything else anyway so no need to get worked up about it.

It's a good way of thinking because I haven't burnt out and don't find myself getting stressed. It also meant that I can do stuff like pass professional exams early and do additional degrees without it being a pain in the arse.

>>38168793

>tfw I failed out of pre-med in college
>Now I'm getting a meme degree

FUCK. I thought my shitty robot loner life, and not losing my virginity until I was 19 was gonna all pay off in the end. But nope, I'll be stuck in my shithole for a long time. Now I have literally zero idea what to do with my life, and I know my parents think I'm a loser.

>>38169837
>saving a few lives is worth destroying millions more

>>38170317
>Now I'm getting a meme degree
which degree

>>38169320
>>38169320
Bit of a weird one I know, but if I wanted to get some medical advice on my (physical ) sexual health, do you think I would be better off going to my gp or to a walk in clinic?

Paramedic robot here, its my Way yo avoid doing a hero

>>38170602

Journalism

original comment

Always wanted to do medicine as a kid but never got the grades
Now I'm studying maths at a shit tier uni and everyone has their hand stuck up their ass, only met like 2 or 3 smart people in the entire course and they're all switching

Fuck medfags, literally life on fun mode

>>38170722
Would be better to go to a GUM clinic, they usually have walk in centres.

i know somone who has a high tier position in a pharmacy company. he lurks here on a daily basis

> tfw nurse and always get asked why I didn't become a doctor
I was poorfag and just wanted to make money after two years rather than a decade. Oh well. Just gotta keep going to school I suppose. At least I don't have to wipe poop up near as often now and get to order cna's around.

>>38170893

yeah, same here. I used to watch Scrubs and doctor movies all the time as a young teen. Becoming a doctor was my one true dream, and now that's all gone.

>>38170889
that's not much of a meme but you will not earn much

>>38168903
>>38169033

How much do you earn, and what do you even do with the money you earn?

>>38168793

>every med bot is a male
Why are so many of the girls here NEETs, and the robots are hard working individuals

Australian first year med student here.
medical school is nearly all normies, but I can survive because i'm ok looking and (the one thing that saves me socially) funny.

>>38171348
Really, what state are you in? Most of the ones I've seen in NSW are Asian or Indian autists.

>>38171093
I think I earn about 33K Britbong pounds a years. It's going to go up a bit next year when I start my second year of surgical training.

A small amount of what I earn goes on rent and petrol, some of it is for courses and conferences but I save the majority of what I make. I don't like buying shit and going on holiday and I'm quite happy just being able to stay at home and listen to music and read manga so I don't spend money on anything. It's quite nice not having to worry about it.

>>38168793

I'm an EMT. Probably not a very robot job because, you know, you have to communicate with people in high-stress situations. Ask me anything.

>>38171393
I'm white, QLD. About half white. 1/4 asian. 1/4 indian. only a couple of asians are robots too.

Male bot student here
Fifth year...ya school full of normies
Good looking compared to the rest so nobody still suspects I'm a virgin.
Btw med school in Romania sucks

>>38171405
really only that much? wtf

my cousin is 35 and is some specialist and he made $650,000 last year (he showed me his tax returns)

im in australia

>>38171440
Ah ok, from what I've seen I would say it's 75% Asian in NSW, and the spots are so limited they mostly go to the autist types, or those who substituted social life for school work.

>>38171466
It's because we have to work in the NHS until we become senior enough to have a private practice, and NHS pay is pretty shit all things considered. The earliest I can be a consultant surgeon is 33, so 7 more years, but no one manages that straight away. By then your NHS pay is around 80K minimum and then the rest is your private practice. NHS pay is getting even worse but I hardly give a fuck, I'm not going g to have kids or get married so I don't need loads of money to look after myself, I already make more than I need now and I'm just starting my proper training.

I've never been Australia but my mates who train there say the pay is much higher. Like an average surgeon can afford a private jet for example.

>>38171410

are you trying to go for firefighter?

>>38171555

I could, someday, but I really don't know right now.

I'd just recovered from literal years of depression when I started, but I'm two months in and I feel it coming back. May or may not be related to the job.

>>38169677
Reading all the med students who "just studied medicine because why not" and was successful about it makes me sad inside

>tfw have 3 uni attempts behind me and failed all of them
>twf when basically given up because mundane, meaningless work makes me even more depressed than being a neet

>>38170825
Have you dealt with a lot of suicides/ attempts?

Why med school in romania sucks:
1.If youre parents are doctors the teachers know them and u get only 10s.If doest matter how retarded u are
2.If u are rich(witch i aint) u can pay your exams or pay to get the subject for the exams=only 10s
3.If u are a girl romania,a very autistic one with no boyfriend before faculty u will want a male surgeon as a bf(no matter how ugly he is,the only thing that matters for them in money and 10s at exams) .A college of mine sucks cock of a 50 years old surgeon with a wife and kid and shes good looking(kinda short)

>>38171286
women have been leeching since the dawn of time. to a woman sitting on her ass watching children is "hard work"

>>38171286
Because when you fail easy mode you're so severely fucked up you would be incapable

>>38171692
Yes, but im too selfless to care about anyone, i save them because it make me look good.
Worst scenario seen a teenager whose mother doesnt even mutter when body found, still today o think it wasnt a hero

>>38171692
I think it's bragging to say I studied medicine because 'lol why not' because I found it very hard and fucking miserable every goddamn day, but I went in and stuck with it because I didn't have anything I really wanted to do and I knew it'd pay off well enough in the end.

Being an actual doctor is way better than being a student. It's a better lifestyle for me because it's more routine and there's fewer people around you acting like children trying to get wasted and shit all the time, as is the case in uni.

>>38171410
He yo mate, which country, also how well are yo u being paid

>>38171869
Not at all. I'm actually glad people are able to do something that have some value and worth to them. I was merely venting on my own behalf, I'm sorry if it put a damper on your accomplishments

>>38171521
oh it's super limited, just the autists do engineering instead

>>38171889
Southwestern USA

I get paid decently, 30k or so annual is better than minimum wage shit.

>>38171850
Yeah, i would never expect someone who handles people in such a short time situation to sympathize with them. I think for those jobs, distance might be necessary a lot of the time.

Who do you try to look good for?

>>38171909
Don't worry about it, I just didn't want to come across like a dickhead because everyone in medicine is like that. Fucking every medical student I have ever come across thinks they are the hottest shit around, I love watching them flounder when they actual start working in the real world.

>>38168793
3rd year med student. Canadian school.

Preclinicals are basically high school all over again, since you see the same 100+ people every day for two years. I didn't make a single real friend in all four years of uni, since I just kept my high school buddies (who were really elementary school friends) close. Most of the guys here are too opportunistic to actually befriend or they're narcissistic douchebags, but there are a couple diamonds in the rough to bond with. The girls on the other hand all seem either one of SJW or psycho, so no luck there for me. Academically, classes were a lot easier than I anticipated. I thought I would at least have to kick my procrastination habits but nothing's really changed, it's mostly free time till exams come around. Next year is hospital work though so time to break my back. The nicest part is all the access to loan and scholarship money, since I was pretty poorfag before entering so life's gotten a lot better. Been able to help out my family a lot too.

>>38172135
Yeah, that's not surprising. Watching normies getting status educations or high paying jobs is like watching children being allowed to stay up late or getting candies on a Wednesday

Checking in to say I am 2nd year allopathic med student in the USA just for the head count

>>38172346
I'm aware this makes me sound like a horrible person but I don't give a fuck. I often like watching my normalfag colleagues struggle with their jobs and balancing out their work and social lives, mainly because in med school no one though I was going to make it out other end. Most of them thought I didn't deserve to be in there I. The first place because I didn't like speaking to people and wasn't empathetic (I am empathetic, I just don't show off about it like a normalfag does) and I was an average student in med school.

Then we all got jobs and they are falling flat on their arse and I am doing great. I passed my surgical exams 2 years early, did a masters degree in engineering before my 30s and am flying g though my training programme. And now all the people who were high achievers in med school don't know what they want to do or are quitting because they can't handle the pressure. I just sit back and think good, fuck them. Every day serves to remind me that of you stick to your guns and work hard, the normalfags will eventually end up being BTFO and you'll be the one doing well for yourself.

Can you anons give me study tips?

I have absolutely no study habits, can't pay attention in class and have generally shit memory. I'm trying to change this but so far i've been getting about 40/100s on my exams. I can't drop out, so graduating is my only option.

I might start med school this autumn.The thought of studying Chemistry for 5 years just sends shivers down my spine.

>>38172702
>>38172702
Flashcards, active learning (teach an imaginary audience), and practice questions. Any one or a mix should work.

>>38172782
Med school doesn't involve much chemistry. The first couple of years are mostly bookwork and will involve biology and chemistry to some extent. Once you get to your clinical years, taking histories, diagnosing people and coming up with management plans becomes more important. Then when you get senior again and do professional exams all the chemistry and biology which you thought you could forget once you graduated comes back again.

>>38171552
Did you ever consider moving abroad to earn more pay?

>>38172479
You forget where you are. The shit normies values makes no difference here. I've met my share of incompetent people in high education jobs and I don't respect them for it when they are shit as people and their perspectives are lacking. In my country, it's seen as a bad thing thinking oneself above others. But in my eyes, if you are literally above others because you're not a terrible kind of person, then it's ok to express so in contexts like these. It wont necessarily impact your job with patients who need help unless you allow it to, so it's ok.

I understand the frustration of not being able to voice that kind of distaste for other people, because I've felt it myself. I know if I was to be honest with people, they would think me arrogant and delusional. I'm kinda tipsy now, so I might come off as more paranoid and weird than I am

>>38172849
Not right now, I don't need that much more cash than I'm making and it'll go up the more senior I get.

>>38172854
You've described my other main problem with medical graduates: they're all the same. They all think the same things, do the same things and pretend to care about the same shit. It gets on your nerves being around that shit everyday and all you can do is out up with it and keep hiding the kind of person you are.

>>38172931
If you have any patient contact, at least you'll might make a difference for people more similar to yourself. And if you're perceptive about people, you'll be able to have a positive influence on patient's lives with the way your empathy works. Even if a lot of the student's/ now doctors you were with are shit, if you can have a positive influence and effect on patients, who cares?

>>38172842
Yeah,but I don't want to become a doctor.I'm going to medschool to become a pharmacist,because my parents forced me and because you get a lot of ca$h as a pharmacist.
I mean,they forced me to go to medschool,but they are disappointed that I don't want to become a doctor/dentist (or a vet like my dad)


I'm probably going drop out after the first year and I might move into another uni and study IT,because you don't have to deal with a lot of people+you get a lot of money.

>>38169073
This might seem like weird questions, but who are the kind of Women asking you out? Are they younger or older Women? What's the average age? Are they looking for long term relationship/marriage or just dating for fun?

>>38173047
I feel like in our healthcare in the UK I barely make a difference to patients in the long run but that's mainly because I deal with trauma and not elective joint replacements, who usually do alright. And you're right, I should care less about unimportant shit than I do now, just that every now and again I think to the bad old days in uni and it still gets to me. I still have a bit of growing up to do.

>>38173058
Might be worth seeing if you can out up with it though, I didn't want to be a doctor but I think the work is alright and it's guaranteed money at the end of the day even if you take out everything else about the job.

>>38173439
Like I said, it doesn't happen that often but I've been asked out by younger and older girls. The younger ones usually just want a one night stand type thing, the older ones usually want to hang around for longer. Occasionally I'll get asked out by a nurse or student nurse where I work but because I move hospitals so frequently I usually don't keep in touch with them once I've left.

>>38173933
>I still have a bit of growing up to do.

I'm from Norway btw. Believe me, most doctors don't even care if they are "grown up". They see their huge paycheck and that's it.

i have a ton of food allergies and have a hard time finding shit to eat that doesnt come out looking the same as it went in, and meeting nutritional requirements

do you guys have any advice, doctors all seem to be clueless and never fucking tell me all the things i learn on my own that help me out so much that could have turned my life around if i had been taken more seriously by them years ago

>>38173933
That would be pretty unimaginable for the average robot. You must be really attractive or have a great personality.

>>38174045
my sister has a rare autoimmune disease where her esophagus swells up and i have celiac disease as well

>>38168793
ITT: ROLEPLAYERS

Med students don't come here. But gj roleplaying so you can pretend your board doesn't have Mexican neets with transvestites.

Fucking retards.

>>38174045
In the UK you'd get referred to an allergy clinic (which is usually run by the Respiratory team) and they would try and find out what your allergic to. Then they'd refer you to a dietician to talk about what food you can and can't eat. The average doctor won't be of much use since our training barely covers nutrition in that sort of detail because there are other health care specialists whose only job is to deal with patient nutrition.

>>38174059
I don't think I'm either, I'm tall-ish and used to play rugby but I'm not even close to being in good shape. I think I'm just 'funny' and people like that apparently. I'm also less shit at speaking to people now because of work so maybe when people speak to me they think we get along well., I don't know.

>>38174217
>In the UK you'd get referred to an allergy clinic (which is usually run by the Respiratory team) and they would try and find out what your allergic to. Then they'd refer you to a dietician to talk about what food you can and can't eat. The average doctor won't be of much use since our training barely covers nutrition in that sort of detail because there are other health care specialists whose only job is to deal with patient nutrition.

ive had a test done, the most expensive one i know of, for 130 foods, i tested positive to 30 of them

but im allergic to so much more that i wasnt tested for, and the few foods on there that im not allergic to, i can barely find a way to cook anything with them and its hard meeting nutritional requirements without trying new shit and getting sick and being set back

i cant fucking work in this condition, and my family fucking hates me for not having a job but i would be in excruciating pain and unable to concentrate on anything

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Working on a med license for aed first aid and cpr

>>38174172
Why wouldn't they? Are you worried about your disillusion of what they're like being shattered?

>>38168793

Medicine is way, way, way more normie than law. The non-normals you do find in med are Asian and Indian failed normies, white doctors are all chad and stacey or at least halfway there.

Law can be sorta robot, but has its share of chads as well.

>>38173058
Im an IT fag. Do you know a lot about computers, networks, etc. Do you know how to program or use SQL? Its hard to make it in IT unless you know these things or you just settle for a help desk job.

>>38172931
What do all these medschool people care about that is the same. I knew some med school people in university and they always seemed to know what they wanted out of life.

>>38175044

I started learning SQL a while ago. It's easy as fuck to get started with but gets kinda tricky once you get into subqueries and shit.

>>38175096
If you do get a job in IT or even something low level like me (im 25 and a computer operator in a warehouse) and use SQL. I think Its more likely you'll be using a reporting program that uses SQL in the background. I just started, but it has become as important for me to learn the data and what it represents to the business, as it is to manipulate it with the reporting took or SQL.

goodness HEEELP me

>>38175968
HOW HOW HOW HAHAHAHHAA

was a student for a while but there are way way too many fucking jews
luckily I hadn't gone into debt yet

I'm pre-med, does that count?

/dodges rotten tomatoes

I'm a family doctor in western Europe, I'm finishing my first year as an official doctor but I have already worked two years prior to that which were already the same work. I'm 27 yo KHV