>get into the office after morning gym session
>need for keep /fit/ you see
>have had protein shake, breakfast and a coffee
>feel my morning shit brewing up
>feels good man
>half ten arrives and I'm ready to roll
>office have toilets on each of the four floors
>they are always clean and comfy
>Two cubical each
>go into fourth floor toilet
>both occupied
>it's ok, I get a little angry but it's ok
>check the third floor
>same shit
>right I'm pissed now
>second floor
>AGAIN THERE ARE TWO FAGGOT'S OCCUPYING THE FUCKING TOILETS
>REEEEEEEEE
I had to go to the fucking first floor to take a fucking shit. Do these FAGGOT'S not know about my routine.
>>38166768
Forgot to mention that some floors have really shit phone signal so I couldn't even use my fucking phone and shit post.
Wouldn't happen to you if you didn't take those steroids.
Like, what's the point? They build fake muscle.
>>38166978
When did I say I take steroids anon
>tfw when owner of my own company with my own private bathroom.
Feels good being the chief.
>>38166768
>He doesn't do his morning shit at home
Stay pleb faggot.
>>38168236
>He doesn't get paid to shit at work
>>38166978
He never said he took roids and what the fuck is fake muscle you dyle bitch
>morning shit
What the fuck are you doing
>>38167582
DAHNALD is that you?