>Internet goes out while talking to my friends

>>38166655
>having friends
Glad the Cylons cut your shit out normie.

Really that shit was such a fucking dumb scene.

>>38166655
And you'd think being on 4chan would grant you a funny side.

waste of fucking time. i can't even label this twitter, deviantart, reddit, or yahoo answers. just what the fuck?

>>38166707
i have the impression youre mentally ill

>>38166746
I have that inkling also.

>>38166746
hahaha le upboatxD op is da funniest!!!!

what was the point of this thread? sorry not into autist humor. stop posting shit content and kys

Earlier this evening my internet shat the bed while I was trying to watch some porn and crank my hog. I was forced to fall back to the well-work videos that I have on my hard drive. It was a great tragedy.

>>38166655
>Talking to my friends
What if he means us?

>>38166889
Once more in actual english please?

>>38167018
he was jerking off to a video on the internet, but his internet stopped working so he had to finish jerking off to a video he saved on his hard drive
either english isnt your first language or youre a literal retard

>>38167101
I was being sardonic actually, and did so because, ironically, no one talks that way.

>well-works
>earlier this evening with my crumpet flavored tea in hand
>crank my hog
>tis a great tragedy indeed sir

Is a thesaurus under you guises fedoras, I mean sersly you guise? GUISE?

>>38167191
twas*
Meant to type twas.

And thesaurus part is a bit much because there's no big words, but WELL WORKS

>>38167191

Fuck you, crumpets are delicious. I'm going to go toast a buttered crumpet right now.

>>38167191

So, here's the thing: "well-work" was supposed to be "well-worn". I don't own a thesaurus, I'm just a bit drunk and bad at typing.