What will you do when you get your wizard powers?

>>38165316
I don't think the power is as great as it's made out to be but rather the all seeing eyes of truth you get essentially cripples you into nonexistence but you see the truth of the universe at the cost of your life.
rather then the ability to flat out destroy it you become an indexer of it rather then the common simpleton slimes you'd encounter on a day to day basis if you weren't pondering the complexities of the multiple dimensional existences of yourself.
However as i've mentioned we are mortal indexers we eventually succumb to the price of the vast expanse of incomprehensible knowledge we dedicate our lives to understanding a worthy task indeed.

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The path is not easy, but worth the wait. Do not soil yourself with foul succubi. The knowledge you will gain is more than you can fathom.

>only striving to be a wizard
>not wanting to be the apprentice of an cosmic horror

Parents say aim low but thats too low,anon.

>>38165316
>Using alchemy to create a beer that functions as a nutritionally-balanced meal

That might be worth pursuing. t.chemistry major

Do you think I have the autism to pull it off?

>>38166281
where there is a will there is a way anon,
god speed

>>38166281
Just mix it with a protein shake. You don't need to be a wizard to do that.

>>38166668
>>38166281
If you are wise/smart you don't need MAGIC power.
>wizard means wise man children