is anyone here seriously still a virgin LMAO?

pretty sure you are

h

Yes, I am a 25 year old incel and haven't even kissed a girl.

I need to have sex asap.

29 yr old

a girl kissed me on the cheek once (non-sexual) (i think)
a girl from work walked home beside me under my umbrella in the rain once
a girl from work grabbed by balls through my jeans at the works christmas party once

that's all :(

I'm 18 and I'm a virgin, woe is me!

>>38164198
woe is not you, motherfucker, you'e a fucking babby

go and get laid.

i wonder how vagina juice feels on your penis

t. 28yo "man"

>>38164173
>a girl from work grabbed by balls through my jeans at the works christmas party once
You need to leave, Chad. I bet she flirts with you on a regular basis too.

"i wonder how it feels to be inside a girls mouth"

t. benis

Isn't the movie heavy on the irony?

>>38164224
she was ten years older than me and married
she pretended it never happened.

yeah i'm almost 30 and a virgin.

>>38164339
Dude.. are you sure it wasn't just a daydream? Your little romantic fantasy--

>25 khv

I got a waifu though so it's not all bad.

>>38164198
You're going to (or are already attending) uni in a few months, attend a few normie parties and your chance of being fucked goes up. In fact there's no other time in which your probability of being fucked is higher.

>>38163685
In 7 years I will be the man in the poster. I can't wait to die.

>>38164812
>man
can you really call yourself that?

33yo virgin

i have transcended the lifeforms known as girls

>>38164218
>go and get laid
Anon single handedly resolves all of r9k problems with a single comment, one anon declared "the best advice I've received in my horrible life"

>>38165085
Hello my fellow wizard. Are you finished with the thought of ever having sex or are you still hopeful that someday it will happen?

28 kissless dateless virgin here. I have asked out exactly 57 women in my life time since age 16. I have a zero percent success rate. I gave up 3 months ago. I had three standards...she could not be a sjw/feminist, she couldn't be fat, and she had to have basic hygiene such as showering daily.

>>38163685
24 and virgin... I don't care anymore and just work / play video games.

Yes, I'm 28 and never had intercourse

>>38163685
yup, im a virgin, whats it to anyone

>>38165130
i've scoured from my mind hope's favorite latches
i exist now as a ceased life with death my friend
the curio, procreation, i -do- study; the power assigned it by its victims can easily be reversed to destroy them

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how do you fellow wizards cope? I never asked for these "powers", I'm still so fucking lonely

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>>38165186
Normies are threatened by men who never had sex and lost interest in sex altogether since they are free from the biologically driven value system that the rest of humanity is bound by. Men hate you because they have to suffer so much to get pussy, living without access to pussy and dealing with women to keep accessing their pussy, and women hate you because you are not subservient to the gynecocracy, they have no power to womanipulate you into acting in their service.

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>>38165274
I have become extremely red-pilled on women through listening to MGTOW content on youtube, and this is aside from my own 3 virtues:

1. I don't want to ever have children, and to ensure this is the case, I would not take the slightest risk, therefore celibacy is the most rational lifestyle choice.

2. Rendering the first point moot, I aspire to eliminate any voluntary ejaculation altogether, ideally never masturbating, and also refraining from pornography and even fantasizing about women. For me this is especially necessary since I am a compulsive masturbator and porn addict, so the only way to stop is completely, since moderation is not possible. When semen retention is combined with regular meditation (chanting aum and sanskrit mantra, none of that "quiet your mind" shit), it allows me to ground my energy and have control over the force of my libido. This is necessary, otherwise I inevitably start behaving aggressively and thinking about sex again. The one good thing about a masturbation bender is that afterward my sex drive is dead for a few days, and it feels good to never even think about women, so by combining this post-fap clarity with no-fap energy, the circle is complete and I can go for months without fapping, porn or fantasizing.

3. Women are never anyone else's property, you can never have a woman. The idea of relationships as sovereign entities is an illusion, a facade, if not an outright ruse. Dissolve the dualistic perspective of single vs. taken, and realize that every human being is both all alone in life, and at the same time one with God the Earth and the universe. You are already whole and complete, you do not need women, you cannot have women, but you can become more self actualized than any normie who needs to believe in the illusion of relationship sovereignty with someone else to complete them.

I hope I explained this decently, but these 3 resolutions are highly subjective to my own autistic perceptions and experiences.

>>38165274
have you tried meeting up with other mages and starting a clan or something?

>>38165987
wizards don't want to meet other wizards

>>38165987
this guy >>38165532
here.

As bad as it is having normies talk about their sex lives and relationships constantly, most of my fellow virgins are even worse when they whine about being virgins, feeling lonely, or all they can talk about is their autistic e-hobbies.

>>38165532
found the 15 year old

>>38165532

lol I'm pretty much the same, especially 1 and 3.

I think the whole marriage/gf thing is more of benefit in a tribal sense, letting go of having a woman is going back to the wildness within us where we just pump and dump then go back to focusing on survival.

>>38166202
not sure why you'd think I'm half my age
>>38166205
Monogamy only exists if it is enforced, like if the man is responsible for keeping his woman away from other men and constantly has to defend his sexual property.
>>38166205
>where we just pump and dump then go back to focusing on survival.
Indeed, we were designed to want to spread our seed far and wide and never concern ourselves with the consequences. Impregnate many females but never responsible to raise our offspring.

>>38165274
I use WoW and duscord. Long walks. Drinks with friends. Movies with friends. Going to the sea with friends.

Besides i dont care about getting laid or tfw bo gf.

>>38163685
I'll try to describe my situation as honestly as possible.
>looks
Objectively i'm 4/10 in current state (fat, chinlet, still have acne despite being 25, acne scars and so on.) However i used to have massive acne during the puberty. It wasnt that bad but in comparison with others i still had it worst, therefore girls avoided me. Even if i'd lose weight and improve overall fitness, i'd still be stuck with this weird face.
>personality
It's a bad one. Not in abusive kinda way but more of a toxic one. I'm very depressing to be around when i'm with close people. I can somewhat fake around strangers or less known people but i think they can sense my shallowness. I've never had any meaningful friendship, only some episodic ones after whom i've never spoke to that people again (not in a bad way but we never met). On the other hand, i have no "module" installed about relationship, this whole concept is strange to me. I've never had a strong desire to pursue a girl or get sex, sure i enjoy feminine aesthetics but besides occasional talk i've never went any further as i dont have that much of a preference. Even if there would be a naked girl in my bed asking for me to fuck her, i'd refuse as i wouldnt have a instinct to really fuck her.
>luck
I guess it all comes down that i've never had a sister, childhood female friend nor female relatives close to my age. I remember wondering why boys teased girls in the primary school.
t. 24 khv anon

I'm 33KHV and I'm actually really happy with my life.

I think the worst stage was when I was struggling as a wagecuck in my early 20's and it slowly started hitting me that I would never actually be loved by a woman, or have sex.

I'm also quite a romantic person. I'm red-pilled and MGTOW and doing a good job of quitting porn like this guy >>38165532 , but I believe in the resurrection of the dead and that I only have good things to look forward to including amazing romantic love with my cosmic waifu.

>>38163685
I might be a virgin but at least I'm not a faggot like OP.

>>38166334
>I believe in the resurrection of the dead and that I only have good things to look forward to including amazing romantic love with my cosmic waifu.
what fuels this belief? how are you so sure?

couldnt be me hahaha right lads???

>>38166410

>what fuels this belief? how are you so sure?

This isn't something I could easily communicate to you at this point, so you'd be completely within reason to assume that I've just gone crazy, but basically I read the Old Testament and I believe in the promises, and it makes sense to me. That said, please don't get involved in religion because of anything I've said, it's all bad.

>>38166265

Another thing that helps me is just appreciating what I already have, when you really count all your blessings it changes your perspective of joining the mating game, getting a gf stops being the obstacle between you and happiness and you realize that its really just a luxury, a bonus to an already good life that you could live without, this killed my desperation. Its like I have a million dollars and a gf would only be an extra 100k.

>>38166447
>be "religious"
>ya but dont be religious cus it sucks
so you're basically just retarded now?

>>38166538

I would say that I'm spiritual. According to my reading of the Old Testament - religious people are despised by God, especially those who repeat teachings such as the reality of "Hell". As I see it, the Old Testament are promises for the elect, so that God can redeem all of humanity - but in this present age God causes Christians, Muslims, Jews, etc to be destroyed. I'm just warning you not to go into that house.

>>38163685
i just fucked a girl in a hot tub with no condom

>>38164797
How do I attend normie parties as a computing science student with no friends? And the parties there are only consist of ugly males.

>>38166755
talk to ppl. join clubs. rush a frat

>>38166806
This. But to be more specific for anon:
>engineering student society (lots of Chads, couple of girls - join this for Chads)
>psychology student society (lots of Staceys and cute girls - join this for girls)
>sports clubs (esp. Chad tier sports: hockey, football, ultimate frisbee, cheerleading - no, I'm not kidding, cheerleading is full of Chads)

Generally you don't need to be studying something to join its student society. Those clubs are for partying, networking and sharing notes/past assignment solutions/past exams.

Make sure you sound at least somewhat interesting before hand too. Have a hobby you can talk about, practice speaking to others without sperging out, and it might help to work out what kind of alcohol you like. Also you might want to set up social media and get a phone if you don't have one. Sometimes you can pull off "I don't use social media", but generally it fails.

>>38165532
this is some next level copypasta holy shit

>>38166968
nope, it was an original explanation of my own autistic thought processes

>>38165152
time to develop a bbw fetish anon

you've also discovered why numales exist in the first place

appease the sjw women with hopes of getting in their pants eventually

27yo virgin

Not kissless though(I've kissed and held hands with 2 girls both when I was 18)

One time a girl I just met kept rubbing my thigh under the table.

That's all

How to know if you're gay or not? I'm a guy but i've never felt any particular interest towards any gender. I've had couple of female crushes but that's it.

Lost my virginity at 28 to a fat girl. I always thought once i'd finally had sex I would come out of my shell and become a pussy slayer. That did not happen. In fact it took dozens of attempts to actually have sex. The first 20 or so times to multiple woman and prostitutes i could never get it hard. What I had discovered was that sex is just a habit. The more often you do it the better you get at it. People who have had sex for years don't think there is talent or skill involved. But for me I still have no idea what the fuck I am doing.

My thoughts on the matter:
As a man, high sex drive is your nature.
Also superiority and competition. No other way in the West both things are channeled in such a powerful way as getting women, as an hetero male.
As for my personal experience, I'm not a virgin. But sure as hell I'm in a 4 months drought with no sexual contact whatsoever.
The thing is, whenever my friends get a high value women, my mindset is such one as to improve myself to the point of overcoming them. Not drooling over women, but making them approach me as a sheer effect of being charming, successful and attractive.
Don't let them be the prize, rather let everyone know implicitly that they are a show of power, YOUR power.
If ypu are not able to do this in a reasnable period of time, don't worry and learn. Don't 'b urself xd'. Be better. Don't be a beta MGOTW.
They think they are superior cause the don't chase women. Guess what. Real alphas don't, either.

Good luck.

>>38168021
>high sex drive is your nature
Tsk, there are plenty of guys with low sex drive.

>>38168040
Sure, guys. Not 'men'.

>>38168057
It's a genetic thing, just like your jaw type.

>>38167849
Had some of the best sex of my life with a fat girl. Huge tits and a very cute face, they really try thier hardest to make you cum.

>>38168064
Well, I try to buy that, but the fact that those low sex drive men will inevitably be left out of the social game is a reality.
Fuck your way out of MGTOW and hopeless future wizardhood. I'm warning you.

>>38168091
>low sex drive men will inevitably be left out of the social game is a reality
I do realize that, i cannot compete with other guys especially when i'm not even trying to participate as i dont see sex interesting and worth to seek.

>>38168114
It is a powerful mechanism. I don't see sex as that of a great thing (once experienced, inb4 REE), but I'm trying to legit post my thoughts and feelings.
I have always sought power and intimacy. Not the physical thing.
The FEELING of a beatiful girl giving her away for you and your pleasure. Seek power, and you will eventually seek domination and sex. Don't crave women, crave the status they give you. As objects, almost. For low sex drive guys, it's the only chance.

>>38168171
Dunno, when i think about domination i dont think about dominating women because i dont find interesting to do so. Even if there would be a naked model in my bed, i'd rather avoid her than fuck her.

>>38168203
It's not fucking 50 shades style domination. It's domination over other men, other women, our coleagues, a display of power. Only through competition and taking shit from nobody you can win the game

>>38168222
I'm not talking about domination in general but why i cant dominate women. Maybe i'm really defective or alien to this concept.

>>38168250
I may sound as a normie trying to give advice to the abyss, but believe me I'm not. Never surrender. I was alien to those concepts too, and through sheer autistic fixation and empirical evidence of social norms and power I became a more or less functioning member of society.
Tip: hit the gym (meme reality).

>>38168318
>through sheer autistic fixation and empirical evidence of social norms and power I became a more or less functioning member of society.
In what way? Just hitting gym/

>>38168326
Nope. My even more shy and closeted friend did that by hitting the gym and now he gets pussy with 0 social skills (kinda handsome too)
He realized how shallow women are and only wants no gf now. I'm still on the gf boat after feeling what love is with a pure first kiss first bf blonde qt I know I will never find someone alike now.

My experience: looks matter A FUCKING LOT. Halo effect is real, BUT, having "chad looks" in r9k (after which those threads where banned) and 7-8 looks on soc like me, I am still able to find maybe less physically attractive women but more interesting ones than my pal.
That is the hard truth everyone knows. The twist, I was only able to do that with my kinda average looks in real life by observing the behaivour of normies, and imitating it with the ironic distance of someone unnatural to the enviorenment like me. Gives a refreshing touch, and nerdy girls easily fall for you. Get gym aesthetics and focus on competition and imitation. Will hurt. You will still be awkward and have robot feels as I do. That's why a keep coming. But you will more or less be tolerated.

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Yeah. I still am OP. Feels bad mang.

>>38168428

Honestly it feels much more rewarding to just be myself than to imitate normies to gain their approval. What I've learned is that you will find people who like you for you anyway, they just won't take girl hunting lol

Its liberating in a way because I have no reputation to protect, but it makes me totally undatrable since girls need a guy who more or less fits in, but oh well, its an interesting way of life at leadst.

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how does one know how to swim

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I thought of getting laid a few days ago and how awkward it would be. They would probably instantly know im virgin since I have 0 experience compared to other 30 yr olds.