Yellow Fever

>>38162813
>As a white robot, how do I get an asian gf?
Go to college
It's that simple

>>38162813
getting an ugly bitch like that shouldn't be hard

>>38162813
Approach them with confidence. Also you have shit taste just date a fucking white women Asian women aren't different enough for it to be worth going interracial

>>38162854
Them being not that different is the reason I'm comfortable with going interracial for them. Black and Hispanic girls are a no go because I would be scared for my life everytime I meet their families.

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>>38162854
approach her with confidence, look in her eyes and give her a firm handshake

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>>38162813
stop get help man

The same way you would get any other GF; find someone who is attracted to you, and ask them out.

Here's an old training video from the 50's, aimed at teens who were showing a lack of interest in dating: https://archive.org/details/WhattoDo1950

>>38162813
Be Chad

oasdf

>>38162813
Exist.

Origato.

Kill yourself and hope hell has bitches.

>>38162892
Youre gonna have ass ugly kids if all stay together and for what? If you don't want white women don't date Great Value(TM) white women aka Asian women. If you like flat bodies, straight hair, etc etc you might as well stick with white women there millions of single white women in America that would probably date dude. I sent want my future kids to be killed by your future Elliott offspring

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>>38162813
https://youtu.be/G3xsVZIOoNU
just be white and it's a piece of cake

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>>38162985
no. I need an asian girlfriend. My penis is drawing me to them like an addiction. White male/asian female is the future. Hopefully my future but I'm too awkward. I think what set it off was a cute, petite asian girl never stopped staring at me when I was in middle school.

>>38163027
If it were that easy I'd have an asian gf right now instead of posting about wanting one on /r9k/.

>>38163113
Sorry, anon. But I have no control over what my future Elliots do to your future kids because you chose to impregnate a Western whore who fucks Tyrone behind your back.

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1. Be White
2. Go to third world Asian country

>>38163160
I really don't get this picture. What is it trying to say?

>>38163207
once white men go into Asian countries they act like niggers

>>38163266
Still don't really see it but ok I guess. My best bet was that only low quality males go to Asia and the high quality ones stay in the West and are successful there. Still doesn't really make sense but whatever.

I prefer the more exotic dark skinned Asians like the burmese

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>>38163113
There are no white women that are attracted to be but a few Asians.

>went on vacation
>met Asian girl (I even went on dates with many different ones from tinder)
>like each other
>mfw it's impossible for me to get a job there to be able to move there

>>38163160

Wonder what sharkys been up to

Japanese Korean are the most beautiful. I hope one day I have an Asian gf, then again I would be lucky to get anything.

>>38163435
Then pay for their plane ticket so that your asian qt can move to the US. That's what I'm going to do. If I fail in getting my white qt I'm flying to Japan/South Korea and getting an asian wife then flying back to the US with her.

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If it were easy we'd all have one.

>>38162985
Makes me kek because who the fuck has the time to make these?

>>38163664
She'll be in university for about 2 more years, I'm not sure if the long distance thing can last so long.
She'll visit me in a few weeks and maybe I'll go again this winter.

If she moves here and has a degree she'd probably make twice as much money as me. She's currently very attracted to me but I'd be a loser compared to her.

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>>38163711
autistic hapas have the time

>>38163664
>I'm flying to Japan/South Korea and getting an asian wife then flying back to the US with her.

LMFAO Good luck with that fucking dingdong. They hate Westerners even more there, and your dirty ass will stand out. People there look and act better than you and your White skin doesn't mean shit. They're lightyears beyond you in every way.

>>38163852
If I'm 6'4" and my Asian gf is 5'3", will a kid be a manlet?

>>38163929
>dating femlets of any race

bruh

Skip to 10:10

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5942d0ff00a3b

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>I'm 6'2 and I am married to a 6 foot Chinese bombshell
>Her height makes her undesirable in China and to other Asians despite her 10/10 face
>Mfw I am going to have 10/10 mixed kids just because the gooks are intimidated by model tier height woman.

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>tfw another beta cuck approaches

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>>38162985
That Asian bitch gets me every time it's just so degenerate holy shit

>>38162909
im lovin this new meme

>>38162813

Exist.

Go outside for once.

>>38164619
You're forgetting that most white people don't live in Asia.

>>38163144

You're a dumbfuck that can't win on easy mode. Beyond help.

>>38164646

I guess if you live in the middle of fucking nowhere, but plenty of states have a big enough asian population. And if you live in Canada or Australia you have zero fucking excuses.

>>38162985
Surely he would hate asian women too, no?

>>38164959
Asian women hate him since he would look fully Asian and is surrounded by the idea that Asian women only like White men and white women view Asian men as feminine.

>>38163691
is god real if only a master designer could create such beauty?

>>38162813
Getting jungle asian pussy is easy if your white. Even a robot could get one.
Getting a korean gf is difficult since they congregate among themselves and follow newest trends. I personally would like alternativd jap gf.

>>38162813
You get them by simply having a heartbeat.

And this, my fellow robots, is why whites generally cannot be robots.

>>38165136
yeah and white aren't born with passports and tickets

i know you saw that thread where the robot went to japan and it was filled with white chads. Robots are mocked wherever they go

>>38164862
I'm European.
Also even if I was in Canada or something I still wouldn't get much advantage from my race.
In Asia there's lots of Asian women and few white men.
In white countries there's a lot of white men that are more attractive than me.

>>38165217

Stop making goddamn excuses. You're a white guy, all women, especially asian ones want you. Stop basking in your bullshit and actually go outside and meet one.

>>38165236
this is bullshit and you're just using the white privilege meme to punish people en mass.

>>38165350

Whatever,play the victim. You're a stupid fucking robot, I almost forgot.

>>38165362
I'm not playing the victim, I'm being realistic and not idealistic.

If you love being such a fucking motivation meme head join the marines.

>>38162813
>it is 1983
Asian gfs are for chads only little breh

>>38165236
But there aren't Asian women outside.
I don't live in Asia where I get the advantages of being white and not even in Canada or anything where I'd get a slight advantage.

>>38163664
>moving your foreign qt to your western shithole

Do you want to get cucked? Because that's how you get cucked.

Its why I'm taking a job in BR so I can be closer to my southern rural waifu

>married to Japanese girl
>she shares most of my interests
>she cooks and cleans
>she doesn't waste money

In all reality, she's perfect. But I find myself attracted to other Japanese women. To the point where I watch porn a lot and wish I was with them. Perhaps my wife isn't a stereotype kawaii Japanese girl that makes me feel this way.

>>38167222
>tfw no stereotypical Amerifat who eats burgers and french fries

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>I married a 50 kilo porcelain princess
>2 years later shes now a 75kg hambeast

The thin Asian genetics is a meme.

>All of our finances are tied heavily
>We have a successful business that is reliant on her Chinese family connections back in China
>We have sex once a month at this point only out of my desperation
>She can't be bothered to exercise and I have tried to encourage her in every way possible to lose weight. She just doesn't care and thinks it's part of getting married.

I remember while growing up and even now seeing decent looking, in shape successful middle aged/older men with disgusting ogres. I thought why are these men with them since they have let them self go so much? How can they tolerate this?

Now I know exactly why.

I'm trapped guys.

>>38167329
>tfw you never have sex with your wife because you're scared of getting her pregnant

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As a non-white male how do I get an Asian gf robots?

To all the faggots saying that because I'm white (or at least look white, I'm actually not completely white but no one can tell) I can't be a robot can you fuck off.
Do you really think I just walk outside and azn or brown grills just start throwing themselves at me. I'd still have to make some kind of move and seeing as I have no friendship group it'd have to be a complete cold approach.
This is terrifying and most of you would probably not be willing to do it either.

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>>38167350
Don't be scared of that. I have never used a condom because I just pull out.

Worked for the last 5 years without a problem.

Also pic related her body is very similar now

>>38167385
I always use a condom, but I have poor will power. I never pullout. I always have this fear that it will break or she will get pregnant anyways. She's not on birth control. So I just avoid sex.

Are you at least happy with your wife?

I'm happy with my wife, but I feel unattracted to her sometimes and wish I could date someone new.

>>38167329
Fucking make that bitch lose weight and force fuck her

Actually improve on your fucking skills, make her cum every time. She'll become a happier person and lose weight

>>38167594
I am happy with everything else besides her turning into an ogre.

Being physically repulsed by your partner is a bad feeling and it's not something you can easily tell the person you love. Despite what people here might think.

> I feel unattracted to her sometimes and wish I could date someone new.

Pretty much this.

I'm a 7/10 while shes now a 4/10 or at best a 5.

I get looks when I am out in public with her now and it's pretty embarrassing when I see a less attractive man with a more attractive wife.

If she would just not be a slob I'd be very happy. Why do woman think it's so difficult to please or keep a man? Just don't be fat!

>>38167626
>Actually improve on your fucking skills, make her cum every time. She'll become a happier person and lose weight

I do make her cum every time.
I do all the work and I have a big cock so she can't complain about my sex abilities.

Infact she approaches me for sex once a month, cums in 5 mins or so then tries to get me to hurry up and while I am cumming she pretty much leaves to take a shower or does something to ruin my orgasm such as calling our dogs to jump on the bed or acting like a child saying some stupid joke.

>>38167329
>the feel trapped in a marriage sometimes but you can't escape.

I can't hurt her. I just can't. But how can I cope with these feelings of being attracted to other women?

>>38167721
>I can't hurt her. I just can't. But how can I cope with these feelings of being attracted to other women

I know the exact feels anon.

You will never not be attached to others.
All of my work mates who are married drool over anything that walks by our office above a 5/10.

I think you just need to think how you would make your wife feel if you did something with another woman.

Also perhaps think how you would feel if she did something with another man?

Would it really be worth it to ruin what you have? Your stability and future? All because you want to dick something else for 30 mins?

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>>38167675
Tell her she's become fat and unattractive, try and make her feel bad about it but subtly. She'll probably get all upset about it later then you can comfort her about helping her lose weight

would anyone like an asian girlfriend(male)?

>>38167759
>In this situation
>Don't want to cheat
>Only way to relieve the feelings is to watch porn
>Feel worse

>>38167762
>try and make her feel bad about it but subtly

Mate I try and can't even do this. I'll tell you an example of what happens.

>Despite her being fat as fuck she has thousand of dollars of diet shakes and calorie free noodles
>She says all the time about going on a fast or some water detox bullshit
>No matter
>Starving is an effective weightloss method so I even tell her that I will do it with her for 2 days (I could lose a couple kilos but I'm not where near a fat ogre like her at the moment)
>We both have a coconut water calorie free shake in the morning and would not be eating till dinner which would be a very small meal of about 300 calories
>After drinking we go off into the city to shop
>We stop go a iced black coffee and she says she wants some 600 calorie donut
>She didn't even last 2 fucking hours
>I tell her "What about our diet we are doing? We should not be eating. That defeats the whole purpose. It's only been 2 hours man..."
>She says fine and goes to sit down
>Get our coffees then bring them to her
>She is giving me attitude not talking to me
>She then starts crying say "You're not letting me eat!!"
>I am speechless
>She ends up eating lunch and dinner.
>I fasted and have last a kilo since then.

Shes eating a bag of chips as we speak while I am preparing to go on a vigorous walk for exercise tonight.

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>>38167836
Tell me about it anon.

I am on xhamster asian porn in the morning before work, after work and maybe before I sleep.

On a day off or weekend I am fapping 5-6 times a day to skinny asians.

>>38167869
Doesn't it make you more depressed? I see the girls in the videos and it makes me feel like I settled with my wife. I feel I could have done better. Because now that I'm married there is no way out. I don't have the option of finding someone new.

>/r9k/ tells me that being white means I get a free azn qt gf
>no azn qt gf despite being surrounded by them
???????

In fact when I was at anime expo yesterday, there were way more AMWF couples than the other way around

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>>38163006
holy fuck this video is helpful boi
arigato senpai

>>38167924
Well, my wife was one of those in the videos 2 years ago..

But I still know the feeling.

No choice anon unless you are prepared to ruin both of your lives (Mainly your own) and be prepared to start yours all over again.

>>38162813
>>38162813
Get jungle asian. Go to SE Asia - thai, cambo, viet, laos, mayanmar. Jump on tinder. Some girls want a white BF/man more than an iPhone. If you can take a girl out of the jungle into 1st world with healthcare, education and opportunity it's like a little lotto win, a scholarship to a better place. Girls want to marry up. White girls are CEOs n shit now, who the fuck I gotta be?

>>38167985
>I want an qt asian gf
>why not settle for just an asian gf?
ok

>>38167329
>>38167842
>I could lose a couple kilos but I'm not where near a fat ogre like her at the moment
That's a pathetic excuse, but I see you've started fixing yourself regardless of your wife's shitty habits, so good for you. As for your wife, you should get her off of these bullshit meme diets, because she's not gonna lose 25 fucking kilos through fasting, and even if she did, she would just go back to her shitty habits, and gain all the weight back. You should work on getting financially independent, and make it very clear to her that you will leave her if she doesn't lose the weight. You don't want to spend the rest of your life with some fat piece of shit.

>>38167985
Who wants a SE Asian gf?

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>>38168051
Well I'm 190cm and 90kilos.

I'm wearing size 34-36 jeans.

This picture is a very accurate version of her before and after. Except she was a size 6.

>You should work on getting financially independent

Very difficult thing to do since everything is tied and our business replies on suppliers in China.

I'm more or less fucked.

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>>38163144
>I think what set it off was a cute, petite asian girl never stopped staring at me when I was in middle school.
oh god famalam, i know that feel all too well

I'll also add another feel

>tfw when in Shanghai and Guangzhou on business
>Catch girls none stop staring at me and smiling when I make eye contact
>Had multiple woman take my picture calling me thor
>Girls sitting down trying to talk to me when I'm eating lunch alone
>All are 7's-9's and I can't do anything other talking politely due to being married to 5/10 ogre

Also
>Wifes 8/10 cousin who was driving and translating for me during business my visit comes onto me and says she wants to sleep with me in my hotel while we are drinking

>>38168165
Why don't you cheat?

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>>38167357
u dont
lmaoing at your life anonnn

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>>38167924
>I see the girls in the videos and it makes me feel like I settled with my wife. I feel I could have done better.
this is my ultimate fear
i hope my partner never feels this way about me

I'm dying for an Asian poon too. If I can't get an Asian QT 3.14 girlfriend, there is no point in keeping on living.

>>38163144
Holy shit, my dream grill. Absolutely fucking stunning. 20/10 would like her to ferociously rape me when I'm tied and have her post-orgasm torture me for hours.

>>38168551
>a photoshopped, plastic surgery ridden roastie is your dream girl
Disgusting

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>>38168165
good on you for not cheating, but honestly, i dont see any other way for u to get pussy
unless u find it worthit to drop your business and become NEET
it isnt that bad senpai

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>>38162985
>that gook hybrid

lmao

this is spot on BTW

>>38162813
The girl in the pic looks so cute, but it's sad that she's a whore whore dresses like that and probably takes a billion dicks every week.

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>>38168696
>cute
>that is cute
????????
??what??
????????

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Literally just exist
>>38163144
>>38168111

these two autists/chads are both proof

>>38168716
Look at her bracelets and the hearts on her tits, faggot.

They're cute

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>>38168165
>stealth bragging about gooks find a white man attractive

you are only proving everyones point of gooks being golddggers you jackass

>>38168766
yeah, and look at those hips. sooo cute right?

>>38168782
She's built like a male midget

>>38168777
>gooks being golddggers

They have no clue what I earn mate.

Also it's more likely that their income or family is as wealthy as I am.

>>38168716
>asian
>cute panty
>cute hearts on boobs
>cute flower bracelets

>>38168872
>finding the whore attire "cute"
ik u are trolling but still

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJsd3F3U0Ws
lmao duddde

>>38162813
wonder if she was groped or raped while she was there

>>38162985
This picture is too real :^(

>>38162813
nothing
Do nothing and you'll be able to get multiple Asian whores

>>38168716
She has a nice face and her arms look so tiny.

>>38162813
move to asia fellow robot. white guys are so rare that even if you are ugly, you will be wanted.

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>>38170254
>>38168872
Look at her arms and proportions! Her cheecks are to swolen, like got a tooth removed. She's built like Jeb Bush's wife. She looks like a rice goblin.
>>38168716
They're yellowfeverfags: even a 6ft tall tranny from thailand would be considered "cute" to them.

A Cute girl is thin, has a doe like face. Big eyes, cute small lips, and pretty pink nips

>>38164051
this anon is living the dream

>>38170519
I normally like thin girls, too, but she looks muscularfat, and not just fat, which is okay too. I wouldn't find a 6' tranny cute, because I like short girls (like between 4'10 and 5'3").

>>38162985
>getting a gf necessarily means you'll have children with her
what did he mean by this

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>>38162813
Literally just move to Japan/Korea. That's all there is to it. Make some effort to dress yourself better and not be a total autismo, and be white, and the girls will be lining up for you in Asia.

All you need is at least a Bachelor's degree and then at the least you can English teach. I'm speaking from personal experience here, my game in Japan went up at least fivefold compared to me in America.

>>38168051
>meme diets
This, being thin is a lifestyle not a diet.

>>38167329
The story reminds me of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NseJ9llGbBE Except you have it worse.

>>38163929
Honestly he'll be about 5'9-6'0 don't stress too much, makes sure he eats well growing up.

>>38170213
>>>r/happas

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>>38163006
>aimed at teens with a social life
I wish i had friends desu

>>38170567
Until he spawns an Elliot Rodger

>>38167926
>way more AMWF couples than the other way around
Never saw that in my whole life. I've only seen the opposite...

>>38165362

ur dumb as fk lmaa00a0a