Ideal GF/BF

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>>38162580
why the different filename?

>>38162603
Sorry, my phone did that.

c-can i wait with you senpai?

>>38162580
Semi thicc (optional)
Likes cuddling. (Optional)
Has to be a girl (female)
Robot (required)

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lf dominate gf to dominate my boipucci.

I listen to cute denpa song.

>>38162650
>robot
>female
pls kill yourself, stop encouraging them

>female
>shy/introverted
>similar interests
>cute

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I'm Male

Female (Female)
Ideal:
>18-25
>Loyal
>Petite, Shorter than me (I'm 5'10")
>Caring
>Virgin like me
>A bit subby but still willing to speak her mind
>Attractive to me even if she's not conventionally cute/attractive
>Passionate for her interests,something nerdy is cool but I don't really mind what she's into.
>Some shared interests, reading fiction, some videogames and anime
>Shy, but talkative when you get to know her, and talks to me throughout the day
>I don't care if she thinks she's a mess or is at a low point in her life I'm willing to be there for her and help her up
>To elaborate on earlier, I want us to help each other make it together
>Open Minded, and truly open minded and we can talk about deep subjects

Bonus:
>Pale
>Green or Blue Eyes
>Dark Hair
>Thinish, like under 130

This is just my ideal, I don't think I'd ever meet a girl like this exactly but yeah. The most important thing to me is loyalty. I want to give myself to a girl and I want her to give herself to me

>>38162671
:( ok how about this
Semi thicc (optional)
Kind (optional)
Female (female)
Depressed to the point of disconnection (required)

>>38162580
>homely girl
>likes cuddles
>likes smooches

:(

>>38162702
This man.
Maybe change from petite to any body time that's not super fat/morbidly obese

>>38162702
aw cute gf anon, hope you find somebody like that

>>38162743
Its just my ideal. Like...a dream girl.

I just meant petite as in smol, but if her personality fit I dont mind if she wasn't petite.

>>38162780
I was just pointing out the changes i would make but worded it wrong

But yeah dude. I agree 100%

>>38162797
I'll probably just change it to small girl instead. I think petite might mean something I don't think it means

>>38162745
thanks anon...

i hope you find a nice person to be with too

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I used to want a cute robot, but I had to break up with one who hated me more and more for being chad-like and functional. I didn't know that was even a possible outcome
Now I guess I'm supposed to settle for normies? But that's a tough pill to swallow

My Ideal Girl
>Catholic
>Virgin
>Grew up in her teens years with sexual guilt
>Had never exactly had a boyfriend irl
>fat ( weighs around 195 lbs )
>average height ( around 5'5 )
>hairy
>can cook and clean
>bachelor's degree in economics
>30+ yo

If I could find a girl like this I would do everything in my power to marry her and be a man worthy of her affection.

>>38162880
get a cyborg anon.

thats awful though im so sorry.

>>38162890
nice mexican thread repost man

>>38162890
these are just the exact specifications of that mexican chick (read:fake post)'s thread

like anyone's ideal anything exists on this website

>lives near me
>doesnt puke when she looks at me
>willing to hold my hand without me having to pay her

thats all desu

>>38163034
My ideal girlfriend browses this website. She hates me now though.

>>38163076
I can guarantee she and you are garbage and should be set on fire

>>38163107
This is a nice thread anon, please leave. Dont bully

>>38162986
>>38162920
I know the thread exists (and it's obviously fake) but these points are accurately representative of my actually ideal gf.

Catholic because I'm Catholic
Virgin/Nobf for obvious reasons
Fat because I'm an unapologetic chubby chaser
Average height because I'm average height
Hairy/30+ yo because I've got a cougar fetish too
Can cook and clean so she would be an equals
Bachelor's degree do we can ascend to upppet middle class together

>>38163121
It's not bullying that's what I think and most likely the truth. You probably know it too but wont admit it

>>38163107
Well, you're right and I agree.
>>38163121
is not me.

>>38163121
See? He agrees >>38163140

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Me:
>20
>6'4 but skinny
>White
>Long wavy brown hair and Hazel eyes
>University for design degree
>Play basketball a lot, so in decent shape physically
> KHHV
>Does not watch porn
>Shy and introverted around strangers but I can open up
>like fashion
>Don't party
>Can be romantic and emotionally connected once I know you
>Would like to spend time doing QT things with a girl together
>willing to do LDR even though I'm a bit weary now

Her:
>18-24
>Femlet hopefully
>Asian or white
> Pure KV too
> In medical school or is planning to be a doctor
>Intelligent, caring and understanding
>Loyal
>Into fashion as well
> Hopefully has cute hobbies like cooking, or drawing
>Is nerdy or geeky

Chances are slim i know

I don't even know. I'm not good enough to have an ideal yet.

>>38162580
>smart
>modest
>mentally stable
>somewhat introverted
>not fat

I would be 100% satisfied with at least three of these in a girl. Except the last one. That's mandatory.

Why would you want a doctor gf? god damn i hate doctors.

My perfect GF would be as like to myself as possible I think.

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Crispy but with a better taste in music

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Why do people like thicc girls so much?

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Physical:
>short, 5'0
>chubby but mostly puts on her weight on her lower half, has a large but somewhat dumpy ass (pic related is the type of ass I'm talking about)
>moderately large breasts, DD-G cup
>white and pale, short brown hair, and blue eyes with glasses
>average looking face with soft features
>mainly has a cute aesthetic

Personality:
>quiet and anxious
>soft-spoken but is able to carry on conversations with me
>into anime, the world, internet stuff like 4chan, and drawing (the latter to mirror me being into writing)
>intelligent, high IQ around 130
>has roughly my views, or at least enough to where we won't get into fights over them
>likes to go out and do things like Disney or go to restaurants and movies
>virgin so we can be the only people we've ever been with

I want a girl with cute hair.
Also I want a tall girl, who also wants to have kids eventually.

never date a girl who wears shorts or a shirt to the pool or beach

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>>38162580
>try to talk to a guy from here that i met from the last thread or two
>he is avoiding me

>>38162580
>a good sense of humor
>enjoys cuddling
>is willing to let me help her
>loyal
>compassionate
>best friend
>preferably introvert but don't mind if extrovert
>could care less about body type but isn't morbidly obese
>any hair color but not tumblr grade bullshit
>not a heavy drug user preferably not a drug user at all but I don't mind if she is
I'm pretty content on not having a gf/wife but it would be great to have someone to cuddle with and tell her everything is going to be alright and that I'm here for her

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wtb pro Assad gf pst

>>38163682
I'll talk to you if you have steam

>>38163682

Have you left the last message? He might think you're the one doing the avoiding

>>38163728
i do not have a steam account, apologies

>>38163733
i did leave the last message earlier today. feels bad man

>>38163768
Why do you think he's avoiding you, did yall have an argument or did something awkward happen?

>white
>virgin
>5'7"-8" (i'd rather die than have a manlet kid)
>18-21
>DD minimum
>thin waist
>orthodox christian
>nat-soc
>likes anime
>wants 5+ kids
>believes a wife should be her husband's subordinate

>>38163780
there wasnt any form of argument. i thought we got along well too, despite a small amount of awkwardness

>>38163823
It could be that he's just busy,,,but yeah.
That sucks anon.

What post were you/was he in the last thread

>>38163823
Maybe you revealed something about yourself that made him not want to talk to you anymore.

>>38162580
>White
>18-22 years old.
>Long blonde hair.
>Blue eyes.
>5'2'' - 5'10'' tall.
>Is slim or has normal weight.
>Atheist/agnost
>Virgin
>Must not be a leftist.
>At least average intelligence.
>Is an outgoing type.
>Will occasionally join my hobbies such as skateboarding.
>Is feminine in behavior and hobbies.
>Loves cuddling.
>Doesn't have mental illnesses.
This is too perfect these days, I might need a timemachine to get back to Berlin in 1936 I guess.

>>38163682

The girl I was talking to from that thread isnt replying to me either

Send me your skype if you'd like to talk

[email protected]

>>38163870
>doesn't have a mental illness
>/r9k/

I don't really have an exact idea of an ideal partner, just guidelines. I just want a girl who doesn't drink, smoke, or party and is loyal. A girl who is affectionate and clingy and shares my nerdy hobbies or at least understands them and had her own nerdy hobbies. She doesn't have to be super attractive, just not fat or taller than me (I'm 6'2"). I don't care about her exact looks.

Tbh I'm actually not considered a robot. I'm tall and a bit muscular and attend university. I've had girls, some average, some quite qt like me. Some straight up just wanted to fuck but I rejected them because the thought of being with those types of girls like that gives me anxiety. I'd much rather be with a girl I met on r9k. I'm still a kissless virgin by choice, and hope to be a virgin until I meet my soul mate.

>>38163870
>Atheist
>Virgin
>Is feminine
>Will skateboard with me
>Agnost/atheist
>Doesn't have a mental illness
Holy contradictory values batman. I'm guessing you're 18-22 because holy shit you're retarded

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just a female robot who I can laugh and cuddle with. chatting all night about the world, the universe, anything really. But maybe that's just called a friend.

>>38163849
i saw him online earlier, so he isnt busy

>>38163859
probably, so. i cant read minds and find out sadly

>>38163872
it would be weird it was you

>>38163870
Agnostic/atheist but not leftist? Good luck anon.

>>38163897
what do you look like anon? originally tho!

>>38163914
Well. His loss I guess

I'd talk to you anon but just for friends for now cause I don't know anything about you yet.

>>38163902
Those are all possible but it's very rare to find someone like that. Finding a conservative atheist will already be a challenge.

>>38163963
Atheism by definition is a mental illness so no it is impossible

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I want someone to bully me. Post your info

>>38163982
Needing religious fairy tales to conform to retarded group mentality is more like a mental illness.

>>38163982
I guess I'm mentally ill now. Fuck.

>>38163956
i would be fine with that. although, if he did stop talking to me because of something i said about myself you might end up doing that too

>>38162580
- Required
>female
>heterosexual
>skirt under knees only - unless if wearing swimsuit or going to bed
>chamise only - unless if wearing swimsuit
>no premarital sexual intercourse
>no premarital kinky shit
>no allergies pertaining to a Dog
>knowledge in house making skills
>primarily of European ancestry
>Orthodox Christian (or willing to convert)
>Okay with being referred to as Autistic

- Optional
>allergy pertaining to a cat
>knowledge of History (specifically from 1760 to 1840)
>Scottish

Well, if it has yet to work in reality - maybe there is someone just as Autistic as I am in the opposite sex.

>>38164020
Posting your 3rd grade knowledge of theology doesn't do anything but make me laugh

>>38164024
Knowing you have a problem is a good place to start

>>38164043
I doubt it. I'm pretty non judgemental. What do you use, discord?

>>38163897
6'2"
Brown eyes
Short dark hair
Glasses
Bushy eyebrows
Butt chin
Mostly clear skin, a few freckles
Big arms, chest, and back
Little bit of belly fat, no abs :(
Wide shoulders
Decently strong legs

>>38164073
^ This was meant for
>>38163931

Original commentfmkdhmdgnd

>>38164050
If it can't be proven by science it's fairy tale nonsense, and should declare the person making religious claim insane.

>>38164081
>>38164073
wow you sound PERFECT
how can i contact you

>>38164064
yes, i prefer discord. what is your tag?

>>38164162
Arashi#0620

>>38164096
You really think you're making a solid claim there with that regurgitated front page of /r/atheism drivel don't you. You're an intellectual midget whose doing nothing but parroting what you heard other people say and it's painfully obvious you haven't given this topic a single second of thought or research

In other words, you're a retard

ideal:
>cute
>tsundere
>little or no romantic experience

acceptable
>will acknowledge me

>>38164127
Before I post any contact info,
Are you a girl?
Do you live in the US? If so, what state ?

>>38162580

Not sure if I believe knowing what an ideal partner is, but here is some short notes on my ideas.

I'm looking for a girl who doesn't like to party or smoke or be a degenerate.
Hopefully a girl who is clingy in some way, or at least affectionate but still isnt afraid to bully or make fun of me a bit. A girl who is intelligent and smarter than I am, but is looking to improve not only herself, but us together.
Hopefully the girl is smol, because I find that QT. I prefer Asian or White, but its not a dealbreaker.

A bit about me, I'm probably considered a cyborg here. Very tall, lanky, currently in university and play basketball. I think I would be considered to have a somewhat attractive face, at least judging from some of the female attention I get. However, I am shy and introverted and never have capitalised on these situations because I have always imagined losing my KHHV to a soulmate who is also a KHHV, or at least a KV.

>>38162660
I am a boy that wants to dominate you Sharo...

>>38164188
The burden of proof is on you. Give me proof anything of your fairy tales you believe in has any truth to it.

>>38163997
Are you m or f? Are you into femdom?

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>personality like a smug brat
>slightly assertive to combat my passiveness
>similar yet also different taste in everything
>into anime/manga/games
>into art/drawing
>doesn't want a whole lot out of life
>okay with minimal style comfy (?)

I end up thinking a lot more about an ideal life than an ideal person. The ideal person is more the icing on the cake than the focus of what I want.

>>38164174
>>38164162
Anon, if you're still ITT I'm gonna go to sleep in a few minutes most likely, I'll accept the request when I wake up

>emotional and clingy
>always wants my attention and to spend time with me
>will freak out if I even look at another girl
>slightly insecure and clumsy, a bit weird overall
>likes to be romantic and always wants to cuddle
>we are the most important thing in each other's lives
>believes the only relationships worth having are the ones that lead to marriage
>can share every ounce of herself with me and can engage in meaningful deep conversation
>will probably kill me or herself if I break up with her

Robots say these types of girls are nothing but problems but it's always been what I've wanted beyond anything else

>>38164774
What's your discord? original desu senpai

>>38164784
Something like that minus the suicide

>>38164840
Its in the backlink you replied to.

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>introvert bordering on agoraphobic
>musician or writer or something similarly artistic
>bully as heck
>into vidya, tabletop games, and a little weeby
>patient
>high tolerance for clinginess and affection
>logical and skeptical to balance my bleeding heart idealism
>good sense of humor

that's really the only things i can think of! i'm really not sure what i want physically, i guess i like glasses sometimes but i don't think even that matters all that much.

>>38164656
i would absolutely befriend your ideal
>>38164784
they're not a problem as long as you know what you're getting into and you don't use her instability as a way to control and manipulate her. you're probably a kind person to seek people like that out though, so more power to you!

>>38164883
I'm not musician but I'm an introvert

I want to get into tabletop games, but Ive never had anyone to play with. I don't know if I'm a bully but the rest is me. Do you want to get in contact?

>>38164875
Pretty sure that's the discord of the guy he was talking to. I saw he said people were ignoring him so I thought he could use someone to talk to.

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anyone wants a semi stable, semi decent looking infp boyfriend??
im tall and of average weight ; ;

>>38164955
You got it mixed up. I'm the person who posted the discord. The person who got ignored, asked me to post mine, so I did. but they never sent me a request so I just let them know I was going to sleep pretty soon, and if they sent it, I'll accept it tomorrow.

>>38164927

Not him but I'm pretty much the same, if he doesn't respond I'd love to talk to you

>>38164995
Oh I see, it's never nice hearing about people getting ignored even in places like this.

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>be me, earlier tonight
>currently in a shut in phase
>need to go to the corner store to pick up some food to continue the shut in through tomorrow
>get there, the regular middle eastern bro is working the counter (he's there from open to close every day), don't worry he's comfy
>a grill walks in
>neon hair
>skinny, but not the healthy kind
>hastily dressed in punkish gear
>4-5 out of 10 at best
>she tools around for a while
>she checks out in front of me
>don't really think anything besides:
>"she's totally a fembot"
>probably a bit unstable and weird
>go home
>cook dinner
>watching tv and having a drink
>start thinking about life, and the fembot I saw earlier
>realize I'm a piece of shit
>not attractive, not /fit/, not mentally stable
>but I'm an autist and have a good job in tech, so I could be a provider
>realize I need a fembot

holy shit bros. only someone as damaged as me could ever love me. someone exactly like the fembot I saw tonight.

I know what I need to do now. I need to find a fembot. people will probably judge me when they see me with a degenerate (I can somewhat pass as a normie), but I don't care. I know what I need now.

feels good bros. I have a purpose now.

>>38164927
yeah sure i'm definitely down to talk!! do you have an email or discord or something?

>>38165135

Yeah I posted my discord earlier to help console an Anon but I'll do it again

Arashi#0620

>>38163538
Wow, almost all of this is exactly me, except for a couple physical details.
contact info? i'd love to see if we get along.

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Caring and devoted idealist with admireable values and virtues. Gal that lives a philosophy of own.

I'm a guy

>She wants to have a nice family with me
>Wants me to be a Qt househusband for her
>Is ok with how clingy I am towards her
>Is domniate

I'm such a hopeless romantic who wants to just have a love like this.

>all these guys wanting virgin girls
I'm so sorry for you guys if you're in western countries.

>>38162580
My Ideal GF
>Age
16+
>Height
Below 5'10 (height doesnt matter really since im 6'4)
>Weight
Skinny or thicc
>Race or nationality
I dont actually mind race desu
>Personality
Introvert, Dominant, funny, Kinda Bitchy
>Interests
Film( this one is super important for me since i want someone that will put up with me, since most of my time is spent watching Films),Books, Art