you can't outrun your loose handshakes

>>38162511
You're a big handshaker.

Doing the lords work with these posts. This is what r9k is all about.

This forced meme needs to stop.

>>38162560
concerned about your limp hand? practice makes perfect champ. one day you'll walk right in there and give the manager a firm handshake. you'll get hired on the spot

if 5 minutes in paint is all it takes to keep this board alive, anyone can save /r9k/ this board is reliant on the people now

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>>38162511
ONE SHAKE IS ALL YOU NEED
BOOM-LAY-BOOM-LAY-BOOM
FIRM-GRIP PHILOSOPHY
BOOM-LAY-BOOM-LAY-BOOM

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>>38162511
what is a job? a miserable little pile of firm handshakes