TELL ME ABOUT HANDSHAKE DAD. WHY DOES HE SHAKE THE HAND?

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No one cared who I was until I shook the hand.

>>38160450
that's a firm handshake

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>>38160450
If I shook your hand, would I get the job?

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>>38160464
It would be extremely useful...

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>>38160493
You're a good businessman

Dadposting is officially approved by me.
t. Mod on another board

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>>38160589
For you. [labored breathing]

>>38160590
I guess mods truely are cancer then

>>38160590
I bet you got your position with a little initiative and a firm handshake. way to go champ

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>>38160450
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>>38160464
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>>38160600
This meme is great. Whoever the one guy pushing it is, I love you and keep doing it.

We're witnessing the birth of an epic new meme.

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>>38160620
Been brute-forcing this since Sunday morning, and it's pretty much taken a life of its own. I'll be damned if I stop now.

Are you the same guy who does the morning coffee and the wagecuck threads???

>>38160620
Okay but please don't kiss my ass it makes me uncomfortable

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>>38160745
The wagecuck singing threads -- you may remember the cover of "I Ran" -- and some of the Party Posting ones as well, son.

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>>38160626
>le epic meme

Stop and leave before you fucking kill it, newfag.

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Yes, the grip tightens!

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>>38160626
This is Third Impact...