Why shouldn't I cut your dick off, anon?

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>>38159493
>Why shouldn't I cut your dick off, anon?

I'm getting my dick removed soon
my orchi is next month

not even trans I just need this thing gone

>>38159493
because there is no chance a woman would allow me impregnate her anyway, so cutting it off is a waste of effort on your part.

>>38159493
because I'd die and I just want to make the world a better place

It would be extremely painful o

>>38159514
>not even trans I just need this thing gone
So what the fuck is wrong with you exactly?

>>38159514
Can I fuck your severed boy hole?

>>38159514
cool, a lot of people wouldn't have the guts to do something like that, they'd just do what they were "supposed" to do.

>>38159745
>a lot of people wouldn't have the guts to do something like that
Yea it's almost as if cutting pieces of your body off for no reason is insane

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>>38159659
>So what the fuck is wrong with you exactly?
I just don't want my penis anymore, is it really that revolutionary of a concept
I don't need it. I dislike how it wiggles when I walk around, I would be better off without it.

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>>38159970
I am a perfectly functional member of society

why are you so hung up about this penis thing?

>>38159829
Why not? It's your body and it's only around 80 years or so. It's going to fall apart eventually so why not customize it while you're in it?

>>38159939
Yea you belong in an insane asylum OP

holy shit I hate the mods, 4chan is truly dead

>>38160003
> It's your body and it's only around 80 years or so.
Right, precisely bc it's fragile and temporary you shouldn't give in to your mental illness and mutilate it retard

>It's going to fall apart eventually so why not customize it while you're in it?
Now apply this brilliant reasoning to anything else and realize how retarded it is

>>38159514
at least make it a pussy

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>>38160047
Gettting an orchiectomy is just like the next level of getting tattoos or ear rings

I will like how much cleaner I'll look down there without a ballsack hanging around

there is literally NO reason not to modify your body this is the 21st century we have the technology

>>38160050
no that's disgusting

>>38159514
>my orchi is next month
What the fuck is an orchi?

Is that separate from getting your willy snipped?

>>38160169
>Gettting an orchiectomy is just like the next level of getting tattoos or ear rings
Meaning even dumber? And for no added gain but only massive loss?

>I will like how much cleaner I'll look down there without a ballsack hanging around
Right, let's sterilize and make ourself impotent because it looks "nicer"

>there is literally NO reason not to modify your body this is the 21st century we have the technology

The technology has been around since paleolithic times moron. Tribes in godless places including Afrika do all sorts of weird crazy shit to their body.
Very few are retarded enough to chop off their dicks though.


But yes, go ahed. Fortunately you won't pass those genes along.

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>>38159514
>not even trans I just need this thing gone

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>>38160169
\r9k\ people

why would you want to do something so horrific?

>>38159493
I used to talk to a Chad online that wanted me to cut his dick off. He wanted his balls crushed, too. I miss him dearly.

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>>38159514
anon wtf
Hurting yourself isn't good

>>38160700
ahahah nigga how is chopping off muh dik "hurting myself" ahha just shut up

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I expected a fetish thread but it's just some robot who wants his dick chopped off because of how it wiggles

>>38161083
I get you, honestly. I've been thinking about getting my toes removed.

>>38161214
>I get you, honestly. I've been thinking about getting my toes removed.
all of them?

>>38160169
Alright, your balls give you significant amounts of testosterone.

Testosterone makes you feel good.

YOUR BALLS MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD. Anyway this is bait. No doctor would ever perform it on a healthy patient.

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>>38161209
If that's what you're here for I can deliver.

>>38159939
Why do only white people end up like this? The rest if the world breeds like cockroaches while white men cut their dicks off and raise dogs instead of kids

>>38159493
Because I'll slash ya fuckin tits off if you do.

>>38162251
There are pro and cons of testosterone.

For example it is well documented that eunuchs have about a 6-7 year longer life expectancy on average.

Some cons being weaker bones and less strength.

>>38162346
>Because I'll slash ya fuckin tits off if you do.
With your fingernails? While bleeding?

>>38162190
Yeah. They just get in the way. You can't stub what doesn't exist.

>>38159493
It's not hurting anything but my self-esteem so you're wasting time and effort that could be spent on more dangerous men.

Because it will just grow back anyway.

>>38162280
You get one (((guess))) as to who's pushing this shit and why (((they))) have a particular beef with white people.

>>38159493
Because you haven't even tasted it!

I had my ears removed last year, it sucks, I have no directional sound anymore.

>>38162280
>Why do only white people end up like this? The rest if the world breeds like cockroaches while white men cut their dicks off and raise dogs instead of kids
I'm not white. Why did you assume that?
I'm asian

>>38163348
I guess your conspiracy doesn't hold up too well does it

>>38163442
>I had my ears removed last year, it sucks, I have no directional sound anymore.
at least your head is a smooth ball now
that's a cool body mod I might get that one done some day

I've already had the docs removes three of my fingers

>>38159493
Because that would be a crime

>>38162259
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Good thing that was a fake dick.

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>>38159595
>It would be extremely painful
You're a big guy
Oregon

>>38164480
>he thinks it's fake
should I tell him?

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>>38164535
I'm going to cry actual tears right now.