I WILL NOT MASTURBATE UNTIL I LOSE MY VIRGINITY

have fun never jerking it again then.

I lost my virginity years ago

I think Ima go fap right now

this is actually a good mindset and I think im gonna adopt it. Desperation will do the trick.

>>38155986
I probably could have had sex ages ago but I masturbate so much that I just don't care about trying.

have fun crying every night then

>>38157420
its impossible to cry on nofap. the testosterone produced eliminates all emotion

>>38157517
nice bait, won't bite that one

>>38157517
If only that was the case, then I would be brimming with so much testosterone that I would be a body-builder without any effort.

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>>38157630
That's right faggot, no teeth when you suck my fucking cock! COOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKK oh my God fucking get stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON.... WEED! Smoke pot and jack off!

I just wanna stop masturbate once and for all. I'll probably never lose my virginity anyways.

I once went 28 days without masturbating and when I came it was all gloopy like porridge. The most satisfying experience ever though.

>>38155304
I will follow your example, brother

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Why is /r9k/ full of christcucks? Holy shit go away already faggots.

>>38157808
OP here. I don't believe in god I'm just addicted to masturbation and its killing my libido. I can't cut it down, when I have one I have four more. Cold turkey is the only way for me.

>>38157808
your too angry at god to not believe he doesn't exist atheistcocksuckingfaggot

okay, so for the people who actually don't masturbate for long periods of time: how do you deal with wet dreams? sometimes I jerk off solely because it's been a while and I don't want to mess up my boxers

>>38158122

I'm not the one spamming Christian threads all over /r9k/ and /pol/ you angry christcuck. Then you christcucks complain about oppressed you are when people disagree with you.