/britfeel/

Any last minute interview tips lads?

Fuck I've got work in 12 hours

last thread was a bit too gay for my liking, if it persists into this one i shan't be participating

britfeel is buggery free

I'm in dire need of that image where pepe is kicking another retarded pepe in the face. Please lads, you're my only hope

>>38155357
You're an outgoing team player. You like working with people to solve a problem. You like being a part of something bigger. You like seeing the results of a hard days work.

Just tell them what they want to hear.

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>>38155382
Get to sleep wagie, we wouldn't want you to be slacking on the job tomorrow, would we?

>>38155357
WHO the FUCK has an interview at 11pm???

I'm gay, lads. Help me stop

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>>38155403
Here ya go lad
originale

>>38155398
don't be jealous ebin

>>38155406
I feel sick just seeing those lies, but you're probably right. Do people actually say things like that and they don't just smell the cookie cutter bullshit a mile away? Surely no one means it.

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Can you imagine millions of tildes sperm swimming around inside ebin's bumhole?

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>>38155357
I suggest a firm handshake

>>38155469
>tilde having sperm

he's ruined his body

>>38155436
Thanks for donating lad. Here's what your image has been up to
>>38155460

>>38155469
And a million of mine swimming around in tilde's? Yes

>>38155468
They know. It's just to make sure you're actually dead inside and need this job for the money.

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Hey doxxlad. Doxx this

>>38155426
Night shift, innit

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>>38155483
I already do that one. My brother once said I had a weak handshake and I have never got over the hurt.

>>38155510
How horribly depressing. Apparently it's a 'face fits culture' there. I'm not entirely sure what that means but let's be honest, my face doesn't fit. Surely it means a normie? I watch Game of Thrones and Marvel films, that's good enough right?

>>38155544
>he posts a pic of his testicular cancer

>>38155544
Your seam is yellow.

>>38155544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2gly0HUKas

Whom /chronicfatigue/ here?

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>>38155287
Also, remember to save my (slightly) updated OP images lads, I don't want to be seeing OP images from June halfway through July, okay?

>>38155581
I mean I'm tired all the time but I assume that's a drug abuse/laziness issue

>>38155581
Not me, I definitely don't suffer from depression haha

>>38155544

You have a hydrocele, happy?

>>38155581
thats not real lad, thats what pop stars have when theyre too hungover to concert

>>38155581
I got you.

I wonder what's causing it. Probably my fucked sleep schedule.

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>>38155287
SURPRlSE SURPRlSE

>>38155555
I wonder who got the quints of truth

I bought toybox turbos on someones recommendation
having a blast

Somehow lucked my way onto a tram home from Radiohead. Now I can relax on /britfeel/ with a beer before going to bed.

>>38155713
It's a fun game. I hear the new, actual Micro Machines game that Codemasters just put out is pretty crap though.

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How do you guys feel about this documentary?

https://youtu.be/D1r-BorbQyk

Pic unrelated

>>38155774
Would like to see Cara pumped full of cum desu.

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>>38155748
how was it lad?

radiodesu

>>38155620
Ahh yes

I can hardly move to feed myself and I'm doing it all for fun

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>>38155774
Found in the comments section.

>>38155814
Weird because she looks like a turbo roastie (homely chubby girl, perfect for a drunk chad) who would be on her second spin on the carousel

>>38155774
>25
>96%

Fucking hell...

Original

>>38155789
It was pretty good, played pretty much all the songs I love except for Motion Picture Soundtrack. My 16/17 year old self would probably have thought it was the greatest gig of all time.

wish my dad would go to bed already. idk what he's doing but it's making the internet really slow.

>>38155774
Actual wizards.

>>38155774
>4:50
>the virgin walk

It's real

>>38155884
>tfw your dad used to have porn night, every friday until 3am

>>38155814
i'm almost 20, i wish i could lose it to a virgin but unless i go after 15 year olds i don't think it's ever going to happen. girls like this are rare

>>38155832
she is probably just saying all that because she is frigid. some girls are afraid of having sex.

I just woke up lads, the absolute state of me. I'm still tired as shit. So this is what being a NEET is like. That said, when I begin to feel despondent over my situation, I just think about how horrible the outside world is. I remember that I shut myself in for a reason. And then I don't feel so bad.

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>>38155832
are you sure about that lad? i mean id defo take her virginity but shes too ugly for chad

>>38155977
I do that same thing. I feel like whatever I do I'm going to regret, so I might as well own my time and be somewhat comfy.

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Just woke up lads, ask me anything

>>38156043
Do you have slavery in the morning or are you in for a comfy night?

>>38156043
>>38155977
I feel like waking up at this time is the worst desu, always felt like shit waking up at 10pm-1am. Best time to wake up is 5pm-9pm.

I'm currently on a normie sleep schedule for the last couple of days though. Not making me feel much better

>>38156076
Comfy night lad, mummy made me some sandwiches for when I'm hungry later

>>38156083
This fucking heat is making a normie sleep schedule miserable.

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>>38156135
try sleeping when its peak heat and brightness during the daytime.

Although I slept through the heatwave days quite easily, missed the worst of it. My area is barely ever hot though

>>38156083
best time to wake up is 4-5am so you can sit in the garden and listen to the birds

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What happened to the anon who held his poo for 11 days?
did he assplode?

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>ITT

It's July 2023..... It's Ebin's 30th birthday

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>>38156197
I-I'm still alive? ha....ha

>>38156178
Sounds comfy but I don't even like going that far from the house. Also my neighbour's windows see into my garden.

>tfw no isolated garden to play guitar in at 5 in the morning

>>38155426
I had an interview at 10pm once for a night shift position.

>>38156206

It's my 25th birthday in 6 days

hahaha

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>>38156223
Can't wait till my birthday in a few weeks haha

>>38156197
What does Ebin look like after 6 years of HRT?

>>38156197

"I don't like this lads, the builders are replacing the wall that collapsed due to the sheer weight of the mold encrusted into it, they are making me nervous"

>>38156206
go to a boxing gym me main man

>>38156237
Is Ebin a tranny?

>>38156257

He wants to be apparently, but he's getting so fucking ridiculous lately I almost feel like he is a BritNormie character. I know he isn't but it's really starting to feel like it

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My parents keep stocking the fridge with fancy shit from M&S when all I want is a Pot Noodle.

Is Ebin the single most active poster of all in britfeel?

>>38156009
said drunk chad as in end of the night doesn't want to go home alone so takes any old fatty

>>38156197
Remember when Poleaboo posted on here before he became infamous for that killing spree in Krakow?

>>38156285

Possibly, although I think I may well come 2nd

>>38156283
M&S sells posh versions of pot noodles lad

Watching db super. on the first episode. seems pretty trash so far

>>38156269
He is a character. Think about the evidence you've seen for his existence.

>>38156310

Look at this archive post from February 2016

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/26676674/#26681069

>>38156348

Oh, I know he exists for sure

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>>38156237
>>38156257
I'm not a tranny. I don't want to be a big masc man though, I'd rather stay slim and cuteish but how long will that last? being a tranny is too much effort and I wouldn't pass

>>38156251
I'd need to start working out for a few months first desu. I think i'd be tempted to do a combat sport

>>38156285
maybe right now, maybe historically theres been more active posters. Its hard to say.

>>38156269
Unfortunately not, I say some stupid stuff cause I have mental meltdowns frequently and lose rational thought

>>38156364
>tfw unironically responded to tilde in that thread with a chink holding an orange. Don't know how people can complain about gayposting now when looking at the 2016 archives

>>38156401
what did he mean by this?

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This show is alright 2bh

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http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/25386775/#25392915

"britfeel will die in 2016"

Well well well....

>>38155774
That middle aged prozzie seemed nice

Wouldn't mind booking her myself...

>>38156415
>I'd rather stay slim and cuteish but how long will that last?

I feel you fampai. I kind of like the skinny aesthetic.

>>38156415
Well, ford have 14 dealerships near you don't they?

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>>38156428
Well well well..
Finally..
It appears it has come to this..
So it appears..
Look at that..
Told you so..
Wellity wellity wellity..

X

>>38156206

If you call this "living".

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>>38156477
this sounds like some cryptic message lad

>>38156415
>I'd need to start working out for a few months first desu.

do mostly cardio lad and light weights if you want to train for it

>>38156188
Hi lad, really nice to hear someone's thinking of me. I was gonna update but I fell asleep. Eventually I shat. I was expecting a huge log but to my horror all that came out was a relatively tiny pebble. It felt like there was a wall of shit still inside me, still feeling slightly uncomfortable. I think this is the point that I have to admit it's not a meme, I have a serious medical problem

i thought she was different, i thought i might actually have a chance but i found out that she has tons of orbiters.

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What's the point behind waifuposting?

Like every thread there's a call, and they post their pictures, but for what purpose?

They don't even talk to each other after that.

>>38156517

Maybe it was lad, maybe it was. Don't forget to remind mummy about putting the bins out next monday

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>>38156586
The problem is that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing /britfeel/ through the /r9k/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of waifuposts, depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /r9k/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible waifuposting is like this.

Post waifus

>>38156285
Active yes. I'm sure others lurk just as much, I have this tab open all day.

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>>38156597

>>38156586
How much can you waifupost before you're basically avataring?

>>38156597
What the fuck are you on about lad

Not original

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Isn't the moon so beautiful lads?

>>38156643
Once a thread any maybe a little more for replies.

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Bubblegum Barr.

>>38156646
He's just being quirky XD. For some reason they find it hard to admit they just crave attention more.

Galaxy > Kinder > Cadburys > Nestle

>>38156658
Doxxlad get 'im!

>>38156666
bubblegum flavoured anything tastes horrible

How much do you think your life would improve if you were 4 inches taller?

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Just had a poo lads wahey

also post hot sauce xD

>>38156666
i could kill for a strawberry jelly and ice cream panda pop.

>>38156597
Is there another way to view /britfeel/ than through /r9k/?

>>38156586
top meme, who ever memed this earned that meme degree

>>38156721
I'd be average height, so it wouldn't bother me like it does now.

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>>38156723
true patrician sauce coming through

>boy racers like to use my road to test their cars because it's big and empty at night
>quietly record them from my window
>submit the evidence to the police
>haven't heard anyone zooming down the road in 2 weeks now

Heh, crime doesn't pay.

>>38156756
don't post that lad ebin will call you a smug redditor

>>38156782

don't worry, ebin is away having a panic attack right now.

>>38156780
gonna get ur 'ead bashed in tho aint ya m8

>>38156312
/who/ originaIIy are you

>>38156721
Piggybacking on this:

How much do you think your life would improve if your dick was one inch longer and wider?

>>38156721
a fair bit but not a lot. i would get noticed by girl more and get more matches on tinder. dont think anything else would change. i would still find it hard to approach women or spazz out if they approach me

>>38156827
Doubt it mate. I'm quite covert.

>>38156840
none. it would be exactly the same.

>>38156839

shipanon, I probably lurk here for 90% of the time that isn't asleep or at work.

It's the first thing I check in the morning and last thing at night.

>>38156721
I'd be 5'11", which is on the taller side of average, but still average.

Would improve a fair bit, because I'd suddenly be slimmer (assuming my weight doesn't increase proportionally)

>>38156840
See
>>38156754
But for dick size

>>38156721
I'd still be a lonely, depressed /sadboy/

>>38156589
I have no idea what day they come for the bins desu. I've never taken a bin out

>>38156721
>>38156840
not at all

>>38156794
not just yet

>>38156904
>I have no idea what day they come for the bins desu. I've never taken a bin out

Don't you think these small steps would help you in life?

>>38156904
>not just yet

If you died, I was hoping the coronor would blame the mold for triggering hyperventilation lol

>>38156921
My parents would look at me strange and tell me not to bother if I offered any help like that. I've been taking small steps in the last few days but its just running me into the ground, I keep getting disabling headaches that I never got before I had to clutch my head and fall to the ground after talking to my parents the other day, its making me strongly consider a GP visit even though I hate them.

>>38156940
haha lol

>>38156879
>>38156285

Ebin and Shiplad are apparently two of the top most active posters but I don't think I've ever seen them interact

something is really pissing me off lads. i cant remmeber the name of a song i am trying to find. i cant even remember the artist. all i remember is that it is a white guy with dreadlocks rapping about political stuff

>>38156966

what small steps have you been taking lad?

>>38156904
I found out just last week that they come on Monday where I live. I've been here for 8 years.

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>>38156972

>tfw we have probably interacted at least 5,000 times anonymously but almost never as 'ebin' and 'shipanon'

>>38156670
Push Galaxy below or equal to Cadbury and I'd be ok with it.

>>38157058
Nope. Nope. NOPE.

Why is Cadbury's always the chocolate of choice for plebs?

>>38157053
I'm here literally 10+ hours a day, as an anonymous sadboy, so you can never tell my posts from others

Hi Ebin, how long will you be up tonight? Nighttime /britfeel/ gets quite quiet without you

>>38156972
we probably have by chance, I made some OC shipman memes a few months ago

>>38156997
On monday I walked a new route to tesco but my chest constricted heavily on the way there so I had to go to mummy in town and get a drink/ride back.

today I washed, went to the dental hygienest then followed parents around town and then had a haircut (mummy booked and talked to them for me, the place was fully empty and its an old women who cuts it so its tolerable, didnt speak a word)

tomorrow I'm supposed to go to foundation maths but that demotivates me and i'll probably crash heavily during the weekend. I'm already strained from all this

this is the first time I'll be out for 3 successive days since I started this recovery like a year ago

>>38157111
Maybe till 3 or 4am or something I'm not sure.

>>38157085
Galaxy has a shitty aftertaste and sticks to the mouth.

I'm sorry at best I can get you is an equal to Cadbury.

>>38157102

I'm also here for about 10+ hours a day and have been since 2014, but I never shippost anymore so you also can't tell my posts from others

>>38157058
Afraid not lad. Cadbury is only good depending on how the chocolate is formed. Wispas and Twirls are god tier, but plain cadburys is shit. Galaxy is consistently goat

>>38157123
Good lad. We're the true face of britfeel

>>38157114

What is your experience with Alcohol? Have you ever tried cigarettes or other drugs?

>white
>6'1''
>oxbridge educated
>financially secure
>not hideously ugly
Where tf is my gf

be honest lads, how better do you think your life would be if your penis were 4 inches longer

>>38157159
Only one girl has ever seen my penis so not much

>>38157159

Not much better, my biggest probably is low income, despite having assets of 300,000 bong

>>38157156
You have to actively search for women

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>>38157173
biggest problem*

>>38157151
none, I have barely been in the presence of drunk people since my parents don't either. They scare me a lot if I see them in public or something which isn't often. I doubt i've even touched a cig.

I don't take any drugs. I haven't even taken a painkiller for years too

I don't know what weed smells like.

>>38157121
Cadbury's is always terribly scuffed though

>>38157126
Galaxy ripple sucks.
So does regular Galaxy.

I just wanted to get a post in before bed. Let's not escalate this now.

Galaxy is designed for women on their period just saying.

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>>38157136

I really hope you make it ebin. You're the only waifuposter I like.

who else here /neverbeenkissed/

>>38157197
I-I'm not Ebin

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>>38157197
>tfw that wasn't even me but another anon who lives in the shadows

I take your compliment heartily though

IMAGINE THERES NO EBIN
ITS EASY IF YOU TRY
NO MEMES BELOW US
ABOVE US ONLY SKY
IMAGINE ALL OF BRITFEEL
LIVING FOOOOR TODAAAY AHA-AH...

IMAGINE THERES NO FORCED MEMES
IT ISNT HARD TO DO
NOTHING TO SHILL OR LIE FOR
AND NO POLEABOO, TOO
IMAGINE ALLL OF BRITFEEL
SHITPOSTING IN PEAAAAACE

YOU MAY SAAAAY IM A MEMER
BUT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
I HOPE SOMEDAAAAAY YOULL JOIN US
AND BRITFEEEEEuuuuuuuEeeeeeel will be as one

>>38157198
I've never been kissed, I've always had to do the kissing

>>38157184
>I don't know what weed smells like.
Yes you do, you just don't associate that stinky sweet herby smell with "oh, that's a smokeable high".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grj0ffXzTFA

You're not alooooone

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>girl I used to be extremely close with added me on facebook
>all the memories come back of us just talking for hours, getting drunk in a field under the stars and making out
>she has a boyfriend
>she's engaged

Her friends told me she liked me but I never took it further. I eventually just stopped talking to her all together and I hate myself for it. Just fucking end it all lads.

Got such a sweet tooth, like a woman. Pretty much have to have dessert after both lunch and dinner, and then some chocolate before bed.

>>38157232
I don't know when I will have smelt it though, do weed smokers smell of it? do people smoke it in the street?

I can't say I've gotten close to any potential weed smokers in a long while but I can't be too sure. it obviously has a distinct smell so I may have but not identified it.

I'd probably judge people even more if I could smell lingering weed on them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b8erWuBA44

The video to this song is britfeel incarnate

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/Tequila Cat 1/

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>>38157278
Milk Cat 111

Ebin what is your morning routine, like what is the very first thing you do after getting out of bed

>>38157156
are you confident though

>>38157258
added you to rub your face in it, the bitch

>>38157274
All the time. Been to a city/town? You will have smelled it. Been around chavs? Smelled it. Public transport? Smelled it.

Sometimes people smoke in the street, and stoners often stink of the stuff 24/7.

Most likely people I've found to stink of it are chavvy type young men walking staffies, if you wanna keep an eye out.

i mean, i just want to die tbqh lads, haha

>>38157381
me too lol

Why though? Just tell us, for a joke, haha

Ebin is it true that when you do a poo you stick your finger up to claw out the remnants

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>>38157310
>>38157278

Friendly Doctor 1978

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>>38157258
Or maybe you're in there

I certainl wouldn't be adding an ex if I were engaged.

What's the worst that could happen lad?
Worst you're still alone
Best you end up together
Better you fuck up her engagement to the chad and she dies a lonely spinster

>>38157254
Thanks mate that was a really nice song. I mean, I am alone though

What do you think of misteeq?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acicmeCO85A

>>38157390
well desu theres nothing in life living for, haha

>>38157328
nothing exciting, depends when I wake up. if it was 5pm-midnight I'd eat then go with my regular internet routine

anything earlier I'd probably just stay laid down with no motivation then check on here. I brush my teeth recently too.

>>38157391
how did you know that? and I do usually but sometimes it all comes clean out. I don't get what I'm supposed to do if theres a bit stuck up half way down that won't go back up and won't come down, what else am I supposed to do? I wash my finger instantly after.

>>38157363
I'll keep an eye out and run and have a good sniff of them haha. I keep heavy distance away from everyone especially degenerate looking people. Theres probably little doubt I have smelt it though. I will keep it in my mind when I'm in a situation where it may be present

>>38157258
You know what you have I do lad: cuck her boyfriend

>>38157440
I know, gonna be alone without a bf forever, how amazing is that! haha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I0vyuVIBXw

why is mike tyson such a fucking legend? wish he was my mate tbqhwy lads

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>>38157405
I wouldn't consider her an ex lad, she certainly wanted to be more than friends but young retarded me couldn't see the signs. I was probably just surprised a girl could a fat loser like me to actually believe it was true. We haven't spoke in about 4 years so I have idea why she added me. I thought I had moved on ffs, did she add me just to remind me that she exists and to bring all these feelings back to me to make me feel like shit because I stopped talking to her

>>38157278
very impressive

ori

>>38157457
>bf

it really isn't hard. Start waifuposting here and add people on steam its almost inevitable

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Watching the cube lads wahey

>>38157391
>>38157448
>tfw repressed memories resurface of me being about 6 years old and pulling poo nuggets out of my arse and hiding them under my bed
>I have no idea why I was doing this

No idea what the fuck happened if/when mummy and daddy found them, if they ever even did. Don't think I want to remember.

>>38157498
fun film desu

>>38157500
I used to do crazy stuff with shit as a kid too more than i'll ever admit even anonymously, wouldn't worry about it

>>38157498
you should watch the sphere next.
then the triangle.

>>38157487
Did you see how long it took a certain someone using that method? He was at it for a year+, and relentlessly so.

Lotta people here don't want actual bfs. They just want the attention

>>38157500
I used to kiss my sister's pussy as a kid.

Not sure how I should feel about that.

>>38157472
Mike Tyson Mysteries is great.

>>38157473
Women are extremely petty so it wouldn't surprise me lad

>>38157511
No but what the fuck would I be doing that for? How does it make any sense?

>>38157534
It's very taboo but when you're very young sibling/cousin incest is very common. It's only weird weird if you're not just curious and have knowledge of what sex is etc.

>>38157525
Theres a lot more than him though, I've seen 3-4 britfeel "romances". Some people after only months, you have to be quite normie for it to happen though like that.

>>38157553
Kids don't have much thought I guess, especially ones with autism

>>38157448
>tfw you were buying into Ebin's cute grill facade but then he tells you something disgusting like sticking his finger into the epicenter of filth whilst on the bog
Completely ruined it

>>38157607
That did it but him living in a figurative cave didn't?

what is the silliest synonym for willy you can think of lads?

Just imagining ebin clawing shit out of his arsehole has me howling

You never cease to amaze

>>38157607
Even though iirc Ebin is an overweight mid 20s lad with phimosis I still like to imagine that he's actually like a real life Ebina-Chan, it makes his posts more charming to me.

>>38157448
I couldn't remember if it was you or that ceiran poster who posted about it, guess that answers it

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>>38157607
I don't sit on the bog, I hover/stand and then stand while checking for rogue excrement. Explain to me how normal people shit then. I get the urge to go, squeeze and it comes out but I can still feel some in there and it won't come out and its already past the point of no return and I have no patience to wait for it if it ever does come out. I reccomend buying into tilde instead, his stock is low since handgate and hes good value.

I have a lot of totally clean shits though

>>38157651
not overweight, I'm at a healthy weight now

>>38157642
Why it's my weanis peanus of course ha ha

>>38157651
>imagine that he's actually like a real life Ebina-Chan
same tbqh, very similar personality

>>38157642
tough one, but i'm going to go with 'ebina'

>>38157685
>Explain to me how normal people shit then
Sitting down?

>>38157685
Nice, I've been gone for a while so I wasn't up to date.

>>38157682
I miss that lad and his OC phone calls

>he doesn't sit he hovers over the bowl while flicking shit out of his rectum

I'm crying lads
I'm going to die

Tilde are you here

>>38157593
>Theres a lot more

I really don't think there is. There are a large amount of people who "think" they're gay, but they actually aren't. I should do a poll sometime, and include the various options, because I would be shocked if there was more than 2 people (and myself) here who were gay and really wanted a BF

Can't stand you ebin worshippers desu.
>>38157746
>Tilde are you here
Insufferable

You're cool though ebin

>>38157744
He still posts he showed is his teddy bear the other day and his sloth plush

>>38157746
hes sleeping

also nobody explained to me a better method yet

>>38157746
Just the image of that lad, howling tbqh

>>38157785
>sitting down, or squatting if that's just too normal for you
>letting the poop come out
>wiping your bum

>>38157785
surely this is bait

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>>38157685
>I don't sit on the bog, I hover/stand and then stand while checking for rogue excrement.

Why the fuck do I even come here

I can't breathe

The day britfeel had to teach ebin how to poo

>>38157685
>I don't sit on the bog, I hover/stand
use to do that, just stopped one day much better not doing it

>>38157607
That's why Ebin is the best waifuposter. All of them try to paint a boring picture of being cute or friendly, Ebin also does it to a degree. The beauty however is that he can't help himself share a story about what a filthy cunt he is or has an autistic, agressive attack towards posters. It's very human and imo charming.

>>38157765
I wouldn't consider them worshippers, if tilde posted his face he'd probably have a a whole religion

>>38157795
no I do that and it goes ok but sometimes theres some that won't come out no matter how much I squeeze, then what?

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>>38157685
>rogue excrement.

>>38157845
no I do that and it goes ok but sometimes theres some that won't come out no matter how much I squeeze, then what?
You leave it in there. The anus is self-cleaning.

Is ebin BritNormie's greatest creation?

>>38157897

Where will it fucking end?

>>38157897
Need a britnormie conspiracy chart

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>Sticking my poo nuggets in the holes of the bath over flow thingy
Bath stunk for years

Ebin can you post a pic of the wall where you crush bugs and stuff

I've brushed my teeth but I can't sleep and I'm hungry as fuck, think I'll watch Interstellar. What do I do, lads? Eat or starve?

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>>38157940
Everyone seems to be a Britnormie creation

>>38157958
You should have a bite to eat lad but don't overdo it. If you let the hunger build you'll eventually give in and binge. Satisfy it now while you still can.

I want to pin Ebin up against his mouldy, filthy wall, hold his face into it, piledrive his tight arse, and jerk his phimosis cock until he cries

When was your first kiss lads? My first was technically when I was like 8-9 and this girl who was my 'gf' was telling me this story and said I had to keep kissing her for her to tell me more. My neighbour saw us and told my mum and I got bollocked for it.

My first proper kiss though was when I was at a party when I was about 15 and this girl I'd known for years led me outside and started necking on with me.

Why was young me such a chad but old me a failure

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Hello all, some of you like my crummy drawings, so I figured I'd let you know the 21st marks my one year anniversary of doing them, and my final daily drawing will be done then. Until then, if you have any requests I'll try to fill the most fun ones.
Thank you very much for you support over this year, it really does mean a lot to me.
I hope that didn't come off as self-masturbatory or anything, it wasn't supposed to.

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>>38157767
Didn't know anyone saw that, in posted it right when the thread died and didn't get any (You)s

>>38157957
most of the walls have some bug remains of sort.

feel I've answered too much tonight, I didn't even mention the shitting thing someone else brought that up from a thread I posted anonymously in ages ago

if I post anymore its just making me aware and thinking about the shocking truths that surround me. I'll never sleep if this keeps up

>>38158030
What a nice anon you are

>>38158030
Jeff goldbloom but he's wearing a gondola like one if those Russian hats

>>38158049
looks like its suffering from PTSD

>>38158001
tilde we've talked about this, not yet.

>>38158001
At least you'd know my arse would be clean(ish)

>>38158080
Like Tilde would ever top. Hormones have killed the erections

>>38158137
Not once I'm through with it

Just imagining a household where tilde is vomiting up a KFC bucket while ebin is clawing nuggets of rogue excrement out of his anal passage in a house with mouldy walls and bug corpses everywhere

>thread has devolved into poo, bums, and willies
Late night /britfeel/ is so much better

Someone post poopoo pepes for me?

>>38158170
Sounds like a David lynch film

>>38158165
I haven't had an erection in 2 or 3 days now, my libido has disappeared for some reason

>>38158195
I'm sure it'd come back when my dick is in your arse, and I'm rolling my thumb around the incredibly sensitive head of your dick

>>38158057
I don't know if I can make it look like Jeff, but I'll give it a shot.

>>38157978
how do you know you're not a creation of britnormie lain-chan

Really wish I had my boyfriend in my arms right now
It's so nice holding someone who you know loves you and adores you back

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>>38158174
This is my favourite PooPoo PeePee, please treasure it

Really wish I had my girlfriend in my arms right now
It's so nice holding someone who you know loves you and adores you back

>>38158233
You've always done a good Jeff in the past. I believe in you

>>38158030
thought you'd stopped posting lad

why are you gonna stop

>>38158249
Why is this scatalogical childish shit so hilarious? Is it just my autistic mind?

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>>38158237
I haven't been to any service stations and I don't look like Curly watts

>>38158237
he is a bait character, he just randomly popped up talking about his britfeel bf right when it was a controversial topic

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>>38158272
What, no I didn't. I mentioned a meeting, I didn't mention a BF. In fact, I explicitly said it wasn't my BF because we hadn't met before.

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>>38158080
>looks like its suffering from PTSD
He always looks like that if you look at him from the side xD
>the voices, THE VOICES

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>>38158249
That is definitely up there, love this one too.

>>38158306
I've always seen you as a kind of fake waifu poster. Like you've only been here an hour or something but you've somehow managed to plant your existence in the memory of the lads, acting like you've always been here.

>>38158306
Where are you meeting in the country?

@38158312
Get the fuck out, little Facebook nigger

How do you even meet nice women in this country? I think I finally feel like going outside after 4 years of being a NEET

>>38158333
>tfw I've been a poster for years and lain was very nearly my waifu

>>38158351
>he doesn't know how to reply to posts
origorig

@38158376
If you think I'm giving him or (you) a (you), you best have another think coming chum.

@38158376
>he doesn't know it was done on purpose

6 beers in, finally have a slight buzz

>>38158389
>>38158400
>samefagging this hard
originolu

>>38158351
>>38158389
>>38158400
this fucking mong does not know how to reply HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. THIS IS BRITFEEL HISTORY. SCREE SHOT IT LADS SCREEN SHOT IT. I BET HE CAME FROM REDDIT

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>>38158333
That's better than saying I'm some Britnormie character, I guess.

>>38158348
North. I'm not being specific. I mentioned he wanted to keep privacy, and I'm going to honour that.

I'll greentext when I return (unless he tells me not to) on Saturday, or Sunday but don't expect anything wacky or graphic. I'm really not a "character"

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@38158428

ohhdd

>>38158264
I stopped posting most of them here since they weren't very good.
I started drawing at a really shitty time in my life where I wasn't doing anything for weeks and I figured I needed some sort of goal and take up a hobby, so I decided to make a drawing each night for a year using only the drawing tool on /i/. Since then, my life's picked up and I've had a drawing to document an (almost) entire year so the goal I set is nearly done and I can hopefully feel really god about how far I've come and have a night or two off.
In terms of not keeping it up, I'm not pleased with the vast majority of drawings, Krita is a much better tool than Tegaki, and I've lost a lot of sleep by doing these - don't want to get dementia.
I won't stop drawing forever, far from it - I really enjoy it, I'm just not going to do it nightly.
Hope I wasn't blogging too much there

>>38158458
why are you trying to make yourself known? you're nothing special, why would we want to read about your life. i would rather you forced an interesting/funny character.

>Interview tomorrow
>Have to be up before 7
>Shitposting here instead because I'm so lonely
WAKE ME UP

>>38158458
how'd you end up adding them off britfeel? what are you planning to do? ages? looks?

Enough about my willy and more about my bum
I can fit my friendly old thumb
Right in my bum when I do a little fart
Air popped out where my bum hole starts
I found a wasp, put it in my bum
Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb
Silly old wasp, look what you've done
Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum

Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum bum bum bum bum

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Bought Driveclub for my PS4 lads, the graphics amaze me tbqh and I say this as someone that plays PC mostly. The lack of Japanese cars is a bit disappointing though

>>38158501
desu I'm not that interesting in my opinion but a lot of people took to my character so who knows

playing this shitty mobile game to win free shit at blackpool pleasure beach
a wristband is 93634 tickets
I have 6366 in about half an hour
I reckon I have the autism required to do this

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>>38158501
Believe it or not, I don't just post here for you.

Sorry that your ego can't handle it. There's plenty of forced characters for you to laugh over.

>>38158542
Through e-mail. I've actually e-mailed a few people from here over the last year or so.

Food, drinks, comfy walks etc. We look like guys. We're not traps or trannies, or anything like that

>>38158558
>ebin's themetune

>>38158478
any chance you can post the lot? or at least the best bits? when done

>>38158624
have you seen pics of eachother? how far are you travelling?

>>38158624
Oh you're meeting Yorklad?

>>38158681
I can definitely do that. Some of them are really bad, though, so it'll probably be the latter.

>>38158602
What's the game lad is it fun

>>38158599
none of the personalities are interesting tbqh, at least none that i can think of.

>>38158624
>Believe it or not, I don't just post here for you.

obviously but its quite a selfish mind set when you're forcing a personality that most people dont care about. its an anonymous website, if you have a reason for letting yourself being know, you should make it a good one and not to just talk about your mundane life.

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DemonBilbo lad here wahey. Watching cube and eating some doritos haha. Can anyone guess what flavour?

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>>38158269
i think it's just one of those things that unites all men - shit and farts and piss are just innately funny

>>38158725
What makes you entitled to determine what is interesting or not ebin?

Stop acting like a child who screams and shits himself out of jealousy when people are making relationships

>>38158750
The cheesy ones.

>>38158757
Incorrect
I'm not eating doritos

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>>38158753
thats not me, I even responded to this poster here

>>38158599

>>38158725
Speak for yourself mate I like him

>>38158753
im not ebin. ebin does exactly this himself but at least its entertaining to see his posts because he is such an odd character.

>>38158753
>What makes you entitled to determine what is interesting or not

lad, you're just an average fella. nothing wrong with having a mundane life but its another thing forcing it.

>>38158724
not in the least
but it's tolerable

there's probably some kind of
>"one wrist band* for x tickets"
>*wrist band only available with another full purchase
bullshit

I'm at least determined to get some doughnuts for 30,000 tickets

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>>38158697
Yes. I'm traveling about 2 and a half hours I think. I like travelling, it doesn't bother me one bit!

>>38158702
I've never heard of anyone referred to here as "Yorklad", and I'm quite active (without avatar mostly)

>>38158781
That's sweet of you

>>38158780
Amaing how people are still so shit at reading threads

>>38158752
Fuck forgot about this one, this is close to no 1

>>38158873
sometimes I think I should just trip so people stop thinking posts are mine when they're not but I don't I don't think i'm narcissistic enough for it (no offence to tilde haha)

>>38158752
So are pepe and woman friends or enemies? Can someone give me a rundown on the story so far?

>>38158907
Wow, not very nice of you to subtly insult Tilde in that way.

You've always said you're better than that

Finally time for me to get out of bed and brush my teeth I think lads

>The autist who hates tilde and ebin is on night patrol again

>poopoo and willies thread turned into epic personalities again

I take back what I said about nighttime britfeel being better, it was off to such a good pooey start as well...

>>38158923
Hes told me himself I shouldn't trip so I'm I think he knows, If I was subtly insulting him I wouldn't have included the brackets

>>38158944
It was that lain normie faggot, no two ways about it

>>38158914
It's like DBZ, depending on the saga they're mates or sworn enemies.

>>38158907
you are the only personality i actually like here. i think you talk mostly shhit about things but your lack of awareness is entertaining and your attempts at self improvement are fun too.

>>38158907
Wtf Ebin this is like the second time you've slagged off your 'best mate' Tilde in like a week

>>38158932
Its more than one of us lad. We are the silent majority.

>>38158959
By stating "no offence" you knew there was some offence to be taken, then you included a condescending "haha" into the mix

You know what you was doing

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How are we lads?

MGS3 > MGS2 > MGS4 = MGS1 > MGS5 > PW

Is Tomoko-chan around?

>>38158959
dont care who it was, fucking hate this personality meme, same boring shit every time I'm here

>>38159025
2 > 3 > 4 = PW >= 1 > 5
But that's just my opinion. MGR is the most bestest

>>38159039
You're shitting up the thread more than them tbqh mate

>>38158959
>normie faggot

Said the guy who explicitly said he would be happy to date Tilde

Pot, meet Kettle

>>38159025
>PW last
>>38159069
>1 second last

nani

>it's a /britfeel/ turns into a few people bickering over inane shit episode
Why does this always happen? I'm guilty of it sometimes.

>>38159025
MGS 3 > MGS 1 > MGS 5 > MGS 4 > MGR > MGS 2
Never played PW...

>>38159100
It doesn't play well, but by god, it tries its best to be a fun game.

>>38158977
Well go back to being silent please. Tilde's fucked off to bed and ebin can talk about other topics outside of tilde. Do you really want to talk about the personalities you supposedly hate so much all night?

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>>38158973
I actually think i'm like this because i'm so aware though, but thanks lad.

>>38158975
>>38158989
It wasn't meant like that, I mean I would trip since it would avoid people quoting posts thinking they are me. It would help alleviate some posts but I don't think i'm important enough for it so its embarrassing

>>38159025
1 > 2 > 4 > 3 > 5 > PW

but I only finished 3 onwards for the first time in 2013 in a binge so theres nostalgia attached to 1 and 2. Not a massive fan of the series though

>>38158932
Highly unlikely to be poles up this late must be another butthurt lad.

>>38159118
PW is basically a better 5

MGS2 > MGS3 > MGS1 > MGS4 > PW > MGSV

>>38159132
I enjoyed the MGS4 speech that one time you did it

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>>38159112
Oh look everyone, its this guy again

>>38159140
I'm sure it is in plot but the gameplay and scene setting in 5 is so good.

desu the trailers for 5 alone really elevate it for me they're so good. I let kojima off a lot because of the shit with konami

>>38159112
Because we're all miserable and passive agressive.

>>38159132
Just put a trip on so we can filter you, you daft cunt.

Where the FUCK is Grey Fox in MGSV Kojima you hack!

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fucking love being neet tbqh

>>38159172
You can filter him through the filenames if it bothers you so much

>>38159189
Not every post has an image, and that end up filtering posts not by him.

>>38159199
Learn how regex works it's easy to filter letter numbers . jpg/png/gif

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>>38159186

i hate it, but i dont know what else to do, tried multiple times to turn my life around but i just cant do it, makes me ashamed of myself dessy

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>accidentally told the waitress to bugger off

They did something to my food, didn't they.

>>38159218
Again, that doesn't filter all of his posts.

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>>38159186
Just had a long weekend off as a wagie and it feels like no time at all

wageslavery is a prison

>>38159237
Where you eating at 2am lad?

>>38159079
I didn't say it outright, and I don't like the normie methods of finding "dates". My views probably appear contradictory but they make sense in my head.

>>38159148
That might be lost to time now, the hard drive its on isn't very healthy.

>>38159186
how long have you been neet for?

>>38159245
calm down lad, I've just tried making my first trip ever but I don't feel comfortable using it. I might adopt it