Female virgin thread

Post contact and location and someone will.

>>38152995
I dont get why you're talking to guys with that title

>>38152995
Because you want a Chad to do it and not some beta fag on this board

>>38153139
This and this alone.

>>38153139
>>38153261
WE DID IT MGTOW

>>38153139
No, it's because losing it isn't a badge of honor for girls. Why would they want to rush?

>>38152995
>female
>virgin

Kek

>>38152995
fasfdsd

>>38153312
I'm female and a kissless virgin, it's not like they don't exist.

>>38153297
>badge of honor
If it was a badge of honor for her this thread wouldn't exist, now, would it?

>>38153277
We did it, tumblr

>>38153328
I really want to believe you

>>38153328
>no gf to romantically kiss and hold

>>38153328
W-want to be my pure virgin GF?

>tfw never had no dick ever

>>38153351
*>tfw aint never not had no dick never

>>38152995
What do I have to do to get a virgin gf who isn't fat and has stuff in common?

>>38152995
Girls only spread their legs to chads and richfags. Socially awkward betas like me are doomed

>>38152995
>wear skirt and no pantsu
>lay on your back in public
>spread legs
I guarantee losing your virginity is that simple.

>>38153334
It's not that I'm a virgin, I don't care too much about that, it's that no one has even offered. What makes me so undesirable that not even the horniest gender wants to do me?

>>38153338
Then do, I guess, and don't if you don't want to.
I don't mind either way.
>>38153344
>>38153347
*crys*

>>38153386
girls actually like nice guys
the problem is you're not a nice guy
you're just an angry autist who does everything in his power to make himself undesirable to talk to, let alone date

>>38153417
So you're a non-virgin complaining about men not jumping at your feet to fuck you.

>>38153417
>people are offering right now
>"noo I want it in a different way"

>>38153437
Please post contact. I want to hold someone and we can have sex eventually once we love each other.

>>38153437
Im serious , be my gf anon
I dont care about fucking desu, i just want some love :/

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Why don't I have a qt virgin gf right now

>>38153450
I am a virgin

>>38153456
Anons offering doesn't count because they don't know me and live too far away to act upon it.

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Guys please...you're embarrassing me. There's alot of virgin girls on /r9k/. Begging for a girl just cause shes a virgin makes you seem like you only care about the hole b/w her legs. At least ask her what interests she has to see if yall would get along. Christ guys.

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>>38153460
>>38153485
People assume I can get a Chad because of what I look like.
The reason I can't get Chad is because I don't want him (I like skelly pale robots without muscles) and I don't leave my house and talk to people.

>>38153552
anybody who actually wants a nice guy bf probably isn't going to want to date someone this thirsty for vag desu

>>38153417
>It's not that I'm a virgin
>>38153536
>I am a virgin
WHICH ONE IS IT NOW

>>38153565
Thats too good to be true
What do you like to do?

>>38153552
Because very few girls are virgins so it's more practical to ask them out first and then decide if you like each other.

>>38153552
I don't care about sex I'm just starved for affection, so I see people who are virgins are at least still affectionate in a way.

>>38153449
I've always been good with people including girls

>>38152995
Well, at least give us a general location. If not, you're literally just fishing for attention from a bunch of lonely, sexually repressed young males, which would make you a cunt.

>>38153536
Oh, sorry, read that wrong. I don't know how to help, and you apparently don't want to date an anon unless he is skinny with muscles.

How as a female you aren't able to get a bf is an enigma to me. That said, I don't know you

>>38153575
Paint and read books on programming.
Yeah, people always assume I'm lying or joking, but Chads are disgusting.

>>38153437
>Then do, I guess, and don't if you don't want to. I don't mind either way.
Ok, I believe you.

Btw... are you pale?

>>38153590
i'm sure that's why you spend your time cuckposting on r9k

>>38153580
>Because very few girls are virgins so it's more practical to ask them out first and then decide if you like each other.

Most of the girls here are virgins dude.

This thread is /x/ tier Tbh.
>Time Traveler here, AMA lol

>>38153536
>they don't know me and live too far away to act upon it
So post in the countless robot bf/gf threads, every single time every single female gets attention. Even if you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, sooner or later you'll run into someone that lives within a reasonable distance.
For extra perspective, try it the other way around, living in the middle of nowhere as a guy looking for a girl, it's great fun.

>>38153607
Yeah, thankfully.

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>>38153604
JUST POST YOUR INFO SO I CAN ORBIT YOU DAMMIT

>>38153616
Well, I'm not the one asking. But in real life it's the right approach.

>>38153417
I don't care how you look as long as you're white. The problem is me

>>38153604
Uugh desu i dont think we have common interests at all
Still, you have discord?
Just to talk a bit

>>38153604
I like both of those but I doubt we live near each other. What state?

>>38153612
You're right

Original comentario

im talking to an ultra normie and he says he'll wait but im worried because he says he's a sadist

>>38153616
Yeah, I think it's safe to say that if the girl here isn't a roastie she's either unattractive or has social anxiety/some other condition.

>>38153638
Nice, I have a boner now

>>38153685
Yep. I don't mind girls with mental issues as long its not like Borderline or Schizo though.

I got mental issues myself.

>>38153656
Do you like anime or vidya?
I have more interests.
>>38153673
Oklahoma.

>>38153729
Woah, I'm from Norman

>>38153729
Yes i do, anime just a bi tho
What games do you like ?

>>38153629
Shit I just remembered that book about the trans woman who didn't like being treated like a man. I'll be back if I can find it because it truly illuminates what happens.

>>38153761
Don't Starve and Borderlands.

>>38153778
Things got believable all of a sudden

>>38153766
>transition into a woman
>don't want to be treated as a man
gee i wonder why

>>38153778
Ugh again not similar at all, desu i just play nintendo vydia and fighting games

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>he fell for the virginal jew

>too pathetic to have ever gotten sex
>expects women he dates to be similarly pathetic
>when he actually meets someone as autistic as he is, he's disgusted by her
r-reddit???

>>38153802
I have the original cartridges for Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter games desu.

>>38153851
That anon is being too picky. A virgin that's not ugly or fat, and even likes vidya and programming. What else do you want?

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Girl ITT, doesnt it bother you the way guys approached you in in here or is this the way to go about it. Like I'm not a fedora tipping m'lady gentlemen but I thought doing that was a turn off, yet you're replying. I mean I know all girls are different and shit but still man. Wtf

>>38153793
Sorry, those are just two of the games I play. I only have the games my siblings own.

>>38153797
I found it. I really fucked the premise of my first statement though. She was a lesbian feminist named Norah Vincent. https://youtu.be/Ip7kP_dd6LU

>>38153891
Are you the same anon?
If you are,Post contact please

>>38153729
Hey. Are you looking for a relationship or just friends or just some fuck. If its the first two, I think it'd be cool to get to know you. I'm a tech hobbyist that is into programming and computers so It'd be interesting to meet a girl who's into that as well. I like anime and video games too although I dont play games as much anymore.

KHHV Female in Europe DO NOT EXIST.
The only reason they'd be like this is because they CHOSE not to gag on Chad dick.

Europe is such a degenerate hellhole.

>>38154039
not true I always see a bunch of virgin cuties from europe in the GF/BF threads here on /r9k/

>>38153912
It doesn't bother me. I don't like talking to people in real life, so it's nice talking to people here. Most women would probably be weirded out by guys hitting on them here, I think.
I'm not looking to be in a relationship here, though, I don't even leave my house.

>>38154039
europeen here, can attest to this. most girls lose it at 16 and even the disgsuting ones lose it later

>>38154069
Oh alright. Thanks. I think some girls here are wanting a relationship on here and i think this is a bad way to go about it it overall. Thanks for replying anon.

>>38153896
>a virgin that's not ugly
most people here are pretty ugly

>>38154054
>GF/BF threads
>literally who: the thread
Those don't exist anymore and they're always in /soc/ now.

Plus all of them are virgin by choice and they could get anyone better than a robot.

>>38153938
Why not pirate? If you enjoy vidya, you can play just about anything for free with any half-decent PC. Those two aren't terrible anyway, could've been worse, could've said assfaggots or Overwatch.

>>38154119
We just had 2 in the last 3 days dude.

>>38154167
Oh the ideal gf threads? None of the girls in there had reasonable standards, lived in europe, or were virgin.

>>38154192
not those, they were literally gf/bf app threads.

>>38154213
Must've missed them. They were probably on at US primetime e.g when europe is sleeping. Otherwise link archive?

>>38154054
Those threads are always full of normies pretending to be bots. True bots like me always get ignored

>>38154239
>True bots like me always get ignored
that's because the only people who care about being 'true' robots are autistic ROASTIES REEEEEEE posters
there are two types of guys on r9k
the lonely & autistic but nice guy, and the autistic faggot who can't go a thread without telling everyone how much he hates women
guess who the girls like more?

I almost had sex with a guy once but when we got to my bedroom I told him I wanted to wait and he got mad and went to my bathroom.

I was pretty worried he was going to break my stuff and my parents would get mad so I was listening outside the door and trying to talk to him.

After like 5 minutes I heard him crying there was a loud bang and a thump and I screamed can called 911. The police broke the door down and he had shot himself in our bathtub.

>>38154279
Neither, they wait until a /soc/ faggot rolls in and starts ERPing with them, then they disappear from the thread

>>38154370
and this is why girls don't like you, robot!

>>38154362
>having a gun on you when you go to your gf's to get laid

I don't know how to talk to girls otherwise I would try to pick one of you up. I only stay inside my apartment and play video games, It would be nice to have someone playing video games beside me and cuddling.

It's best to thing it's not that people don't want you it's just that they are too shy or don't believe you would ever like them.

>>38154279
I'm lonely autistic and nice but I always get ignored

>>38154362
You're responsible for his death

>>38154362
Shit thats pretty fuckdd up

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>>38154234
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38092979
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38073930
here you go.

>>38154394
He stole it from his dad's car garage.

>>38154441
No I'm not, he stole the gun with the intent of hurting himself.

>>38154450
It was, I cried every time I had to use that shower until we moved.

>>38154575
What a surprise both were moved to /soc/.
And I only saw one girl in ireland who was swarmed with contact requests.
So where are all these virgin girls in europe again?

>>38154629
Look at the first one again

>>38154629
>not recognizing 1 of 2 confirmed euro females that routinely post here
>not knowing both are virgins
>not knowing both are lesbians

>>38154611
>No I'm not, he stole the gun with the intent of hurting himself.

Was it that difficult to tell him that you didn't want to it in first place. Why turn him down when he was horny and ready?

>>38154279
you forgot the third robot: the one who is completely apathetic to everything

>>38154667
man Im not even counting autria lesbot.


>>38154675
Her saying she isnt ready isnt the same thing as not wanting him dude. kys.

>>38154575
Shoo shoo austria

>>38154675
I thought I was ready, sometimes he was really sweet and I wanted to have sex with him but this day he was being pushy and kind of a dick.

>>38154039
>The only reason they'd be like this is because they CHOSE not to gag on Chad dick.
am i not a virgin if i don't throw myself at chad?

>female
Stop

>>38154846
Do you want to be a virgin?
If no, why haven't you picked someone from the hordes of lonely guys who want a gf?

>>38154744
Ok, it was his fault.

Was he mentally ill??

>>38154913
Yes, i have no desire for sex (or at least not strong enough to not just masturbate the desire away), so i have no problems with being a virgin.

>>38154960
And there it is. Girls are only virgin by choice.

>>38154927
Probably, not officially diagnosed.

>>38154979
Yeah, still virgin though. Your post implied being a virgin by choice wasn't being a virgin at all. If you want an incel woman you're gonna have to find a 1/10 morbidly obese handicapped woman. And even then she may get offers to fuck.

>>38155002
>If you want an incel woman you're gonna have to find a 1/10 morbidly obese handicapped woman. And even then she may get offers to fuck.
I'm not disagreeing. I'm just saying that this is the situation, especially in Europe.

>>38155029
Yes, this is the situation for female specimens because we have wombs and males have sperm. Men want to spread their sperm, they can and will fuck (almost) anything. There are also men with standards but an alarming amount of you would fuck unattractive women without a second thought, completely conforming to your primal desires to spread your genes. Women do this to by choosing the highest quality mate she can find. There are also women who don't do this but again, a small minority. This isn't "oh no european society has made women spoiled!", this is basic biology.

>>38154994
Try to stay away from mentally unstable dudes, the'll drop all their frustrations in you

>>38155108
I stay away from everyone now.

>>38155095
Except in the US girls who are mentally broken and unwanted do exist. 99% of fembots are from the US. And they either suffer from extreme social anxiety, depression, PTSD or other mental illnesses that makes them shutin and undesirable for normies.

Europe doesn't have these types because of widely available healthcare and a different social culture. There are definitely >tfw no bf girls in the US who can't get one whatever they try.

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>>38152995
>Female virgin
Are you pulling my dick or sumthin

>>38155095
hell yeah my nigga women are just evil by nature

>>38153417
>it's that no one has even offered
Because it would be too hard for a girl to approach the guy, right?

Fuck off

>>38155129
At least anonymous boards exists, heh

>>38154279
>guess who the girls like more?
Neither, those threads are always full of normies trying to pick easy girls.

>>38152995
Does anyone have any actual good advice on finding a virgin girl who likes stuff like games or anime? I don't care if she doesn't want sex. So long as she's okay looking, a virgin, and I get along with her. I think I do pretty well for myself so it's mostly a question of actually going put and meeting them.

>>38155194
Hypergamy is no more evil than polygamy. Naturally, you, an undersirable male, feels like female mating structure is evil and wrong, but imagine how fucked our species would be if we allowed everyone to breed. Women who find their men fucking other women probably also feel like male polygamy is the worst thing in the world.

Polygamy hasn't been nearly as encouraged as hypergamy though, which is a problem in modern society. We should not encourage polygamy, but rather make it less acceptable (and possible) to be practicing hypergamy to the extent most women do today.

>>38155284
You're not going to get her, the sooner you understand it, the better.

>>38155284
Why do you want a gf if you don't want sex? I don't believe men who say they would be fine if their gf wouldn't put out. There even was a thread today where a """robot""" complained that his virgin gf wouldn't put out.

>>38155311
I have to though, if I give up the idea I'll actually lose my sanity.

>>38155364
That's the point. He was a """""robot"""". I'm sure there exists some lonely robot who just wants a girl-friend.

>>38155369
All those girls, the shy virgin ones, always end marrying normal guys, especially Chad.

I've seen it personally. Chad fucking multiple girls through a year then getting the shy virgin nerd girl as gf.

Give up.

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>>38152995
But anon, I'd get you pregnant if I did that!

>>38155364
I seriously would not mind, as long as we can cuddle and she loves me. Her having been with other guys is such a horrible though that I don't mind no sex if it means I don't have to think about it.
>>38155442
No, I have to have it. There's no other option.

>>38155284
You'll never find them using anything systematic.

Those types are almost 100% hardcore hikkis, NEETs, and shut-ins. You'll only ever come across them in the wild and erratically. The ones that do poke their head out for air are now vulnerable and they'll be scooped up as such by someone, almost entirely not you but some random bystander given the nature of the situation, and there goes her virginity and maybe even some of her quiet reclusiveness.

Tl;dr you'll never get one thats a virgin barring some miracle and the ones you can get that aren't virgins are almost outside the Incel label.

To answer your question as best i can though with legitimate advice:
Your best bet would have been to lock one down as a childhood friend, keep her locked down as you age, exchange your v-cards during teen love, and somehow keep her into adulthood.

>>38155461
That's hot, stop it.

>>38155298
but our species is already vastly overpopulated. if you want to look at life from a strictly evolutionary perspective then no change need be done, simply allow the superior male (chad) to spread his seed to the majority of the female population. nowhere is it necessary for women to be polygamous

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>>38155528
>stop it
I cannot

>>38152995
>That's all it takes
You missed the part where we cuddle

>>38153565
Guess I am the perfect guy for you then. Bmi of 16.5~17 and never leave the house.

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>>38155461
>>38155569
>tfw would have found this incredibly hot 2 days ago
>tfw am now on period and want to die
Fuck this life

>>38155569
Pretty sure I'll never be a mom but impregnation stuff pretty hot.

I used to read this erotic series of stories where a woman is impregnated by Satan.

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>>38155631
Hey, I remember you.
I told you how you could avoid your period.

>>38155631
Why do you want to die? Menstrual cramps?

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>>38155653
It doesn't do anything for me anymore. I don't know how I could ever have said the things I did.
I'm so disgusting tbqh
>>38155677
And how I am a slave to my hormones. Wanting one thing when I'm ovulating and then being disgusted by it now. And how I'm bleeding. I hate my body

>>38153565
>I like skelly pale robots without muscles
I wish this was true. Everyone wants a hot muscle Chad.

>>38155692
I think even guys are slaves to their hormones honestly. Like really horny guys do stuff that they wouldn't do normally. Dont hate your body anon

>>38155723
You think? Of course they are. Look at all the rapes and murders. Overwhelmingly male.

>>38155692
>I am a slave to my hormones.
And you're telling this to a bunch of horny and virgin betas

>>38153604
I like programming, and vidya, and animu, what's your contact info?

Where are you from, OP? If you don't reply you will be a virgin forever

As a female, there is ALWAYS a guy out there desperate enough to fuck you. That's not the issue. The issue is finding a guy who sees you as more than just a warm hole.

/endthread

>>38153604
I will teach you programming and I'll be your pale skeleton internet bf. I don't care where you live because rn I'm too scared to meet someone from internet irl.
I'm also kissless virgin and 24yo, we can save our virginity until we actually meet.

>you will never awkwardly lose your virginity to a virgin girl, while it ending up with her getting pregnant
End me now, god

>>38155880
>The issue is finding a guy who sees you as more than just a warm hole.
Those are in your friendzones.

>>38155692
>I hate my body
Don't hate it, it can do amazing things.
You're just not using it properly.
Your body knows what you need, stop fighting against it.

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>>38153565
I would like to think you are real but at the same time the single thing that comes in my mind is that you are a trany, no?

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>be 16
>have a chance to get laid with a guy I had a crush on since 5th grade
>kissing
>make a rape joke because autism
>he goes pale and keeps kissing me
>nervously repeat myself because advanced autism
>he gets up
>goes to bathroom
>pukes
>I find out two years later that he was raped as a kid and had a mental breakdown during a party with other boys during a screening of Clockwork Orange
>25 years old, still a virgin

My life is a bad joke.

>>38153565
>Anime pic
You're a man

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>>38156091
>realise I posted a Normiebook screencap

Case in point. Sudoku is the only option.

>>38156113
So why can't you get another bf?
Just some other boy who is a virgin at 25 year old. You got one, not that it's much effort on your part. Just sit there and look pretty.

>>38155698
Muscley guys are disgusting, dude. Maybe there's something wrong with me, I just don't find them attractive.

>>38155966
Not if you don't have friends

Hence the "bot" in fembot

>>38156248
You may be halfway lesbian

T.shitskin skeleton

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>>38155966
There's a reason they are in the friendzone. They treat them nice.

>>38156270
Men and women can't be friends platonically.
Pick a robot, make him your bf, roll credits GG well played you did it.

>>38156298
Well yes, that was what I implied

>>38153565
not a real female

>>38153485
>desu
kill yourself, retard.

I'm a virgin but I have a girlfriend and things seem to be going well.

I might have sex soon.

>>38156520
Congratulations for stopping being a robot, now you know what to do.

>>38156555
...k-kill myself?

>>38156555
No one stops being a robot. He was just a single normie.

>>38156140
>another bf
Tried.

>another virgin
That'd be ideal but most people are degenerate af.

>look pretty
>plying my face isn't busted

Fuck off.

>>38156248
This. Probably feels like cuddling a rock.

>>38156321
I have male friends.

INB4 "hurr he wants to fuck you" because
>one is gay
>one could have dated me, he didn't feel the same and now I'm over it
>Westermark effect
>one actively dated other girls and used me as wing(wo)man

>>38156587
Not if you're not going to record it

>>38156591
You're right

Comment brought to you by: Originals

>>38156714
>I have male friends.
>>38156270
>Not if you don't have friends
Which one is it? Are you confused? Are you the same person?

>>38156714
Where do you live? USA probably. There's no way you're a 25/yo female virgin in Europe.

>>look pretty
>>plying my face isn't busted
I don't mind.

I could be your bf, but you have already done sexual things with another guy so no thanks.

>>38156762
I'm not the same person. Never described myself as a "fembot". i have friends although in typical meme astrology INFP fashion I have a lonely self-perception and am disastified by the flippancy of others. Terminally single, though.

>>38156714
>most people are degenerate af.
Sometimes I'm very Christian. I could be yours, babe

>>38156784
Canada.

>don't mind
>no thanks
Crushed.

>>38156832
>Never described myself as a "fembot"
Good for you

>>38153778
I have both games actually. Any way to contact you via email or discord? If not I can post my email so you can contact back, its [email protected]

>>38156856
I'm sure some Syrian engineer would love to racemix with you.

>Crushed
Don't take it personal. The WALL can do nasty things to old women.

>>38156832
I mean if you're here there's probably something else wrong with you like the rest of us. But I'll direct you to my previous post here
>>38156298
The guys that most likely treat you right are most likely not the guys you will be attracted to.

>>38156856
Why did the other anon say you do sexual stuff if you're a virgin.

>>38156836
I'm an atheist. Former Catholic. It's interesting but you'd have to be a retard to believe in an undead peripatetic rabbi putting demon souls into pigs.

>>38156902
>wall
See I thought it did horrible things to Pink Floyd's discography.

>>38156918
She did everything but get her cunt fucked. Kissed her 'crush', probably sucked him off as well. Used goods. Don't bother.

>>38156920
>I'm an atheist. Former Catholic. It's interesting but you'd have to be a retard to believe in an undead peripatetic rabbi putting demon souls into pigs.

I also believe that there could be something between us

>>38156915
>something wrong
Yeah.

>you don't like nice guys
That post is stupid because I've liked tons of nice men with shitty, abusive girlfriends (see Joni Mitchell's "Conversation").

I don't completely agree with Peterson but he's right when he says people want a partner who will inspire growth i stead of a sycophant. Unfortunately, that's what nice is often conflated with.

>>38156918
Because I kissed a dude and that anon is trolling pretty poorly.

>>38156047
Nope. Though I am a tomboy and I envy the superiorty of the male gender.
Nice picture.

>>38157040
What male thing do you like the most?

>>38157013

I've kissed a girl. Even if I hadn't I dont see anything wrong with that

I'm a 25 year old virgin. I was planning on dating after I was done with Uni but life happened so yeah. What are your interests?

>>38154611
good riddance. he sounded like a beta anyways

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>>38156990
>>38157088
You poor cuck. You got deceived again. She only wants CHAD. UNDERSTAND THIS.
Her """crush""" when she was young. That's who she really wanted. Not... you. Whatever you are.

>>38157088
Intellectually I don't see anything "wrong" with sex, but I prefer mongamous relationships and think hookup culture is very unhealthy because it lends itself to manipulation and hurt feelings.

>life happened
Drop out?

>interests
I like camping, owning pets (cats for now, someday /herp/, tabletop games, novelty records, and drawing. You?

>>38157170
Never considered a molested Filipino dude who went to math camp to be Chad, but hey, circular logic works because circular logic works.

theres never any girls from the uk in these threads...

>>38157013
>That post is stupid because I've liked tons of nice men with shitty, abusive girlfriends
I don't get what you mean by this? You'll have to expound a bit more please.

>>38157193
>downplaying pinoy Chad
You wanted to fuck him. Don't deny it. You're only insulting yourself. And now nobody else will compare. No other guy will be Filipino Chad that gave you your first kiss.
Every other guy will just be dissapointing.

>>38157218
There's tons somewhere. Talked to quite a few.

>>38157170
I'll to accept my fate then. It was good to meet you

>>38157077
I'm envious of the fact that you're not seen as weaker, and that after too much intercourse your genitals aren't messed up.

>>38157218
This quite frankly, sad times

>>38157225
I like plenty of very nice men who dated mean women who berated them and others. Men are subject to going after aloof women just as much as women, and women can want a nice person.

>>38157236
He puked on me in a PTSD fueled nausea episode. I definitely ruminated on it, but not for the reason you (pretend to) think (because you're trolling badly).

>>38157262
>not seen as weaker
How exactly not? Physically you mean? Or emotionally? Or even socially? Is that all that matters to you? Muh muscle mass?

Shows your female brain in action. The only thing on your mind about guys are some Chad's biceps.

>>38157218
Idk why I hate British accent but find it very sexy at the same time. I wish more British girls record their voices

>>38157218
UK is the only place of Europe full of females, see the Zeemaps.

You're literally the only european that cannot complain

>>38153536
I'm a virgin, too. It astounds me that so many orbiters jump at it like we would ever meet irl to lose our virginity together. Most of them don't even want to bother becoming friends over chat. It's really strange.

>>38157289
Do tell then. Was he your meme crush then? Just a dick you wanted? You're a whore whichever way you explain yourself.

>>38157040

You answered your own question. Straight boys wanna fuck feminine chicks, not someone who wants to be like a man and looks too much like a man. Maybe you look like a dweeb. What do you look like?

>>38157262
Well... I'm a beta so idk how that feels

>>38157299
I've already stated I hate muscles on guys.
Women are weaker, that's it. Emotionally and physically. You don't need to have muscles to be stronger than the average woman.

>>38157302
>English accent

You do realize that there isnt a single accent for the whole of the UK?
There are so many different accents here that you saying that really means nothing.

>>38157040
>>38153565
>>38157262
What are your hobbies? What do you do for fun and for a living?

>>38153616
>Most of the girls here are virgins dude.

Exactly. Why else would we be posting here?

>>38157262
>not seen as weaker
Hah, you're really a woman, I can see.

Men are seen as weak all the time if they step out of the norm.

>Men must like sports
>Men must not cry
etc

>>38154039
Surely choosing not to gag on Chad dick is less degenerate than wanting to do it but being too much of a burn victim to get a Chad?

>>38157329
Who needs physical strength when society will always back you up? Don't like a guy? Make up a rape charge. You won't even get in much trouble for it if you confess you lied later.
You can cry in public with your friends and people will support you instead of ridicule you.
You won't ever have to be frustrated about not being able to have sex.

"Stronger"... In what sense exactly? You could destroy us with a simple police report. Even if it's found out to be false.

>>38157340
All sound the same for me tbhonesto

>>38157193
I had to work to live. I'm going slowly but sometimes I have to stop to help my family (I have younger siblings and my mother can't work). I have a year and a half left. But yeah my plan was to date when I was 22 and I dont like casual sex. Like I don't think its immoral, its just not for me. I want to have sex with someone special.

I like tech stuff like programming, messing with raspberry pis and other small electronics. I'm a hobbyist basically. I've never done table top games but they seem cool. I like going camping but I'm not that outdoorsy in general.

>>38157375
All those things happen because women are seen as weak and vulnerable by default.

>>38157396
How often is a woman reprimanded for those crimes is another story.

>>38157396
Not with the latest Jewish invention of the liberal movement. You're a strong independent woman who don't need no man.
You don't realize the power your kind hold over men. You simply utterly don't.

>>38157302
I like British accents but not the southern posh ones. Lived in England for school briefly and I always associated it with stuck up private school douchebags. Yorkshire accents are grand.

>>38157319
>whore
Sure.

>do tell
I was in college and took a medieval history class for my breadth requirement.
>see TA at pub sitting alone while his friends play pool
>joke about my essay
>he says I did really well
>tell him I was shocked because I have a stilted writing style
>become friends over mutual autism for Gryphon.
>he's married
>wife constantly bitches at him for going to grad school for humanities instead of doing a MBA or MFE.

Feels bad man.

>>38157312
link to zeemaps?

>>38157451
Check the fucking archives you tard.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398#

Now go find a gf. Anglos CANNOT EVER be robots. You're all single by choice.

>>38157392
That fucking blows about helping your family, but good on you for doing it.

>not immoral
>special
Same. I joke about degeneracy because I am frustrated with how thoughtless people are, but I wouldn't actually condemn someone as evil if I found out they slept around.

>programming
Took a couple computer courses, and they were fine but field work was always a perogative. It's funny how many of my computer science and tech friends have few practical skills. That's good.

Tabletop is fun. Where you go camping?

>>38157428
>tfw there are girls attracted to Filipinos and not a single one attracted to mutts

I was born to suffer

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>>38153328
By your own choice though, your waiting for a chad to fuck you

>>38157040
shame i dont know you irl cuz tomboys are unbelievably attractive to me. like i dreamed of at least having a tomboy friend growing up but no such luck. if you live near alabama hmu

>tfw surrounded by sluts
>tfw I'll never find a pure gf to date and lose virginity to
why live?

>>38157218
imagine being from norway

fucking anglos

>>38157538
Yeah I make the same kind of jokes. And thanks about the family.

I went camping in a state park around here with my father. I live in the USA. If I followed the back links right, you're Canadian right? I bet its nicer to camp there then here's its hot as shit most of the time.

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>>38157481
>nearest female over 200 miles from me
>couple of guys near me who never respond
what a shit area

>>38157772
Same here, Im east midlands

>>38157772
>>38157903
Oh boohoo no girls on r9k live nextdoor I must travel a bit to meet them.
Try living in continental europe niggers.
If you are single, it's SOLELY your own fault for not putting in any effort.

>>38157772
Some nigger in southend is literally 200ft from a grill, fucking faggot.
>tfw they probably wont message eachother

>>38157545
>this one person mentioned liking a Filipino person without expressing preference
>clearly this is the end for me!

>>38157698
I am seriously considering Norway for school, but have zero experience with the language. Could I cope or should I just give up?

>>38157722
Jealous. America's park system is awesome.

Yeah, Canada's lovely. Wanna go to Alaska.

>>38157698

Netherlands here. Preach it, brobot

>>38158066
>>clearly this is the end for me!
It is

>>38158066
They're nice but I didn't think of it as amazing or anything. But maybe my state doesn't maintain then well.
>Norway
So you're still in school? Sorry it's confusing to follow who's replying to who in this thread. Europe seems nice, I want to live there I think, in one of the Scandinavian countries

>>38158138
http://www.volkskrant.nl/magazine/smoorverliefd-op-een-syrier~a4503160/

Het gaat niet goed hier vriend. Kankerland. Kanker ras verraders.

>>38157772
>Tfw make fake fembot pins around london to piss off dirty southerners.
who else here /devlish/?

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>>38157944
>Tfw britbong and have a fembot my age put a pin 1 mile from me
>Too much of a pussy to message her

Its true

I see there's some femanons with a problem of lack of hot dickings in their lives. Fortunately for you, I may have a solution for the Mexican ones ITT. Just send me your e-mail.

If the guy who took your virginity cheated on you and you had the opportunity, who would you shoot?

>the chick who cucked you
>the guy
>both

>>38158066
norwegian grammar is very similar to english, so learning it should be easy as shit. most people here also know english, so dont worry

>>38153590
I actually don't doubt that this was the case for just about everyone in here. Keyword is was, though

>>38158384
Where's the option for myself?

>>38158436
Phew, that's a huge relief.

Culturally, do you think it'd be easy for me to make friends? I'm pretty shy, and I've heard memes about Scandanavians (usually Finns, but occasionally others) being very introverted.

> I want to go abroad
>cold weather
>going outdoors
>several of my favourite profs were Northern Europe
>It's pretty
>the statue of a dude being attacked by babies inspires me
>my program of study is well established
>I want to racemix with a Norwegian boy and steal his precious sunshine vitamins to spite Varg for killing Euronymous

>>38158384
Nope. Find your boundaries and reinforce them - you'll be much more attractive to the kinds of women you want to attract

>>38158719
I've also always fallen in love with unreachable girls

>>38158732
>I want to help destroy the white race teehee
Disgusting

>>38158732
norwegians are introverted, that's no meme. i don't think we're finland-tier though. i've heard someone say that when you manage to get close to a norwegian, you have a friend for life because of how reluctant we are when it comes to opening up to others

also, norwegians are huge angloboos, so getting friends here shouldn't be hard.

>>the statue of a dude being attacked by babies inspires me
lol, that statue scared me as a child

>>38158732

Introversion is a thing everywhere in Scandinavia. How would you ever go about settling down there, though?

>>38157262
>and that after too much intercourse your genitals aren't messed up.
Okay, you DO realize that this is a meme, right? This shit does not actually happen. It's entirely fucking genetic. Jesus Christ get some perspective

Oh, and some of us DO have messed up genitals, only it wasn't from sex. Circumcision is retarded

>>38158826
I'm white, ya dingus.

>>38158857
>friend for life
I like this.

>angloboos
What? Like how American girls obsess over Sherlock?

>scared you as a child
I want your childhood, dammit.

Thanks for helping me out - obviously I'm going to do more research, but this was stuff to keep in mind.

>>38158928
>I'm white
>I want to racemix with a white person
"White" Hispanic maybe

>>38158928
Don't come here
t. Finn

>>38158928
will you be my huwite girlfriend
captcha fittingly Taylor

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>>38157481

>tfw girl in same state as me
>tfw I am too retarded to message her seriously so I just meme instead

>>38158880
Don't think I'd want to settle down, but I wouldn't mind doing grad school / working outside Canuckistan. I always thought I was limited to the U.S and U.K., but a coworker went to Germany and that gave me the idea. I assume I'd be offered residence / could save up and do some research.

>>38158928
as in, anglo culture in general is very popular here and if you're a brit, people are probably going to be more interested in you

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>>38159055
So LARP as Brit? Gotcha.

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>>38158732
>implying Euronymous didn't deserve it

>>38159122
No >>38159027
reply yes to this and drop a throwaway

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Are any of the female virgins here med students?

I would love to talk if you are one

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>>38159159
Yeah, those lamps were priceless.

>>38159175
no u

>>38159289
[email protected]
Alright here is throwaway

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>>38156520

>I'm a virgin but I have a girlfriend

??????????????????????

>>38159657
What is confusing about this? It took a while to get things going with my last jee eff because she was anorexic.

>>38154362
He should have shot you.

If any femanons are interested in losing their virginity in the lower 48 states in a safe, professional environment with an experienced anon, I'm available to come directly to you with 2 weeks notice or less. I offer a variety of services and am able to accommodate a number of kinks and fetishes. Be sure to ask about my $100 orgasm guarantee.

>>38157698
>That dude near Tromso
I'm so sorry

Pretty sure this is a bait thread and that no one will be my gf or love me. Thanks though OP

>>38160000
>experienced
Go pick chicks somewhere else Chad

>>38160227
Same for me, fellow male bot

Aren't something like 10% of woman still virgins by 25?

>>38153573
wow a retard. couldnt pass grammar school, retard? rode the short bus, retard?

>>38160348
I am very uncertain as to give effort to actively pursuing a girl from here anymore since either I get:
1. ghosted
2. she doesn't talk to me after day 1
3. we're not compatible

>>38160326
It's not like you're helping them move on in their lives.

Single robot looking for life partner here.

I live by the sea and make a modest living. No uglies or fatties, but a bit of meat is okay.

>>38153604
On what programming languages? If you choose correctly I'll make a proper woman out of you.

>>38160942
Racket lisp for fast prototyping and Rust when I need performance.

Don't raise your hopes anon, I'm trolling. I'm not her.

>>38161474

Good choice of languages though.

I'm a C uckold and I want to learn an old meme language like APL.

>>38161474
Damn I was about to lose my shit. Im a haskell man myself, but would definitely marry a lisp or rust programmer.

>>38160435
Girls here are normies looking for attention