>job interview >HR guy asks me about my hobbies FUG

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>>38151796
"It's all about looking him in the eye, standing up tall, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him that you want the job. Just like we practiced, champ."

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u-uh h-ha-hanging out w-with f-f-f-friends
>Is everything ok anon?
Y-you too

>>38151814
But if you want things to go really well,you need to give him a firm handjob.

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Wagie bitch just tell them you enjoy doing "data entry" on 4Chan and to your waifu.

>>38151796
Tell them you like to program even if you don't

>>38151796
>mfw they always ask this
>always answer with "Model engine building,computer repair and sometimes working on my truck"

>>38151796
>OP: i jack off to pics grills with dicks
>HR: wow, so progressive. you are hired!

>>38151814
(user warning) this content is not original content you have been warned!

>>38151796
Just say reading and sports.

If you say guns, will they not hire you

>>38151875
If you were an employer today with all of the secondary education everyone has, would you actually hire someone just because of a fucking handshake? I'd actually not want to because it's unsanitary. An intelligent robot boss wants the weird people, and it's the nerds that eventually become the boss stereotypically. This aint the 50s.

>I enjoy beer and wine, I have a small microbiology lab built and enjoy translating research into practical small scale implementation

Just tailor your hobby to whatever job it is. Turns out the guy put me in contact with their lab and he will sometimes let me tack on an order so I get them institute discounts. Have you ever looked at how much small orders of dialysis tubing costs? Fuck insurance, this is how benefits are supposed to be. They even let me use the autoclave sometimes.

>>38152229
Is this true? Guns are one of my few interests. I love how all the tiny little pieces are working together. They are just like companies when you think of it that way. They require extreme organization and attention to detail. If you hurry you are left with sloppy tolerances or worse, a spring shoots across the room and you spend an hour combing the carpet trying to find it.

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>>38152252
>handshake
that's exactly what he said

>>38152557
>something was said over and over
WHAT THE FUCK IT'S TRUE NOW

>>38152252
I like handshakes because it's an easy way to assert my dominance. I used to be self conscious because everyone said I hurt their hands. It was confusing because I am a skelly lanklet, if it hurts they are a little bitch. Eventually I got over it and just do a normal handshake and continue even if they say it hurts. It took a while but I finally realized it is a test. If you loosen your grip for the next time you meet you are submitting to them and then they have the tighter handgrip and you are purposely giving a halfhandgrip all because of their complaint. Easy way I know it's bullshit is because I can't hurt a person who weighs more than me unless I'm actually trying to crush with a grip, a normal handshake won't hurt. I'm not even some gym dweller or tradesman, I spend my days in front of a keyboard.

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>put down 'learning to garden' on my CV to seem more interesting
>had a job interview at Subway
>was going pretty well
>the interviewer gets to the point where they ask about my CV
>'So, you like gardening? What do you grow?'
>start to feel nervous about the fact I am a liar
>for some reason immedietely say 'I WILL BRING IN MY VEGGIES FOR THE CUSTOMERS'
>interviewer laughs and says that won't be necessary
>feel offended that she rejected the offer
>tell her, in a very angry tone that I will bring some lettuce to work on my first day
>she asks me to calm down
>i say sorry
>didn't get the job

>>38152864
>for some reason immedietely say 'I WILL BRING IN MY VEGGIES FOR THE CUSTOMERS'
WTF is wrong with you?

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>>38152864
back to r/4chan if you please.

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>>38152854
"That's mah boy, son."