>tfw you're American holy shit this is the most euphoric,

>be American
>get shot
>go bankrupt

No tnx. Keep your vampiric capitalism to yourselfs. Fuckin racists.

Eastern Yuro here, it sucks. Nothing's happening. No terrorist attacks, nothing big in politics, not even violent antifa rallies. It's like living in a forest, life's here boring

>pic
What manga???

>>38147468
>get shot
What? It's not even that likely for you to be shot.
>go bankrupt
That's not very likely either, unless you're a money wasting faggot.

>>38147523
Its a manga called boku no pico

>>38147447
>be American
>stub toe while walking to bed
>go to ER and get charged 2000$ medical bill
yea, america :-/

>>38147553
>American
>not get shot

Nice try buko. I bet you killed a lot of Mexican wetbacks passing Rio Bravo.

>>38147523
Search turtle.fish english on ex.
Fap away.

>>38147571
>go to ER because you stubbed your toe
Classic europoors, afraid of a little pain so they waste the doctor's time.

>>38147601
Yet Americans use more anastetics then any European country.

>be American
>born in hospital
>leave tip (of penis)

>>38147601
Why not? Its better to be safe then sorry. Besides i wouldnt pay anything if i went.

Reminder that Europeans are so butt hurt they have convinced themselves they hate America. Also reminder that Medicaid exists

>>38147601
The joke was that americans have to pay ridiculous fees for minor injuries that are virtually free every where else you fuckong autist.

>>38147687
I dont hate America, but its not that great of a country.

amersharts are literally mentally ill, all of them

nk nukes soon, best day of my life tbqh famiglia

>>38147447
I live in America and it sucks, so fuck off soros shill

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>>38147447

Sure, literally the BEST thing you could be

>Retarded borderline libertarian shitfaced capitalism
>Language inferior to British english
>Obesity epidemic with over 1/3 of adult population considered obese
>Retarded gun laws
>Inferior even to eastern Europe in many aspects
>High percentage of post-modernist/cultural marxist cancer culture
>Decreasing average IQ
>Still uses autistic imperial units although even the UK got rid of them
>Barely anyone who speaks a second language proficiently

>2 party system fucks over the country for ages economically, politically and socially
>country with the highest probability of engaging conflict
>healthcare system in shambles
>arguably on the edge of a civil war

i really dont dislike the states, but im not sure how you could even closely consider them a top tier country to live in

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>Free market capitalism

You might be free from the British, but the corporate elite still own you.

>>38147803
>Barely anyone who speaks a second language proficiently
I'm American and this amazes me every time I go to other countries, literally everyone can speak English at least passably while in the u.s. almost no one is bilingual. Are we just more retarded than the rest of the world?

>>38147732
I'm pretty sure he got the joke Pierre.

>Islamic Caliphate of Yurocucks can't take the bantz wew

>>38147447
just yesterday i was watch those vice youtube videos, about temp workers, immigrants, and poor people

if you are a sheltered, spoiled cunt of course america is great