ITT: Most autistic shit youve ever seen/done >little brother

>>38147099
I love these threads, so have a (you)

>Saw a kid try to stop a belt sander in technology labs by punching it

>>38147099
>saw a girl at highschool throw a punch at a guys and hit a pole
>she broke her knuckles

>>38147099
>had shitting fetish
>used to have loads of vids
>one day decide to try it
>take bit out of own shit
>dont have shitting fetish anymore

>>38147384
What did it taste like anon

>ruined a couple's relationship over a couple weeks about lying about me and the guy being butt buddies
>not even gay

>>38147456
tasted like shit desu anon

>>38147522
wtf XDDDDDDD

>>38147384
>getting to this level of degeneracy

>>38147099
>go out with friend to bar
>he pulls a girl
>both really dunk
>she sits on his knee and makes out with him
>she vomits down his throat
>he screams and vomits her vomit back up them vomits himself into passing out

ive never dry heaved so much in my life

A seventy or so lady openly flirting with this african dude while the guy laughed hystericaly with a deer in the headlights look in his eyes. Cities have really weird people

>>38147099
That sounds less like anger issues and more like him doing whatever the fuck he wants cause everyone in your family is a beta bitch. I may be a social sperg but if my brother did that I'd knock his teeth out.

>>38147959
Probably true anon. But if they are anger issues and he flies off the handle, ive seen people get more than violent with those issues

>tfw you actually saw a kid have his eyeball popped by a auti with anger issues

>saw a fat guy try to wallrun once
>he reckoned himself as a freerunner and a beatboxer

he ended up breaking his nose and fracturing his eyesocket

>>38148697
kek thats some pure unbridled autism right there

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>January
>Friends dad is driving me home from soccer practice
>"So anon, how was your Christmas?"
>Thanks
Why do I do this

>at work
>customers are annoying me
>been off my meds for a minute
>go into the fridge and just beat the shit out of the lettuce
>it doesnt help and now I've made more work for myself
>hit myself in the head repeatedly for maybe 45 seconds
>exit fridge and finish helping customers as if nothings happened
Whats wrong with me

>>38149151
>classmate gives me a ride because we live on the same street
>"Thanks for the ride, man"
>"Anytime. It isn't too much trouble"
>"No problem"

The worst part is I can hide it pretty well most of the time. He never offered me another ride.

>>38147099
>saw the autistic kid throw a stool in art class
That fucker had zero self awareness, and he dressed up like how his main looked in tf2 or some shit sometimes.

>go to bar with friend
>his crush is there
>he gets quite drunk
>suddenly he is full of confidence
>"anon watch this"
>walks up to her
>pours his drink down her cleavage
>im pretty sure he had a solid plan but he remembered that he was an auti with no social skills
>freezes up
>she slaps him
>bouncers throw him out

>>38147823
this is just normie stuff

>>38150004
nice copy dumb fuck

>>38150201
copy of what you fucking idiot

>>38150201
Im the same anon who posts it in every one of these threads you dumb fuck. so who am i copying other than my self? moron.

>>38147176
>>38147384
>>38150004
Wtf I remember all of these

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>>38150329
sure you are buddy, i believe you

>some guy in HS proposed to a girl he had a crush on with a 20p candy ring

>>38147384
Not original.
Jhgfrtg

>>38147959
wow! You're so strong Anon.

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>at playground with actual autistic cousin
>group of kids in the monkey bar dome thing
>cousin pulls down pants and shits everywhere
>kids scream and try to get out, trampling each other
>cousin panics and cries and goes into an autistic fit
>his parents rush him home
his handlers don't take him out much since the incident
Pic related

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>>38147099
Me when I was many years younger

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G-guys I've seen t-this thread. This exact thread with the same posts. A-am I losing it?

>>38149003
>8th grade
>discord

14 year old detected.
High school's gonna be real shit for you. My advice: drop the fuck out and save two years of your life if you can leave school at 16

>>38149957
>saw the autistic kid throw stool in class
> be me
>9th grade
>Fat autistic weeb in class genuinely retarded.
>Some chads are taking tge piss out of him.
>he was at the back of the class
>look away for a min
> look back
>brown missile flies across the room
>misses the chads and hits some random girl in the back of head
I dont think he even got expelled

>>38149957
H-how did he dress like ?

>>38152887
I wouldn't be suprised at all if they where bots

>>38150367
Similar threads attract the same anons?
I do occasionally notice a few stories that are the same

>>38152932
HAHAH HE DELETED IT
BTFO

Once saw a SEND centre nigga absolutely body another SEND centre nigga like 15 wrangers had to come and pull them apart shit was so cash

Anybody have that cervix story?