WHY ARE WOMEN LIKE THIS??????? WHY DO THEY DO THIS

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WHY DO THEY LIE AND MAKE IT HARD FOR MY BROTHERS ON THE INTERNET TO GET LAID ???????

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>>38142869
Your opener is shit, my dude.
All moderately tolerable girls are visibly off put by it, and the photos of the girls you pull are proof that it only works on the lowest common denominator of tinder sloots

down to earth Christian Texas cutie, oh my.

>>38142869
>that opener
>"lol"
Dude she's down

>>38142855
i dont understand your problem anon?
she seems nice

Should've told her the movie was shrek 2. No girl can refuse that

>>38143000
thats the problem, he wants to hate all women so he doesnt have to feel bad that he doesnt have a gf but then he finds this kind of "nice" girl and he cant help but to feel sad for no gf

>>38142869
>>38142855
>attractive
>most likely conservative
>no height requirements

And yet you open with possibly the most autistic sentence to be ever posted on Tinder, what the fuck?

she unironically seems nice as fuck
you're autismo op

>>38142855
OP is a pig who has no business talking to women.

>>38142916
>>38142983
>>38143192
Not knowing Sushi Bro
Get the fuck out

How do I progress in Tinder conversations?

I started one by saying
>Hi
She responded
>Good morning! How are you doing?

My intention would be to penetrate her with my sex (consensually). She looks somewhat trashy, with tattoos and a pic bending over. Also I'm a a virgin.

>>38143849
The guy who lives in his car and fucks ugly sluts? What about him?

>>38144002
Don't start by saying hi. Start with a witty comment or similar. The conversation you're having will end after 4 or 5 back and forths, it's boring.

Ask her what she likes to do for fun, relate, ask her about tv shows, ask her if she wants to grab X or do Y. That's it, if she isn't sure or is busy add her on a social media to stay in touch through that and move onto the next one. Hit her up on social media every now and then asking her to go out or making a comment on her snapchat or whatever.

>>38144002
>How do I progress in Tinder conversations?
Just get their atention,it doesn't matter how as long as you don't look boring or a creep, talk about something "cool" that you do and ask her if she wants to hang out

>>38142869
Oh my God, do you faggots get your Tinder openings from Reddit or what

>>38143849
T. Sushi bro
I hope sushi bro dies. What a fucking idiot.

>why are women like this?!?!?!

>posts a completely nice seeming girl

What did OP mean by this? Is it because she doesn't like steak? That would be a dealbreaker for me too, I admit, longterm.

>>38143192
>no height requirements
All the worse when she finds out you're under 6' and tells you to fuck off

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>>38142869
I need to type something, but the pic is the only thing that matters in my post.

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>hates steak
Stop right fucking there, buckaroo

Kek I bet sushibtfo got ghosted bc of his dumb ass opener. Gotta use that one on those literal ugly sluts you always post. Guy is a Chad with actual fucking autism. Pathetic.
>inb4 sushibtfo calls me a virgin loser
You are literally worse than me and would be still even if I was a virgin.

>>38144968
what would a good opening be then.

>>38145273
You say, "Hey, what's up?" Then, they usually ask you what you are doing. Insert something mildly cool. If it's nice out, say you went to a lake or something. Otherwise, insert some TV show or something. Then, just ask them what they enjoy doing. It should go from there. End it with getting a number or something. Tell them mid-conversation, "I gotta' go, but I'd love to continue this later. Can I have a number?" It shouldn't be that hard.

>>38142855

It's a test. You win if you care about yourself; you lose if you try to suck up to her. Nobody wants a slave for a partner.

Except some...

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>tfw had tinder for a full 24 hours and still no matches
a real confidence booster

>19 years old
>"woman"

try little kid

>>38142869
This sushi opener has got to die. GET YOUR OWN LINE YOU DERIVATIVE PIECE OF SHAT

>>38142855

I don't understand what's wrong here
She's a basic bitch sure, but

>>38145963
What do you do when you get the number?

>>38142869
You'd want a girl to instantly open her legs after the first message from anyone she swiped right with..?

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>>38142855
>christian
what a damn spook

>>38145963
Ok here I go...
Hey I went to the lake maybe I could bring you to the lake, it's nice and isolated. Have you seen Freddy Got Fingered? We can watch it on my cellphone :) At a loss for words sweetie? I don't blame ya. I've got lunch plans at TGI Fridays, let me get that cell number so I can text you unprovoked like a psychopath

>>38142855
She seems perfectly normal? The only problem would be the laundry thing

>>38144720
>being on this site for so long you forget what reality is like

>>38148434

Freddy Got Fingered? Really dude

>be female
>make tinder
>get a few good matches
>no one ever messages first
Well I'm too afraid of rejection for this

>>38144002
Some advice for you and basically all men on here: completely eliminate sex from your thoughts. Just like, stop letting your reptile brain pound you into an embarrassing submission into neanderthal era tact.

>>38148591
That's because those dudes swipe right on everyone but only message the attractive ones. If you message first they'll probably ignore or unlatch you

That's what I do and it's by far the best way to maximize results:time.

>>38148674
>statisticsing your way to sex/gf
I have to say I'm sort of impressed by what levels of innovation the quest for vagina inspires

>>38142855
That woman is perfect and ill never ever date her or be with her or hold her hand.

>>38148539
HAHAHAHAHAH no I got turned town by a local because I was a few inches shorter.
Women hate short guys, I bet youre a girl.

>>38142855
jesus christ she looks really similar to someone i know, i almost freaked out

>>38148629
People are supposed to have sex retard.
Without it no one would be born.

>>38149008
Turns out you form relationships with others better when you arent just trying to procreate because all you can think of is depositing your seed in a pocket somewhere asap

>>38142855
>from Texas
>hates avocado and steak
Other than that, I don't see what your problem is with her profile, she seems like a completely wholesome girl. I doubt she is (she went to high school on the West Coast) but nothing on her profile is particularly triggering.

>>38148434
I did not say anything about inviting them to an outdoor excursion, a porn movie, or inserting cheesy lines such as, "At a loss for words sweetie."

Unfortunately, that's not going to cut it. Try again.

>>38148434
I have to correct myself. The, "I've got lunch at TGI Friday's," would work. At least, without the second part. Only because chances are she's going to be all, "OMG! I love that place! *insert menu item* is my favorite!" And that's a good opener to possibly grab some drinks later. Only because then you can end it with a, "I'll hit you up later if you want, we can grab some drinks next week or something. g2g! *insert face or food icon of choice*" And then so-on and so-forth. You get an number, you text them.

And that's roughly how you do it. I don't care how stupid putting a bunch of icons feels, woman love that shit.

>>38149008
I wish nobody was born.

>>38144888
Trips of truth, as soon as I saw that I thought "holy shit, steak and avocado comprise a huge majority of my diet, do qt girls not like those kinds of food?"