I missed you r9k

What meds did they give you?

>>38139860
whats the diagnosis, anything unexpected?

>>38139924
Higher dose of paxil and prozac added to my schedule

>>38139860
We missed you more, anon. Tell us some stories about your time in the hospital!

Are you tits femanon? Are you ever going to post bare tits?

>>38139860
What was the hospital like anon? It's always been somewhere im terrified of going to.

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we were expecting you, your unit is prepped and ready, all you need to do is shake the manager's hand.

>>38139860
Kill your worthless piece of shit mom first you hopless waste of life. That'll make it even.

>>38140029
I was in a hospital bed with my hands tied to the rails.

Hand a handler next to me at all times

My psychiatrist is most definitely tired of my drama.

Some of you may know my on discord

>>38140040
I'm a man named Salaryman

>>38140114
This, OP. Just do it already.

>>38140180
Can't paid too much money to keep me alive

>>38139860
Do you have any built up hatred towards anyone? Perhaps the ones who were responsible for getting you sent there. If so, might I suggest something a little drastic? Like possibly doing something from the background but also influencing their lives at the same time which will leave them completely confused and broken. Or even just simply removing them from existance. You won't believe how truly satisfiying it is to get your revenge on someone you despise.

>>38140221
All my hatred is directed towards myself

>>38139860
What method did you try and why didn't it work?

Asking for curiosity

>>38140266
Stabbed myself with steak knife

>>38140308
Kek, what a retard. Just jump in front of a train.

>>38140319
Need to leave a clean body.

>>38140339
Then just take literally every fucking pill in the cabinet

>>38140339
Why do you need to leave a clean body?

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>>38140308
lol did you think that actually had a decent chance of killing you?

Less then 1% of cutting suicide attempts actually result in death. Try shooting or hanging yourself if you're serious about ending it

Shotgun to the roof of the mouth is pretty much a guarantee of success

>>38139860
how old are you OP?

There's probably hope, it just all sounds shitty.

>>38140398
NO! No guns! Yes its so much easier to use a gun but the moment I die they'll use my death as an excuse to take away gun rights.

I love the 2nd amendment too much.

>>38140425
I'm 26.

Also if anyone wants to talk to me I'm on discord as Salaryman#0032

>>38140440
They'll use them anyway.

I have a shotgun and handgun and might use the shotgun to kill myself, it's not like I'm using an a-salt weapon.

>>38139860
>such an idiot fucks up on multiple suicide attempts

Kill yourself

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>>38139860
i know youre just posting w/e but please dont normalize the term fembot, since they are a contradiction and only hurt people

>Harmed myself in a way that I knew wouldn't actually kill be but could technically be considered a suicide attempt so I can go around telling everyone about how I tried to kill myself again

ftfy

>>38140490
Sorry I suck at it

>>38140503
Find me a gf and I'll stop

>>38140514
>kill be
me*

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>>38140527
well it would help to realize there are no women on this board, atleast biological females

so yea thats the first step i guess

>>38140514
>>38140533
I wanted to die Japan style

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Our army needs recruits OP.

Can I call on you when the time is right?

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>>38140308
Post a pic of your scar/stitches or else you're just bullshitting us

>>38140583
No you didn't, you wanted to look troubled and damaged as a desperate grab for attention you colossal fucking faggot

>>38140319
"Failed" """"suicide"""" faggots don't actually want to die, they just want attention. If anyone really wanted to die 100% they'd have done it without waking up in the hospital again and again and again. Hold a gun up to their head and I bet they'll start begging for their lives.

>>38140625
NO. GUNS.

Do you want another justification for gun control?

>>38140782
Nobody is going to ban guns over some faggot shooting himself. I doubt anyone aside from your immediate family will even hear about it.

>>38140794
Thats what you think. Then the feds come along

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>>38139860
No you didn't try to kill yourself. I really wish you attention seeking fags would stop with the meme of "I tried". Just from that alone I was able to guess you used a knife because that's what all of you low energy attention seekers do. If you really wanted to kill yourself you'd tie a rock to your ankle and jump off a bridge into a river or off a high building, shoot yourself or lay down on some train tracks. At the very least you'd stab yourslef in the heart but the truth is you didn't want to die. You just needed your empathy and attention meter refilled so you inconsequentially poked yourself.

People like you are the reason why people who are actually about to kill themselves don't get help: because they know they'll be lumped in with your sorry ass lot. Either do it right next time or not at all faggot.

>>38141070
Eat ass. Seriously eat your daddys ass

>Fucked up killing myself again
god I hate this board and the retard losers on it. there's always lewd images posted here though