*sniffs*
"Damn it son how many times I have got to tell you ya have to be installing new penis bushings when they start to wear out! Don't lie and say they aren't worn out, hellfire I can smell that from the front seat. Get back in the house, you're not going to school yet."
Don't worry it's just me, my son is at his new job, I've come to tell to he won't be riding in the back of your car anymore.
You've been warned, now shake my hand like a man.
>>38139428
"Your son? Who the hell are you and why are you in my car? Where the fuck is my son then huh?! He was just here damnit! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!"
>>38139373
Heeeyyy daddy
what's a penis bushing? can I get one for my b-day?
luv u lots xoxo
>>38139469
"You didn't shake my hand yet" *grabs hand off steering wheel*
>>38139649
Son, you put this around the shaft of the penis after you pack it with bearing grease and then use a pneumatic crimper set to your adjusted girth and when it is worn out you just use the auto extractor tool on the back of the crimper.
You'll know when you bushings are worn out because you will start to notice a vinegar odor
The reason us men using bushings is to minimize chafing especially during sports and make thrusting inside of your partners vagina much easier to lubricate and less likely to tear your shaft's skin
>>38139798
PIc related is a penis bushing