I stole these today, what should I do with them? -kv

Why do you have to steal condoms? What are you 15?

>>38139069
Jerk off without the mess

>>38139069
>I stole these today, what should I do with them? -kv

Put them on your feet and wear them like socks

>>38139069
Balloon animals

>>38139096
I don't have any money. I laughed when I saw them.

>>38139069
put it over your head and hold your breath

cut a little of the tips off and put them on tail pipes ONLY OF PEOPLE YOU HATE FOR A REASON TAHTS GOOD

it will still inflate and melt to their exhaust pipe

fill them with chocolate milk

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>>38139150
Is someone disrespecting chocolate milk in here?

>>38139069
trojan is a bad name for condoms

it implies that the woman accepts a safe dick between her legs, then warriors suddenly bust a door and invade her

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>>38139107
It broke when I tried, I have size 14 feet
The red stuff is eczema

If you were circumcised tightly, these can be used as a foreskin substitute. Only problem is since they aren't part of your body it won't feel like having a foreskin. But the motion is similar and it'll prevent discomfort from trying to jerk your immobilized penis skin and muscles.

If you still have all of your foreskin, or at least enough of it that the tissue on your penis can still move, you won't really be able to understand this benefit. I'm talking about if you were circumcised like this:

https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Too-tight-circumcision-18957992

It won't give you any more feeling but it can take some of the discomfort away.

get the fucc
get the succ

>>38139069
Pierce them and give them back.

>>38139069
Go into your moms stuff and eat her lipstick

>>38141214
Why do you have girl fingernail?

>>38141238
Why you (you) me faggot

>>38139142
this

or fill them with water and pour it up your ass

>>38139069
Fap in them, then drink the cum.

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>>38139069
put on a cock hero video and see how long you can fap wearing one

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>>38142743
also get a fleshlight

>>38139069
i use em to stick fingers up my ass with no mess when i want to spice things up. bout once a month

Poke holes in them then give them to someone

>>38142743
>>38142767

absolutely barbaric circumcision, poor guy can't get any pressure on the head when he jerks it. every time he jerks off is a ruined orgasm.

>>38142743
>>38142767
how big's this? no homo, just curious.

>>38139069
Fill them up eith baking soda and vinegar. Goo outside to a normie fireworks get together and light em ul

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>>38143512
my dick is 5.5" long and 5" around, average in every way

>>38143692
does it really feel like a pussy?

>>38139069
Poke holes in them and put them back where you got them.

>>38139069
put your mom's dildo in it and then stick it up your ass

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>>38143714
better than your hand not nearly as good as another person

>>38143714
>>38143748

I find if you warm it up enough and warm the lube up too it is as good as real pussy for about 90 seconds

Then it cools down and is no longer realistic, but still way better than your hand, plus you can't death grip with it

>>38142743
>>38142767
Did i just watch some faggot masturbate on r9k

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>>38145084
yeah, a fag fapping to a cock hero vid

>>38140167
Best answer in this thread

>>38143427

A lot of guys can get great orgasms without even touching their head, if they still have their frenulum intact.

http://www.can-fap.net/preview/fundraiser_preview_fremgasmlengthwise.shtml

Case in point.

Of course if they cut out your frenulum this is going to be difficult or impossible.