Itt:We own a local store

No niggers allowed

originaldisallowedniggers

>>38138361
>No niggers allowed
EBT NOT ACCEPTED HERE
problem solved :^)

Hello anon do you recommend piss bottle select or piss bottle ultra?

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>>38138335
"Anon, I'm taking you across town so you can dabble in merchandising..."

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H-hello, I would like to apply for a job here

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>>38138384
Select, the only advantage of ultra is it comes with a straw to attach to your cock. A real piss bottler applies the bottle directly to the penis.
>>38138446
What are your qualifications?

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>>38138446
[motions to you]

"Go on, son. Remember what I told you."

Be sure to include a "no Normies allowed" sign outside too

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im just going to pirate some of this wine if i like it ill buy it. dont worry im helping youe store by spreadibg word of mouth

>>38138531
but anon, thats looks like champagne!

Tendies on sale!
12% off!
Buy one get one free!

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>>38138335
Im *SIP* here to *SLURP* buy some *GULP* coffee
But please do not talk to me until ive finished this cup.

>>38138335
Got tendies?

arugula

Which one of you fucks stole the sink?

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>walks into store
>skulks through the aisles hunched over feeling like I'm being watched the entire time
>feeling slight dread at having to interact with the clerk to check out
>feel like the clerk will judge my purchases so I don't even get all of the things I want
>"thank you, please come again"
>"y-you too-uh, i mean, ah..."

ayy wuz good senpai. lemme get some of dim sunflower seeds wit da pepsi. yeah and lemme put dat on layaway

>>38138361
I'll stock the halal meat section

Do we carry chewing tobacco

goddamnit ricky. if you're going to install cameras in the girls bathroom you need to at least hide the fucking things.

Someone shat in isle 9, go clean it up wagie.

>>38138634
>that loser was acting suspicious
>i think he stole something
>i'm calling the cops

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>>38138710

I JUST WANTED A SNACK WHILE I WATCH ANIME

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Id like to use my discount to buy a bag of carrots and personal lubricant

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>>38138335
Pissbottles! Tendies! Get all your robotic needs right here! Buy 3 tendies for the price of 1! No women and normies allowed!

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>cant find something
>too autistic to ask any of the clerks and just leave with out it
>cry on the way back home

>Do you guys have a bathroom?

Ill take a bottle of hot sauce, a condom, and a whole raw chicken please. Oh, and a carton of fags. Thank you

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do you have...umm..extra s-small condoms

>>38138814
dude smoking is stupid your gona kill your lungs man

jk i smoke a lot too

Man, this gives me feels. I've always had this desire to run a cozy convenient store. Just read and listen to music while waiting for weird people to come and go.

>>38138833
Would you like the ones that are onahole safe?

Alright I'm the new boss here and we have new rules. First off all faggy cuteboys are required to work in the part of the store with most customer interaction. Secondly they are required to have a vibrator in their ass set to high intensity at all times during your shift. That is all for now.

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR

HOW MANY NIGGERS ARE IN MY STORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L00q0FEsQhE

look at my fidget spinners

>convenience store
>buy $40,000+ of merchandise every month
>sell it for $60,000
>pay rent, utilities, wages, taxes
>come $5,000/month ahead
>yearly income is just that basically

>every time someone steals, breaks things, or just doesn't come shop it eats away my salary because rent utilities wages and taxes have taco get paid regardless of what I sell or don't
IT'S TOUGH MAN

>>38138918
same desu

always enjoyed coming into comfy-tier convenience stores, especially when you're on the road somewhere and stumble upon one

>>38139596
Honestly what's the point in opening a business unless you make it big which is extremely unlikely for the average person, even experienced entrepreneurs fuck up tons but they can afford it because of their luck with their initial business ventures.

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>>38138487
>>38138472
well s-sir
*meekly extends arm with semi-open hand*
i-i'm in the middle of home schooling right now..
*eyes unflinching looking directly at manager*
a-and i used to be captain of a dota team...
*looks back at handshake dad*

>>38139662
You need money to make money. If you can run 10 stores, each of you bringing 100k net income, you can hire a manager for each for 60k (comfy) and you get 400k passive income. It's just getting to that level requires money. Eventually you can get it from the bank once they see you have experience running the businesses, but you are gonna sweat hard for the first 5 years building that up.

A common trend I see is
>be wage cuckold
>buy house
>pay off house
>get line of credit against the house, so basically $300k line of credit available to borrow at 2.5% or whatever
>open business, use all that money to stock your store, pay rent, be safe for 6 months while you build up clientele
>once business is self sufficient, either be content or repeat process for more profits and risk

You either get to 10 stores and comfy life or your business tanks and you lose the house and you move in with your parents or become homeless

"Hey Ned, just the cigs today?"
"See you next Tuesday bud."

I want these feels

>>38139949
>You either get to 10 stores and comfy life or your business tanks and you lose the house and you move in with your parents or become homeless
The only problem is that the probability of the latter happening is much higher than the former

>>38139980
That's why you spend your wagecuck years playing all the business tycoon games, as training

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>>38138335
"I'm looking for your cheapest cum rag."
>Gets directed to 'used' section.

>>38139973
how much do you smoke

i smoke a pack a day

should i stop? i just dont wanna get COPD

>>38138335
*flashes cashier*

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>>38140399
Thats a nice feminine penis you got there bro. Care to join me in the stock room?

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>>38140518
*runs out door in a panic, leaving groceries behind*