ITT: Things aliens would say to each other after discovering us
>so half of their population have an awkward, floppy slab of meat sticking out of their bodies and they care A LOT about its size
>>38137042
Blue pilled faggot, if they can cross a solar system the lnow about sexual characters
>>38137042
The other half of the population has sandwich meat between their legs and also cares a lot about its size. What's interesting is that unlike the meat stick humans who try to fix themselves with various ways to increase its size, sandwich meat humans continuously try to solve the problem by convincing meat stick humans that they're the ones with the issue if they don't like an excessive amount of sandwich meat.
>>38137204
>The other half of the population has sandwich meat between their legs and also cares a lot about its size
>and also cares a lot about its size
>implying they do
There will be thirsty cucks no matter how roasty the roastie is
>>38137042
Probably something along the lines of "ayy lmao"
>>38138086
This is the only correct answer
ayy
>>38137042
>humans must be exterminated
original
>>38137042
I know what you mean dude. I watch Rick and Morty too. Its such a smart show
Exterminatus? Exterminatus.