what did you expect?

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I didn't ask for this feel yet it just came

I ask for EVERYTHING

I smile at everybody
I shake everyones hands
I've asked out every girl I liked (each one agreed but then rejected me after they figured out who I was behind my mask)

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>>38135501
>mfw I asked my onetitis a couple weeks ago and got my heart broken
Fuck you, OP!

>>38135630
I meant to type a couple days
Cautionary originoli

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It's time to grow up, anon.

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>>38135630

Did you try shaking her hand?

>>38135501
>Skip the bullshit.
>Go straight to begging for money on the streets!
That's real initiative right there

>>38135501
>>38135579
>>38135619
>>38135630
>>38135653
>>38135679
>>38135698

That's it. I'm going to kill myself. I can't take this anymore. Oh my god I'm really going to do it. Tell me not to kill myself /r9k/.

>>38135714
Don't do it anon. Have hope. Grab life by the hand and give it a good shake.

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>>38135714
SHAKE
H
A
K
E

>>38135714
Hello, anon. My name is also anon. Look into my eyes. You did not give me my (You). Now I'm going to shake your hand and you are going to reply to the post that you just missed. You are also going to give me a job that pays 250k a year.

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>>38135714
JUST SHAKE THE DAMN HAND SHINJI

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Stop posting Dad Handshake threads.

>Dad tells a story about how his father got him a job after graduations
>Says it's one of the reason he is the man he is today.
>Doesn't do the same to me.

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>>38136105
Son, did you even try asking your old man for one?

>>38136067
dadposting>vargposting
Get with the times grandpa

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"Asking" is how to get shat on and passed over all your life. Don't ask, take.

>>38137082
unless you operate outside the bounds of the law then you are not in a position to take but only in a position to ask.

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>tfw weak handshake
what should i do dad?

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>>38137161
Work on your handshake?

>>38137161
It's all about how you present yourself, social posturing, learn game son.