Creme Brulee

>>38135420
Waiting for Chocolate JohnSaxon...

Alright, I said it gets better, just wait

Beginning of next year
>Stacey's in my AP english this year too
>Get into the year late because my parents planned a disneyland trip a week into school.
>Sit all the way across class from her
>She probably hates me now
>Socratic seminar, we sit in a circle and talk about shit
>mfw she shits directly across from me
>mfw when Im contributing to the discussion, and she waves at me and smiles
>still think she hates me
>Three weeks into school, ask her what she got on the essay
>Seems happy to see me
>still think she hates me

Later

>Partner project
>mfw stacey and I are put in the same group
>basically ignore her
>make jokes about creme brulee and some other shit
>mfw she laughs way too much
>I don't know if she hates me or not
>in bed that night
>work up the courage to add her again on snapchat
>says something like "stacey not found" or some shit
>look it up, I've been blocked
>now its cemented that she hates me
>two weeks later
>tired of this shit
>Bring it up to her in class
>She says "Omg, I didn't recognize your username"
>to be fair I have a really shit edgy username
>In group project, we need a group chat to communicate
>it's her job to start it
>She never does, and seems really iffy about making it
>think she didn't want me to have her number

Later
>realize that I have no friends, pretty much everyone hates me, and the three friends I do have always do shit with their other friends and I'm never there
>get depressed
>wonder why everyone hates me
>I know, stacey hates me, I'll ask her
>EXTREME AUTISM ALERT
>literally ask her "Why does everyone hate me?" on snapchat
>She's like what are you talking about
>mfw over the next four months I tell her literally everything that I'm insecure about, and everything in my life
>starting to hate school so much I feel physical pain on the ride there
>Send edgy snapchats of like airsoft guns saying shit like "finally gonna do it" and stuff like that
Let me continue

>>38135610
this gon b good

arugula oreganalio

One day, like right after christmas break
>Sent some depressing shit to stacey night before
>Ride to school, just don't get out of the car when i get there
>Mom says you can stay home but youll pay the consequences
>Literally say, "there wont be any consequences if I kill myself today will there"
>She freaks out, wants me in therapy
>fuckthat
>Realize that if I'm absent for like a day after the shit I sent stacey she'll probably freak out
>text, "Don't worry, I didn't kill myself, I have a plan"
>mrw I meant a plan to get happier
>mrw she thought I meant a plan to kill myself
>mrw she goes to the counselor and tells them Im going to kill myself
>mrw the counselor calls my mom and tells her
>THANK GOD I TOLD HER BEFORE THAT CALL HOLY FUCK

Later
>One of my 3 friends tells me I should come with him to this dance
>Don't have girlfriend or a date of any kind
>go anyway
>mrw I send a pic to stacey and she says I look amazing
>heartboner.jpg
>Get to dance
>See stacey's bf grinding on her at the dance
>Throw up in the school bathroom
>realize that I have feelings for her

Fast forward to like a month before schools out
>literally day before prom
>the last secret I haven't told her about me
>ask her, "if you had to pick one word to describe yourself, what would you choose"
>she says, idk, what about you
>conflicted or insecure
>talk about what I'm conflicted about
>mention "her", not so subtely
>like literally at the end of the list, "and mostly about you"
>she asks how am I conflicted about her
>Start to tell her
>realize that it's the stupidest thing I have ever done and probably will ever do in my life
>start freaking out
>heart actually dying
>tell her, you know that dance that I went to, the winter one or whatever
>she says yeah, probably thinks I got raped or something
>Say that nevermind, I really can't, this is the hardest thing I've done, shit like that
>mrw she says "you can tell me anything"
let me continue

>>38135610
Type faster OP the suspense is killing me

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>>38135781
This is a comfy storytime

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>>38135781

don't mess with us OP, this is gud

>If you've ever heard "you can tell me anything" from someone who you've both told everything about yourself to and who you have feelings for, it's impossible not to just spit it out
>tell her that seeing her boyfriend grind on her made me puke
>She's like, "as in you have feelings for me"
>expect her to block me instantly and tell her entire friend group
>nah, she says "obviously I have a boyfriend, and you can't really control your feelings, your just gonna have to get over me"
>way better than expected
>one thing changed'
>we were going to hang out a couple times before this
>shes a lot busier so it never works
>now itll never work because its not right

The best part
>Stacey posts a bikini pic on her finsta
>Her bf comments some of the cum emoji and the peach and the eggplant
>Grossed out
>Text her, "Your bf's comment on your insta post was gross"
>mrw she messages me a giant paragraph about how its not my right to judge her and her boyfriend and they've been friends for two years and dating for six months and all this shit
>apologize profusely
>mrw my heart didn't stop beating at like twice the speed for two hours after reading that shit
>mrw I realize that I text her way too much and I think about her way too much
>block her on snapchat, and both instas and twitter
>realize that I had saved some of the consoling she had given me, she I add her back
>"hey, I accidentally unfriended you, can you add me back"
>she does
>she isn't mad at me anymore
>Shitty ending, I know
>Mixtape out in December

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Don't tell me we have to wait 'till next week for the next exciting installment.

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>>38135920
FUCK YOUR M. NIGHT SHIT TWIST ENDING. THAT WAS ANTICLIMACT AS FUCK. I HATE YOU, I HOPE SHE SENDS YOU A PIC OF HER SUCKING HIS DICK

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kys immeadiatorily

Here's one thing to make it better: the lyrics to burnt cream

It's burnt cream
six egg yolks
like my bad dreams
my life is a joke
2 cups of hard cream
like a really good toke
When I show up to school
my draft in my pocket
feeling all cool, man I felt like a rocket
My friends, they all laughed when they heard my beats
I was like damn, take a seat
I felt worried
my new rap was a joke
my vision, it was blurry
now I felt awoke
I knew what I had to do
I had to make it better
Not sure what to do
i wrote my brother a letter
He said, "make it more serious"
when I see you today
that song better not be about creme brulee
I did what he said
But I kept my brulee
This song has a reason
you just have to stay

Alright listen
I know what I said
If you stick around
youll hear whats in my head
to make a sick sound
you need a good reason
or else youll be downed
and executed for treason
When I sat down
to write this song
a reason was found
I brought it along
i had a sick sound
my friends gave me a reason
to which I was bound
to put in this season
you need to have a reason to write
and a reason to fight
a reason to light
Fires in spite of those who you may fight
who say that "youre white,
you cant rap good like"
And maybe theyre right
I cant rap for shit
I make songs about food
call it creme, it aint lit
But whether or not, It aint cause im white
Its cause I aint suited
Not for this fight

I had to type this out so be grateful

>>38136175
kys loser lmao

oooooorrrrii

BY THE WAY, unlike most of the shit here this is 100% REAL, besides the names, prolly why it has a shit ending

>>38136175
Give us the SoundCloud link senpai

>>38135920
Im surprised she stayed cool with you and her boyfriend didn't confront you. What female wants a whiny beta orbiter constantly crying about how he's insecure and suicidal? Fucking hate guys like you, man the fuck up. You were funny enough to get her interest then completely fucked up.