>"Anon! Let's cuddle on the couch! Come on!"

>TFW You're the lamp

>>38134893
fug here comes da loneliness :DDD

>>38134893
I didn't ask you to fuck my shit up, OP.

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>weaker men will have their hearts broken by this
>tfw didn't fall for the 3d cuddling meme

I will follow this path until the end.

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cuddle? bitch imma slide my 16cm dick in your asshole till your shit serves as a lubricant

>poweraid
>root beer
>ugly couch
>ugly woman

>implying i possess a couch

wew check ur priv

>>38135212
He had such an awkward smile, why did he keep trying to force himself to be someone he wasn't?

Is that person actually an MtF transsexual? I'm seeing a bit of an adam's apple and have seen that same facial structure on teenage boys.

>>38134893
I do not think I'd be comfortable doing that. I have anxiety

>>38135308
Such is the nature of the malignant narcissist. Unhappy with his true self (a weak, beta male with no real character), he creates and projects a false self. This false self is everything he isn't. But because it IS false, it doesn't function properly in society and leads to problems

>>38134893
>i will never cuddle her

End my fucking suffering

FUCKING STACY GET OUT OF MY SOFA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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thought the cuddling shit was just a meme,
but damn did it feel amazing feeling a qts warmth, her sweet scent, waking up next to her....
sigh...

>>38134893
I hate those sorts of lines. Because I can't read women at all.
With Women A: I just enjoy the cuddle
Later in txt "wtf, why didn't you make a move I wanted to fuck"
>fugggg
With women B: Start to slowly feel her up
"Euuu stop, we are just friends"

Does she have a penis? Cuddles are complimented best by frotting.

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>>38134893
hmm cute girl.
too bad i'll never fuck her pussy

>>38136168
If that's all you think about, you'll never fuck any pussy.

>>38134893
this girl is so out of my league it's upsetting

>>38136252

Right, because men around the world get with women because of their personalities. Get real