Sup robots, about to smoke grass for the first time. Any advices?

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Very original bumpus

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>>38129520
You probably won't feel a thing. The first 2 times don't normally hit you too hard.

>>38129520
Smoke a cig before. You should try to take medium/small tokes until you feel like something hitting in your chest.
Once you have learned it, smoke your joint, preferably with experienced friends and in a confortable ambient (not shit like alone in the woods or in ur dark basement)

>>38129520
you'll be disappointed.
weed is lame.
doesn't make you funnier nor more social if you are autistic.
makes you lazy.
alcohol is the way to go.

>>38129520
Soak it in windex. Best high ever.

>>38129943
My first joint was a "pure one" (only weed, i don't know what's the terminology in english). I couldn't feel my limbs and i ranted about the corruption of our government.

>>38130020
This.

>>38130044
Kind of true, but it can help with socialising. Makes you more empathetic, you want to talk to people and see how they're doing and all that.

>>38130067
in my case it just made me more anxious. i was in my room with a girl and while she was talking all i could think of was "shit i'm too high try to act normal"

>>38130067
Imho, the best for socializing is drinking a few drinks/beers and THEN smoking some pot together.

>>38130147
Why didn't you smoke with her?

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>>38129520
Enjoy jail time fucker!

>>38130174
i did. we were both high, but she was cool and i was anxious and sleepy

>>38129520
Put on some music from the 70s

>>38130338
>implying the g-men aren't looking for weed smokers to help out with investigation because fucking everybody smokes weed
To any non-automated agents that may be reading this, realize that the US Government has turned to the side of evil since the Nixon era.
If you want to be a true patriot, consider following in the footsteps of Snowden.

>>38129943
This is because no one teaches you how to smoke and you and up either coughing before it hits your lungs or it never leaves your mouth.

>>38129520
OK after you take your lips off the pipe/bong/joint breath in for a second then let it out. Kinda like a ciggy

>>38130444
Burn in hell sinner. Pot smokers like you need to rot in jail.

>>38130578
Oh, whatever. Keep talking like that, and I'll write a very small spidering program that makes whatever it is that you like illegal in your jurisdiction. Chinese cartoons.

>>38129520

Your going to become a fan of The Doors, if this isn't the kind of music you enjoyed before well tough, it's going to happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS-af9Q-zvQ

>>38130338
>implying everybody lives in America

>>38130402
Don't do this if you wanna keep a resemblance of mental sanity. Don't listen to music your first times, enjoy your new altered state but don't overdo it.

>>38130629
Don't worry britfag, I'm sure your police will take a weed threat more seriously anyways

>>38130673
>implying i am british or a native english speaker
(You) should leave the anglosphere

>>38129520
Just turn on TV and be amazed

>>38130667
What the fuck have you ever smoked weed? Music sounds better high, video games are more intense/fun, food taste better. It's not a trip numbnuts it's a simple high

>>38129520
Keep the smoke for min. 4 seconds in your lungs before exhaling.
If you're feeling good, stop smoking.
Nothing is going to happen, its not hard drugs.