Reasons to live

Masterbate to death. You can kill yourself by expelling to much jizz.

>boipucci
>Feminine penises
>Girl feet
>Smelly girl armpits
>Vaginas

>Drown in boipucci
>Rekt by feminine penis
>Girl feet intoxication
>Armpit suffocation
>Vagina poisoning

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>>38127178
Sure. Just have a peek at my digits.

>>38127251
I already got the first 2 and it is not even close to a reason to live so probably the other 3 are the same.

1. Something awesome can happen tomorrow, like you find a bag full of money.
2. You live in the first world, which makes you one of 10% richest people on the planet
3.Food
4.Internet
5.Somebody likes you, even if you are the worst person on the planet

1. Life is not fair
2. You stop all the emotional pain
3. It's pointless to live if you have no children or younger sibllings to take care of
4.You stop wasting earths resources and you are making room for people who are actually competent
5.you are choosing your own fate, and chosing death over a miserable life which is fine

>>38127251
Please elaborate on death method #2.

>>38127178
Memes
/r9k/
The small chance of something very fortunate to happen to you
The end of the world
The rest of the Elliot docs may still come out sometime

Lethal dose of morphine
Suicide by cop
Happening
Jumping from a high place
Hanging

>>38127178
>1. drugs
>2. sometimes somebody who you dont like dies
thats all, there arent even 5 reasons to live

>1. jumping off a roof or bridge or something
>2. classic kurt cobain (shotgun headshot, if you can buy one)
>3. outing as gay in a muslim country
>4. drowning
>5. drug overdose

>>38127426
1. no.
2. it doesn't matter because Im surrounded by other "rich" people and the cost of life is relative to our richness.
3. Why?
4. The internet constantly tells me to kill myself.
5. That sombody is scared of me or scared of approaching me so I will never know.