Why the fuck do you have to go through soo many hoops to get

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>>38126596
"The best way to go about it is to show up in person, speak with the manager, stand up nice and tall, give him a firm handshake, and tell him that you want the job."

>>38126618
Thanks baby boomer white man.

Just smile and shake their hand! I remember when I worked for $5 a hour back in the 60s!

Because there is an oversupply of monkeys begging for those fucking mcjobs.

>>38126596
That's why they hire monkeys, not you.

>>38126596
Im telling you son, the harder you shake his hand the faster you get the job. How do expect to be the top clamper if you dead fish all the time.

work at a non-chain restaurant doing dishes with the mexicans. they won't ask questions or care what you do or where you come from as long as you do the job. don't even have to fill out an application or have a resume most of the time. the more run down the place looks, the better your chances are of getting hired. don't let your pride get in the way.

I know how you feel, it pisses me off so much. Not just with jobs but fucking everything else is so complicated. Like I have to go through all this red tape just to take a shit or something. Owning a car, renting, etc.