Reminder: every qt you ever laid eyes on ripped a fart within

>>38122291
this is hot, I got an erection

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>>38122291
That's so fucking gross can you not op kthxbai

who the fuck farts once an hour?

>>38122443
>>38122443
average person farts 14 times a day

where do girls go to fart?

>>38122552
I don't believe that at all. I fart maybe once or twice a day.

>>38122565
same place you do, where ever no one will hear it.

>>38122579
>>38122579
girls fart more than guys too. I have a teenage sister, so can confirm as fact.

>>38122608
that's hot
do you smell her farts?

>>38122627
not on purpose. but it happens

>>38122608
but i am a girland a female

>>38122647
I would smell your farts
how do they smell like?

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>>38122291
>99% of those girls have pooped at least once in the past 48 hours before you see them

>>38122710
>>38122710
Or, had poop in their intestines ready to come out, just inches from you.

>>38122710
>they're constantly pissing
Wew lad

>>38122291
>within an hour

I think that's a little over exaggerated but I'd say that within 3 hours is definitely true

>>38122291
I eat once, maybe twice a day. I poop once a day after my coffee. If I skip coffee, I poop twice a day. I fart maybe once every 3 days, unless you can fart without realizing it, not sure if I fart in my sleep. Is this normal?

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>>38122678
You do realize that chances are that anon isn't even a girl?

Why can't there be a thread without this kind of cringey bullshit?

>>38122731
>>38122762
That too.
>girl walks past you
>her vagina was literally two feet away from your dick

>>38122552
>>38122443
I literally fart maybe once every 2 days and I NEVER fart if I'm with somebody else I will hold it in until it goes away

>>38122887
you must be a girl because all girls lie about their farts. this is a fact.