>used up granny gave me her phone number as a """"tip"""""

Are you that knot poster

>>38121482
At least someone desires you, anon

>>38121562
its pretty fucking creepy when a woman who could practically be your mom does shit like that desu

>aging roastie starts pestering me between sets while I'm trying to listen to Lord of the Rings

fffuuuuuuck offfffff

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>>38121482
>>38121691
>not wanting a mommy fuckbuddy

>>38121482
Please stop associating Riko with such a vile post

>>38121691

how much older? I'm fucking a girl that's 12 years older

>used to be a cashier
>old ladies would flirt at me and complement my red hair
>was oblivious to it until I realized years later that all those old ladies wanted my dick

Eww gross fuck off grandma

>>38121768
around 20-25 years older. she couldn't have been any older than my mom, who's like 46

>>38121768
>girl
Be honest with yourself, anon. At the very least she's a woman, probably pushing senior citizen at which point they lose gender specific phrases since it doesn't even matter what parts they have.

>sad drunk old white-trash roastie starts talking to you at the bar
If I wanted conversation I wouldn't be at a bar at 2pm

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>>38121482
>there are people ITT who DON'T want a mommy gf
it should be illegal to be this fucking gay

>>38121802

she still gets ID'd despite being over 35. She's pretty cute anon

>>38121823
They have to ID you if you look under 45. Just be glad she still gets ID'd for now.

>>38121906

it's 25 anon. What country are you from?

>complaining about being desired
fuck off

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>>38121924
The greatest country on God's green Earth.