Why do girls have to use toilet paper even if they just had to pee?

>>38118697
It's messier when you are a girl.

Because it gets on the surrounding tissue.

>>38118697
I'm a dude and will occasionally dab the tip of my dick when I'm home, not often, but sometimes.
Just gets the residual piss out I guess.

>>38118697
>>38118753
i pat my dickhole every time

You dont want to have piss on your panties, senpai

>>38118753
>>38119148
>a single drop of piss runs down your leg as you walk away

>>38118697
Is it that uncommon for men to dry their dick tip?
Isnt there something like a wer slit or tip and you drop some sprinkles into your briefs?

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>>38118753
I do this every time unless in a public bathroom

>>38118697
OP, got the source of your pic?

>>38118753
>>38120045
>>38120064

Just shake/pat your dicks you faggots retards

>>38118697
look up some piss porn with a closeup of their pussy then you'll see

>>38118753
just shake it you retard

if piss dribbles out after you put your dick back in your underwear then you need to do the gooch squeeze to get all the piss out

>>38121595
>>38120224
Kukukukukuku you cutfags don't even know the struugles

>he doesn't dab his bell end

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>>38121595

What the fuck is the gooch squeeze? I just dab the tip with a paper towel/tissue

>>38121721
The hell are you talking about? I'm uncut and I just squeeze once and shake a couple of times.

>>38121762
after you're done pissing push up on your gooch right below your balls, it will push all the piss out and you won't dribble piss in your underwear

>>38121595
I've tried that shit, it doesn't work there's always a drop left no matter what.

>>38118697
Because I'm not around to lick them clean.

why are females such failures? after they take a shit if they wipe the wrong way they will mash poo all over their vagina. lol wtf is that

>>38121789
This also works for squeezing out the last bit of cum after fapping.

>>38118697
How else would they wipe their butts?

>>38118697
Imagine you try to spit, but you can't open your lips, so your spit just ping-pongs around inside your mouth over and over until it comes dribbling out from your lips in every direction, up, down, sideways, forwards, everywhere.

That's why they use toilet paper.

>>38120135
This.

pls gib saus

I wish they used my tongue instead

>>38121890
>Because I'm not around to lick them clean.

wh-what?

>>38123122
>I wish they used my tongue instead

You're disgusting.

>>38123364
Wanna know how I know you're a homo?

>>38123370
>hurrrr if ur not a sick perv like me y-your gay!

Fuck off

>>38123436
stay vanilla, gayboy

>>38123464
I'm not vanilla you sick freak

>>38123515
You cleraly are, you fucking fruit

>>38118697
This site is for 18+ only. please leave

>>38123523
You're talking about licking PISS from a girl's vagina for fucks sake!!!

>>38123552
what's wrong with that? what's your wildest fantasy?

>>38123552
>licking PISS from a girl's vagina
Objectively less disgusting than anal sex

>>38123552
>for fucks sake!!!
You have to leave

also I'm still waiting for sauce

>>38121595

This is why circumcision is a thing. Only uncut fags have to worry about this.

>>38123995
that is not why circumcision is a thing

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>>38123552
I'd do it. But I like eating ass better.

I just stick the tip of my dick against the roll of TP. no reason to waste it.