>mom saw the toilet coral

>>38117565
Is that, like, jizz that didn't flush or something? I'm trying to think of what could be mortifying enough that you'd post this.

>grandad found the smegma recyclator

>>38117613
Newfag pls go in an original way

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>>38117649
>little sis attended the foreskin funeral

>>38117656
Remember that you were a newfag once too who didn't know what a toilet coral is

>>38117656
Just tell us. We can't all be the cool kid.

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>dad almost discovered the semen stench

Uncle Bart happened upon the rectal rice.

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Cousin Quinton chronicled the scrotal songs

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>mom found the dildo dimension

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>>38117565
>mommy found the cumbox

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Aunt Jenny found the penile penny

Zilter sniffed the putrid penile pustules.

what the ever loving fuck is this thread even

>dog licked the creampie container

>>38118064
Not quite sure, but I'm having a nice laugh either way

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>Grandma discovered the Ohioan Floortile Cosplay

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>pappy pinned the penis puppet

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>great-aunt found the smegma foundation

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>>38117565
>mom opened the cum compartment

>Uncle Stanley found the cum Hamster

>>38117613
>>38117770
>>38117782
>>38118064
>>38118475
Newfriends leave and stay leave.

>daddy took a peek at the chicken slapping contest

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>mom finally decides to change my blankets
>all the crystallized penis rocks come out
I was in the bathroom and when she started screaming I knew exactly what happened. I wanted to stay in the bathroom forever because I was too scared to talk to her about it.

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>>38119157
It's okay anon we're here for you.
It can't be worse than the time my son found the spaghetti condoms.

>>38119111
No, I'm going to stay until I can assimilate

>dad found the hole in the wall boypussy simulayor system

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>mom found the crispy towel

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>uncle edger found the mrs. piggy penis polisher

>>38117565
>the slime shirts
>still safe :)

>>38119441
stop posting until you do
thanks

> mama found the masturbation muffler

I'm done for

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>sister enabled the defecation devastation