>ywn be a dog in a rich family where everyone loves you >ywn

>tfw like cats
>tfw like dogs
>tfw like cows
>tfw like chickens

They're all so cute

sit, ubu, sit.

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>>38117034
>those dog lips

You forgot the part where they chop your balls off and the youngest daughter plays with your dingle which gets you excited but your juice can't come out because >tfw no balls

>>38117034
yeah, but don't forget about the part you get neutered.

what i'm trying to say is that it would still be quite shit.

>>38117509
Not if your owner is a white girl

>>38117174
pigs are cuter

>>38117559
Then you'd have worse things to worry about because on average girls are awful perkeepers.

>>38117034
>ywn be an animal and be blissfully unaware about your own mortality and lack of inherent purpose

>>38117625
Wild animals face death every day

>>38117645
And when they avoid it they go back to fucking around and not giving a shit