That kid

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>>38116137
>That kid who cheated on all his tests and assignments and thought he was smarter than everyone because he had "good grades"

when i was in technical school there was this really fucking crazy fatass kid who constantly spent every class period watching videos about power rangers. i was the only one in my group who had the balls to call him out on the weird, off-the-wall shit he would frequently say in class.

it got really annoying in our second year because there was only 6 of us total and this autistic freakshow had this one annoying motherfucker who would always defend the dumb shit he did. it got to the point where i actually received permission from the dean of students to start carrying OC spray on my person after the crazy guy threw my phone across the room (but the savvy shopper I am, ofc it didn't break because of its bitchin case)

>>38116190
Jesus Christ how little did you need to set this guy off?

>>38116137
>that kid who shit his pants on the school field trip

>that kid who fucking slapped a teacher's fat ass

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>That kid who got caught beating it in the bathroom stalls

> that kid who says he's smart but doesn't care so he fails everything and blames the school

>>38116137
>that edgy ginger kid who was an outcast and hung out with:
>the prego latina,
>edgy autist kid with knives, sharpened pencils and threatening to stab people
>depressed kid who's dad died from cancer.

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>>38116232
In 7th grade some kid got suspended in my math class for shooting a teach in the ass with one of these pen guns. Funniest thing that year.

>>38116238
How the fuck do you get caught doing that?

>that retarded kid that had Down's, Tourette's and autism all at once

I wish I was kidding.

>>38116267
Last one was me desu
All the stacies treated me nicely at least

>that kid who tried to fight the irish travelers and didnt land a single punch, then got knocked out

>>38116282
Dumbass didn't take his belt out of the loops one day and it was jangling. His heavy ass breathing didn't help.

>That kid who runs like naruto during recess

>>38116312
I saw one of those motherfuckers!

>>38116137
>that kid who was "the one". you know "the one".

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>That kid who could raise and army with the sheer power of the pity that other people had for him
>that kid who had an undying crush on a girl he knows but never told her and is still waiting for the right moment to this day
>that kid who hangs out with the retarded class because they're funny
Middle school was the best,

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>That fat SJW bitch who just had to drag race/gender/culture into every single class discussion

>>38116213
just about nothing. i swear, guy belonged off the streets

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>>38116346
>that kid who was the only dude to play tamagachi and ended up playing with 3-4 qts.
was me

>>38116413
Nah mate in a loony bin. Crazies on the streets are a recipe for disaster.

>>38116431
>>38116413
Oh I'm a fucking idiot I read it as "ON the streets"

>That kid who started off being perfectly respectable, but started becoming more and more edgy as time went on

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>>38116288
Sorry to hear anon. Hopefully you had a good time at school.

>>38116466
I feel like I was the inverse of this

>Start out in grade school labelled as a problem child
>Fighting, cussing, doing poorly academically
>Parents at their rope's end
>Move to new school system
>Get put in tutoring
>Start to do better in school
>See less and less utility in being a belligerent little prick
>Slowly begin volunteering
>Grades improved enough to go to a very prestigious school in Canada
>Graduate to be most educated person in my generation of my siblings and cousins
>Even my hobby interests and moral/ethical opinions become more traditional and refined
>Parents now seem to be happy

Feels quite alright

>That one kid that acted like a normal boy and looked like a normal boy except for the fact that he had a cute, juicy ass that any girl would kill for

Why did it have to be me? ;-;

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>>38116137
>that retarded kid that yelled MONSOOOOOONNNN before knocking out a deaf girl

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>that kid with anger issues that got triggered by everything and tried to attack you and the rest of the class multiple times

He almost hit a kid with a chair, tried to stab the teacher and destroyed the classroom once. Never saw him again after he got arrested.

>>38117140
I remember that kid. His dad went to LSU and he was obsessed with their football team. We would dig through stats and find shitty players after they lost a game and would chide him about it sending him into an autistic rage every time.

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>>38117218
kek

The kid I posted about was 3 years younger than me (I was 14 at the time) and got transferred to our class from another school because he got expelled.

He looked like Caillou and I could never take him seriously when he got mad. Besides his looks he was pretty much a school shooter stereotype.

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>>38116466
>That kid who started off being perfectly respectable, but started becoming more and more edgy as time went on
Was me

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>that kid that jacked off in the bathroom stall then came in his mouth and swallowed his own cum.

9th grade was hard man

>>38116616
what's this?

owoginal

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>that kid that beat off in the middle of reading class in 6th grade with a big ass hoodie covering himself like a tent and the teacher -knew-

me

>>38116137
>>38116137
>that kid who masturbated to Brony porn in high school, and everyone avoided for the next 4 years
Fuck you David Boyer you nasty fuck

>that kid who took an upskirt image of the hottest teacher and and bragged about it, then later getting expelled.

>>38117660
FUCK I ACTUALLY DID THIS
I wore a big ass jacket and tried to jerk it

>that kid who passed on greentexts as his own experience

me[spolier]

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>jacking off in class
Literally why? I jack off like 6 times a day and I NEVER have jerked off in class. Not even when I was in my horny teens

>that fat kid that got expelled for grabbing a girls ass
I don't even know why, the girl was like a 3/10 at best

>>38117750
I didn't it during class. I hope no one noticed...

>>38116616
this is me and I want to fucking die. I attract almost all of the gay guys at my school and can't get through the month without getting my ass slapped. Fuck my life. I want to fucking cut it off.

>>38116332
>>38116312

i WAS one of those motherfuckers. press F to pay respects

>>38118466
>>38117861
>>38117750
>>38117660

who else /jerkedoffunderjeansandhoodie/ here?

the worst part
>get urge in 6th grade
>dead silent room
>start jerking it underneath my jeans
>finish
>girls in front of me all turn around and look at me and giggle
>don't connect the dots as to what just happened until years later
>"why doesn't anyone like me? Why do people think I'm weird? I didn't do anything"
>swing close to committing suicide multiple times as the concurrent realizations of my behavior wash over me over the period of 5 years

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>that kid that was obviously gay but played off all of his advances as "jokes" when he got rejected
>that kid that watched snuff films and porn in the middle of class
>that kid that could never make eye contact for the life of him and always made dumb suicide jokes
>that kid that always talked with a fake southern accent for some reason
>That fat kid that was always lying about the dumbest shit and telling outlandish stories that were never believed
>That kid that never stopped talking about sex and acted like he was black

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>that kid who could pop his pimples by just twisting and scrunching up his face
>that kid who refused to shave but could only grow a pubestache and a wispy neckbeard
>that kid who was extremely overweight and always smelled like he just worked out even though it was obvious that he doesn't
>that kid who would wear video game apparel and movie t-shirts even for picture day
>that kid who constantly bragged about his ugly girlfriend
>that kid who had literal autism in math class that made everyone try to hold in their laughs out of respect
>that asian kid who would brag about how disciplined he is and how his parents would beat him if he got a grade lower than a B+
>that kid who would make fun of other kids for being virgins but had never had sex
>that kid who banged all the sluts but was cool and silent about it
>that kid that would constantly listen to screamo during study hall
>that kid who unironically wore a fedora and said that he practiced black magic
>that kid who would bring a liter of mountain dew to class everyday and wore pajama pants
>that kid who got expelled for taking his shirt off and trying to hug all the pretty girls during recess
>that kid that was super fucking annoying and got in trouble everyday but everyone felt bad for him afterward after finding out he was abused by his father

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>>38118714
>>that asian kid who would brag about how disciplined he is and how his parents would beat him if he got a grade lower than a B+

Why the fuck was this so funny

>that kid who plays his music full blast on two speakers tied to his backpack wherever he went

>>38116137
>That kid who made a stupid post about revenge on facebook and everyone thought he was going to shoot/bomb the school
This happened in february of this year

>>38116391
Mfw I grew up in a purer time when this shit didn't happen.

im only 23

>>38116270
Was he a midget named Jordan?

>that kid that stayed immature
>that kid that was blatantly racist
>that kid who was casually a paedophile
>that kid that would constantly chide his friends if they hung out with a gril for even a minute
>that freshmen kid that kept asking his friend if he'd had sex with his girlfriend
>that kid who was never invited to his friends' houses
>that kid that slowly started to realise he had no friends
>that kid who took alternative school for the next 2 years.
He's like the Comedian from Watchmen.

>that kid who did a shit in the urinal

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>that kid that claimed she was blind in one eye and survived lung cancer
>that indian kid that smelled like an actual pile of dog shit
>that kid that when asked a question would repeatedly ask "what?" or would just think your asking his name and reply with his name

last one was me

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>>38116137
>That kid who didn't go there himself, speak with the manager personally, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake.

>>38119931
You a deafy or something anon?

>>38119341
originally yes
oregano

>>38117042
is that a MG Rising reference?

>>38116137
>That kid who never spoke a single word
Tell me I'm not the only one who experienced this?

>that kid who seemed to only have 3 t-shirts and they were all too small
>that kid who would spazz out and blame it on ADHD (not bad parenting)
>those kids that would bully the quiet weirs kid by asking him stupid questions and he would roll his eyes and go on with his day.
>those edgy kids that believed smoking weed was hardcore
>those kids that didn't perform better than anyone, but still tought they were the shit
>that kid that is 22 now and still in highschool (FML)
>that unnaturally tall and skinny kid with a 8/10 stacy GF
>that kid that would make a ruckus and throw stones and bring booze to school because he taught he was hardcore

>>38119341
>>38121304
wait.... were you two in the same school

>>38121304
H-he wore glasses and skateboarded. Is it him?

>>38116550
You are still here, so that means that something in your life had to go wrong..

>>38118536
Time to change your sexuality boi

>that kid who always ran to the next class to be first
>that kid who asked the teacher if the dead bodies could come alive again after watching a documentary about Pompeii
>that kid who got his lunch box get pissed in
>that kid who had a huge head and was nicknamed foetus boy
>that deaf kid who married his learning assistant after high school
>that kid who fell off a 3rd storey balcony while reenacting a scene from The Titanic

school of deatset fuckwits reporting in

>that one kid who believed he could run through walls and would try to run through a concrete wall everyday
>that one kid who knocked out a teacher
>that one kid who tried to stab the ''toughest kid'' and the whole school kicked the shit out of him
>that 16yo who had the body of a 25yo rugby player and always pretended he wanted to fight you
>that 'tism kid who would leave class for 20 minutes then come back and tell the teacher he just jacked off to her
>the slut who got pregnant at 14
>the teacher who divorces his wife and dates a student as soon as she graduates only to break up after 2 months
>that kid who burnt people with hot metal/ wood in shop
>the kid who did meth in grade 8
>them kids who made a teacher cry/ leave the class at least once a week
>them kids who would take laxatives in the morning with a litre of milk and see who can hold their shit in the longest
>them kids who acted like they were mafia members
>that one butch chick that could probably knock out 90% of the school one hit
>that one slut who would fuck people for 20$
good times

>>38116137
>That kid that asked why Congo would need firewood because it s hot there in Geography classes.

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>>38121553
What fucking schools you guys go to?

>>38116137
>That kid who would piss with his pants and undies down do his ankles so you saw his ass cheeks
Feels good man.

>>38121587
straya..
I didnt even mention the coons
>20 coons wait out the front wanting to fight people
>entire school rushes them, 50+ cops show up to keep the students back
>coons all go to hospital
>not one student injured

>some 5ft fuck all black fella always steals peoples shit
>one day some big maori fucker throws him about 4 meters into a metal fence

>that guy who was seen naked around the school for at least 6 months before he was caught

>that pedo who got released from jail and people found out where he lived
>the school ransacks his house (car, cutlery, tv, everything they couldn't carry they fucked up)

>that one kid who broke his arm, and 2 weeks later broke it again after smacking some cunt over the head again and again with his cast

>that asshole who threw slurpees and shit into the fans in the middle of class

>the kids who would hurl their lunch and other shit at arabs who walked by the school

>that one 'tism kid who would grope and touch all the hotties,

>that one kid who just snapped one day and started hitting randoms

>the 'tism kids who would start heated arguments often ending in physical confrontation about who's more retarded

>the kid who would push you into the girls change rooms and cable tie you there

>>38121465
Our Jordan tried skateboarding once, he couldn't even stand properly on it and tried an ollie... didn't went so well for him

>>38122043
That's the same guy! I remember he had a cast. I think it was red or blue?
You don't have to answer but..
this was in missouri, yeah?

>>38121553
>that kid who did meth in the 8th grade
I actually knew a kid like this. We did coke together. I also mouth fucked him, and sucked his dick.

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>>38116137
>that kid who cut a hole into the inside of the pocket of his hoodie so he could jerk off in class

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>that kid who bought bitcoins in 2011

>>38116332
Yeah i was this too, i even had the headband
Rip in pieces

>that kid who shits himself not once
>not twice
>but more than ten times through elementary until junior high
>just because he refuses to use school restroom
until it gets too embarassing at senior high

>"Bad grades doesnt mean I'm dumb"

>>38121763
WTF, is this a tv show or something?

>>38122566
If only.
if we had hidden cameras you'd make millions broadcasting that shit live.

>>38118536
Mine attracted STRAIGHT guys too!

They'd walk up to me and squeeze it and tell me things like "Anon if you were a girl I'd fuck you silly!". And then it was the old fuck who was fitting me for suit pants who was more subtle about it but even creepier.

Only plus side is having a bunch of girls grab it too, and my girlfriend loves it.

>>38116137
>That ginger kid with a mole who constantly sought attention, made horrible jokes, outed the fact that he sleeps with a teddy bear, set the table on fire in a science lab, got bullied, brought a .22 handgun to school, got expelled, got into smoking and drugs, robbed some shit from businesses in town and is probably now doing community service.

^ One of my first high school friends here in New Zealand.

>>38123439
And there's so much more to it than just that!

>>38121763
>>that pedo who got released from jail and people found out where he lived
>>the school ransacks his house (car, cutlery, tv, everything they couldn't carry they fucked up)

Fucking straya never change

>That autistic kid that did a helicopter with his boner in the changing room