the willy is waking up!

who woke the willy?

>>38114386
Why do white people always have weird ass shit all over their skin? Does that guy have cancer or something, what the hell are those things on his stomach?

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Your dick is really nice and I would love to suck it like a cock hungry whore.

But your stomach is kinda gross.

Is this really how erections happen? It looks like it's dancing.

>>38114710
are you pretending to be female?

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>>38114710
this webm is even dancier

>>38114386
>>38114744
I would like if this guy shaved his legs a lot more

>>38114744
This is actually really funny. Is he doing that on purpose? Can you make it move like a limb or does it not work like that

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>>38114744
AH WHO AM I KIDDING
I don't care if his stomach is gross, I'm fapping whilst thinking about sucking this dick and it's great.

>>38114781
You can flex a muscle that makes it move up, but I'm pretty sure the movement in the webm is just blood pumping into it.

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>>38114791
I'm doing the same thing anon, the webm in >>38114744 is so hot, I want to lay under his computer desk and watch it get hard like that~

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>>38114850
I want to suck that dick with you anon, he can shove us both down on it. OH MY GOD THAT DICK

>>38114386
Tfw you will never see this happen irl.
Why's it so cute. The throbbing thing at the tip is so adorable. I'm going to cry.

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>>38114942
Ahh it'd be great if the two of us gave it a blowjob at the same time, making out with it right in the middle and getting it's lewd juices all over us~ <3

>>38114979
>Tfw you will never see this happen irl.
get a mirror

>>38115045
If it's 2017 and you don't believe females have bled into r9k yet it's a sad day, anon.

>>38115065
>If it's 2017 and you don't believe females have bled into r9k yet it's a sad day, anon.
I refuse to believe it anon

The moment you accept them is the moment the floodgates open completely

>>38115065
>female
then you could very easily see that happen irl

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>>38115021
Then I could lick his seed right off your face.

>>38115094
If I go and fuck Chad or hunt down a robot and rape him, but those are either terrible or difficult and unlikely. In that order.

>>38114689
>>38114791
>>38114850
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>>38115100
ok guys, cut it out now

This is so fucking weird, that dick looks EXACTLY like the first dick I ever touched.

I'm like nostalgicly horny right now. This is such a weird feeling, I don't like it.

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>>38115100
B-but then we'd have to fight over who he gets to put it in first, and I'm dying to have a dick like that inside me!

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>>38115176
I-I'll wait, anon. I'm happy just watching that big tasty dick go into you whilst I touch myself and wait for my turn~

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>>38115153
please let me put my willy in your fanny

>>38115289
There is a one in a million chance you're anywhere near me and I don't want to be just a whore

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>>38115286
Alrighty anon, I'm sure OP's big thick thing has enough tasty juice to fill the two of us up a whole bunch of times!

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>>38115403
I don't care that OP isn't that cute. If he'd fuck me with that cock I would be his.

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>>38115326
>There is a one in a million chance you're anywhere near me and I don't want to be just a whore
Post location pls

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>>38115495
Yeah it's literally a 10/10 dick. If it belonged to a qt femboy I'd move to get the chance to get fucked by it!

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>>38115523
I want him to fuck me and tell me my dick is no good in comparison to his.

>>38115326
>There is a one in a million chance you're anywhere near me
BRISBANE

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You faggots are ruining the board.
>>>/hm/
>>>/soc/
Stop posting about cocks all day.

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>>38115585
Me too! We could live as dedicated maids and have cute chastity cages together! We'd only be able to finish by helping him cum!

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>>38114386
>>38114744
ywn have an uncut thick bf
sad

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>>38115647
Do you think he's reading this and stroking that perfect dick to the fact that he's got two horny boys wanting it?

>>38115635
no never i wont they wont no one will

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>>38115748
I hope so! I hope he's jerking that big cock and is ready to shoot a bunch of lewd stuff to us!

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>tfw want to suck cock now

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>>38115876
I thought I could please women with my six inches but how could I when there's men like him? I want to be his bitch. I hope I can please that big cock just a little with this convo.

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Could you do me a favor and slam that in my mouth? Thanks.

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OP, I'm covered in cum from having fun to your perfect dick. Please tell me I've been a good boy and you'd let me suck it

>>38114710

it does look like its dancing wtf

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>>38116286
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>>38115888
>>38115876
>>38115748
>>38115647
>>38115585
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>>38114689
>what lewdposters actually look like
Feels bad man

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>>38116692
>what this poster looks like

>>38116692
TALKING ABOUT ME HMMMMMMMMMMMMM??????

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>>38116692
>When 10 of those posts are you.

WHEN THE WORLD TURNS BLACK
STAND UP AND TAKE IT BACK

>>38114386
DESU if I had a dick that nice I would show it off too.