EGG MAN CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS REEEEEEEEEEE

>>38113972
Is it safe to say that if Chris Chan wasn't autism incarnate he would pretty much be eggman?

>>38113972
Did eggman find the female version of himself?

good for him.

>>38114015
he found a version of himself in a dress, that thing isn't female

>>38114015
He found the "female" version of him

>>38113972
are there any women in this photo?

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>>38114040
do you unironically think she's a tranny? really?

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>>38114235
l mean, don't you?

>>38114276
Why is that room so large and yet so sparsely populated with arcade machines?

>>38114276
hard to tell at this point, I saw a girl that looked like a guy yesterday and a guy that looked like a girl, it's the current year

>>38114319
>hard to telI
Come the FUCk on

Eggy went to thailand?

>>38113972
we must find Eggman and ruin his happiness

glad he's doin ok

>>38114276
Is he at SGDQ this year?

>>38115040
Yo fuck off.
You're being a liberal.
Instead of being inspired to raise yourself to his level, you're trying to drag him down to our level.

Is that eggy with Pizza the trap? I guess he really has gone full Mgtow

>>38115098
So what's the deal with rich liberals, then, they want to drag themselves down to your level?

>>38115127
No, Rich Liberals want to tell other people how to live their lives.

>>38114301
It's very likely the lobby of a cinema.

Lol pizza got so fat

>>38115472
too many eggs

>>38115024
California
But I can see how you couldn't tell

>Is still hanging out with pizza who is openly a tranny.
>Still claims he isn't gay.
Pretty obvious they are fucking at this point.

I wish I lived in america so I could hang out with eggy

>>38115579
He's not gay he's MGTOW

>>38115652
What would you want to with the egg?
Pomf

>hanging out with that slut pizza
Wtf eggy shes a blatant whore

Mods delet this degeneracy

>>38116384
Pizza stay the fug away from eggy, he needs an actual gf

>>38116436

We're friends. He just happened to be in cali the same time I was so obviously we were going to chill. It was an awesome night desu.

>>38113972
man, what the fuck is going on? has this guy sunk so low that he's hanging out with sjws and pretending to be their kind? or was he a normie all along?

>>38113972
>Eggy and Pizza are now friends
Thats actually pretty cool.

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>>38113972
i wish i could drink with eggy and pizza. i wagekek so hard and never take my paid time off. i built up 33 days of it which is the max every year. california marin sucks. im essentially rich compaired to rest of the country, but i don't do anything except work. i want to become normie and go on outings and drink.

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>>38113972
eggy p cute in that pic

>>38116753

a wild Piety appears

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Why do newfags not understand who eggman is? He's always been a normalfag placed inside a hideous, egg shaped body.

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>>38113972
eggman is a good boy who dindu nuffins

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>>38116794
ya khochu pomerty

>>38116831
Do normies hang out with trannies now

>>38116883

Eggman has had sex. He's a normalfag

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>>38116384
I just want to talk about eggman
Not all of us are lucky enough to hang out with him on stream

I haven't kept up with Eggman in like 8 months or some shit, last I remember he was living alone in an apartment and was unemployed but then got some kind of job, don't remember what it was. Pretty sure it was a wagecuck job, but he was doing live streams.

What's going on in his life now? He actually is dating a female? And interacting with girls? Jesus Christ.

>>38116718
Why not take Vidcon off next year?
Or offer Eggie a place to stay next time he's in the area.

>>38116893
He was a robot before he had sex.

>>38114276
Well if the one in the skirt is a girl then I have a feeling she's an easy slut, not only is she wearing a lacy black choker, but she's also wearing a skirt with a shirt that has exposed shoulders. Just looks like a slut outfit to me, he/she probably fucks anything that offers. Her friend looks just as bad, so Eggman found a couple of what? 4/10? 5/10 weeaboo slut girls to fuck around with? Better than nothing I suppose

>>38116895

He's a genuine guy anon. I've talked to him much more outside of the stream.

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>>38116910
He's not dating anyone, he's living it up in California, because someone offered him a ticket and hotel to Vidcon. He's been staying there since

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>>38116970
I don't doubt you have, I am just saying I don't get to hang out with Eggman like you do/did and I'm jealous.

What a hot second, that's Pizza? I remember that live stream Eggman did with Pizza, but that was a while ago. They slow danced and everyone accused Pizza of having a boner even though he claimed he didn't, he got really pissed off about it as well. Pizza also said he didn't feel anything romantic or physical for Eggman and wouldn't do a livestream with him again because everyone was rude as fuck.

I was almost positive Pizza and Eggman had sex, and were dating or some shit.

>>38116972
That girl is way too attractive to be with Eggman, who is she and what's the context of the photo? I seriously doubt a girl that attractive wanted to spend time with Eggman. And also is he living in a hotel? Or is he just staying there until Vidcon is over?

>>38116217
Who? How do you know these people?

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>>38116967
she should be wearing a birka to the party who wears outfits like this to social events

>>38117085
>Fakku lanyard

What a whore, also I know you're being sarcastic but I do find girls who dress like that to be easy and slutty. Especially with the black lacy choker, that's an obvious red flag of a whore who has mental issues.

>>38117175
yeah I'm sure she would fuck you no questions asked.
you seem to know a lot about how women work. now go out and get em.
doyyyyyy durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>38117217
>Defending women

Women suck, and I hate men as well but men get on my nerves less than women. Also I'm somewhat confident she's probably slept with quite a few people both male and female. I've just met quite a few girls like her, not saying they're all the same but a lot of them share qualities.

>>38117058
Following the streams

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>>38117327
>I've just met quite a few girls like her
"like her" I didn't know you met this girl and know her so well my apologies

>>38117586
>He hasn't interacted with a certain amount of girls to know how the majority of them act

I'm sorry, and as normie as this sounds I'm telling you, once you've hung out with girls of the same type they all have obvious things in common. For instance, a lot of weeb girls tend to act similar. How would I know? I use to have a lot of weeb friends that were girls, and even had a few that were attracted to me. They all acted somewhat similar, but had their unique quirks.

>>38117641

>anecdotal evidence the post

>>38116486

Show us your boupussi you disgusting tranny. Give me cummies!

>>38117676
I know what he's talking about
Girls do tend to fall in categories

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>>38117641
>as normie as this sounds

>>38114319
>he doesn't know
I have seen Pizza post his penis several times on /r9k/ it's nice.

>>38116718
I live in California if you're near 818 or 661 something could happen m8

>>38113972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaUhguNC8_0
HE'S BACK

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>>38118364
I am excited by this and replying to myself

>>38113972
He was never a robot and I hate that you teenage fags still follow him, just move on and let it go, he's a piece of shit and will always be a piece of shit.

>>38118704
He was a robot

How is he a piece of shit?

>>38115040
Eggman must become happier because passion is for idiots

>>38116384
Hey pizza where in cali are you? Can I meet you too pls

>>38118830
Pizza doesn't live in California
Pizza went for AX but lives in the same state as eggie

Is that really Chris-chan? With real friends?

Wow. Good for him.

Eggman is inspiring me. I live in Washington and have had the most shit time finding women. Time to leave this place for greener pastures.

>>38118882
You took the beta uplifting pill
UPLIFTED

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>>38118364
Season 4 is on, boys!

>>38119008
>season 4 starts with 20 peopl
I thought he was supposed to gain hundreds of followers from Ice Poseidon
WTF I hate IP now