what would you differently?

how does he not get a boner from that?

>>38114035
cause he's not originallyeig gay, desu.

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>>38113848
Black masta race nigga

>>38113848
Completely avoid niggers so I don't have to worry about this happening to me

>>38113848
Try to turn and face her so I can plant my face in them boobies and rub my dick on her thighs.

>>38113848
You mean for JiuJitsu practitioners in general?
>bring buddy
>stomp the shit out of BJJ guy repeatedly.
>"Your wushu can't save you now."

>>38113848
this is so crazy though, i would never find myself even 500 miles from being in this situation. i would probably throw up and pass out. kill myself after this. fuckkkkkkkkkk

>>38113848
Use the powerful technique passed down from my master, Zimmerman-sensei.

>>38113848
Literally nothing. Wish I could be in that position.

>>38113848
i would have put him in a half nelson

>>38113848
i suppose at this point i'd start clawing at eyes and skin and start biting and pulling at hair. bruce lee did it.

>>38113848
"What would you do if you found yourself already in a choke hold"

What? Why are you assuming I already lost? That's like asking "UH WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE 13TH PLACE IN MARIO KART WITH 2 SECONDS LEFT IN THE RACE??? /R9K/ B.T.F.O."

>>38114274
Bruce lee actually was not very good at fighting.

>>38113848
I'd be asking for the source, definitely. Unless this is one of those were the guy just gets dominated and humiliated for 30 minutes and nothing actually hot happens, because I haven't had a past that fucked me over in that way.

>>38114126
this is correct, defend and turn into the choke you end up on top inside her guard

>>38113848
Nothing, this is clearly porn and for money, the producers /want/ this.

"Anon, please! She's got me!"

>keep a leg outside so she can't spread you out
>don't just limp dick your legs, use them for leverage
>jam chin into the arm so the choke will fail
>peel the arm off your neck because women aren't really that strong
>wriggle your way around so I end up in guard instead of a rear choke
literally any of these things would have worked, buddy just starfished and didn't resist at all. I'm pretty sure this was some kind of cuck/humiliation porn shoot.

>>38114179
a smart black belt in ju-jitsu once said that bringing out a knife invalidates 99% of ju-jitsu, because good luck doing any of that shit when buddy slices open your tendons or perforates your kidney

>>38114296
an unsupported one arm choke like that isn't hard to get out of.

>>38113848
Sauce? originallio

>>38113848
Literally just stand up, and then drop down as hard as I can on my back. I'm literally twice her size, and probably 3x her weight and I don't think she's smart enough to know to let go of me just before I pull some WWE move on her.

>>38113848
Curl up into fetal position and start crying uncontrollably.

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>>38113848
Wiggle around until I'm facing her. Initiate missionary position sex for the sole purpose of procreation. Raise my little monkey boy with my new monkey wife and life happily ever after dear god I'm so lonely somebody kill me it hurts

>>38114329
Ever watch Ultimate Surrender? That shit's good. Wish they would do a top-US-champion vs underweight-amature-guy.

>>38113848
this is a fetish i didnt know i had
source plz senpai

>>38113848
Literally anything? Because it's a fetish side where he is losing on purpose.

I'm not a manlet and I'm bulk so it's easy for me

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>>38114856
>pic related, not me but similar
Oregon trail

>>38114668
I like it when Ultimate Surrender has a tranny in it, but they always win. Are there any where they lose and get pegged by the girl?

>>38113848
I would sweep the leg.

>>38113848
I need the whole video to make a full assessment

>>38113848
Animorph into my spirit animal

>>38113848
I would jab her in the eyes when she puts me in the choke hold. After she releases I would tackle her down and bite her throat killing her.

Eye jab would take some luck to pull off though ;)

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I don't remember this part in Uncharted 4!

>>38113848
Not start out on the floor?

>>38113848
i'd get a boner and call her mommy while crying

>>38113848
Choking is my fetish so I would hold on tighter

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>>38113848
overpower her

>>38114091
>black master race
>everything has to involve white people to feel superior

>>38113848
unexpected boner was unexpected