>being the single guy at the party surrounded by couples

>>38112692
>going to parties
Sorry bud but your time is up

File: 1473780038437.jpg (204KB, 900x973px) Image search: [Google]

204KB, 900x973px

>>38112692
>going to parties ever
normal person vacate the premise immediately roooooooooooooooooo

>>38112692
>being older than everyone (grad student) AND the only single guy at a party

literally announce if any couple has interest in a threesome
no takers?
leave
suddenly you will be all everyone talks about

File: 1446049350506.jpg (160KB, 633x742px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 633x742px

>>38112692
>tfw only single person in workplace

>>38112757
>haha remember that virgin loser who tried to get laid by asking for threesomes?

>being the 2n+1 wheel
>somebody awkwardly calls attention to it

>>38112781
jokes on them
they are all self-absorbed trash

File: julius.jpg (115KB, 484x1864px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 484x1864px

>>38112692
>being the single guy at the party
H-happy birthday to me

File: 1498100557823.jpg (24KB, 500x380px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 500x380px

>>38112876
Why do you have to post this?
Originu