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I tried being a normie 2017-07-02 11:39:17 Post No. 38110306
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Oh boy
>be me
>out on my walk, about 10PM
>phone rings
>one of my friends, unexpected
>he's going to a nightclub with some work buddies
>asks if I want to come
>this is my chance
>meet him there and start drinking
>drinking HEAVILY
>within an hour or so I'm away
>skip forward
>sitting chatting shit to friend and some random roastie sits down next to me
>instinctively put arm around her
>wtf is happening
>she leans in and starts kissing me
>WHAT IS HAPPENING
>kiss her for about five minutes then she slides my hand up her skirt
>oh my fucking god
>sitting in the middle of a nightclub with two fingers in her, still making out
>feel a big slap on my shoulder
>it's a bouncer
>"afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave"
>shit myself and leave instantly
>didn't think to ask her to come with me or anything
>just got up and left
>standing outside trying to phone someone to say what's happening
>realise how drunk she was
>it crosses my mind I could be in serious fucking shit if something goes wrong here
>literally run away
>literally just ran until I got out of breath and couldn't go on any more
>manage to get a hold of friend who agreed to drive us home
>explain to him what happened
>he says he'll be there in 10
>he arrives and drives back to nightclub to pick up other friends
>shitshitshit, I was wearing a really loud shirt, what if someone recognised me
>he gets out to go in and find the guys
>locks me in the car because he doesn't know what I might do
>panic and climb into the back seat and lie down
>sober friend drags one into the car, tells me to get up
and drives off
>phew
>he drops me off at my place
Cont
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This is where the real cringe starts
>enter the house to find my little sister, her friend and my dad
>announce loudly that I fingered someone
>more than once apparently
>nearly got into a fight with my dad about something as well, I'm told
>wave fingers at sister and her friend whenever I talk to them (referencing the deeds committed)
>get really angry at dad again for some reason and decide I want to sleep on the couch because of it
>no idea why
>wake up around lunchtime
>neck, head and stomach are all in agony
>dad tells me everything I did after getting in
>including that I proudly announced to my fucking sister I fingered someone in a nightclub
>immediately start cringing my guts out and actually groaning
>loudly
>get in shower and stay in it for about an hour
>been avoiding literally everyone all day
>still so embarrassed it's actually giving me a stomach ache
Is this what it's like being a normie? If so I'm perfectly OK with being a robot, you do not ever want to experience any of this
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>>38110306
Welcome to being a normie I think?
>>38110318
Oh yeah that's bad.
I still have to quietly suggest you leave. Unless you're still a virgin, then there's robot in you yet.
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>>38110306
>>one of my friends,
Stopped reading there, normalfag. Get the fuck out.
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>>38110377
I'm still a virgin, according to the friend I was sitting next to if I'd asked her to come with me rather than just shitting myself and running off then I wouldn't be anymore. Not entirely sure how to feel about thatshe kept biting my tongue though, I was definitely glad to be away from that
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>tfw I once licked a strippers vag when I was drunk
>tfw she got really mad at me
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>>38110306
It's obvious that you were never one of us to begin with.
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>>38110492
Yeah I feel like I've always had a desire to escape, so I didn't feel the same defeatism
That desire is gone, this is much easier
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