I hope you're proud of me /r9k/

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"Son, you'll never get anywhere in life until you take the first step. Go to the place tomorrow and speak with the manager. Look him in the eye, address him each time as 'sir,' and give him a nice, firm handshake."

>>38108614
>>browse 4chan all day
>>fail every course

no you just have terrible self control

college isn't like high school, you aren't forced to do anything, if you do not want to do it then you will end up not doing anything and failing and dropping out

which is OK, you don't need to go to college to be successful, simply find something you WANT to do because obviously uni is not something you want to do and you will just fail again

>showing your provider 4chan
You deserve to die for being retarded.

I also fucked up uni for 4chan, but I'll join the navy. That gives me some extra survival time before I get kicked out from there too and have to start working.

>>38108614
You probably made the wrong choice, but I get it

>>38108614
>fail every single course

Couldn't you just listen in lesson?

>>38108614
I didnt pass 1 single course either because i just played World of warcraft all the time or browsed 4chan.

Didn't tell my parents though. I have to this week.

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>>38108831
I did but apparently that's not enough to know math and physics.

>>38108678
I know but how does one acquire self control?
You have people telling you to work hard but you don't know if you're doing the right thing.
I can't do what I want because I don't think a meme historian is a job.

>>38108728
>>38109106
Glad I'm not the only one who fucked up even though I shouldn't be.
How fucked are you really?

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>>38109426
>20 years old
>meme historian

>>38108728
I've done the opposite to you. I was in the navy for 6 months before being kicked. I've just sat my exams for uni, but honestly I spent too much time here and not enough revising. So I've pretty much fucked up uni over 4chan too :)

>20 years old

Aylmao

That's not even an age, here in many European countries you graduate from high school by the age of 19/20.

>>38108614
I've been on here since 2012 and haven't had this issue, I've gotten straight A's and B's thus far. Sounds like bad self-control.

>>38109568
What'd you fuck up to get kicked out?

>>38108614
Honestly OP this is your parents' fault for raising such a weak faggot son

You can tell them I said that

>>38108614
You mixed up cause and effect. You didn't ditch uni because of 4chan,you came on 4chan because you were already depressed, and probably also because you don't really give a shit about studying.
4chan is a symptom.

>>38108614
Holy shit are you me. Same story but im in mech eng. At least i passed some subject on this last semester... but I'm fucking depressed to. I'll try another semester and if i fail, i'll just switch career
.>>38109759
This.

>>38109706
There was complication on their part with the medical assessment I had to do before joining. I was allowed in pretty fast, and it wasn't until 6 months down the line- when I'd already been away with them a few times, and represented my ship in some parades- that they realized my eye sight didn't meet their standards. I really miss it, the POs who knew me well tried to appeal but with no success :(

>>38109814
That sucks serious ass, most people get kicked out for shit like drugs. I'm surprised you couldn't get a waiver.

>>38110251
Unfortunately, it's because the eye condition I have is pretty unknown. I hate being vain but genuinely they really liked me because I followed every rule and was always polite. Shame they couldn't make an exception though. Nevermind, life goes on (I just really hope i haven't fucked up my chances for uni)

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>>38108614
this is more then just a website

this is a portal