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Fembots, please describe your perfect boyfriend >Age >Height

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Fembots, please describe your perfect boyfriend

>Age
>Height
>Weight
>Race or nationality
>Personality
>Interests
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>>38107857

>Age
25+
>Height
6'4+
>Weight
200lb buff
>Race or nationality
Black or Hispanic / Latin and White mix
>Personality
Outgoing, charming, ambition, playful, dominant
>Interests
Rap, EDM, Cars, the finer things in life
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>Age
20
>Height
6'0
>Weight
~125
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Like mine, timid and cripplingly shy.
>Interests
Anime, something creative like writing or drawing.
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>>38107912
this is fucking bait. literally looking for the top 1% of dudes. fuck out of here.

goddamn I just fell for it.
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>>38107940
He asked what our perfect boyfriend is not what our current boyfriend is idiot
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>black hair
>pale
Basically pic related

A gentleman who happens to be a chad. Ugu >//_//<
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>>38107995
oh, whoops, didn't read. ;)))
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>>38107937

>6'0
>125

Your ideal bf is a skeleton?
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>>38107857
>Age
20-22
>Height
5'10+, but I'm not too picky and can go lower
>Weight
Fit (not expecting a Chad bodybuilder, just someone who keeps in shape)
>Race
White/Asian, but it doesn't really matter to me.
>Personality
Shy/introverted, faithful, honest and affectionate with a good sense of humor
>Interests
Anime, art, video games, exploring nature etc.
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>>38107912
>>38107937
>>38107995
>having a boyfriend
The door is right there >>>/b/
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>>38107937
>6'0
>125 lbs
Is holocaust skelly mode really attractive for you?
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>>38107940
>come into bait thread (hint: it's about "fembots")
>surprised there is bait
???
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>>38107857
The only thing that matters to me is that he loves me, and he doesn't loose his patience with me when I do silly or stupid things, and that he loves animals, and that he is very kind, and also likes video games and anime too. and lives with me or atleast in the same state.
And I have that guy as my boyfriend. So that is my perfect boyfriend. The only thing I need now is to have him live with me or close to me. Long distance is good and all but I hope we can be together all the time someday. Hopefully forever.
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around my age
about 5'8"
like haley joel osment after he got old or jordan peel aka thicc bois
dont really care about race. 1st world socialization preferred.
funny and sweet and can take some amount of bantz
whatever as long as it's productive/enriching/positive.
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>>38108056
That's me, except I'm 6'3.
where are you from?
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27
doesn't matter
same
jew
unbeliveable smart, maybe wealthy
math and science
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>>38108128
MI, but I'm moving soon.

I'm not really ready for a relationship though, just wanted to post because I was bored.
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>>38107937
>6'0
>125
Take it from someone who is a 6'0 122 skelly, you don't want this.
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>>38108113
Aaaaaw thats acute anon
I hope everything goes well for both of you
>tfw nobody will ever love me like that
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>>38107912
>tfw you unironically fit shitty bait like this

Actually feels pretty good.
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>>38107937
>>Height
>6'0
>>Weight
>~125
necrophilia?
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>age
20
>height
6'
>weight
112 lb
>race
White American
>personality
Jocular, gloomy, thoughtful, articulate
>interests
Mass shootings, DDR, pedophilia rights, horror
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i lucked out and married my ideal boyfriend.
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Way to give a 26 year old anon a mid-life crisis fembots. All these requests for 20 yo chads. Fuck
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>>38108292
>White "American"
not a race
>>38108152
>Jew
not a race
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>>38108206
where to?
I don't care
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>>38107937
obvious bait is obvious.
Nobody would want me
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>>38108114
Got a discord? Email works too if you have that
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>>38108337
How big is his cock? How often do you guys have sex? Is it loud sex or quiet sex?
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>>38108114
hello it is me, beta orbiter-to-be
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>>38108441
AZ

this comment is not original
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>>38108507
i dont, feel free to post fap material for me tho
>>38108516
see above
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>Age
20-15
>Height
5'11''-6' >inb4 "REEEE DOES HEIGHT MATTER SO MUCH" im 5'10''
>Weight
not fat/obese and not skelly either. somewhere in the middle
>Race or nationality
white exclusively. preferably scandinavian
>Personality
down to earth, passionate, not obsessively clingy, gloomy and has something interesting to say instead of "fucking neat/wack yo"
>Interests
just something you care about and take joy in. history, physics and psychology A+ and also movies and vidya would be A+
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>I'm not tall enough for any female
Should I end it? I feel like I'm a waste.
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>>38108522
Too far, I heard river tubing is pretty popular there. Have fun

blox
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>>38108269
Thank you!! Things are already looking very good. we have already been together for almost two years, and just a bit ago i got to go down and see him in person for the first time and it was wonderful. I think even though he is my first boyfriend ever he will be my only boyfriend ever. I love him so much.
And oh anon, don't say that... someday I bet you will find someone. I didn't think I would ever find someone. But I did. Just don't give up hope, and keep on dreaming. Love is beautiful. And it makes you feel so happy!!
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>>38108510
1. between 5 and 5 1/2 inch
2. 5-6 days a week
3. i'm louder but when he gets into it it's cute.
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>>38108615
I've never been river tubing but they have a nice indoor wave pool there.

Thanks
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>>38108422
Jew is a race you fuckwit

Iq average goes black>latino>white>asian>Jew

Do a fucking google
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>>38108783
i guess you're black then?
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>>38108783

No they aren't cumwipe.

Asians are a separate race.
Whites are too.
So are blacks.
And finally, aboriginals.

Jews are really inbred, but they aren't a separate race you mong.
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>>38108783
I guess you and your partner's IQ might average out to 100 if you date an ashkenazi.
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>>38107857
>Age
20-25 (im 19)
>Height
6'2-6'4
>Weight
Bigger than me, can pick me up. I'm 120lb.
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Affectionate, patient, confident, dominant, leading, caring, ambitious, considerate, playful, responsible, understanding, dark humour, likes to shittalk everyone but us
>Interests
Vidya, horror movies, drawing, hiking, running
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Sorry faggot fucking kill yourself and get off this board you stupid piece of shit
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>>38108633
Sounds great. What's your favorite position?
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why do femanons have such low standards
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>>38107857
I got this one lads

>chad

Welp guess my work here is done
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>>38108883

The mental illness is really high among them. Isn't worth it to be honest.
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>>38108921
also gets your nogging jogging seeing as to how none have mention dick size so far
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>>38108897

The fire rises.

[email protected]
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>>38108920
doggy style, but that newfangled amazon position is fun sometimes.

>>38108921
i've been out of the dating game for a while, but imo lower standards means more available options.
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>>38108633
Not my proudest fap. Thanks btw.
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>>38107857
Willing to bet all these "fembots" are traps.
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>>38107857

>Age
near my age so between 18 and 27 roughly
>Height
idk, a cute twinky bf who's short would be cute, but so would a big bear mode bf
>Weight
see above
>Race or nationality
white, azn, slav
>Personality
cute and shy and needy
>Interests
snuggling, anime, video games, cooking, exercising
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>>38109078
lmfao, flattering. i hope you get a cute gf who likes you how you are! same goes for all the lonely singles in this thread, good luck boys.
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>>38107857
>Age
21-37
>Height
5'6 - 6'3
>Weight
under 240
>Race or nationality
white
>Personality
friendly, sarcastic, smart
>Interests
anime, tv, weed
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>>38107857
>>Age
25
>>Height
6'
>>Weight
Very skinny
>>Race or nationality
White
>>Personality
Confident and straightforward. Introverted, but not some anxious self-deprecating pussy. Has his own opinion and genuinely doesn't care what others think. Appreciates aesthetics, doesn't talk much and doesn't find silence uncomfortable. Likes observing more than participating.
>>Interests
Music and art in general. I don't really care what it is as long as he's passionate about it (unless it's something obnoxious, like anything related to "geek culture").
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>>38108885
That's me you just posted.
How bigs ur dick?
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>>38109180
I guess you are a trap?
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>>38109330
whhy do you think that o.O
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>>38109180
hey, want to share contacts?
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>>38109354
yah post your discord ^^
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>>38108631
Thanks for your kind words anon, im not pessimistic at all desu, i guess it will take time to find my qt girlfriend but im afraid i might screw things up because of my insecurity
Hearing your love story really brings me hope tho, cheers buddy
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>>38109344
S-sorry i didnt mean it in a rude way...
Do you want to chat a bit? Can i have your discord?
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>>38109482
email your discord to [email protected] if youre not comfy posting it here :)
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>>38109273
I hit all of these except the anime and weed. Nothing against either one, I just haven't found much anime I like, and I get drug tested at work.

You anywhere near MI?
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To everyone who posted anime as interests, do you mind which genres?
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>>38107857
>tfw fit in most descriptions, since I'm 6', white and kinda skinny but in good shape
>tfw most women here are probably from the US anyways
Feels bad man, us eurofags are the real robots :C
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>>38109528
Unfortunately, no. I'm in CA. Drug testing is the worst, isn't it?

>>38109547
I don't care but it would be nice if it turned out that we like some of the same shows.
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>>38109501
Im too lazy to open my mail, i dont mind posting it here desu
Add me : nightshade#9573
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>>38109593
>Drug testing is the worst, isn't it?

Meh, it's not that big a deal. I was never that into weed in the first place. Alcohol is my vice of choice.
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>Age
Under 25
>Height
5'2-5'9
>Race
White or Asain (excluding Chinese)
>Personality
Average wojak poster
>Interests
No normie shit
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>>38108056
I'm pretty close to that.
>>38108152
Give me 4 years.
>>38109057
hello, this is me

I'm looking for a gf who's extremely smart and wants to take over the world with me. Must not have a feminine penis, everything else is fine provided you're willing to self-improve with me and are indeed in the top fraction of a percentile intelligence.
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>>38109547
i can get into anything.

38109180 here
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>>38109547
Not really, although I love action/horror/gore.
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>>38108631
It's absolutely wonderful that there are people like you who are so filled with optimism and hope, I genuinely mean that.

The problem is that there are people like me (I'm not the one you responded to) who are the complete opposite of that, pessimistic, cynical, unable to think anything good can happen to them. There was a time when I felt the same way you did, I had a loving partner, long distance, same country, not incredibly far away. After a few years they learned that I was just a stressful piece of trash, broke up with me, and completely cut all contact with me.

This was last year, nothing has improved for me since, and I realize a good chunk of that is probably my own fault. All my friendships have fallen through, some got sick of me, became a third wheel to others while they fell in love with eachother, so on, so forth. I'm just an absolutely irredeemable mess and I'll never "be saved" or find some way to get out of this slump.
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>>38107912
You act like any of that is accessible for you even though when you're 25+ your vagina will have been ravaged by the fury of 100 chads at weekend college parties you roastie cunt. Women can't be robots.
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Fembots, describe your BREASTS
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>>38107857
Fembots don't exist, so as a bi guy I'll answer these.
>Age
18-25
>Height
Small and cuddly
>Weight
Average for his height
>Race or nationality
White/Irish
>Personality
Shy, nervous, the type of guy to browse /r9k/
>Interests
Same as me, so video games and anime?
I guess my ideal bf is basically myself.
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>>38107857
Are there any femanons in the NYC area who want to give an average-looking not fat robot a chance to take them out to dinner and see if anything comes from it?
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Between 18 and 25
Taller than me. Doesn't need to be a lanklet, though. Anything above 170cm and under like 190cm is a-ok.
Ideally, strongfat. Bonus point if hairy, with a beard. But it'd take an average or chubby guy. Skinny or ripped guys just freak me out, and usually come with too much hassle: obsessed with diet, etc.
White, ideally from Western, Southern or Central Europe. Scandinavians and guys from Germany have always left a terrible impression on me.
As long as he's passionate about it, and willing to let me discover it, idc. Ideally something I can enjoy and that I don't know much about, though. Maybe art, history in general. And he has tolerate my weeb hobbies.
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>>38108056
This is actually pretty reasonable besides the age range.

Any particular reason the ideal is 20-22 specifically? Just curious.
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>>38109925
Because I'm 20 and prefer guys around that age.

I thought (your current age) +2 years was normal for most people. 19-23 isn't out of the question either though.
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>>38109639
Are firearms normie shit?
What race are you?
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>>38109847
round, kind of mound shaped like an upaide down bowl. big areolae, jiggly, sensitive >.<
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>>38110036
It just seems oddly specific to me, especially considering your other specifications which are pretty open by comparison.

Age doesn't mean that much within five years or so. I would guess would probably be able to relate just as much to someone who is 24 or 25 as much as someone who is 20 or 21.

Then again, maybe I don't get it because I'm not a grill. Like personally, if I was looking, I would be open to pretty much anyone in their 20's provided they met any other specifications I have. I'm 24.

Don't mind me, again I'm just curious. You do you.
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>>38110240
>sensitive

bueno
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Damn, most of the "girls" in this topic sound great but nobody lives on the east coast. Where do I meet fembots?
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>>38110322
I'm not super picky about age, I just think I'd be able to relate better to someone around the same age as me (if that makes sense, not sure how else to explain it)

I get what you're saying though, there's nothing wrong with that.
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>tfw 5'3"
>every fembot wants a tall man

It's all over
But the crying
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>>38107857
Why bother filling one of these out when all robots want to do is cybersex? Does anyone actually want to be friends with a femanon or is it just about getting nudes?
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>Age
18-30 and not immature.
>Height
Noticeably taller than i am.
>Weight
Not fat. Chubby can be offset by equal levels of musculature and facial hair.
>Race or nationality
Not black.
>Personality
Not caustic and not annoying.
>Interests
Something that hopefully affords double digit hours a day alone each day every day so i can get my alone time fix.
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>>38110416
I'd date someone who is 5'3. Most people are putting their ideal measurements and traits but it doesn't mean that they would only date someone in those ranges.
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>>38110423
Why would I want nudes when I have so much erotic content on the internet. Never understood that.
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>>38110416
>tfw 5'3" also so having a short bf would be awkward

Sorry anon. I'm sure there's someone out there who wouldn't mind though (Danny DeVito is 4'10" and has 3 kids), don't let the manlet meme get you down.
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>>38110522
I have a feeling I will never meet that person. But thanks
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>>38108783

blacks are smarter than asians?
That's new.
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>>38110445
HOW ORIGINALLYY TALL ARE YOU
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>>38110455
Stop Iying, you fucking cunt.
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>>38110522
>worried about looking awkward
Yeah..fembots don't exist guys, you should all know this already though
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>>38110630
I'm not lying. I've been rejected my someone who was 5'1. I still want him and that was years ago.
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>>38107937
This fits me too well, too bad it isn't real.
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>Age
21
>Height
6'4
>Weight
148
>Race or nationality
Icelandic + turkish
>Personality
Great sense of humour, knows how to bant/wity, kind and genuine af but also exudes dominance :)
>Interests
Enjoys Physics, nature, likes to workout, anime, reading & loves music like I do

I have found this person :) and I love him so very much ^.^
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There seems to be quite a few people here who actually like thin males, maybe being skinny isn't as bad as I thought.
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>>38109567
I feel you man. Europe is a desolate wasteland. Girls don't exist or they are all going for Muhammad's cock.
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>>38110416
You can be my short bf of you listen to music from the nurse with wound list and you're a virgin.
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>>38110687
I don't think wanting someone taller than you is unreasonable as long as you're not an obnoxious Stacy that exclusively looks for 6'5" Chads.

I have nothing against short guys though.
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>>38110423
Why would you want to talk to a robot? It seems like it would only ever end in boredom or awkwardness. Not all robots are out for cybersex and nudes but it's /r9k/. You're now looking underneath the barrel for the scrapes you couldn't find before.
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Is there at least one femanon that will give a blackbot a chance? I go to a top 20 uni if that helps.
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I'm untall enough that apparently in the UK i can get handicapped parking for my height alone.
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>Age
15+
>Height
5'8 +
>weight
Fit? I guess. Idc about weight really
>race
>Black,asian, latino and maybe indian(depends on how they are/look)
>personality
Gives no fucks and does whatever the want. Nihilistic, but the good kind of nihilism.
>interests
Video games(mmo) Boxing, MMA,politics and isnt very lewd

Yes I know. My standards are pretty low desu
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>>38107857
>Age
23-30
>Height
4'7-5'10
>Weight
small
>Race or nationality
white for the aesthetic, but truthfully white boys are incapable of having their own opinions or thinking critically.
>Personality
intelligent, funny, easygoing, patient, mindful
>Interests
Video games
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>>38110912
i would date a black guy but i am pale so I would look like a slut if we walked down the street together.
to me, white women who chase black men are sluts.
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>>38110945

>isnt very lewd

You want a low test cuck. There's plenty around.
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>>38110945
15+
Wew where do you live? Shotacon?

>isnt very lewd
Pity.
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>>38110933
Why would a phone delete the reply number?
>>38110610
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I'm a naked muscular jock and I've brought my towel to whip every robot in this thread for being dilbert
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>>38110901
I am boring and awkward. It's hard talking to normies so I thought it would be fun to talk to some people who are more my speed. I'm disappointed.
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>>38110981
I doubt I look Chaddish/Tyroneish enough to make anyone look like a slut walking with me.
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>Age
younger than 26, but doesn't matter much
>Height
lol don't care
>Weight
lol don't care
>Race or nationality
lol don't care
>Personality
submissive ,intelligent, left/far left, supportive, enthusiastic
>Interests
reading, vidya, music, sex, pleasing women
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>>38110945
>isnt very lewd
So close...
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>>38111025
I mean when two boring awkward people interact... there's not often a good result. You'd have to have the same few interests or just click in terms of humor and talking style.
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>>38111057

Anon you aren't a cute sweet girl so stop presenting yourself like a baboon's anus
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>>38110945
>tfw shitskin lover rules you out
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>>38111057
You must be a dominatrix.
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>>38111000
I guess I have to mention 18+
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>>38111057
>submissive
>left/far left
No need to be redundant
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>>38110981
If you date a black man as a white woman you deserve to die. Race traitors are trash
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>>38111112


i once got a handy from an asian girl and i don't feel like a race traitor
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>>38107857
I'll describe my perfect girlfriend

>>Age
16-99
>>Height
any
>>Weight
any but not obese
>>Race or nationality
European
>>Personality
Clingy and obsessive. Assertive socially but otherwise submissive.
>>Interests
Vidya and me.
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>>38111109
you're right all the good ones would fall under one
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>>38111025
Well you'd be surprised. You don't realize how much the normie actually drives a conversation until you're part of two half-willing/shy people talking to one another. Shit doesn't go anywhere, I've tried.
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>>38111131
You are just as trash as that girl
Gook lovers = nigger lovers = any shitskin lovers
Complete trash
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>>38111112
meant this reply for
>>38111109
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>>38111135

you're basically describing a melania-esque trophy wife

why would you want to be with that
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>>38111157
The only good communist is a dead communist
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>Be a BlackBot
>Nobody wants a BlackBot
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>>38111177

It sounds like you need a handy.
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>>38111202
So I can be together with her and so I can be myself around her? The fuck kind of question is this.
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>>38111220
Stick to your own kind negro you have no business dating outside of your race
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>>38109851
>Irish
I'm Irish anon.
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>>38111220
It was over for us before it started.
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>>38107857
>Age
30 to 40
>Height
5'5" or taller, no taller than 5'10"
>Weight
normal build, chubby, athletic or muscular
>Race or nationality
arabic, white, middle eastern are all fine
religion / religious culture is a deal breaker
preferably fluent in one of the following: english, french, arabic, russian
>Personality
upfront, independent, romantic, optimistic, determined, kinky, must be okay with shit tier humor, open to being a stay at home husband / boyfriend, preferably inquisitive and at least somewhat level-headed, must be fine with the idea of dating a virgin woman
>Interests
video games, comics, anthropology / politics, mythology, literature, urban legends, horror, visual arts, music, femdom
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>>38111177

what if she was really cute and laughed at all the dumb shit you were saying and you had fun together and then you got the handy?
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>>38111222
You sound like a typical modernist faggot reducing every problem to sexual frustration.
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>>38111261

>implying that isn't what most problems are about
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>>38111112
I'm not white, I'm just pale. I would look like a slut.
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>>38107857
>Age
20+
>Height
5'9+
>Weight
fit
>Race or nationality
doesn't really matter excluding fully black and fully indian
>Personality
intelligen, caring, dark humor
>Interests
snuggling, anime, video games, cooking,drawing
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>nobody wants me because I'm brown
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>>38111075
>>38111171
You both make good points. The only successful online friendship I have had with the opposite sex was with an anime nerd cyborg. He was functional irl but just barely.
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>>38107857
No small men lol. And they also need to man up and initiate conversation with me, no whiners or betas in this vagina, tired of beta shorties thinking they can get a women.
>>
Anyone that's not black
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>>38111259
She would still be a gook, and you shouldn't have even been talking to her.
>>38111284
It isn't. Only retards that can't see beyond their own box of trojans think it is.
>>38111299
White and NE Asian people are pale. Unless you're a nip, gook, or chink you are white.
>>38111309
Because your race is full of violent low IQ vermin and your genes would completely ruin anyone not of your race's. People want children that actually resemble them not mullatto abominations.
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>>38111258
>religion / religious culture is a deal breaker
>romantic
haha
>upfront, independent
>femdom
hehehe
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>>38111318

I have primordial dwarfism i just wanna smash
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>>38107912
>Rap, EDM, Cars
>the finer things in life
The fuck outta here with your vapid bullshit, roastie
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>>38111337
>>38111307
one of you be my gf's
whichever replies first is who I'll choose
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>>38111338

hitler kills himself in a bunker at the end
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>>38111338
I'm Metis
you need to back down because you're irrationally angry.
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>>38111337
Are you desperate? Be my desperate gf
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>>38109645
me

>>38110953
match

>>38111307
almost match (don't into drawing currently)

A couple more things about me:
Live near San Francisco, CA
Generally weird and happy about it.
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>>38111254
Latinos don't get any love either.
'tis what it is.
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>>38111364
Hitler was an autistic sperglord who had no idea what the fuck he was doing, and should have killed himself in Vienna after the first time they turned his paintings down. Your point shitskin?
>>38111377
>I'm not white I'm just mixed with enough European admixture to look white
You're white
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this thread is so boring someone post their chode or something
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>Age
20-25
>Height
5'4-6'4 ideal somewhere like 5'7-5'9
>Weight
Height to weight proportional. Healthy bmi, low-ish body fat preferred.
>Race or nationality
Don't care as long as there aren't language barriers or some shit
>Personality
Patient
Good natured
Somewhat cynical
Gentle
Skeptical
Understanding
Open minded
>Interests
At least some shared ones, plus whatever they like. I want to be able to learn stuff and teach my partner stuff about what I love.
Anime
TV/Movies
Vidya
Arts and crafty stuff
Tabletop games
LARP
Cooking
>>
I like these threads so I can laugh a lot with all theese beta loser thinking they can get some "fembot" girlfriend by making these kind of threads *coff* OP *coff*.

Hahaha fucking stupid robots.


T. I have a """fembot""" girlfriend and she says you're not real.
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>>38111341
The best subs are those who know how to put up a fight ;)
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>>38110792
>I have found this person :) and I love him so very much ^.^
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>>38111403

autistic sperglords post on r9k

successful sociopaths lead countries to genocide

so far ur number 1 :^)
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>>38111420
WHICH COUNTRY ARE YOU IN?

OROGIGNNALSALGAS
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>>38108838
This is a semantics argument. What makes a race for you? Genes? Legal labels?
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>>38111403
I wasn't raised in white culture and I don't look white. I'm just pale.
nice gymnastics. I'd give you gold.
I'm the product of race-traitorism, nothing I can do will undo it.
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>>38111403

How many hairs on your face look like pubes
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>>38107857
>Age
40
>Height
1m90
>Weight
Not fat
>Race
white
>Personality
Smart, mature, seasoned, wise
>Interests
Into reading, intellectual conversations, good movies, likes to have fun
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>>38111420
I'm just going to drop a throwaway. Please email me femanon
[email protected]
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>>38110792

good post but the shit grammar doesn't sell it
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Im gonna leave this here, for my ideal fembot partner !

Me:

>Gender
Male(male(men(human male(notanhuman(male)))
>Sexual Orientation
Really straight
>Virgin?
Yup..
>Age
21 springs
>Weight
150
>Height
5'9
>Race
Maybe a mix between mediterranean and pale and slavic and who really knows
>Kinks
I don't have anyone I think. Though I get 96%
dominant in that kink test. I'm okay with the kinks of my partner as long as she has certain limits, though if I really love her I wouldn't mind desu everything can be talked I guess
>Occupation
I'm not a neet, I got money every month!(until I lose it..)
>Interests
Music,mostly, music is a part important in my life, I can play certain instruments, not good at all tho..Movies, I love watching movies and of course anime, though Im not a fan of the new anime.About videogames, I don't play vg so I'm sorry for that..but I could try it anyway.
>Posittive and bad things about me
Possitive things: I'm really clingy person but I kinda know the limits so I guess thats possitive?. I am(or I think I am..) loving, caring, romantic, passionate, very loyal, and some stuff im forgetting, sorry
Bad things: I cry a lot, so if the person hurts me I'm going to cry for sure. I get too attached to the other person. I fall in love so easily and give the best I have for the other person even if its not reciprocal, like always looking for forward. I'm kind paranoid but I'm working on it and I am doing it right. Like I said I'm really loving person, and maybe that could annoy my love partner somehow, so yeah it's bad I guess.
What I am looking for in someone: Basically someone who wants to spend the entire life with me, and if not, its okay, at least I know they tried. I want someone to get better together, as a goal, happines for both of us. Real goals as human beings, phisically and mentally, and as love partners. I want someone who is not focused on looks, I don't mid about the looks, love is not only "looks", love is the inside.

Cont.
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>>38111476
I am from the USA
>>38111525
Are you the same anon as above?
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>>38111535

Cont.

In other words i want someone not only for a week, day, month year. I want someone who wants to be with me for a long time.

>Contact info
, I want someone to be friends and at the same time, lovers. You know the thing they always say, "you must be with someone who is your friend and a lover partner, that's the right one", is true, I really want to that, so I nave no clue if this kind of person is even here. but anyway. never say never. So If some fembot is interested, let me know, I guess.
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>>38111558
No I'm not him, but I am from the US
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>>38111535

You sound like a cute nice boy who is going to get cucked
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>>38111429
Someone's bitter
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>>38109851
I'm 6'0 but i fit the rest of the bill anon
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>>38111580
Well better lose than never hav.
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>>38111498
And here you are living in a white country speaking a white language posting on a white created website utilizing white technology with admitted white features
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>>38111558
TELLME A BIT MORE ABOUT YOU BEFORE ASKING FOR SOME OTHER WAY TO CONTACT YOU.

I AM REALLY SORRY, I LIKE TO KNOW THE PERSON WELL, BEFORE THE NEXT STEP..
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>>38109851
I'm white, 5'9, basically all of that shit but I'm a bit too skinny probably.

>>38111601
Cirnoposter is mine, cuck.
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>>38109866
This sounds pretty much like me except not strongfat or whatever that is.
>>
>tfw you only fit 1 or 2 fembots description
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>>38111640
cringe

origidigido
>>
>When you're 5'4" so the only people that want you are masculine male robots that want to turn you into a trap.
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>>38107857
>Age
Between 18 and 81
>Height
Between 175 and 235 cm
>Weight
Between 56 and 100 kg
>Nationality
Liechtenstein
>Personality
Not a leader nor a follower
>Interests
Weed, robots, weed robots, robot weeds, high life, low life, cars, cream pies, grass, David letterman, George soros, Panama, Ronald Reagan before he became us president, Ronald Reagan after he became us president, British top gear, androginy, andropause, Sherlock Holmes, painting his own mother as a big dicked tranny, Caruso, Taiwanese massage parlors, Taiwanese food, Taiwanese anal bleaching, twin peaks, triangular boobs, poetry, bigotry, sodomy, mercury, building highways on the moon
>>
>age
I don't care. Not older than 27, I'm 20.
>height
I don't care much, just taller is me is fine (I'm 5'5 1/2") so maybe 5'7" and up but I've liked short guys before
>weight
I don't care at all. What a dumb thing to care about. I've had a crush on fat guys and skinny guys. Just not morbidly obese. Fat and chubby is fine.
>race or nationality
White or east asian is my ideal preference
>personality
I like possessive and jealous types but anything works for me. I don't care as long as he doesn't cheat or lie. Lying or hiding things from me is a huge deal breaker. Not a Chad that talks too to many women and makes me feel jealous/insecure all the time.
>interests
I would like him to watch anime and play games with me but I don't want him to be a total weeaboo, just a normal guy. He can have whatever hobbies he wants. I think it's cool when guys like shooting guns. I am an indoors type but I could go hiking with you.
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>>38111697
Woah. No. You are below the 5'6" cutoff for being considered a male. Your ONLY options are being a trap or being a tranny.
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>>38111525
>tfw no email to me
>tfw can't meet qt
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>>38111749
Are you open to contacting a robot?
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>>38111749
Hey, I fit that pretty well, I'm also 20 as well. Do you live in the US?
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>>38111804
Yeah, I live in the west coast.
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>>38111758
No, fuck you.

"lmao you're short so you HAVE to become a trap/tranny"

Fucking neck yourself, I know I will.
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>>38111057
>intelligent
>left/far left
Pick one
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>>38111749
Im this >>38111535


W-would you give me some way of concact you or I drop mine?!

Well you decide, desu, I dont like forcing stuff..
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>>38111749
would you be up for talking to someone not from the US or nah, because you sound pretty cool
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>>38111815
Down on the west cost they got a saying...
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>>38111815
>>38111749
What's your email/preferred form of contact. I like shooting guns, but idk how you even get that hobby on the left coast
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>>38111786
>>38111835
>>38111836
I would love to make new friends.
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>>38111865
[email protected]
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>>38111873
you want me to drop a throwaway then?
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>>38111697
5'4 was in the range I put in my post, I am just a small female
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>>38111815
Oh, well I live in NC, so I'm pretty far away. We could still play some video games, what games do you have?
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>>38111901
Sure thing. Are you okay with just being friends?
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>>38111873
>>38111873
ok.. what is your discord?
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>>38111927
yea, I used to watch anime with a close friend over skype sometimes but our schedules don't match anymore, maybe we could end up doing something like that if this works out...

[email protected]
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>>38111819
No no no. See. You don't get a say in this. Big boys are talking here making these important and big decisions.
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>>38111913
I enjoy dark souls and metal gear. I used to play diablo. For online games, I've played tf2 but I'm really bad at it. Most of my steam games are single player unfortunately.
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>>38111966
>Big boys.

How old are you, Champ? I'm not becoming a god damn trap or a tranny. I want to be more masculine, not fucking less.
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>>38107857
>>Age
don't care, just legal
>>Height
don't care
>>Weight
not obese
>>Race or nationality
don't care, just legal
>>Personality
don't care, notices me
>>Interests
don't care, just no hunting/fishing

i will literally date any guy on this board who lives in Seattle and won't hit me. please...
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>>38112043
You had me until you said seattle
I lost
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>>38112043
>won't hit you
Any stories anon? Did you get abused?

Also why are you in the US. Be my desperate gf in the EU dammit. Lonely european girls don't exist.
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>>38111638
That's fine, I understand!! I am 21, Twin Peaks, Lain Iwakura, and the colour mint are three of my favorite things. I have a cute cat (pic related). I like playing video games, lately i've been playing lords of the fallen even though it isn't very good. I'm not sure what you want to know exactly desu
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>>38111893
Did you forget the g in that?
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>>38107857
>Age
21-25
>Height
Taller than me (5'7)
>Weight
Idk, healthy weight
>Race or nationality
Don't care, but prefer darker hair and skin
>Personality
Funny, charismatic, introverted, passionate
>Interests
Jazz music, horror movies, hiking and camping
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>>38111770
I sent it! I am just slow, I am sorry rip
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>>38112123
post discord or email throwaway plox
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>>38112001
I mostly play Rocket league and Killing floor 2 nowadays, they're pretty fun to play with other people. I think they're both for sale on steam if your interested, but if not that's ok.
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>>38112079
no, i actually enjoy being hit as long as it won't leave bruises. i guess that's what i meant.
>>
>>38108052
>>38108063
I'm 6 foot and right around 125-130 and look decently defined and not overly skelly.
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>>38112174
>girl who likes to be hit
Fuck why are you in Seattle. Jesus.
>tfw no girlfriend to beat up lovingly
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>>38112035
Old enough to know that if wishes grew on trees we'd all be better for it but you and i both know we gotta roll with what we're given ans what you've been given means you can't ever physically be masculine BUT you can be feminine.
Why are you even turning this down? Some people would kill for this chance plus you'd have instant access to being laid all the time.
>>
>Age
21 to 30. I'm 27.

>Height
5'6" or above. I'm quite short.

>Weight
Just not obese

>Race/nationality
White or black

>Personality
Just kind

>Interests
Probably something that means he's at home a lot. I'm possessive

Wow I have low standards.
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>>38112181
I don't believe you. I'm 5'11 at 128 Ibs, and I look very noticeably thin, along with my twig-like arms. The only thing about me not super-thin are my legs.
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>>38112123
I fit this except for the fact that I'm 19 and don't like jazz. Damn.
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>>38112174
Please post contact and accept temporary long distance
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>>38112095
>>38111893
That isn't me.
>>38111962
I'll email you c:
>>38111946
mochi#0041
>>38111851
And what is that?
>>38111865
Just because a guy I liked, liked guns. I don't shoot guns myself but it seems really cool.
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>>38112205
>possessive
Hmm. Are you yandere? Where are you from?
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>>38112095
There's no need for a g when you're a g ;)
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>>38112205
>Probably something that means he's at home a lot. I'm possessive
Do you have hobbies are that are homebody tier?
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>>38112087
WHERE IS THE PIC RELATED? I DONT REALLY PLAY VG, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT THO..BY SAYING LAIN IWAKURA YOU MEAN YOU ENJOYED SERIAL EXPERIMENTS LAIN, RIGHT?

UGH WHY IM WRITING LIKE THIS SORRY

I haven't watched twin peaks, is it good..? I'd like to start watching it. And i don't really know I just want to know more before contacting you, Im just afraid, you'll be contacted a lot surely, so..If yyou're ok I can share you my contact that way you coulndn't drop yours in public, we're on 4chan after all and it's public. I am this >>38111535 of youre not ok just tell me, it'll be okay. just to let you know a bit about me!
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>>38111627
yup, guess race mixing isn't evil after all.
>>
>>38112205
Can I originally ask where you are currently situated?
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>>38111389
me

>>38111420
match, and judging from what you ask you seem nice

>>38111523
give me 17 years

>>38112205
match, I usually work from home

fembots describe yourselves?
I'm looking for that special kind of autist who doesn't know their own potential so we can do amazing things together.
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>>38112211
Get into it boi
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>>38112226
>Are you yandere?
Just low self esteem and paranoid any guy I date will get bored of me and move onto a prettier girl. I'm Aussie.

>>38112239
>Do you have hobbies are that are homebody tier?
Reading, football, some gaming, work.
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>>38112168
I have rocket league but I'm really bad at it (like me at most games).
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>>38112204
Being short doesn't mean I'm doomed to a life of being some guy's fuckstick. I don't give a rat's ass about "getting laid."

"Some people would kill for this chance." Fucking hell get out of here with that shit logic. Some people would kill to be tall, some people would kill to be short, some people would kill to have money, some people would kill to have a family. I am under no obligation to feel privileged for being 5'4" and a FUCKING MAN.

GO CHOKE ON YOUR OWN SHIT YOU GODDAMN FUCKER.
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>>38112196
don't get your hopes up. i'm not that interesting or attractive

>>38112214
long distance isn't even a relationship ;_;
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>>38112278
Damn aussies. There truly is not a single european girl on this board.

How does that paranoia affect you? Are you super clingy? Would you be jealous / angry over a guy's exes?
>>
>>38112278
be my clingy australian gf and drop discord for my loser hobbies
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>>38112306
Uh.
You're desperate, you like to be beaten up.
Sounds like perfection desu.
If you got a bf would you ever leave him? Would you do everything for him? Most girls wouldn't. That's why you're the best type of gf
>>
>>38111389
>match

do you consider yourself more traditional, or less traditional?
>>
>>38112306
>temporary long distance
>temporary
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>>38112308
>How does that paranoia affect you? Are you super clingy? Would you be jealous / angry over a guy's exes?
I used to be bad. It was cringey. Suicide threats if my ex wouldn't delete girls from Facebook. I cried for an hour once because he turned his head to look at a girl on the street while driving. I was insane. More relaxed now but still pretty bad.

I dunno. I just go quiet and cry if I think he finds another girl attractive. On the flip side I've developed a bit of a cuckqueen fetish from it though
>>
>>38108576
Well you literally just described me. Where are you from? Let's fucking do it. Fucking neat, that is :^)

Nah just kidding, that would be p r e t t y
w a c k y o.
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>Age
20-24

>Height
6'0 - 6'5''

>Weight
200ish

>Race or nationality
White/Black American or Canadian.

>Personality
Relaxed, funny, kind of smart.

>Interests
Vidya, spookiness, biking.
>>
>>38112283
That's ok, when you're playing with friends you don't have to be good at it, you can just mess around and have fun
>>
>Age
18-45 (if still cute)
>Height
Anything, as long as they're not a tall lanky giant. Shorter than me is fine though
>Weight
Not fat (sorry)
>Race or nationality
Anything as long as they are cute (not a perfect 10, but some attraction is necessary in a relationship)
>Personality
Nice, funny, not too sarcastic, will make fun of people with me without making me feel bad about it
>Interests
Video games, edgy memes (I'm trash, I know), doing stupid shit with me like crafts and taking walks and talking about ghosts
>>
>>38112363
>I used to be bad. It was cringey. Suicide threats if my ex wouldn't delete girls from Facebook. I cried for an hour once because he turned his head to look at a girl on the street while driving. I was insane. More relaxed now but still pretty bad.

That's really cute. I'd love a gf like you.
But
>ex
Come the fuck on. Most guys here would be more paranoid they are inadequate when compared to your ex(es). Are you a virgin? Probably not. And that's terrible and a red flag.

>tfw no virgin paranoid posessive jealous cuckquean gf in europe
>>
>>38110953
This reads like distinct b8
Do you have a throwaway
>>
>>38111457
Awww that's so sweet, congrats
>>
>>38112370
But for real though. I love tall women. They're all so short compared to me. 6'3 260. I'm also doing nuclear physics and I'm very depraved of much intellectual stimulation. I would love to be with someone that could match that. Oh also yeah I'm white, very high IQ as well.
>>
>>38112392
What video games, and what kind of crafts?
>>
>>38112392
Where are you from
I might fit
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>>38112392
I am not that cute, but idk maybe youre interested on me. Where are yyou from to begin with?
>>
>>38107857

>Age
20+
>Height
5'6"-5'10"
>Weight
Don't really care. Not a mobile scooter doomed sack of crumb dusted lard? I don't mind some chub, and chub can be nice to cuddle, I just don't want anybody that can't walk a foot without wheezing.
>Race or nationality
Don't care, but like any normal person, I love accents. Usually the British/Kenyan ones.
>Personality
Smarmy, adventurous, unrealistic, irresponsible, spontaneous.. Somebody that doesn't give a shit about politics and loves to talk about and compare emotions.
>Interests
Comic books, dedicated to certain things coming out and follows certain topics religiously (I don't care what. I just like passion), Christmas light decoration, decorating in general, road trips, painting walls, sitting by lakes, cuddling, reading tarot cards, fond of the paranormal but not actually invested in it... Hopefully he wouldn't mind back rubs and telling me about his day. I'd love to steal his deodorant and scratch his scalp gently.

Wellp. That was a waste of time.
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>>38112413
>Most guys here would be more paranoid they are inadequate when compared to your ex(es)
Haven't dated a guy since I was 21. No sex for 3 years. Like I know this is r9k but I think I'd give the most possessive guys here a run. I know that sounds like gloating but I hate it.
>>
>>38112511
Yeah but answer >>38112338
this clingy
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>>38112467
>Smarmy, adventurous, unrealistic, irresponsible, spontaneous.. Somebody that doesn't give a shit about politics and loves to talk about and compare emotions.


Wow thats pretty much me, and I also have strong accent, not english tho if you don0t mind, in which part of the earth are you?

No don't say that, It waas not wast of time, or Am i wasting my time with you...?
>>
>>38112358
Hard to say.

Argument for more: I have a lot of respect for social institutions that have stood the test of time, and believe that honoring traditions as much as is reasonable is a good in its own. I think society has always been corrupted by the latest trends since those who can wield them successfully end up in power for the next step of history, while the many others who are unprepared suffer for their lack of reserve.

Argument for less: I work with and obsess over bleeding edge tech because it's fun and pays for itself.

Why do you ask?

my last post
>>38112264
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>>38112527
I don't use discord. Just kik if you have. Drops yours. Where in Aus are you?
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>>38112511
>I think I'd give the most possessive guys here a run
Well I'm already more possessive and jealous than you. I'll straight up not date you even if I lived in your town because I wouldn't be your first. I can't handle the thought of you even INTERACTING with another man apart from me.
What's the fucking point of being a bf if I'm just number 2 on the cock carousel. Disgusting.
>>
>>38112563
Do you have an email or anything? I don't like posting kik
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>>38112467
tfw irish but accent faded over years of reclusion and talking to foreign people online

just kill me
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>>38112571
>What's the fucking point of being a bf if I'm just number 2 on the cock carousel. Disgusting.
Ahhh okay. I'm similar, but not as bad. I wouldn't date a player who's had many girls. Good luck on your search then.
>>
>>38112413
>>38112413
I'm from East Coast USA
>>38112436
I like horror games and any games that I can play with him. And crafts like little scrapbooks, that stupid slime everyone's making nowadays, and whatever other shit I find online
>>
>>38112671
Aww fuck I linked the wrong posts, I'm such a fucking idiot
>>
>>38112456
>>38112466
Do I do the right ones now? Fuck I'm so out of it today. East coast USA
>>
>>38112467
>>38112467
>Smarmy, adventurous, unrealistic, irresponsible, spontaneous.. Somebody that doesn't give a shit about politics and loves to talk about and compare emotions

oh my god why would you want to date somebody like this?

>>38112560
>I have a lot of respect for social institutions that have stood the test of time, and believe that honoring traditions as much as is reasonable is a good in its own

absolutely fucking not. Though I don't believe in following trends either. I don't think what is or what will be should influence how you live your civilian life. I think you should only concern yourself with doing what's right, and in non-moral situations, doing what's fun.

>describe yourselves?

>Age
23
>Height
5'7
>Weight
200lbs
>Race or nationality
Metis
>Personality
unconventional. i am highly food-motivated and i like car rides and i'm schizophrenic and autistic
>Interests
clowns, video games, dogs, car rides, being under water, food, celibacy, needle felting, drawing, writing, painting
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>>38112563
>>38112604
eh nevermind fuck it
add Habsburger32
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>>38112708
Yeah you did Whats your contact info? Age?
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>>38107857
>>Age
24
>>Height
1,72
>>Weight
chubby
>>Race or nationality
spanish descent
>>Personality
idc as long as he can be himself around me
>>Interests-
history, food, travelling, me, and loving and having sex with me.
>>38108020
he's a beauty
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>>38112287
Someday you're going to look back on this and think "what if i DID become a trap/tranny?".
The lifestyle would have made you pretty and you would have kept that pretty longer than most chicks, you'd have the attention you desire, maybe even banged some chicks who are into that, you could land a daddy so you could live the housewife NEET life, maybe adopt some children and feel like a mother and contributing human being.

You'll remember this exact moment forever as the pivotal time you DIDN'T take this opportunity thats all but being thrown at you for a better and happier life. Someday when you're still a KHV at age 50 and you look in the mirror and see a bitter old man who nursed his hurt ego you'll know you fucked up.
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>>38112743

Heyo there senyorita
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>>38112731
What's yours if you don't mind?
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>>38112711

I'm a shitty person, and want to be with an equally shitty person. With any luck, that person wouldn't be shitty to me, and I wouldn't be shitty to them.. "Us and them" mentality, I guess. History says otherwise, but eh. I like who I like.
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>>38112538

I'm from the States. What about you?
>>
I am
23 yrs
5'9"
Muscle chub
Dark skin hispanic
Introverted/shy
Weebshit and vidya

Would a fembot date me, pls.
>>
>>38112820
[email protected]

hmu!
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>>38112467
>>38112872
Liking accents isn't normal. You're just a whore
>>
>>38112872
I am from Europe, still want to talk..?
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>>38112743
Would you cook for me? I've yet to see a girl that lists traveling who also cooks
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>>38112940
You're retarded. Every girl LOVES accents from the UK barring ones that make you sound like you're chewing rocks. Also australian.
It makes what would have been a shit voice sound amazing.
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>>38107857
>Age
20+
>Height
5'9+
>Weight
t h i c c
>Race or nationality
Any, just don't be a stereotype pls
>Personality
Smart, knows what suffering is, has traditional values and has a spergy sense of humor.
>Interests
Anything, we don't need to have the same interests but please just be passionate with something that isn't anime or vidya.
>>
>>38112743
You did it wrong, you self absorbed cunt
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>Age
23+
>Height
preferably smaller
>Weight
preferably smaller
>Race or nationality
don't care, I'm a mutt myself.
>Personality
low t, high empathy, sensitive, knows true suffering, poor or grew up poor, been abused and terrified of accidentally abusing somebody else, no/low sex drive, anti-natalist
>Interests
animals, cooking, video games, reading, writing, anything creative whatsoever, staying home or visiting isolated places, candy & ice cream
>>
>>38113339
What kind of mutt are you? This is very important
>>
>>38112913
>Muscle chub
post body pic muchaco
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>>38113389
>muchaco
fucked that one up kek
>>
Turn on your phone australian girl
>>
>>38113355
white (irish heritage) and first nations (mi'kmaq heritage)
i inherited the best of both worlds, in my opinion. I have great hair.
>>
>>38113425
What a waste of white genes you are
>>
>>38113410
give me a break anon. i was too focused on seeing a self described muscle chub
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>>38113425
>>38113339
be my mutt girlfriend
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>>38113446
I'm not a waste, in my opinion I'm superior to a plain old white because my genes are not only very attractive and all positive traits, they are also 2.5x as dominant as whatever you fags are rocking.
>>
>>38113470
contact first blease
i need to get to know you.
>>
>>38113477
Have fun with your inferior intelligence.
>>
>>38113477
Any genes that aren't white are a waste
>>
>>38113509
[email protected]
here's a temp mail
>>
>>38113516
my IQ is 140. Natives aren't known for being stupid.

>>38113524
whites are dying out because their genes are weak and go to shit as soon as they breed with anybody else.
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>>38113567
>Natives aren't known for being stupid.
Their average IQ is 90
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>>38113582
It's only hereditary if your mom is native. My mom is white. I inherited white intelligence. so regardless, i dodged a bullet.
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>>38112759
I don't want to be pretty. I don't desire attention from hungry, horny guys. I don't want to just bang tons of chicks. I don't want to land a daddy or live a NEET housewife life. I don't want to adopt kids.

I desire to be whoever or whatever I already am, marry a cute girl, haves kids with her, and be happy with her until we die of old age.

But no, instead, I'm a short useless sack of shit who is going to continuously be told by others that his only worth is as a trap, so I'll just fucking off myself.
>>
>>38112392
Hey anon, I'm also on the east coast and I like vidya along with occasionally cooking (that counts as crafts right?) Here's my throwaway. [email protected]
>>
>Age
anywhere between 5 to 90
>weight
80 to 100 pounds
>Height
4'9
>Race
Alien/greyskin
>Personality
Very depressed
>Interests
Likes getting high and killing children
>>
>>38113864
i am actually part alien. my dad birthed me out of a hernia, which scarred him for life.
I'm taller and heavier though.
Curiously I suffer terrible depression.
>>
>>38112378
Thats me except for 200ish :'(
>>
>>38111420
might be a bit late but i match a lot of what you listed there and i'd like to chat. also kind of interested in talkin about larpin [email protected]
>>
>>38112711
> I don't think what is or what will be should influence how you live your civilian life. I think you should only concern yourself with doing what's right, and in non-moral situations, doing what's fun.

I think I should explain why I arrived at honoring traditions being a good (as in moral) thing.
They simplify expectations when you make use of them in different ways by either directly benefiting from the thing that was made a tradition or by building additional social constructs on top of it, since getting people to coordinate around much of anything that isn't leveraging existing culture is extremely difficult.
The traditions don't have to accomplish any more than that to be worthwhile, and if they get in the way more than they help then discard them, but default to supporting them for the benefits those intrinsic benefits they provide if lacking any clear reason to defect.
If the tradition is good as more than just a tradition, that's even better.
To be honest I don't spend any real amount of time honoring traditions outside of holidays and designing things to work smoothly with expectations. Though I'll probably convert to Judaism at some point to play around with the traditions it has for fun and inspiration.
If I get the chance to reinforce a tradition without any real effort I'll usually take it.

>unconventional. i am highly food-motivated and i like car rides and i'm schizophrenic and autistic
Same here minus the car rides. FWIW my only particularly crippling issue these days is insomnia.

>celibacy
Depending what that means it may be a dealbreaker for me. Waiting until marriage I could understand. Absolute celibacy for whatever reason would leave me uninterested in more than friendship or possibly mild romance.

Regardless of whatever you might think at this point, you probably live in Canada anyways, so it's all a bit of a moot point apart from that this has been an interesting interaction.


My last post:
>>38112560
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>>38114421
traditions are neither moral nor immoral.
>>
>>38114857
Depends how your ideology defines morality.

My last post (from now on I'll just namefag):
>>38114421
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>>38115142
I define morality as "right and wrong" and I fail to perceive how traditions are either right or wrong.
to me
right = constructive
wrong = destructive
>>
>>38111420
probably a long shot but since i'm sleepin might as well drop my discord just in case scvgood2go#6080
would like to talk to you about most of the stuff on your interest list
>>
>>38108056

So spot on
>>
>>38107857

19-30
tall enough to reach what I need (I'm 5'1)
not fat not skinny a little chub is fine
doesn't really matter
childish, funny, smart
art, music, anime, science

I guess that's pretty much it :/
>>
>>38115915
Country?
Contact? Throwaway are acceptable
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>>38107857
>age
20-28
>height
5'3-6'2
>weight
fit or skinny. Not skinny fat. No previous record of obesity.
>race or nationality
doesn't matter. Leaning towards coastal latino tho.
>personality
no anxiety, no personality/mood disorders, not a libertarian, has a good relationship with family, science focused, feminist, outgoing, and likes trying new shit, doesn't get the majority of his medical info off of /fit/. Bonus points if he doesn't care for Calvin and Hobbes, aromantic and militant atheist.
>Interests
STEM, outdoorsy shit (but like actually outdoorsy, not "coleman boyscout" outdoorsy), his health, books, bonus points if he listens to music that isn't written by a white guy, gym, microbiology, fruity gum, boats.
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>>38107857
>Tfw my actual boyfriend

>Eighteen
>Not quite 6'
>Skelly
>Yuropoor
>Shy, funny, thoughtful, honest, cheeky
>Obsessive towards playing instruments and autistic vidya
Feels great to bee honest
>>
>>38116036
You are an anti-white piece of shit, and deserve to die
>>
>>38116054
This, fuck that roastie whore
>>
I-is being a little overweight but not visually fat a b-big redflag?
>>
>>38116036
>looking for wealthy STEM man who's active and an SJW

gl LUL
>>
17
'5 "11
150 lbs.
Caucasian
Gentle, casual and humorous
Anime and me
>>
>>38115199
I think traditions are constructive so I guess that works.
>>
>>38108576
>interested in 15 year olds
Hmmmmm would it be unfair to guess you're 15? Either gets the ol noggin joggin.
>>
>>38112181
Lmao you are delusional. I know a 5'11 twig with noodle arms and he's 140
>>
>>38109639
I love reading, writing and drawing. Would you like to know me?
>>
>this entire thread
>height: 6'+
I hope all of you end up married to an abusive drunk
>>
>Age
Older.
>Height
Taller than 5'7.
>Weight
Skellington, average or fit.
>Race/Nationality
White with blue green or hazel eyes. No brown eyes.
>Personality
Outgoing, willing to go anywhere spontaneously. On par with mine.
>Interests
Rock climbing, video games, pokemon, running. Enjoys music like Gorillaz, Tool, Brown Bird , Primus, Thrice, Highly Suspect
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>25-27
>6ft or over
>between skeleton and medium, no fatties
>white
>Sweet, likes anime and good at video games. Also, movies. Especially horror. Really interested in some hobby like D&D or reading or something. Likes to hang out and talk a lot, loving
>same interests as me, wants to play vidya together, go to movie theaters, hate normals
>would prefer if he was on 4chan, but not b or r9k or soc
>>
>>38116195
>a 17 year old
>checks current season
Hmmmmmm :thinking:
>>
>>38116681
I'm everything described except outgoing and spontaneous. However, id be willing to go/do whatever. I'm 19 would you like to get to know me?
>>
>>38116639
I saw that and was hit hard too. Then I realised
>perfect
No SO is ever perfect. Also,
>fembot gfs
>you only looked at this because it was spoiled text. This too.
>>
>>38116681
I fit
pls be gf
>>
>>38113043

We might get along

[email protected]
>>
>>38115915
Here here!
>>38112392
I wouldn't mind a normalfag either
>>
>>38116639
you're ignoring the bulk of the posts which don't say 6'+
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>>38107857

>Age
Preferably 27ish
>Height
Over 6'2 no exceptions
>Weight
Strong muscles but not ugly muscles
>Race or nationality
Mixed preferred not into full white guys
>Personality
Likes to do manly things and also treat me like a princess. As much as I like anime I don't ever want a bf who watches it. Or videogames.
>Interests
Camping, Hiking, Outdoors stuff, Adventures!
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>Age
21-30
>Height
5'7"+
>Weight
Normal
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Patient and kind, not over the top macho but still able to take charge
mentally ill or comfortable with mental illness
>Interests
film, video games, life science, drugs, singing, staying at home, alone time, memes, wasting your youth
>>
>>38117087
Is it a dealbreaker if nodrugs?
>>
>>38111057
Are you still here anon? You seem cool and I want to talk to you about politics and shit.
>>
Where can I meet women who visit 4chan?
>>
>>38117098
not at all, as long as you're not bothered by it.
>>
>>38118139
I am not
Do you have any form of contact?
>>
>>38111057
The worst kind of "woman"
>>
>>38118210
do you mind posting yours?
I have a discord, I could also dig up my skype account if you prefer
>>
>>38118340
[email protected]
can you send me your discord here?
>>
>>38118386
isn't that kind of the same as posting it?
>>
>>38118437

It's so everyone else doesn't see duh
>>
>>38118437
No because only I see it there so there isn't a million adds
>>
>>38110945
>latino
what about white and latino?
if so, I may be your guy :^)
>>
>>38108056
Shit I fit everything except for the art part.. Im learning how to draw 2d waifus..does that count?
>>
>>38118464
>>38118470
but anyone can go to sharklasers.com and look in that inbox. that's how it works
>>
>>38118552

That's the scrambled address, only he knows the real one to get to the inbox

Learn to Internet
>>
>>38116129
wealthy? nah.
I assume you gathered that from the boat stuff.

I just like boats. It'd be cool to learn stuff about boats ya know?
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>>38111057
>>Height
>lol don't care
>>Weight
>lol don't care
>>Race or nationality
>lol don't care
b-bait?
im a 4 foot nigger that weighs 200lbs
would that suffice?
>>
>>38118552
what this anon >>38118565
said here
>>
>>38116054

you've got a shameful sense of trigger discipline for a libertarian son.
>>
>>38118552
Is that a no you won't send discord?
>>
>>38118565
I'm doing my best

>>38118693
did you get it?
>>
>>38112913
Literally all of that is fine to me apart from the last item.
>>
>Age
5 years old
>Height
~30cm
>Weight
No more than 2kg
>Race or nationality
Brazilian
>Personality
Jolly and loud
>Interests
Seeds
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>>38110945
Latino, too autistic to care about what's not inside my head, martial arts fan and chaste.
pls
>>
Does this count for faggots? Anyway;
>Age
16-19
>Height
Don't care too much, but I like 'em shorts.
>Weight
Skelly, average, chubby or fit; no fat, no ripped.
>Race or nationality
Anything goes.
>Interests
Politics, history, sociology, economy, anime, manga, vidyas, philosophy, strange and exotic shit. just b urself, conversations get boring if both sides have the same tastes.

It should be fair to provide some info about myself too, I guess.
>Age
18
>Height
1,70m
>Weight
72kg
>Race or nationality
Hispanic.
>Interests
Mentioned above.
>>
>>38109866
Well I am German, and I can tolerate a lot of shit

Am neither strong nor fat tho. And I can't grow a proper beard (yet? 'he types hopefully')
>>
Do these threads even work?

Just curious, I'm too shy to contact anyone.
>>
>>38107857
Age - 25+
Height - 6 foot minimum..
180 lbs + buff
White
Into fixing things with no shirt on
Funny, smart, attractive, dark hair with nice abs, also has to be wealthy and buy me whatever I want if he hopes to have a shot.
>>
>>38109866
>white
>southern europe

The lands populated by beach niggers and tanwhores
>>
>>Age
19-22
>>Height
5'10 +
>>Weight
>>Race or nationality
White or Asian
>>Personality
Kind, compassionate, intelligent, a good conversationalist, adventurous, somewhat introverted, kind of pessimistic or realistic, witty
>>Interests
Classics (reading), philosophy, history, music, politics, food, travelling, video games, films (arthouse type).
>bonus
No religion, and non conservative and traditional. I want to be someone's equal.
>>
>>38120439
Please be my qt3.14 equal
>>
>>38111497
appearance you dumb fuck, race is just a word to describe different groups of people, who the fuck told you its iq?
>>
>Age
19 - 25
>Height
over 5'9
>Weight
not fat or skelly
>Race or nationality
asian or half asian
>Personality
cynical, pragmatic, silly, funny, ambitious, hates white people, red pilled
>Interests
reading, fitness, eating and dressing well, getting high and talking about the universe
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>>38112378
Im 20
6'7
206 lbs
I guess the other points apply
>>
>>38107937
this was literally me a month ago
pls respond
>>
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I'm so happy for all the robots who got into contact with a fembot in this thread. It's legit sooo heartwarming.
>>
>>38112306
Are you a NEET or interested in becoming a NEET?
>>
>>38107857
I wish this thread were deleted I wish I wish
>>
Worthless thread as no one is including penis length
>>
>>38107857
22
5,8
198 lbs
White
Quiet
Gaming, chilling
>>
>>38120156
There are more niggers in Sweden than Southern Europe.
>>
>>Age
25-30
>>Height
5'7"- 6'2"
>>Weight
130 - 230
>>Race or nationality
Latino/Hispanic
>>Personality
Funny/mature/assertive
>>Interests
Video games
>>
>>38124590
How old are you anon? Are you Hispanic too
>>
>>38124590
Do you mean your ideal bf would be hispanic?
>>
>>38124590
>literally me except for age (23)
>>
>>38124778
That's my type, yeah
>>
>>38124951
Post about yourself
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>>38109639
What if I'm a above average Wojak poster?
>>
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>>38119224
henlo amreican girl ar u singl
>>
>>38124987

>>>Age
>21
>>>Height
>5'2"
>>>Weight
>90
>>>Race or nationality
>White
>>>Personality
>Funny/stubborn/smart
>>>Interests
>Video games/sushi/art/reading
>>
>>38107857
>10
>4'5
>60
>american/white
>innocent
>VIdya and animu
>>
>>38108056
Im all those things except fit. Im actually white and asian haha
>>
>>38120439
I fit this. Wanna be my gf?
>>
>>38125171
I haven't played video games much in recent years just cause I've been busy working / school / dealing with life but I was a gamer all my life before that, would that be a deal breaker? I do want to get back into the medium. What other interests would you want a guy to have?
>>
didnt expect this to be up still
>>
>>38124951
Im pale hispanic, what is your contact or drop I mine?
>>
>>38124590
>>38124951
>>38126597
>>38125171

Anyway, I'll drop my email

[email protected]
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>Fit many of the descriptions
>When threads are the other way around I never get replies
>>
>>38111057
>submissive
>far left
Enjoy your cuck bf
>>
>Age
27-32
>Height
180cm +
>Weight
Chubby but somewhat fit
>Race or nationality
European, preferably light eyes
>Personality
Funny, sweet, considerate, willing to be communicate, loyal, has friends, likes animals
>Interests
Boardgames, videogames (single player or co-op ones), reading, socializing, films, cooking, going on trips
>>
>>38112043
>no hunting/fishing
Literally why? Fishing is like my biggest hobby among many.
>>
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>>38107857
>between my age (23) through 28
>5'11-6'1
>average body frame
>Caucasian like me
>respectful, likes his family, more compassionate than me, values relationships
>sports, being artsy, patriotic right wing, cop/military/firefighter, religious, doesn't smoke

After three years of searching I just started dating the perfect guy for me. Although he doesn't like sports, avoids political opinions, and smokes occasionally, his personality is more than I could ever ask for. He's a genuine sweetheart.
>>
>tfw too short for a gf
Feels bad
>>
>>38125186
You want a bf or a fucking gnome for your garden?
>>
>>38111749
ughh you seemed nice but i arrived bit late.... if tou are still there can i have your discord?
>>
>>38107857
>maybe 19-23
>anything over 5'6
>uhhh weight doesn't really matter, it's more the build
>anything but Indian, Muslim etc.
>moderately confident, positive, quirky
>taste in music is big for me, no modern pop garbage, preferably enjoys gaming, kinky
>>
>>38129283
>>taste in music is big for me
No we're talking, psot your music here and lets see if we're compatible, May I ask where do you live before start?

Yeah I really fit, literally with everything, but musical taste is big one for me, you don't know how.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiaUykwvlCQ

There there
>>
>>38107937
mfw this is me except add some to height and weight and im not really too interested in anime or drawing and also im not as shy as i used to be
>>
>>38107857
fa- fantasy and reality ar- are two different things
rite fembots?
>>
>>38108113
fantastic, I really do hope thi
>long distance
hah, enjoy disappointment fag in drags
>>
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>all these girls that like tall, slender and gentle guys who like anime and video games
what the fuck? I was made to believe that these people only wanted Chad, have I been tricked?
>>
>>38129970
none of those are girls there is no such thing as a fembot you dope
>>
>>38129970
liking tall guys is having high standards. especially in a board of people insecure about their bodies
>>
>>38108987
its pretty easy
>6ft and above
>6in and above
short people should kill themselves with carbon monoxide

actually, let's build dedicate a building to slowly but painlessly suffocating short dicks and height. then the world would be a better place
>>
>>38130059
I never said anything about a fembot, though
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>>38109639
well done bait
>>
>>38110945
>isn't very low
standards are fucking sky high
good luck. men want to fuck so bad they'd fuck themselves. just look at prisons.
>>
>>38111057
your dream guy anon
not your lowest standards
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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