>it turns out that most of your life has been a coma-induced

happy that i have been given another chance to avoid ending up a total fuckup

>>38107568
Find 4chan earlier and better my life.

Make it 10.

Somnium

>>38107568
fuck all those girls who wanted to date me in middle & high school. start up a harem and brainwash each and every one of them.


Glad I won't be a virgin.

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Bitcoin nigga, if it's 2017 and I'm 12 I would get a gf and fucked her tits off and stretch her pussywithmy fast making her a degenerate and ruining her for all men in her future. I'd probably keep doing this to many girls but keeping a caring facade so women won't actually know this was my plan, they will just think of it as the best sex partner of their lives xd.

I'd invest money, force myself to abide to a healthy sleeping schedule, drink milk everyday and do some workouts daily just to keep body in skinny fit shape.

Would probably be more Chad like.

>>38107568
>What is your reaction?
Than God.

Rob my parents and live alone in another country