Share your best jokes, robots. I wanna laff

>a robot and Descartes are chilling in a basement
>"I'm bored anon" says Descartes. "Tell me a story"
>"sure thing" anon replies. "After all, I am the master of greentext stories".
>anon clears his throat *ahem* >"be me"
>Descartes raises his hand.
>"yes Descartes?"
>"did you think that or did you say it out loud?"
>"I said it out loud obvsly"
>"then stop existing faggot"
Descartes clap his hands, anon disappears

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How about you stop samefagging this thread faggot

>>38104097
>4 posters
Uhhhhhhh anon?

>>38104097
>>>reddit
or /soc/ just gtfo

>>38104067
yea bruh pretty nice

so i was eating my grandmother out last night when i tasted cum

i thought shit this is horse cum

oh is that how she died

Okey okey okey okey listen to this. It is a good one..
What is worse that twisting your ankle?
Holocaust.

>>38103899
my life ;_;
this post was very original

There are only two things I hate in this world: racists and NIGGERS.

In Bulgaria the police force is viewed as incompetent by many, and corrupt by some. One day, 3 police officers successfully arrested the leader of an organized crime ring. As a reward for their efforts, the city gave them several gifts. The first police officer received a pair of water skis. The second received a penthouse apartment. The third received a top of the line digital watch. Many years later, they all met up and asked each other how they were enjoying their gifts. The first remarked that he was disappointed with his gift for he could not find any slopes on the water and thus he could not use his skis. The second felt frustrated because his apartment was covered in some sort of wrapping paper which he could not fully remove. The third was upset that the watch given to him was defective, because every time he solved the ratio being displayed, it would change so he could never tell the time.

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